Will You Accept This Rose?
Comedy
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The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!
Episodes
- "CLAM TRIPPIN' TO RHODE ISLAND!" w/ Brendan Smith and Paul Danke!
Brendan Smith and Paul Danke join Arden and the Production Team to break down the first two episodes of REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND STARRING The Bachelor's Ashley I and Jared! Crackers! Fig Newtons! Swingers! - Arden LOVES seeing her h…
- "TRAINWRECK RECAP YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!" w/ Brendan Smith and Our Friend Whitney
Arden, Whitney and Brendan and the Production Crew breakdown everything happening in The Bachelor disaster and W'Amandagate right now! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyatr Like us on Faceb…
- "VALLNARABLE!" w/ Seth Herzog and Clara Nevins
New York's people's princess Seth Herzog and the Rookie Rookie Clara Nevins join Arden and Dr. Banana to break down the finale of Golden Bachelor! BRO BROS! KEYHOLE DRESSES! PEG! - Arden thinks Peg is an ICON and should be Bach…
- "30 STINGRAYS IN A WOMAN SUIT!" w/ Gareth Reynolds and Rob Benedict
It's a BANGER of an episode as Gareth Reynolds and Rob Benedict join Arden and Katie to discuss the BIGGEST DUD LEAD IN HISTORY- the Golden Bachelor fantasy suites! Chocolates! Sting Rays! Mel! - Arden says how you say about ever…
- "MISCHIEF NIGHT!" w/ Our friend Whitney, Rachel Smith and Paul Danke
Our friend Whitney, Rachel Smith and Paul Danke join Arden and KT$$ to break down the WOMEN TELL NOTHING! Comfy Shoes! Fake Tears! Crying Elle Woods! - Arden talks about the big sausage scandal of her school! - Whitney tells us…
- "I'M THE TWIN!" w/ Jess and Evan Ambrose and Paul Danke
It's a high school sweethearts pod with Jess and Evan Ambrose and Paul Danke joining Arden and KT$$ to talk about hometowns on Golden Bachelor! Dakota! New languages! Top knots! - Arden is ready to go door to door an…
- "AMERICA'S NEXT TOP SHAMAN!" w/ Seth Herzog and Clara Nevins
New York's Princess Seth Herzog and The Rookie's Rookie Clara Nevins join Arden and Dr. Banana to talk about week 4 of the Golden Bachelor! White Woman Shamans! Mud Baths! Coldplay Cheaters! - Arden wants PEG to be the next Golden Bachelor…
- "Picture it. June 11, 1991, Hershey Park, Pennsylvania!" w/ Our Friend Whitney, Brendan Smith and Paul Danke
Our Friend Whitney, Brendan Smith and Paul Danke join Arden and KT$$ to break down episode three of The Golden Bachelor! Tablescapes! Firearms! KC and the Sunshine Band! - Arden wants to compete in Tablescapes with Whitney! - Whitney…
- "THE TRAVIARY!" w/ Paget Brewster, Rob Benedict and Paul Danke
Bachelor of the Year 2026-2025 Rob Benedict, Secretary of State Paget Brewster and Rookie of the Year Paul Danke are BACK joining Arden and the Production Team to talk GOLDEN BACHELOR episode two! Puppets! Bird wives! Mile High…
- "OLD PEOPLE CAN BE TRASH TOO!" w/ Jacquis Neal and Mike Castle
Jacquis Neal and Mike Castle join Arden and KT$$$ to discuss the first episode of Golden Bachelor! Ventriloquists! Orthopedic shoes! Diane! - Arden wants to go on the Silver Bach! - Jacquis thinks it fun that we have a bachelor who just wa…
- "BDE: BIG DIANE ENERGY!" w/ Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster and Paul Danke
Bachelor of the Year 2026-2025 Rob Benedict, Secretary of State Paget Brewster and Rookie of the Year Paul Danke join Arden and the Production Team to do GOLDEN BACHELOR DRAFT PICKS!! Unicycles! Pole Dancers! Momagers! - Arden is protectiv…
- "SHAUNATHON AND COULIER PRODUCTIONS!" w/ Shaun Diston and Lamar Woods
Shaun "Shaunathon" Diston and Lamar "Dale Coulier" Woods join Arden and the Production Team to break down the season finale of Bachelor In Paradise! Shaunathon! Shaundre! Shaundreek! - Arden can't stop staying up all nigh…
- "DANKE DEL MAR!" w/ Paul Danke and Our Friend Whitney
Comedian Paul Danke and The People's Princess Our Friend Whitney join Arden and Katie to talk about the penultimate episode of BIP? Twister! Kissed her! Dissed her! - Arden talks about the beauty of a late night waiting room wit…
- "LIVE FROM BROOKLYN!" w/ Serena Pitt and Joe Amabile, Jacquis Neal, and Paul Danke!
Arden and Dr. Banana are LIVE at Union Hall with BIP stars Serena and Joe! Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis Neal! And the brand new 2025 Rookie of the Year Paul Danke! SNACKS! STEW LEONARDS! Embezzling Hawks! - Arden gets her…
- "DOUCHEBAG CODE!" w/ Wells Adams, Doug Benson and our friend Whitney!
BIP Superstar Wells Adams, the people's princess Whitney and Pod Captain Doug Benson join Arden and KT$$$$ to discuss BIP! Rendez-Vous! Power- Napping! - Arden likes that Kim and Faith seem horny for each other! - Wells thinks…
- "FIVE TIME'S A CHARM!" w/ Rachel Smith and Tess Barker
Sunburns! Godfathers! Love for money! - Arden is giving Captain Kim her most improved for the week much to Banana's horror! - Rachel thinks you can add up to three new elements but more is discombobulating! - Tess love…
- "DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE SHY ONES" w/ Doug Benson and Bill Kunstler
Doug Benson and Bill Kunstler join Arden and KT$$$ to talk about the summer of the GARY! Feather Dancing! Ladies on a horse! Spitting Coconut! - Arden is razzzzzled that the toast of the town is Golden King Gary! - Doug thinks the Go…
- "I SEE DEADED PEOPLE!" w/ Jerry Trainor
The Sentinel Jerry Trainor joins Arden and the Production team to discuss BIP! Paradise! Cougars! Sweaty Coochies! - Arden thinks that Gary needs to teach dating lessons! - Jerry debuts his amazing impression of our King Gary! …
- "THAT'S JUST PARADISE!" w/ Seth Herzog
Seth Herzog joins Arden and the Production Team to break down 100 hours of Love Island.....I MEAN PARADISE! Gaslighting! Goldens! Horny Kathy! - Arden thinks every man with a J has LOST THE PLOT! - Seth thinks the guys are giving&nbs…
- "GUCCI, GUCCI, GOO!" w/ Jacquis Neal and Shaun Diston
The King of the Beach! Shaun Diston and the Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis neal join Arden and KT$$$$ to talk about the reboot of BIP! Love Island wannabe! Vanilla! Taco Dale! - Arden thinks fourth time is NOT a charm for Justin! - Shau…
- "BABYGIRL BIP DRAFT PICKS!" w/ Jerry Trainor and Doug Benson!
In our first ever BIP Draft Picks- The Captain and the Sentinal join Arden and the Production Team to do a draft lineup for the first ever all ages Bachelor In Paradise! Age Gaps! Birthday cakes in the Ocean!&nb…
- "COME ON NOW!" w/ Jacquis Neal, Shaun Diston and Lamar Woods
Jacquis Neal, Shaun Diston and Lamar Woods join Arden and the Production Team to break down Grant's season finale! Rainy DR! Touching dads! Love Bombing! - Arden thinks Grant's sister preferred Litia! - Jacqui…
- "FUNKIEST WOMAN IN UTAH!" w/ Our friend (**and birthday Queen) Whitney and Paul Danke!
Our friend (**and birthday Queen) Whitney and Paul Danke join Arden and the Production Team to breakdown the HORNIEST EPISODE OF THE SEASON- FANTASY SUITES!! Farting Yoga! Panicked ziplines! Crocheted Lingerie! - Arden would sa…
- "HOT PACK TERRY!" w/ Gareth Reynolds and Jerry Trainor
Dracula and the Sentinel join Arden and KT$$ for a BANANAS episode breaking down Grant's WOMEN TELL ALL! Chubby Bunny! Cool 50 year olds hanging with the kids! Messy Palmer! - Arden reminds Jerry of her Throatmeal! -…
- "COLLAGEN HILLS!" w/ Daisy Sklar and the Sklar Brothers!
Rookie Family of the Year Daisy Sklar and the Sklar Brothers join Arden and the Production Team to break down HOMETOWNS on Grant's season of the Bachelor! Get Out! Chosen Family! The Olive Garden! - Arden is changing her name to Rita…
- "BACH-ERLTON!" w/ Rob Benedict and Brendan Smith
Bachelor of the Year Rob Benedict and Bachelor Silverlake Producer Brendan Smith join Arden and the Production Team to break down the SCOTLAND episode of Grant's Bach season! Kilts! Eyebrows! 1880's bows!! - Arden has a soft spot for…
- "GIRL YOU EFFED HIM IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE!!" w/ Mary Lynn Rajskub and Doug Benson
Mary Lynn Rajskub and Doug Benson join Arden and the Production Team to break down the MADRID episode of Grant's season!! Matadoras! Soaking wet Bengee!! I'M A GIVER!!! - Arden thinks you shouldn't tell everything that is…
- "WEAPONIZING MESSINESS!" w/ Rachel Smith and Paul Danke
Smith Sister Superstar Rachel Smith and comedian Paul Danke join Arden and the production team to talk about episode 3 of Grant's season! Off camera chaos! Lisa Vanderpump! It was BAILEY wasn't it?????!! - Arden learn…
- "ALL THINGS POINT TO HER!- LIVE FROM SF SKETCHFEST!" w/ Jerry Trainor, Kate Micucci, Doug Benson and the Sklar Brothers!
Arden and Dr. B.do a very special LIVE episode from the Gateway Theater at San Francisco Sketchfest! They are joined by Jerry Trainor, Kate Micucci, Doug Benson and the Sklar Brothers! Star Sightings! Kato Kalin! Boy in the Bubble! - Arden…
- "CAN I GRIND YOU FOR A SECOND?" w/ Jacquis Neal and Shaun Diston
Jacquis Neal and Shaun Diston join Arden and KT$$$$ to break down episode two of Grant's season! Dry Humping! Going to Da MALLLL! Teary influencers! - Arden LOVEEEEEEEES the mall but wants the Cinderella date for Alexe! - Jacqu…
- "IT AIN'T CHIPOTLE!" w/ Brendan Smith and Our Friend Whitney
Bachelor Silverlake EP Brendan Smith and our friend Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to break down the GREATEST BACHELOR PREMIERE OF ALL TIME! T-shirt cannons! Bottle Service! Linda the Llama! - Arden thinks Grant is…
- "BACHELOR GRANT'S DRAFT PICKS!" w/ Paget Brewster, Jacquis Neal and Doug Benson
WYATR is BACK baybayyyy! Arden and the Production Team are joined by Paget Brewster, Doug Benson and Jacquis Neal to pick the 2025 Bachelor Season Draft picks!! Sus Careers! Pumpkin Spice enthusiasts! A bevy of Jo Bros lovers!…
- Check-in with Arden and Anna
A mini pod check in with Arden and Dr. Banana! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- "CAN I TONGUE YOU?" w/ Jacquis Neal, Rachel Smith and Mike Castle
Jacquis Neal, Rachel Smith and Mike Castle join Arden and KT$$$$ to break down the season finale of Joan's season of the Bachelorette! David Koresch Glasses! Replacement Daddy's! Hakeem! - Arden does not want to hear someone say they are u…
- "JUNIOR BACHELOR!" w/ Mary Lynn Rajskub
Mary Lynn Rajskub joins Arden and the production team to break down the NICEST MEN TELL ALL EVER!! Strip Clubs! Bengal Vortex's! Hair dye! - Arden thinks Pascal's son is auditioning for Junior Bachelor! - Mary Lynn is now thinking of datin…
- "NO BEDS ALLOWED!!" w/ Jacquis Neal and Mikey Kampmann
Jacquis Neal and Mikey Kampmann join Arden and Katie to discuss the NON-FANTASY suites of Golden Bachelorette! Pascal being extra French! Cocks! No sex!!!!! - Arden thinks Joan did not want to get at it with Guy so she called the whole thi…
- "CLITTY LIVES IN CANADA!" w/ Rob Benedict and Erin Foley
Robby BB and Arden's platonic life partner are BACK to talk about Joan's HOMETOWNS!! Pascal going dowwwwnnnnn! Rosie the cat! Funeral Dates!! - Arden thinks that Guy's sister is Melissa Leo! - Erin make phone calls as one of Pascal's four…
- "HUMMINGBIRD DELIGHT!" w/ Wells Adams and Doug Benson
Bachelor franchise SUPERSTAR Wells Adams and the podcast captain Doug Benson join Arden and Katie to discuss week five of Joan's season! Talking Animals! Pascal at a bowling alley! Chock comin' in HOT! - Arden and Wells think she wants to…
- "LIVE FROM THE BELL HOUSE IN BROOKLYN WITH BACHELORETTE STARS CHARITY & DOTUN, JERRY TRAINOR, JACQUIS NEAL, SETH HERZOG, JORDAN CARLOS, JESSICA KELLEY, DR. BANANA AND ARDEN'S BRO ALARIK!
It's a LIVE episode from New York City with ENGAGED Bachelorette starts Charity Lawson and Dotun Olubeko, Jerry Trainor, Jacquis Neal, Seth Herzog, Jordan Carlos, Jessica Kelley, Dr. Banana and Arden's bro Alarik! Engaged suitors! Dancing…
- "OG STRIPPERS!" w/ Jim Jefferies and Our Friend Whitney
Jim Jefferies is BACK!!!!! And he joins Arden, Katie and our friend Whitney to talk about episode 4 of Joan's season. Chock a Doodle Do! Awkward Ice Skating! REO Speedwagon! - Arden thinks Keith gave her the ick when he double stripped! -J…
- "TURTLE IN A HEADDRESS!" w/ Seth Herzog
Seth Herzog joins Arden and Dr. B to break down episode three of the Golden Bachelorette! Picture Frames! Sea Shanties! HAWKS! - Arden wants to get a tattoo of three Swedish Meatballs in her cleavage! - Seth thinks Keith is no Jacob Elordi…
- "CHICAGO'S CHAZ DEAN!" w/ Canada's Sweetheart Mike Carozza!
Canada's Sweetheart Mike Carozza joins Arden and the Production Team to talk about episode two of the GOLDEN BACHELORETTE! Sunshine and Goldie! Cannonballs! Pascal's Beautiful Laundrette! - Arden wants to watch a Big Brother show with Jack…
- "BIG MAITRE D ENERGY!" W/ Miles Gray, Mikey Kampmann and Our Friend Whitney!
Miles Gray, Mikey Kampmann and Our Friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to talk about the premiere episode of THE GOLDEN BACHELORETTE!!! Chock O'Noodle Soup! Dad Jokes! Fake (?) French Accents! - Arden wants an HGTV show with…
- Greetings from South Carolina
Sorry for the delay! Here’s a little dispatch from South Carolina from Arden’s hotel room. Full podcast will be up this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- "THE GOLDEN BACHEORETTE DRAFT PICKS...THE BRIDGES OF HORNIESS COUNTY!" With Doug Benson, Jacquis Neal and our friend Whitney!
The Captain, The Horny Pool Inspector and the People's Princess Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to break down Joan's MENSSSSSS! Hand holding! Whistling! Football!! - Arden thinks Kelsey's dad is going to take the WHOLE PRIZE!!!…
- "FOOL ME ONCE!" w/ Jerry Trainor and Doug Benson
The Sentinel (Jerry Trainor) and The Captain (Doug Benson) join Arden and the Production Team to break down Jenn's finale of the Bachelorette! And let me tell you people....they done her DIRTY!!!!! Poker Face Aunts! Protective Older Brothe…
- "SPEAKING OF 180...AM I RIGHT???? Jessica Kelley and Stathis!!
A very special episode from MYKONOS, GREECE! Join Arden and her friend (and Dracula Doula) Jessica Kelley as she goes on a date LIVE ON THE AIR (with Greek hottie and all around sweetheart) from their hotel room! Welcome to influencer isla…
- "ENERGETIC HORSE!" w/ Lauren Lapkus and Rachel Smith
Lauren Lapkus and Rachel Smith join Arden and the Production Team to talk Jenn's HOMETOWNS! Tinder swindlers! Fun runs! Travelling bro pants! - Arden thinks Jonathan should call her if he does not win! - Lauren thinks all of the guys are t…
- "I LOVE YOUR DULL ENERGY!" w/ Mike Castle and Jacquis Neal
Arden's Dating Guru Mike Castle and the Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis Neal join Arden and the Production team to break down the EMERALD CITY EPISODE! AI Contestants! Early Bachelor Announcements! Dry humping on pillows at the mall! - Arden…
- "HE LOOOOOOVED THAT COOLER!" w/ Maggie Lawson and Erin Foley
Psych star/ ROOKIE OF THE YEAR Maggie Lawson and Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to chat a day of shovelling shit at the farm with Jenn's guys! Plaid crop tops! Touchy Mullets! Oversharing! - Arden says you should wait till t…