The Longest Yard (2005), Ep. 1: Maple Attraction | Roleplay Retcon
Former NFL quarterback and maple syrup kingpin Portman Tow, Mama's boy Bocepherous Nut, and professional grifter Cornflake Cogburn all find themselves in the wrong seat of a squad car. At their new prison home, Warden Sanders promises a reduced sentence for Portman if he puts together a football team of prisoners to give his guards' team something to practice tackling. But not everyone wants Portman to put the team together... Content Warnings: Profanity, prison, violence Starring guest GM Grant Nordine of Game Master Monday ! Soundtrack by Them Damn Dogs ! We're playing Play Ball! by Roe Caufield ! Our Patreon has bonus content ! Our Discord has bonus people ! We're part of the One Shot Network ! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray ! Logo by Jeanette Blasius !