MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
Religion & Spirituality
About
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bu
Episodes
- S4E019: Paranormal Storytime with Special Guest Elliot Spear
An American hymn. Paranormal story adventures. The hantavirus situation, normies can’t manifest anything, he who seeks will find. Are we influencers? Chud the builder and screaming racial slurs at people in public. Racial differences and j…
- S4E018: You’re Not Gay Enough
Kavi forgets that they invented trans-universal communication in the last episode. You’re not gay enough. Bronze Age Pervert, the fertility crisis and bringing back the rainbow. BAPist masculinity vs Trad masculinity. Peacocking, leisure a…
- S4E017: Love, Lust and an Airplane
High-powered law offices and old-timey America. Stories about Sumo as a time-travelling immortal. The voice of Satan for the show. A political solution to the world’s problem won’t work. Protesting is peasant-coded. Silent film stars, fat…
- S4E016: Hot Takes
Sumo joins the Frank and Brady show to discuss qntm’s There is No Antimemetics Division. Also discussed: podcast marriages, hot takes and jestermaxxing, author fetishes, burning bibles and icons, koans, nihilism, EPIC: The Musical, how the…
- S4E015: Late Night Podcasting
Podcast reaction content! Featuring the Smokestack plus Duke of Alba conversation. Flashbacks to Covid, refineries exploding, multiple large files ongoing. A grand strategy for energy independence. Bringing Venezuela into American influenc…
- S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille
Guess who named this episode. Gerald the Dolphin, so long and thanks for all the fish, Sumo’s seen a lot of people die. How to call pigs, square dancing, bedazzling, Long Black Train, jangly floppy women. The story of the Chinese farmer. S…
- S4E013: The Problem with Being God
Current day Judaism is more anti-Christ than any other religion in the world. What an empire normally does vs hastening the end of the world. What happens if they build the Third Temple and nothing happens? Islamo-Christian vs Judeo-Christ…
- S4E012: Haunted by Anti-memes
Garfield lore and the reality of adversarial thought forms. Sumo’s comprehensive guide to understanding, perceiving and combating mythological creatures. Ideas exist even if nobody currently holds them. Memes and genes. People don’t have i…
- S4E011: Local Hobo Discovers Tiny Man
Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens and Erika Kirk. The Parable of the Dishonest Steward. People don’t know what they are. Kirkegaard and Trump is kind of like a drag queen. How to sex chickens, Diogenes, Alexander the Great and Aristotle. Jeffrey…
- S4E010: If Nothing is True, What Do You Do?
What happens after the lord of the rings? Whale roads, facts don’t exist, be free! How do you have a fact-less epistemology? Most of academia is a loop, or trails off into a phantasm. Put a constant on it. Where Big G comes from. You reall…
- S4E009: A Blasphemous Mood Board into the Luciferian Heart of all Darkness
Weather and the end of the world. Prepping, Mormonism, working out to by physically perfect. This is our most schizophrenic show yet. Westworld. The Bicameral Mind, consciousness begins in the Iliad. The story is the heart of the universe.…
- S4E008: Podcastception
Sumo wears his boots when podcasting. Podcast reaction content and how society got from there to here. Password advice, Toyotathon in space, be sure to subscribe for free foot pics. Roderick on the line, a case study of how we got here. Fl…
- S4PYWLL002: Killing a Good Woman
The Renee Good situation. Why is there a dinosaur in the background and what does this mean? George Floyd and Waynel Sexton. Weird Biden glitches, weird Kyle Rittenhouse glitches. You can’t be a mystic if you own a smartphone. What is it b…
- S4E007: Who Is Gay?
An African pastor with a very loud shirt. Sumo’s black and doesn’t work, where’s his parade? Home renovations and Smokestack’s weirdly small toes. Smokestack digs a hole, some people just have dwarfish genes and need to tunnel. Finding gun…
- S4E006: Black Girl Magic and the Book of Tobit vs Skyrim
The Shroud of Turin, it’s fake and you’re all insane. How photography works. Every photo negative of black people has been scrubbed from the Internet. How to fake your own Shroud of Turin. The shroud contradicts the Biblical account of the…
- S4E005: Hobby Shop Americans
The Lost Generation article by Jacob Savage. Smokestack isn’t white?! People who aren’t white leading the cause for white vengeance, identity games are spinning out of control, taking it out on white-skinned minorities. White women get all…
- S4PYWLL001 with Special Guest Walter Bismark
An interview with special guest Walter Bismarck. Links waltbismarck.com Tortuga Media Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True F…
- S4E004: Maximum Disfigurement
Pete Hegseth’s penis, Hunter Biden (for all his faults). Sumo goes to camp, Americana is here under your nose, if you can’t find that then it’s your fault. People don’t understand what America was and what it can be. No holds barred, rendi…
- S4E003: Gay Cottage Maxing
Adolph Hitler gets elected in Namibia again except he’s black now. Talking about comics and the Hulk. Whatever you give attention to is what you create. An agregore of nonsense, the way to fight against it is to not care about it. Focus on…
- S4E002: The Sex Episode with Special Guests Godward and Jess
Schrodinger’s blowjob and the curious case of the Epstein files flip flop. Bannon’s Epstein ties and the gayest thing in the world. Ratcheting up the crank. The only winning move against the machine is to not play. J.D. Vance’s rise to pow…
- S4E001: Space Weather
Multiple podcast dimensions and seasons. Sumo gets banned from chess.com and also talks about street chess and chess boxing. Card magic and how it applies to conspiracy theory, philosophy and theology. You have to question your initial ass…
- S3E100: Together Through Time
The continued adventures of the MAPSOC crew now with total enhancement. For best results watch the video version here: https://mapsoc.org/s3e100/ Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAP…
- S3E099: Purveyors of Nonsense
Let it be. America’s never been stronger, poetry, the Jabberwocky. Appreciating the nonsense of language. Lewis Carol, George McDonald and C.S. Lewis. Californication, people don’t listen to the lyrics of music but Sumo hears words quite w…
- S3E098: A Shield Against the Infinite
The Gospel in the Zodiac, everything with ancient religion was star magic. A city and its light pollution are a shield against existential dread. Everything is star magic; it always has been. Boot-licking and talking about the Walking Dead…
- S3E097: A Mistuned Resonance of the Soul with Special Guest Josh
Names. Homeopathy and alternative medicine. Physical ailments caused by the mind. Morphogenics, Rupert Sheldrake and Terence McKenna. Hybrid animals. Spiritual realms based on numerology combined with homeopathic medicine. Emotional causes…
- S3E096: The Source of all the Cringe
A beginner’s guide to supernatural powers. Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung and therapy. Repression and Fate. Why do people think Jordan Peterson is crazy now? Niels Bohr and his horseshow, people arguing about the Pope. Inventions of the industri…
- S3E095: Nazis are Trying to get Your Children to Atlantis
The Greek word Pneuma. Sumo rants about the church fathers and online Catholics. Everyone needs their own personal head canon to be valid. Hallucinations on both sides, what can you do? Kavi’s adventures living in Africa. Suspicious detail…
- S3E094: Techno-Babbling Over Nonsense
Part 1 The Charlie Kirk shooting. Photography, optics, film and physics. This show is really about A.I., the A.I. is inside of you. Making up data to fill holes in a narrative. The George Floyd narrative. Fishy things about the Charlie Kir…
- S3E093: Basement-Tier Satanism with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings
What’s been going on with MyFitnessFeelings? Florida is awful and full of leathery swamp people. How the Miller Fabian plot to bring the world under the control of the British Empire became the opposite. The Fabian Society, the Labour Part…
- S3E092: A 100% Chance of Schizophrenia
Matisyahu, changing identities, the Microsoft secret room, Plato’s form of the personal computer and computer pranks. The Star Mirror book. Indie horror games, VHS tapes and floppy discs. The tragedy of the commons, the Scottish girl with…
- S3E091: Wholesome Content for Jewish Children
Libertarianism, Odysee and matriarchal Judaism. Canadian climate lockdowns. Fiveish is a real TV show. Victimhood is the currency of our time. Fighting the victimhood mentality. American’s don’t know how to protest properly. Having sex wit…
- S3E090: Lost Boys of the Apocalypse
Hipsters and axe throwing, the collapse of hipsterism. Too many white people in this rainbow parade. The Eternal Return, what is different today? Everything is vanity. What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again. Why…
- S3E089: A Pallet Cleanser
Normies and NPCs, the world needs NPCs. The alternative to being an NPC is being a doomer, or you can participate in the darkness. How Time Pool and Tucker Carlson feed the doomer narrative. Here at the Mystical American Patriots Society w…
- S3E088: The Edge of Observation
The origin of podcasts. Sumo travels through a portal although he also might be confused. Why paranormal things happen when you’re alone, at night, in the dark, etc. The less you can observe a place the more paranormal stuff can bubble to…
- S3E087: Nothing to See Here
Bruce Lee was a small man. The age of consent, projecting current values onto the past, the conservation of taboo. Is Quebec Latino? A lack of butt-sex in Iran, look how gay Israel is. Narrative concoction is the oldest form of magic. Sumo…
- S3E086: Infinite Money Glitch
Sumo used to be a handyman and worked on crazy houses built into cliffs. It should be a law that businesses have to accept cash. Money is debt and has no value outside of taxation. Taxes are redemptive, when you pay taxes the money disappe…
- S3E085: I Like Shawarma Too
We’re doing it again! War in the Middle East that is. Semitic scrutinizing and jumpstarting the eschaton. Sumo loves the Jews. Americans are insane blood thirsty lunatics. Dispensationalism. At least the Muslims care about Christ. Jewish h…
- S3E084: Invisible Disabilities
Janice Joplin, the L.A. riots, you can’t deport people en masse, America loves slavery. What you should do, if you really want to win. You have to think like a psychopath to get how America works. Europe and Canada aren’t as good at being…
- S3E083: Redneck Bacchanalia with Special Guests Brad Kelly and Godward
Brad Kelly’s background and why he left the Art of Darkness podcast. Tolkien and his lack of character development. The hero’s journey post World War 2, Catholic vs Protestant stories. The Internet as the printing press times a hunded. Gra…
- S3E082: A Massive Kundalini Awakening with Special Guest Seriah Azkath
Seriah Azkath Interview Lost civilizations and cycles of collapse, ghost photos, hypnosis is not a memory recovery tool despite what you may have heard. Liminality experiences. The pre-Internet world. Infrared light and why it’s so hard to…
- S3E081: Joel Osteen’s Great Abs with Special Guest Joe Exotic
Tiger King Interview What it’s like being in jail with Ted Kaczynski. What were the charges? Political ambitions Severed tiger heads in the court room. Deportations How Joe got started with tigers and exotic animals. Employee injuries. Dea…
- S3E080: Ghost Hunting for Fame and Fortune with Special Guest Matthew Jackson
Matthew’s ghost hunting origin story and personal landmark cases. How to use technology and radio waves to communicate with ghosts. Tesla and Edison’s “Ghost phones.” Spirits existing as electromagnetic frequencies. Taunting ghosts and how…
- S3E079: Cokes a Horse
Number stations, what are they? Listening to some recordings. Austin Metcalf, Sumo doesn’t like Texas, curated reality, faux outrage. Psy-ops always have tells. Using twins is the perfect way to fake things. Even if it’s fake, it’s real. S…
- S3E078: Arguing with Ghost Elvis about Pangaea and the Nephilim
Sumo goes and meets Elvis in real life (allegedly). Arkansas geology, Magnet Town, Elvis’s career and Bob Joyce. God and or the universe uses fake shysters to point you towards the real. Are the ruins of Noah’s Ark in Turkey? Hiding your p…
- S3E077: At Least We’re Moving
Kavi’s thoughts on Jonah, Leviathan and how the Nephilim survived the flood. Dragons in every ancient culture. Modern day Nephilim and RH Negative blood. A is for Adamski, UFO abductions and the Cherokee Indians. Why has the Jew hate been…
- S3E076: Sometimes a Marmoset gets it on with a Persimmon with Special Guest E. Adam Farris
Comic book talk. Jonah is an incredible story, Leviathan, the Great Fish. Are the Conan the Barbarian stories actually real history? Abraham was a minor warlord for awhile. Behemoth and Leviathan, what are they? Strange animal husbandry, h…
- S3E075: It’s Your Fault for Believing Us
Chess lessons and black people speak a different language. Godward’s thoughts on the conversation with MyFitnessFeelings from last week . Benevolent dictatorship, trusting that your government doesn’t want to kill you, the noble lie. The g…
- S3E074: Believe in Aliens and not Covid with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings
Thank you to our supporters! Sleep injuries, rock-climbing injuries, sumo injuries and the Chuck Norris total gym. Covid retrospective, the most insane things people did, peak insanity, narrative inconsistencies and changing definitions. T…
- S3E073: Podcasting While on the Run from the Thought Police
It’s time for the United States to stop caring about Europe. America doesn’t do philosophy. Taking over Greenland. Wars in non-white countries, no one cares or even knows it’s happening. Paratroopers, crazy people in the African military r…
- S3E072: Vampires are Real and the U.S. Government is Paying their Social Security
We’re changing the show to make people feel smart. How do siphons work? How do mirrors work? Explanations that make 100% sense but aren’t true. Be comfortable looking stupid. Sumo’s new favorite grifter. Sumo’s adventures with window blind…