MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
S3E072: Vampires are Real and the U.S. Government is Paying their Social Security
We’re changing the show to make people feel smart. How do siphons work? How do mirrors work? Explanations that make 100% sense but aren’t true. Be comfortable looking stupid. Sumo’s new favorite grifter. Sumo’s adventures with window blinds and abandoned mines. There’s no free speech in Europe. Sumo is podcasting from the fringe and must hit a button every hour or the podcast dies. A.I. short stories, human bodies are mind-bogglingly complex. There’s an alarming increase in things we know nothing about. Links The Whitest Kids U' Know - I want to kill the president Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp