The Von Haessler Doctrine

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The Von Haessler Doctrine “Refreshing and Entertaining!” WEEKDAYS LIVE 3PM-7PM on 95.5 WSB Listen On-Demand anytime. Combining humor, current events, and an independent view on politics, Eric Von Haessler and his talented cast of sidekicks are described by Atlantans as “funny, informative and interesting.”

Episodes

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E090 - Drunk Droning

    Eric, George, Tim, Autopritts, Jared, and Greg host a discussion about various topics, including gross-cute, the 285 about-face, and Mother's Day medicine. The episode is from The Von Haessler Doctrine. New episodes of The Popcast with Tim…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E089 - Little Wolf

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine features discussions on the dangers of sitting, a new celebrity OnlyFans account, and Pokémon pilfering. The hosts include Eric, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E088 - Rancid Nut

    Eric, Dr. Joe Esposito, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George discuss Eric's goofy pride, bar lectures, and gay pirates. The episode also mentions new episodes of sister shows The Popcast with Tim Andrews and The Nightc…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E087 - Slurking

    The Von Haessler Doctrine episode "Slurking" features discussions among Eric, Wes Moss, Bill Crane, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George. Topics include current events and cultural commentary. The episode also mentions…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E086 - Anybody's Soup

    The Von Haessler Doctrine episode "Anybody's Soup" features Eric, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George discussing topics such as demonic networks, vibe coding, and legsmaxxing. They also mention new episodes of 'The Po…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E085 - "♪The HaHa Blues♫"

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine features discussions on cocaine hippos, complete highways, and dental scams with Eric, George, Tim, Autopritts, and Jared. Also available are new episodes of sister shows The Popcast with Tim Andre…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E084 - No Burp Syndrome

    The Von Haessler Doctrine episode "No Burp Syndrome" features discussions on various topics including cocaine hippos, complete highways, and dental scams. The hosts also mention new episodes of sister shows like The Popcast with Tim Andrew…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E083 - Bitch Rain

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine features discussions on the WHCO shooting, Iran's war offer, and foreskin nostalgia with hosts Eric, Dr. Joe Esposito, Steffan Pappas, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George. It…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E082 - Melting Up

    The Von Haessler Doctrine episode 'Melting Up' features discussions on the WHCO shooting, Iran's war offer, and foreskin nostalgia.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E081 - Shoe Wars

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine, titled "Shoe Wars," features discussions on current events such as the WHCO shooting and Iran's war offer. The hosts also cover a variety of other subjects.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E080 - "Unhinged"

    The Von Haessler Doctrine S16/E080, titled "Unhinged," features discussions on military stockpiles and the Polymarket scandal, among other subjects.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E079 - A Different Game of Chicken

    The hosts of The Von Haessler Doctrine, Eric, EnglishNick67, TimAndrewsHere, Autopritts, JaredYamamoto, Greg, and George, chat about various topics including Asian Needle Ants and puddle jumping. They also mention new episodes of sister sh…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E078 - Earth Day Medley

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine, titled "Earth Day Medley," features discussions on redistricting, parenting, and adult coloring. Eric, Dr. Joe Esposito, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George participate in th…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E077 - Happy Jerk

    The Von Haessler Doctrine episode "Happy Jerk" features hosts Eric, Wes, Bill, Tim, Autopritts, Jared, Greg, and George discussing topics such as the ceasefire extension and the news machine. They also mention "goldfish-minded idiots."

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E076 - Pioneer Orgies

    The Von Haessler Doctrine discusses the history of 4/20, dangerous AI, and creepy ice cream trucks. The episode also mentions sister shows The Popcast with Tim Andrews and The Nightcap with Jared Yamamoto.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E075 - Frühjahrsmüdigkeit - "Spring Fatigue"

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine, titled "Frühjahrsmüdigkeit - \"Spring Fatigue\"", features Eric, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, George Stein, Greg, and George discussing topics such as Trump's aesthetic, parking protoc…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP074 - Mountain Man Toothpicks

    The Von Haessler Doctrine episode "Mountain Man Toothpicks" features discussions with Eric, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Shelly Wynter, Greg, and George. Topics covered include Trump, Leo, and Lena Dunham.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP073 - The Educated Loudmouth

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine features discussions on current trends, music, and social observations. The hosts, including Eric, Dr. Joe, and Tim Andrews, chat about various topics.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP072 - Soft-Whispered Rumors

    The episode features Eric, Shelley Wynter, Wes Moss, Bill Crane, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George. They discuss Georgia's QR codes, the baby Jessica bust, and Shelley and Eric's road trip.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP071 - Foot Fish Fetish

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine, titled "Foot Fish Fetish," features discussions on various current events including a Trump social media post, Coachella, and Airbnb. The hosts include Eric, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamot…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP070 - Koumpounophobia (Fear of Buttons)

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine features discussions on varied topics including ceasefire negotiations, legal actions concerning the NFL, and the practice of eating clay pots. The hosts include Eric, English Nick, Tim Andrews, Au…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP069 - The Happy Spectrum

    Eric, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George discuss topics including Fascist Bootlickers, RFK's podcast, and Coachella. This episode is from The Von Haessler Doctrine.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP068 - The Peg Game

    The episode features a discussion with Eric, Wes Moss, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George. They cover topics including the stock relief rally, AI, and DoorDash drones.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP067 - The Civilization Clock

    The Von Haessler Doctrine episode, 'The Civilization Clock,' features discussions on war angst, 'Ring My Bell' BS, and Eric's prep box with Eric, Bill Crane, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George. The episode also menti…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP066 - "Join Me or Judge Me"

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine, titled "Join Me or Judge Me," features discussions on various topics including Trump, an alien-human breeding program, and a gene-hacked drug plant. The hosts are Eric, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Ja…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP065 - Space Plumbing

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine features discussions on current events including the Iran war, Harry's 'sugar', and a $2 million dollar rock album. The hosts include Eric, EnglishNick67, GeorgeStein, Ellie, TimAndrewsHere, Autopr…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP064 - Muh-Merica

    Eric, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George discuss Artemis II updates, neighborhood bars, and Jared Yamamoto. New episodes of The Popcast with Tim Andrews and The Nightcap with Jared Yamamoto are also available.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP063 - Liminal Bunny

    The Von Haessler Doctrine features discussions on April Fool's topics, presidential libraries, and Artemis II with guests including Eric, Dr. Joe Esposito, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George. The episode also mention…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP062 - Bimbofication

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine, titled "Bimbofication," features discussions on various topics including "warrior Jesus," Richard Gere, and teen takeovers. The hosts Eric, Bill Crane, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Gre…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP061 - Tater Eggs

    The Von Haessler Doctrine episode "Tater Eggs" features discussions on current events including Trump, Jai Alai, and UFC. The show includes hosts Eric, Tim Andrews, Autumn Britts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP060 - Opening Day 2026

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine, titled "Opening Day 2026," features discussions on the future of radio, Tiger Woods' DUI, and porn speakeasies. The panel includes Eric, Tim Andrews, Jared Yamamoto, and others.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP059 - Dumpster Time

    The Von Haessler Doctrine episode "Dumpster Time" features Eric, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George discussing topics such as war hope, one-sided monogamy, and aliens. The show is broadcast live on 95.5 WSB.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP058 - Cycling Under the Influence

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine covers topics such as Trump's victory, 1950s color TV, and crucial butt muscles. The episode features Eric, Dr. Joe Esposito, Wes Moss, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP057 - Headless Humans

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine features discussions on the TSA, the Georgia Sunshine Protection Act, and Lindsey's missiles. The hosts include Eric, Bill Crane, Shelley Wynter, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP056 - Forest Bathing

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine features discussions on war crime threats, corporate speak IQ, and bald shaming. The hosts include Eric, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP055 - Peccadilloes

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine, titled "Peccadilloes," features discussions on various topics. The hosts chat about Trump's gold coin, karaoke, and the return of BTS.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP054 - Heliogabalus' Rock

    The Von Haessler Doctrine features hosts Eric, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George. This episode covers current events, March Madness, and a bachelorette.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP053 - Viking Wellness

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine features discussions on topics including predatory capitalism, opera virtue signaling, and dating burnout. The hosts include Eric, Dr. Joe Esposito, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, a…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP052 - Drunk Town

    The Von Haessler Doctrine discusses various topics including Trump's MAGA resignation, friendly sharks, and dill dust. The episode features Eric, Bill Crane, Wes Moss, Tim Andrews, Autumn Pritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP051 - Swamp Data

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine features Eric, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George discussing topics such as the Oscars, Thiel, and war humiliation. The episode also mentions sister shows, The Popcast with T…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP050 - Subscription Republic

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine features discussions on Hegseth, lap dance theft, and Arizona. The hosts include Eric, Andrew Longoria, George Stein, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP049 - "Ding Dang Deer"

    The Von Haessler Doctrine podcast discusses a range of current events with hosts Eric, Shelley Wynter, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George. Topics include Lindsey Graham, politicians, and the Atlanta Santa. The episod…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP048 - The Study Train

    The hosts of The Von Haessler Doctrine, Eric, Dr. Joe Esposito, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George, discuss current topics. They cover drone warfare, forest bathing, and Tilly Norwood.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP047 - Toodle Pics

    Eric, Wes Moss, Bill Crane, English Nick, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George discuss AI replacement, the apocalypse, and flying cars. The episode also mentions new episodes of sister shows: The Popcast with Tim Andre…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP046 - Monarchy Lite

    The latest episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine, "Monarchy Lite," features discussions on Autumn's gap, the Magic City cancellation, and Tua to the Falcons. The show is hosted by Eric, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and Geo…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP045 - The Disinformation Show

    This episode features Eric, Shelley Wynter, English Nick, George Stein, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George. They discuss topics including Eric's war analysis, Boomer takeovers, and Shelley's car naps. Sister shows "T…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP044 - Mechanical Elves

    This episode of The Von Haessler Doctrine features discussions on competing war narratives, Cinco de Mayo, and RFK Jr. vs. Dunkin. The hosts include Eric, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George.

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP043 - The Teeth Tapes

    Eric, Dr. Joe Esposito, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George discuss current events including the situation with Iran, grip strength, and Chat GPT. The episode also mentions sister shows The Popcast with Tim Andrews an…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP042 - Bigger Ass Calendar

    The Von Haessler Doctrine episode "Bigger Ass Calendar" features a discussion on topics including the DNC in Atlanta, war polling, and tummy bouncing. The hosts include Eric, Bill Crane, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and G…

  • The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/EP041 - Pit of Morons

    Eric, Tim Andrews, Autopritts, Jared Yamamoto, Greg, and George discuss the war in Iran, the Blood Moon, and Therians. They also mention new episodes of The Popcast with Tim Andrews and The Nightcap with Jared Yamamoto.