Zack and Griffin's Multiversal Pet Shop
Fiction & Audio Drama
About
Zack and Griffin, with their oodles* of podcaster gold, have settled down to the quiet life of owning the single Pet Shop of The Multiverse tm . Dragons, Dogs, Dogs for Dragons, these fellas have it all! *The Technical Term
Episodes
- Episode 180: Plants, but Not
Zack and Griffin explore the concept of plants as pets in episode 180, "Plants, but Not." They reference the Tome of Beasts 3 by Kobold Press, delving into discussions about non-traditional plant life.
- Episode 179: The Shadow Slam!
Episode 179 of Zack and Griffin's Multiversal Pet Shop is titled The Shadow Slam!.
- Episode 178: Where The Honk At?
In episode 178, titled "Where The Honk At?", hosts Zack and Griffin travel one billion years into the future to explore the Ninth World and its inhabitants.
- Episode 177: Sh*tty Pokémon 16: Pissimian
In episode 177, Zack and Griff revisit the Alola region to discuss and critique their least favorite Pokémon.
- Episode 176: Oops! All Dragons
In Episode 176, "Oops! All Dragons," Zack and Griffin address a situation where dragons from Kobold Press
- Episode 175: Ozone Needs the Sauce
Imps and pseudodragons are SO last year. Let Zack and Griffin hook you up with the latest and trendiest familiars for new you!
- Episode 174: Zilas and Zilaq
If any casting directions are listening, please considered casting Zack and Griffin as a bickering two headed dragon. There's a great segment in this episode that can serve as our audition. Thank you!
- Episode 173: Wing Buffet
At Zack and Griffin's Multiversal Pet Shop, we ask serious questions and investigate serious answers. For example, how many grapes can Griffin fit into his mouth at one time? All that and more! Come on in!
- Episode 172: Squat Newt!
You like tomes. We like tomes. You like beasts. We like beasts. It's Tome of Beasts 2 from Kobold Press! This title has also been Griffin's new vocal stim ever since it was recorded about a week ago.
- Episode 171: Tongued by Lou
Believe me, the other pitch for the episode title was somehow worse. But enough with the lewd introductions, it's another visit into the Creature Codex!
- Episode 170: Sh*tty Pokémon 15: It's Just a Dog!
Pokémon really did not need to go to France, but hey, here we are. It's more of the least favorite Pokémon in town!
- Episode 169: Reboot of the Reboot of the Reboot
Daylight Savings Time is the worst, huh? One day it's all normal, and the next you're ONE BILLION YEARS in the future! Don't worry! Zack and Griffin are here to help you navigate the creatures you'll find in the Ninth World!
- Episode 168: Griff HATES the Nethersphere
Grab your hoverboard, polish your raygun, and text your raddest friends, it's time for Slugblaster! Zack and Griff kickflip their way into a world (worlds?) of teen angst, impossible geometry, and doing sick tricks from one timestream to a…
- Episode 167: Professor Goctopus
Would you rather have a giant magnetic lobster or a jungle cat made of lightning as a pet? These are the questions only asked at Zack and Griffin's Multiversal Pet Shop!
- Episode 166: Big Bois 11: Grickmouth
This episode features only the BIGGEST and the BADDEST and the BOYEST boys around! It's another installment of BIG BOIS!
- Episode 165: Cherno-boi
Holy crap! Oh my goodness! These fellas are heckin' cool! No wait, that's not it. It's a HSOMGTFAFR!
- Episode 164: Birds, but Not
This one's for all you bird brains out there! The fellas crack open Tome of Beasts 3 from Kobold Press to find some winged, feathey, beaky friends that are absolutely NOT birds. Don't be fooled!
- Episode 163: Sh*tty Pokémon 14: Gaslight, Gatekeep, Gothita
Zack and Griffin return to the Unova region to dig up some more Pokémon that honestly could've used a little more time on the drawing board.
- Episode 162: All Things Return to Soup
The fellas catapult themselves one billion years into the future and come up with...well not much to write home about. It's another Ninth World foray from Monte Cook Games!
- Episode 161: Smoocherfly
Zack and Griffin break it down, drop it to the floor, and... Sorry, got distracted by this song I can't get out of my head. We're back with Tome of Beasts from Kobold Press for another classic style episode.
- Episode 160: Itty Bitty Boiz 7: Dragonfly Dragon
Grab your magnifying glasses, 'cause these are some little guys! The boys return to the Tome of Horrors from Frog God Games to locate more of the ittiest, bittiest boiz.
- Episode 159: Oops! All Fey
Fey creatures come in all shapes and sizes. And temperaments. Zack and Griff open up Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 3 and see what fey folk come tumbling out.
- Episode 158: Hoodie Horse
Did you know that some folks are just f*cking rad? We did, and now so do you! Zack and Griff reopen Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 2 and find more awesome dudes to discuss.
- Episode 157: I Am the Woods Ape, I Speak for the Trees
Zack and Griff set their sights on more horrors and end up finding some pretty chill dudes! It's the Tome of Horrors from Frog God Games!
- Episode 156: Dogs, but Not 6
Would you rather have a dog, or a dog that's kind of not a dog? Zack and Griff present four dog alternatives from Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts for your consideration!
- Episode 155: Sh*tty Pokémon 13: Hurt Grown-Ups and Crush Boulders
Polish your diamonds and clutch your pearls, Zack and Griff set their crosshairs on the Sinnoh region! No Pokémon is safe from their scathing critique! And, yes, we do talk about Lopunny.
- Episode 154: Big Bois 10: ...with a Bird Head
We LOVE the big bois on this show! Dive once again into Kobold Press's Creature Codex to encounter, nay, EXPERIENCE some of the biggest bois around! Content warning for arachnophobia (32:23 - 44:13)
- Episode 153: Goof and Toots
The only thing that can save us from the present is THE FUTURE! And also perhaps some box office success. Zack and Griff fling themselves one billion years into the future for another heaping helping of creatures from the Ninth World!
- Episode 152: Ursine Titties
It's Valentine's Day! Flowers and chocolates and monsters, oh my! We dig through Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 3 to find you the best wingman to get you a date!
- Episode 151: You Didn't Invite Hodag!
What do you get when you cross a shark with a narwhal? A flying menace, apparently. Join the boys for another foray into Tome of Beasts 2 from Kobold Press, and explore the dangers of the unaligned!
- Episode 150: Stupid Sexy Geode
We totally forget to mention it in the beginning, but this episode comes to you from Tome of Beasts 3 by Kobold Press! It's also our first episode of 2025! My oh my how far we've come. Thank you for listening!
- Episode 149: Mirejerk
What do a bottle cap, a fat man, and a German shepherd all have in common? They all don't want to set the world on fire! Is this enough Fallout references yet to tell you we did a Fallout episode? I hope so!
- Episode 148: Sh*tty Pokémon 12: Piss'd Pigs
Even the majesty of the Hoenn region cannot escape the scrupulous and damning eye of Zack and Griff. We continue our second pass at talking about the worst Pokemon the world has to offer.
- Episode 147: Ms. Beakman and Mr. Cool
A common mantra on this show is, "They can't all be winners!" and we really embrace that this time around. Frost slugs and eye-stealing bugs abound in another episode featuring the Tome of Beasts from Kobold Press!
- Episode 146: Hammerhead Shark Dog
What do you get when you add the Fourth World and the Fifth World together? The Ninth World! We venture yet again one billion years into the future to explore the vast realms of Numenera and the Ninth World from Monte Cook Games!
- Episode 145: Put That Cookie Down!
Honestly, this one is mostly vibes. The plan was to talk about some of the creatures from the Tal'Dorei Reborn campaign setting from the folks at Critical Role. Instead, the boys talk mostly about Arnold Schwarzenegger movies and bodily fl…
- Episode 144: Itty Bitty Bois 6: 'Splode Toad
The boys are back! Reunited and it feels so good! With Zack's triumphant return, Griffin shares what he learned in the Tiny Dimension, and the boys unearth some more of the tiniest friends around.
- Episode 143: Hot Sauce Blowhog
Zack's still away on a mission, and Griffin is stuck in the tiny dimension! Whatever are they going to do!? Well, in the meantime, Griffin and special guest Ellie discuss some fellow tiny creatures; the best the Pikmin universe has to offe…
- Episode 142: A Well-Storied Chicken
Zack is on an away mission today, so filling in for him is our actual, real-world boss, Mr. G! Mr. G is fresh off a trip from Hyrule and has brought a flock of friends from across the Legend of Zelda landscape!
- Episode 141: Exploding Goats
You know 'em! You love 'em! Am I talking about Zack and Griff, or Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 3? Why not both!
- Episode 140: Sh*tty Pokémon 11: A Very Wooden Pervert
Zack and Griffin evaluate the Johto region to find the worst of the worst, the baddest of the bad, the sh*ttiest of the sh*tty, all for a second time.
- Episode 139: Cardioceros
Zack did all the pre-production on this episode, which means Griffin goes in cold! You know it, you love it, it's Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 2 with a newly curated batch of critters!
- Episode 138: Glassbjorn
Gimme a Tome! (tome!) Gimme an Of! (of!) Gimme a Beasts! (beasts!) What's that spell!? It's Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 3! This episode has everything you could ever want! Assuming what you want is four different creatures from the book!…
- Episode 137: A Goopy Bird for a Goopy Guy
What do you get when you combine the Forth World with the Fifth World? You get the Ninth World from Monte Cook Games' Numenera setting! A billion years in the future, and those folks still have some good pets. Plus, there's a two for one s…
- Episode 136: Nasty Bastuhds
Goodness gracious are these bastards nasty! Looking for that really nasty creature to ruin your day? We've got some options for you!
- Episode 135: CutieCon 2024
It's the first inaugural CutieCon! Today we open the floor up to all the cuties from Kobold Press's Creature Codex, discuss their cutie credentials, and rate their cuddlability. Sign up for next year's CutieCon today!
- Episode 134: Big Bois 9: The Hills Have Tongues
We KNOW you want the big bois, so why keep them from you? And you KNOW that the Tome of Beasts 2 from Kobold Press has the BIGGEST BOIS! The wait is over!
- Episode 133: Smoochblade
Have you been looking for some folks that are just plain rad? Then, boy howdy do we have the episode for you! Zack and Griffin reopen Kobold Press's first Tome of Beasts for some riveting, and slightly erotic, conversation.
- Episode 132: Sh*tty Pokémon 10: Chronic Moustication
Have you missed Pokémon? So have we! We've missed absolutely DESTROYING them. Zack and Griffin go back to the beginning, back to the Kanto region, to officially begin Round Two of Sh*tty Pokémon!
- Episode 131: Philly Cheesestank
The first half of this episode is very chill! And the back half of this episode gets real swampy! And hey, who among hasn't suffered a swampy back half before? We get knee-deep in Tome of Beasts 3 from Kobold Press yet again!