Your Internet Boyfriends
Comedy
About
Your Internet Boyfriends is a weekly catch up podcast from two Irish comedians - one gay, one straight, both gorgeous - navigating dating, life and disasters in London through completely different lenses. Each week is a mix of queer/straight laugh out loud stories, a little too honest confessions, unqualifited advice to listeners and the kind of unfiltered conversations you’ll whisper to your friends. Mark and Denis are the honest, funny and unexpectedly wholesome queer-straight friendship you didn’t know you needed.
Episodes
- #66 Madonna says no phones and Denis has an injury
In this episode, Denis reveals an injury while Mark reminisces about his theatrical childhood. They discuss Madonna's stance on phones, 90s dads, babysitting, toy nostalgia, school crushes, Irish village characters, and social media's impa…
- #65 The London Marathon and Why Do Women Wear Tights?
This episode of Your Internet Boyfriends features discussions about why women wear tights, strong opinions on the London Marathon, and Irish BBQ culture. They also cover topics like fishnets, London restrooms, and the effects of heat.
- #64 Ireland AM and Parading Denis around Dublin
Mark and Denis appear on Ireland AM, where they meet Alan and Tommy. Mark subsequently takes Denis on a tour of Dublin. They also discuss various personal anecdotes and experiences.
- #63 Our First TV Appearance - Plus Thicc Teas and Tractors
Mark discusses accidentally causing commotion at an LGBT work lunch. The hosts also talk about their first TV appearance, the superiority of bourbon creams, and Denis’s upcoming trip to Turkey. Other topics include tractors, farmers, and s…
- #62 Denis Goes to a Gay Beach
In this episode, Denis goes to a gay beach in Sitges, and Mark gets unusual messages from superfans. The hosts also talk about vegan weddings, girlfriend introductions to friends, birdwatching, and double-jointed thumbs.
- #61 Held Together in A&E and Sharing a Dada
This episode of Your Internet Boyfriends features Mark^{''}s chaotic, sleep-deprived night, a Strava scandal, and a discussion on internet attention and fan interactions. The hosts share an unhinged story from their podcast.
- #60 Mark and Denis Nearly Breakup
In this episode of Your Internet Boyfriends, Mark and Denis discuss a near-breakup incident involving an accidental reveal. The hosts also cover topics including the Blue Pill, naked butlers, eating Pot Noodles in Ubers, and pink suitcases.
- Trailer
This is the introductory trailer for the podcast Your Internet Boyfriends.
- #59 Jessie Buckley and The Manosphere - Plus Big News
Mark and Denis join a podcast network and discuss their recent news. The episode also covers the Manosphere, Jessie Buckley's recent win, and a debate about Easter eggs.
- #58 Mam Comes to Visit and the Prison Sauna
Denis navigates a family visit in London while Mark recounts a chaotic journey back from a trip to Madrid. The hosts also discuss topics ranging from childhood memories and fashion trends to the dynamics of nightlife social logistics.
- #57 Fake Tan Drips, Glass Toilets & Punch The Monkey
Mark and Denis discuss a range of topics including public standards for "street-spotting," experiences with fake tan, and the inconvenience of glass hotel bathrooms. They also touch on travel, internet obsessions, and personal anecdotes in…
- #56 Big Balls and The Matrix
In this episode, the hosts cover topics ranging from travel disasters and gym etiquette to discussions about The Matrix and the film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. They also reflect on personal grooming experiences and s…
- #55 Gay Housekeeping and Becoming a Horse
In this episode, the hosts discuss topics ranging from building medieval castles and gay housekeeping to navigating changing rooms and London nightlife. The conversation also covers experiences with medical appointments and the stress of c…
- #54 Bad Bunnies and Mark's First Date... with a Woman
In this episode of Your Internet Boyfriends, the hosts discuss the pressures of Valentine's Day, dating red flags, and their recent experience at a bagel shop in East London. They also touch upon pop culture, including Bad Bunny, and share…
- #53 An Irish Stag Party and Men Paying to be Stepped On
Hosts Denis and Mark discuss their recent experiences hosting stag parties and school friends, covering topics from airport drinking to financial domination trends. They also touch on the differences between stag and hen weekends and the e…
- #52 Denis Goes on a Big Gay Night Out
Denis and Mark discuss their growing listenership, upcoming live shows, and Denis’ recent night out in London. The hosts also touch upon topics including The Traitors, personal anecdotes, and their experiences with audience interactions.
- #51 Heated Rivalry and Buying Tampons - w Yshee Black
Denis and Mark share updates about their domestic lives and lobby package thefts. They are joined by comedian and drag performer Yshee Black to discuss Jessie Buckley, drag culture, and appearing on Come Dine With Me.
- #50 Spanking Timothée Chalamet and a Dublin House Party
This episode covers a Dublin house party incident involving a celebrity, food trends like M&S "Picky Bits," and a discussion on TV nudity. It also includes an anecdote about Timothée Chalamet potentially getting spanked.
- #49 Bottomless Brunch and Holidays for Gays
In this episode, Denis and Mark discuss bottomless brunch plans, Irish New Year traditions, holiday travel, and the challenges of January. They also share personal anecdotes and reflections on queer life.
- #48 Auld Lang Syne and Flirting with Couples
Denis and Mark T. Cox celebrate the New Year by discussing their holiday memories, including Auld Lang Syne, experiences in Irish pubs, and reflections on the Millennium. The hosts also share personal anecdotes and discuss social dynamics…
- #47 Christmas Day with the Boys
Denis and Mark T. Cox discuss festive memories and holiday experiences on Christmas Day. They cover topics including childhood Christmas traditions, cooking mishaps, seasonal snacks, and 90s holiday culture.
- #46 Hot Tub Regrets & The Hottest Vicar in England
Mark and Denis discuss a popular vicar, church experiences, and various lifestyle topics including niche sports, recent travel, and festive food reviews. They share personal anecdotes while navigating a range of humorous and cultural subje…
- #45 Irish Family Meltdowns and Gay Cruises - w Joe Sutherland
In episode #45 of Your Internet Boyfriends, Joe Sutherland joins hosts Denis and Mark to discuss gay cruises, including experiences on an Atlantis cruise and comparisons between vanilla and swingers ships. They also delve into Irish family…
- #44 Reversing in Nightclubs and World Aids Day
In episode #44, hosts Denis and Mark delve into topics including thirst traps, Christmas tree debates, and dealing with difficult tourists. They also touch upon flirting dynamics, navigating nightlife, and a unique restaurant bathroom key…
- #43 Mark's Hometown Has Been "Torn Asunder" - Plus Big Announcement
Your Internet Boyfriends are hosting a live show at the Pleasance Theatre in London on March 5th, 2026, with special guests, songs, and more. They also discuss Mark's birthday, Denis's flat decor, food, Irish news, and nostalgic music.
- #42 Cinema Dates and Monkeys Stealing Phones - with JUNO BIRCH (Part II)
In episode 42 of Your Internet Boyfriends, hosts Denis and Mark reunite with Juno Birch to discuss cinema dates, monkeys stealing phones, and office small talk. The episode also features anecdotes about pets, Ireland's football team, and G…
- #41 Our Sims Confessions and Toothless Cyril - with JUNO BIRCH (Part I)
In episode 41 of Your Internet Boyfriends, guest Juno Birch joins hosts Denis and Mark for a discussion covering DragCon, chaotic Sims gameplay including doll throwing and addiction, unusual fan gifts, and their cat Cyril's mishaps. The co…
- #40 We Need to Talk About Lily Allen... and the £17 Chicken Scandal
This episode covers a disappointing £17 chicken dish, Lily Allen's controversial new album, and Paddington: The Musical, mixed with personal stories from London life.
- #39 We Accidentally Shoplifted from IKEA (ft. Catherine Connolly)
In episode #39, hosts discuss an alleged IKEA shoplifting incident involving Mark, a sighting of his lookalike, and news about Ireland's president Catherine Connolly. They also touch upon a new red mask, gift-buying challenges, and recall…
- #38 The Involuntary Pinky Situation and Tanning Disaster
This episode of Your Internet Boyfriends features hosts Mark and Denis discussing grooming habits, a chaotic naked incident, uneven tans, a visit to the Frieze Art Fair, technology frustrations, and controversial twins on Twitter.
- #37 Behind the Scenes at the Attitude Awards
In episode 37, Mark discusses the Attitude Awards, Denis shares stories of meeting celebrities, and the hosts connect with Jonny B about his recent travels.
- #36 Talking about Our Feelings
Recorded at Shorty’s Barbershop for World Mental Health Day, episode #36 covers childhood haircuts, modern dating, hairpieces, and personal feelings. Hosts share stories about bad haircuts, dating experiences, and therapy.
- #35 Irish Weddings Are Getting Out of Hand (and the Embassy Sausage Story)
In episode #35, hosts Mark and Denis recount eating cocktail sausages at the Irish Embassy. Mark also shares a story about taking someone else's top.
- #34 Meeting a Critic in the Steam Room
In this episode, Denis and Mark discuss Denis's chaotic morning, local tourism claims about Ennis, and various listener stories. Topics include spa encounters, stag and hen party dynamics, and fashion culture.
- #33 What we Smelled like as Teenagers
In episode #33, Mark seeks dream interpretation assistance from Denis. Denis reminisces about the various scents and fragrances associated with his teenage years. Further details and tickets are available at www.yourinternetboyfriends.com.
- #32 Clubbing and Gargling in Berlin
In episode 32 of Your Internet Boyfriends, Mark and Denis delve into the surprising clubbing culture of Berlin. Producer Declan Kelly's work is also highlighted, with ways for listeners to engage with the show provided.
- #31 Back to School
In episode #31, hosts Mark and Denis welcome autumn by reminiscing about their school days and Mark's emo phase. More information and links are available on their website.
- #30 Tellytubbies in a Nightclub
Mark and Denis reach episode 30 of Your Internet Boyfriends, dedicating most of the discussion to the concept of Teletubbies in nightclubs. The episode encourages listener interaction via email and social media.
- #29 Taxi Driver Serial Killer
In episode #29, Mark talks about a cultural event and Denis recounts a dangerous encounter with a taxi driver. The show encourages listener engagement through various platforms.
- #28 Denis Goes to LA
Episode 28 of Your Internet Boyfriends features Mark receiving test results and a jetlagged Denis returning from Los Angeles. The hosts encourage listener interaction via email and social media.
- #27 Cruising Lessons for a Straight Man
In episode #27, Mark provides Denis with cruising advice for London. Denis has an unpleasant encounter with a waiter. The episode mentions producer and photographer Declan Kelly.
- #26 Short Shorts are taking over London
Mark and Denis discuss a secret photoshoot and spending time together in episode 26 of Your Internet Boyfriends. The hosts also share contact information for listeners to get in touch.
- #25 Meeting the Parents - All of the Parents
In episode 25 of Your Internet Boyfriends, titled "Meeting the Parents - All of the Parents," Denis recounts his family meeting experiences. The episode also features Mark giving Denis advice on bedroom matters.
- #24 A Continental Romance
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- #23 An Unexpected Guest Joins the Podcast
In episode 23 of Your Internet Boyfriends, Denis encounters a beast in the studio, and Mark attends Pride London with the Irish ambassador. Further details and interaction can be found via their website and social media channels.
- #22 Planning, packing and panicking
In episode #22, the hosts of Your Internet Boyfriends discuss their upcoming holiday, sharing tips on packing and interacting with locals, alongside personal anecdotes and listener stories.
- #21 Summer dread, sweaty bellies and not-so-Fantastic Mr. Fox
In episode #21 of Your Internet Boyfriends, hosts discuss summer dread and sweaty bellies. Mark is dressed for a special meeting while Denis delivers bad news to Lisa. The episode also touches on the movie 'Fantastic Mr. Fox'.
- #20 Do I fancy him or just like his jumper?
In episode #20, hosts discuss attraction, questioning if it's admiration or desire, touching on mustaches, summer tans, and specific aesthetics. They also delve into listener stories about children's parties, architectural debates about sk…
- #19 Denis Goes Swimming and Mark Gets Robbed
Mark and Denis recount unusual experiences including stalkers, unhinged DMs, and public transport oddities. They discuss service culture, a manager's accidental livestream, Denis's Lido visit, and a frightening encounter where Mark woke to…
- #18 Freebies, Woke roofs and saving the bees
In this episode, hosts Denis and Mark cover Denis's back injury, Mark's encounter with a thieving pigeon, and their new initiative to save bees.