You Wouldn't
Comedy
About
Life long friends Will Gibb and Pat Clifton sit down weekly and overshare everything on their mind, from the good, the bad and downright embarrassing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
- #320 - Is Gloving the Worst Hobby? Improvs Go Too Far, General Knowledge
This episode discusses whether gloving is the worst hobby. It also features improv segments, a current news quiz, and community hotlines.
- #319 - Airport Translations, Will Got DENIED From A Restaurant, Childhood Foods
In this episode, Will shares his experience of being denied entry from a restaurant, which sparks a conversation among the hosts about childhood foods and nostalgic food memories. They also discuss airport translations.
- The 10 Caravandments
The You Wouldn't podcast episode "The 10 Caravandments" covers campervan trip rules and Will's ANZAC Day show. Kyle presents a formal contract to the hosts.
- We Found Lucy
This episode discusses finding Lucy. It also covers comments from Australian politicians, Olivia Rodrigo's new song, and running.
- Hair Dresser Punch Ons
This episode features a discussion about Michael Jackson’s legacy and an incident involving Yisra at a hairdresser, as well as a deal for Kyle concerning Coffs Harbour.
- Who Sold the Superfent?
The You Wouldn't podcast returns with an episode discussing the sale of superfent, grey nurse sharks, and current events. The hosts are back in the studio for this recording.
- The Diagnosed and Undiagnosed Anthony
Undiagnosed Anthony joins the podcast to talk about different topics, including music, viral content, sweet treats, and real estate. The episode covers a range of subjects shared between the guest and hosts.
- Who CARES? w/ Dave Hughes
Dave Hughes is featured on the podcast episode "Who Cares?" where he and the hosts discuss his past roasting of Will and their worst stand-up comedy bombs, as well as a range of other topics such as Racket Sports, Kevin Hart going viral, e…
- Thrashing On A Coaster
This episode of the You Wouldn't podcast discusses roller coasters, G-rated jokes, social media, and a footballer scandal. Other topics include theme parks and hotlines.
- Escape Rooms Have Gone Too Far
In this episode of You Wouldn't, Pat shares one-liners while Will recounts a challenging escape room experience. The discussion also covers awkward jokes and motivational quotes.
- Spoilt Brats and Saw Traps
Kyle quizzes Pat and Will on current events. Pat and Will discuss parenting styles, Tiarna's incident, Will's comedy show, mental health updates, chicken breast, and hotlines.
- Will’s Got A _____
Will has an announcement for the podcast. Pat brainstorms new inventions and discusses a broken TV. Other topics include marriage, anxiety, and the "Boshlympics."
- Design-A-Flag w/ Choccy Dan
Choccy Dan joins the hosts of You Wouldn't in their Melbourne apartment. They discuss various topics including conspiracies, pranks, and AI, and design a flag for the podcast.
- Huge Garlic Bread and Breakups
The episode features discussions on baby names, garlic bread, breakups, and improv. The hosts also introduce themselves from their Melbourne apartment.
- Into the Patosphere
This episode of You Wouldn't covers Will's new tattoo ideas, the Kyle and Jackie O saga, and updates on Will's Adelaide shows. Topics include tattoos, Tiarna, sell-outs, Adelaide shows, and TV show updates.
- Good Human w/ Cooper Chapman
Cooper Chapman, former professional surfer and founder of The Good Human Factory, joins the podcast to discuss his career as an athlete and his work advocating for mental health. He shares details about his pro surfing, the creation of his…
- Will's Worst Week
In this episode of You Wouldn't, Will shares details about a challenging week, including a hospital visit, a live movie stream, and his correct predictions about the Oscars. Other topics include spooky streams, restaurant experiences, froz…
- Will Has A Stomach Ache the Whole Time
Pat gives his expert opinion on the Oscars. The hosts discuss the viral MacGill blowup. The episode also includes predictions, improv, and hotlines.
- Tiarna’s Side of the Central Coast Breakup
Tiarna, Pat's girlfriend, joins the podcast to discuss their relationship. She shares details about how they met, her thoughts on the Central Coast, and Pat's habits.
- Pod Mogging
This episode of You Wouldn't, titled "Pod Mogging," features an update from Pat on his removalist job and Will's reactions to the new Beast Games season. The discussion also includes airport antics, clavicular pod moggings, and details abo…
- EP 300 - We're Not Celebrating It
This episode of You Wouldn't covers several segments including a knowledge quiz, story submissions, and hotlines. The hosts also discuss a milestone they are not celebrating.
- Will Is Positive Now
Will discusses his new positive outlook on life and what he's grateful for. The episode also covers Will's sports adventures, Pat's skin cancer check, and a 'Would You Rather?' segment.
- Defining Big Words
Pat attempts to define big words. Will receives feedback from a listener and discusses a spa debacle, the NRL Draft, Cheesecake Factory, and Saw Trap.
- Someone's In My Boot
Pat discusses receiving a parking ticket, while Will addresses the challenges of professional collaborations. Additionally, Kyle introduces a new egg-themed game.
- PH Levels
This episode features a visit to the Academy Museum, a discussion on PH levels, and invented quotes on gratefulness. Other topics include an American diner, Olympian stories, and boxer’s hair.
- The Weeknd's Overrated
In this episode, Will discusses his travels and Pat shares a special poem. The hosts also debate which artists they consider to be overrated.
- Generational Hotlines
The episode features discussions on Braille, improv poetry, cringe moments, and TikTok trends. Other topics include situationships and running fails.
- Removalists Ripoff
In this episode of You Wouldn't, Will and Pat discuss Pat's experience with a removalist, Will's embarrassing dating app interaction, and other segments including Will's running updates and an improvisation exercise.
- LA Cougars
The "You Wouldn't" podcast episode "LA Cougars" features the hosts discussing past drug experiences and a gym moment. They also call Tom from Hello Sport to organize a Christmas party.
- Kyle Has An Offer
Kyle presents a significant offer on the podcast, while Will provides an update on an American acquaintance. The hosts also discuss sports history, recent events including the Australian Open, and betting odds.
- Magic Mike Not A Stripper
Magic Mike joins the podcast to discuss magic, including personal magic tricks, The Mentalist, and The Prestige. The hosts also reflect on their own experiences with magic and the challenges of performing tricks.
- pRIMcess Pat
In this episode of You Wouldn't, Will connects with a new person from across the country, while Pat considers what his life would be like in the Royal Family. The discussion also covers various topics including Australian commentators, Bec…
- Religion Maxxing
Will prepares for a colonoscopy while Pat undergoes a VO2 max test. Pat also shares his thoughts on religion and his prospects for the afterlife.
- Back 'n Beggin
Will and Kyle return to discuss their new favourite venue, review the podcast AACTA nominees, and share recent updates. The episode also covers various topics including Club Rose Bay, the AACTA Awards, House Maid, Hamnet, and music.
- Best of 2025 - Part 3
This episode of You Wouldn't features a compilation of highlights from 2025. The episode also includes information about the show's Patreon community and Facebook group.
- “I think we’re done” w/ Aleks Milinkovic
Aleks Milinkovic joins the show to discuss medical diagnosis and the ability of comedians to walk off stage during performances. The episode also touches on Will’s new diet and car.
- Best of 2025 - Part 2
This episode features a compilation of highlights from the podcast You Wouldn't throughout 2025. It also provides information on how to join the show's Patreon community and Facebook group.
- 2026 Bing-goals
In this episode of You Wouldn't, the hosts review their 2025 goals and bingo cards before setting new resolutions and predictions for 2026. They also cover topics including cinema etiquette and showing scenes from television to Jaxon.
- Best of 2025 - Part 1
This episode features a collection of highlights from the podcast You Wouldn't for the year 2025. It also includes information on how to join the show's Patreon community and Facebook group.
- HO HO HO!!
In this Christmas-themed episode of You Wouldn't, the hosts share their gift exchanges, holiday secrets, impressions, and discuss various topics including a charcuterie board and recent updates. The episode also includes a link to a fundra…
- Bing Boy w/ Danny Phillippou
Danny Phillippou discusses his Adelaide favorites, and Pat auditions for his new movie. Episode topics include a haunted house, the Seafire scandal, Bing Boy, and working on the set of Five Nights at Freddy's.
- AirCon-Artists
The hosts discuss the costs of air conditioning, share stories about recent experiences, and reflect on a performance at Christmas Carols. The episode also covers personal updates regarding travel, birthday events, and failed smoothies.
- Niche Pet Peeves
This episode of You Wouldn't covers various topics including niche pet peeves, an story about Pat's uncle hitchhiking, and arm wrestling. The hosts also discuss road tripping and provide information on joining their Patreon and Facebook gr…
- Spotify Crapped
Following their tour, the hosts recap their recent experiences, including the Ogescars 2025. They also discuss Will’s festival experience, entrepreneurship, and various other topics.
- Will and Pat talk a lot of sh*t on people
Will and Pat discuss and offer their critiques of TikTok awards and influencers. They also cover topics including arguing with friends and dreams about pornography.
- Our House is Haunted
Pat and Will discuss their stay in a haunted house in Adelaide, explain their lack of sleep, and provide a wrap-up of their tour so far. They also touch on topics including local steakhouses and calorie surpluses.
- Rip My Face Off
Will and Pat discuss topics including experiences at a petrol station, the Bonnie Blue Schoolies, and discussions regarding autism. The episode also features information about their Patreon and Facebook group.
- Stumps w/ Jarchy
Jarchy joins the show to discuss various topics, including debate questions, marriage, career advice, and social scenarios like catering and dinner party etiquette.
- Virtual Dating
In this episode of You Wouldn't, Will discusses his virtual dating experiences. The group also covers topics including a new sport, birthday presents, and various other segments.
- Cringe Texts
The hosts share past cringe-worthy text messages and discuss Kyle's drunk TikTok videos. They also explore hypothetical scenarios, including what would lead Pat to end a relationship.