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- RISE SIR ARCHIE_3-2 Atletico Madrid and Liverpool 1-1
No pod for a month, no wins in 2026 in the Prem, Tudor doldrums, Spurs banged up real bad, and bleeding out calamity and then a point at Anfield and then beating Atletico Madrid after a horror show in the 1st leg. Is that the aroma of vict…
- TOT 2-0 DORTMUND AND REEEEELLLLLLAAAAAAAAXXXX.
We are one dead rubber away from finishing in the top 8 and automatic qualification to the last 16 of the UCL. Nowt to worry about kids!!! Eintracht away it is. Oh and finally welcome Souza!!!
- 2-2 FRANK DOESN'T GET SACKED TONIGHT
When Romero decides to go upfront... he is the boss. 2-2 Newcastle.
- Luke Shaw again Olé Olé 2-2 Yanited.
We're back and we're mad as hell. (Apologies I rewatched the Chelsea game.) We discuss the Yanited draw, how the first few months of Thomas Frank has gone, how the World Cup will affect this season and why Kevin Danso is mushroom paté bran…
- Super Cup Gut Punch
It's season 6 of the Tottenham chronicles and we still refuse to cut out the bit in the middle when one of us says" Could you pause it I need a Beer" and when know what happens next...we leave it in. haha. No ads, no crap video of blokes w…
- BILBAO BAGGED IT!!!
5 weeks late. Here's the TC's take on Tottenham's best night in 40 years. Tottenham win the Europa league 2025! Back in the UCL. oh good God!! Whompah!!!
- BOZO GLIMT
THE DEATH SPIRAL CASCADES TOWARD BILBAO!
- FRANKFURT AKA THE MOODY DIVA
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE LEAGUE. THIS IS OUR SECRET WEAPON.
- EL COULDN'TCARELESSICO
OUT OF THE CUPS, BRENTFORD AND YANITED WINS AND SOCIEDAD OR AZ ALKMAAR IN THE EUROPA. BEAT YANITED 4 TIMES THIS SEASON IN BILBAO????
- Do You like Beathoven?
Elfsborg (3-0)and Brentford (0-2). FFS. Tel, Danso and some kids. Dragusin ACL, no CB's and Liverpool for the cup final. Oh and Villa after that with Rashford. Strange world. Nom Nom Nom
- THE BRAZILIAN GLENN WHELAN
With Christmas ruined let's see if we can kill the most depressing month of the year. You go get 'em Spurs. Wolves (2-2), and Newcastle (1-2) And why Spurs this season should be called the Archie Gray finishing school FC.
- TIMO BURNERPHONE - SOU 0 - 5 SPURS
SPURS HAVE RECEIVED VERY LITTLE CHARITY THIS DECEMBER BUT HEY, WE STUFFED THE SAINTS (0-5) TO SEND RUSSELL MARTIN REACHING FOR HIS COERVER METHOD ANNUAL. (THE DUDE MISSED THE 5TH GOAL COS HE WAS BUSY EMPTYING HIS LOCKER) WE LOOK FORWARD TO…
- THE VICARIO SCENARIO
BOURNEMOUTH, CHELSEA, RANGERS...dont' get scared now.
- HAKIM ZEROPECS AKA GALATASARARRRRRGGGGHHHHH
ALKMAAR, PALACE, CITY, VILLA AND GALATASARAY... ON WE MARCH TO BILBAO?! FROM "WE HAVE NEYMAR" TO " "GALAHORRORSHOW" ACH FOOK IT.
- WORST HAM (4-1)
12 corners in the first half. My word. Look forward to our potted history of AZ Alkmaar. Mousa Dembele's team and Jonny Metgod... if you know, you know. onto Palace!
- STAY HUMBLE HUH?
It's been a case of the 'Bad' (Arsenal, 0-1), the 'Fugly' (Coventry 1-2) and the 'Good' Brentford (3-1) in the past week and next up we welcome Qarabag to the WHL on Thursday in the Europa followed by an Old Trafford showdown that never di…
- "SPURS LACK CHOLISMO" NEW2-1SPURS
Newcastle away...🥶 Well at least we didn't have our arses handed to us...So...there's that.😇 Pep Guardiola called it. "Pre season is over" with the first 3 games before the nations league tomfoolery and Spurs in that time have drawn, won…
- NEW SEASON, FOOK THE REST!!
An opening Leicester 1-1 draw and a resounding victory (4-0) against a zombie Everton team at home... It's the 2024/25 season ladies and gentlemen and we've got Europa bollocks to contend with so don't get too comfortable. It's Porro, Biss…
- FARCE CARNVIAL SPURS 0-2 CITY
The strangest game.
- BRYAN GIL IN GOAL AGAINST CITY! LIVERPOOL 4 -2 SPURS, CHE 2- 0, SPURS 2-3 ARSENAL
Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool away when we've all mentally checked out. Auuuugggghhhhhhffffttttt. Here's to relegating mighty Burnley at the weekend! ROLL ON NEXT SEASON!
- OWNGOALECOGLOU - 3-1 FORREST/ MURILLO (OG) VDV, PORRO
Ange Postecoglou's system relies on pull backs which in turn lends itself to Own Goals, this week we discuss whether Ange gets a goal bonus for these rather delicious opposition resilience breakers. Spurs have created the most OG's in the…
- FLUSHED AWAY (INTO THE THAMES) 3-0 FULHAM, MUNIZ 2, LUKIC 1. FACK.
We interrupt our transmission to play a hand of Football Trivial Pursuit (circa 2005) because Tottenham were so awful in their 3-0 humbling at the hands of a buoyant Fulham. Top 4 is still very much on, but crikey it's going to be bumpy! L…
- KEVINDEBRUYNESARR_ 0-4_VILLA, Maddison, Johnson, Son and Werner!
Spurs will decide where the title goes. Nice warm up for next year. Yeah booooiiiiii
- RICHARLISON
AFCON and the ASIAN cup is over for our boys. Injuries are thing of the past and everyone is back. We have scores to settle...and no Europe to distract. We 5th and dangerous...most nourishing. follow us https://twitter.com/TottenhamChron I…
- PORRO PORRO SAUCE (1-0 Burnley, FA CUP)
Timo Werner appears out of nowhere, Radu Dragusin arrives and dreams of Madrid (according to chatty agent) and VDV and Romero might be fit for Old Trafford. Son, Biss and Sarr won't be with us and the January transfer window is gaping and…
- Porro = Barca, Romero = Madrid, Sarr = the universe
A power-lifting City 3-3 last gasp draw, a gut-dropping 1-2 at the hands of the Spammers and a resounding Barcodes pummeling 4-1 - that's entertainment folks! Things are looking up. Onto the City Ground! We discuss giving Romero the armban…
- DISEMBOWELMENT - CHELSEA AND WOLVES
Well, the Ange love-in was vomit inducing anyways and 2 defeats on the bounce represents the death of that. (which is a relief) We are now faced with pure and unadulterated shit-stormery through course of December with no International bre…
- SPURS TOP DOGS? OR IS EVERYONE ELSE DOO DOO?
Crystal Palace 1-2 (Ward OG & Son). Still top. It's November. Crimes! Until we play City I don't know where we are. ARRRRRGGGHHHHFFFFTTT. We discuss El Classico, the Manchester derby and the return of Pochettino! Hurrah follow us https://t…
- No EZE, No OLISE, No problem, right? + 2-0 Fulham Review.
We can go 5 points clear with a win against a Eze and Elise-less Crystal Palace. My word. We look back on Fulham at home (2-0, Son, Maddison) and spend some time on our own personal football odyssey to Barcelona for a veterans, 5-aside tou…
- OLI SAYS DELAY_ARSENAL_2-2_LIVERPOOL_2-1_LUTON_0-1
No words, we are top of the league.
- ARRIEVEDERCI DON PENITENTIARY
How on earth do Arsenal beat us? Dey fucked. Snatching a 2-1 victory against a relegation fancied Sheffield United with a 98th (RICHY) and 100th (KULU) minute winner sets up the Arsenal nice and cozy. We are a different Spurs. We are the s…
- ROMERO SLAPPED IN LA PAZ
Ashley Barnes couldn't save Burnley this time as Vincent Kompany got his city arse handed to him. We discuss international break and Sheffield Next! Up the Spurs...
- VDV WILL RETIRE VVD
This week we discuss how defenestration works during a transfer window; the cozy Bournemouth victory on the South Coast and the ignominious exit of the the League Cup at the hands of Marco Silva's Fulham. Turf Moor next! Welcome to the mad…
- PASS UDOGIE ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE_S4_E2_BRE2_2_TOT2_0_MNU
The start of the Ange dynasty began a heroic 2-2 draw against Brentford followed by an emboldening 2-0 victory against an expensively assembled and crap Yanited. Our esteemed panel discuss scoring a goal with the aid of a concussion and Yv…
- VAN DE INVENTION
Our best player is going to leave...or is he? Pre season has been less than ideal, bounced around the sub continent with very little to show for it. But, Spurs are different, back to the old, something perhaps we should never have turned o…
- POSTSEASONECOGLU
It's the dead zone of football and podcasts are truly scraping the barrel. We aren't dead but we are bloated with preseason tittle tattle. We discuss Harry, Hojbjerg, Vicario, Solomon and Van de Ven and our new vibes manager Angelos Postec…
- BACK TO THE FUTILE aka the CONTENUUM CONTINUES
SPURS 2-3 BOURNEMOUTH. A grizzly affair. Apologies are in order - throughout the episode admin was testing out a wet fart sound effect (seemed fitting) that would record live but it didn't make it onto the imported files(we'll investigate…
- THATCH-FIXING AKA GOOD BYE CONTE
So VAR in the end cut shorter Conté's reign (by 10 weeks). Wiithout that BS decision at Southampton Spurs would have been 3rd and the Italian would still be here. I suppose it's better this way. Oh well the football was excrement...but his…
- BOMBACLATENACCIO S3E16
😶🌫️3-3 against bottom of the table Southampton. 3-1 up with 15 to go. Ouch. I even watched Brentford during the week to get a steer on them. Sheeesh.☹️ 😡Conté has done a "Burnley" and given us piece of his mind in what has become his y…
- ”Rosso Misery” aka Cups Runneth Dry 0-0 (0-1) AC Milan_Out of UCL
Fakinel. We are on the floor. 2 goals in 6 games. Out of the FA Cup, Adama'd at Molineux and then 180 minutes of slow fade to black against AC Milan for Spurs to exit the UCL. This is a tough one. Recorded straight after the game. Too anno…
- ”You’re Skipp, Ahhh” 2-0 (Skipp, Kane) v Chelsea.
2-0 v Chelsea. (Skipp, Kane) 26th feb 2023 For 20 years Chelsea have been a jacked up Frankenstein, today, a bloated corpse circumventing FFP by being execrable. We’ll enjoy this one. This week we salute academy graduate Oliver Skipp, fulf…
- Stellini the Genie
🤪Lloris - retired from international football, Bale plays golf full-time, Paratici could be going to jail, Doherty is fired (mutually), Kane top Spurs scorer ever, we finally get Porro, City to get relegated due to financial tomfoolery an…
- HAPPY NEW VIERA
"End of the World" after Villa (0-2) they said - but then the Palace away (0-4) victory was so comprehensive, which makes everything strangely the same. Listen close, Tottenham will go to the wire... it will be most absorbing... Arsenal ne…
- ”Merry G-tech-mas.”. 2-2 Brentford Away
We're back, the World Cup was wonderful, but the world really knows what time it is... and the Premier league is all that anyone could wish for...until you draw 2-2 with Brentford... The Hackney Marshes maestros talk the World Cup shinning…
- VAR WARS_S3_E10
This week it was Tottenham's turn to feel the wrath of the scourge of top flight football: VAR. We chat through the advertising potential of VAR adbreaks and why 60 second countdowns are the answer with fireworks and dancing ferrets. We di…
- WHEN’S KULU BACK? S3_E9
🤣Eintracht (H 3-2), 😒Everton (H 2-0) and 🥶Manchester United (A 2-0) The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. Up the Spurs, still third, top of Champers league group...it's quite good, you know...but fack me, we've got loads to do.☠️✊🧶 follow us…
- ”Bell of Shame” S3_E8
Arsenal, Frankfurt and Brighton. 352's, 1st Saint Marco Regiment and Gian Piero Ventrone. Frankfurt and Everton at home. ticking over nicely. follow us @TottenhamChron IG: tottchron E: tottenham.chronicles@gmail.com https://patron.podbean.…
- SON HEUNG-MAXIMUM
Sporting Lisbon sucker punch (2-0) and a Leicester City mauling (6-2)... On track firmly, we are.
- A 2-1 MASSACRE (FULHAM) S3_E6
🧉A comfortably uncomfortable 2-1 win (Hojbjerg and Kane) against a Fulham side that until only until the last knockings of the match offered any resistance; which was preceded by an utterly forgettable (1-1) draw versus West Ham at the Lo…
- Rich-Snarl-ison_S3_E5_FOREST 0-2 SPURS
👍A 0-2 victory at newly promoted Nottingham Forest courtesy of Harry Kane leaves Spurs sitting pretty in the top 4 after 4 games behind Arsenal and Manchester City. 👺We discuss the splendour of Richarlison and how we must all used to att…