The Therapy Crouch
Psychology & Relationships
About
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
- Remember These Therapy Crouch Moments? Pete Does…
Pete hosts a solo AMA on The Therapy Crouch, looking back at memorable and chaotic moments from past episodes. He revisits listener questions on topics such as memory loss, the pronunciation of "Shaba" vs. "Shava", open relationships, and…
- Conspiracy Theories Get WEIRD! Flat Earths, AI Takeovers and Robot Birds!
The Therapy Crouch episode features hosts Abbey and Peter discussing holiday experiences in Portugal, including Abbey's volunteer work and Peter's tennis loss. They delve into conspiracy theories about Flat Earth, AI, and robot birds, alon…
- Peter Crouch: “I Didn’t Sign Up For This” — Home Style Debate
Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy debate home style and design, including kitchen colors and wallpaper. They also answer listener questions about relationships and anniversary planning.
- You Had Fun? Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL
On this episode of The Therapy Crouch, the hosts discuss relationship dynamics, including the "punishment" dynamic after having fun. They also address listener dilemmas, such as navigating life after a breakup and handling workplace drama.
- Abbey and Peter Reveal Why Food Abroad Tastes Better | Ask Me Anything!
Abbey and Peter Crouch discuss their plans to move house, Peter's thoughts on Abbey's desire for a private compound, and why food tastes better abroad. They also cover cooking disasters, tattoo debates, and dream home must-haves.
- Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Non-Stop Holiday Behaviour In Portugal!
Abbey and Peter discuss their recent holiday in Portugal, including Peter's focus on sports and a debate about male bonding over football. The episode also features a Portugal-themed quiz.
- The First Portugal Episode Gets VERY Honest
In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter begin their Portugal series with an Ask Me Anything. They share honest discussions about parenting four children, holiday mishaps, and the realities of family life abroad.
- Love, Sleep & Saying “No”! Abbey and Peter Clash Over Relationship Habits, Parenting & Dream Days!
Abbey and Peter discuss their relationship habits, parenting experiences, and individual dream days. They cover topics including communication styles, sleep issues, Mother's Day, and raising children.
- “That Crossed The Line” This Message Changes Everything | Ask Me Anything!
In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz answer listener dilemmas, discussing a controversial message between a boyfriend and coworker, leading to a debate on cheating and boundaries. They also share an incredible propo…
- NearlyWeds Hosts Molly & Tom Admit Hosting A Podcast Is A “Completely Different” Game
Molly and Tom, new hosts of the NearlyWeds podcast, join The Therapy Crouch to discuss their journey from Love Island to podcasting and the realities of wedding planning. They share insights on relationships and life after reality televisi…
- Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Debate Body Count – “You Don’t Need To Know”
On this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch discuss various relationship topics and listener dilemmas. They cover subjects such as "body count" discussions, partner’s private messages, and common "icks" that affect…
- Emily & Peter Andre On Love, Family & The Story That Brought Them Together
Peter Andre and Emily Andre join The Therapy Crouch to discuss their relationship, family life, and careers. They cover topics such as Peter's music career, his new "Legacy" album, Emily's life as a doctor and mother, and how they first me…
- Ask Me Anything! “Hangover” Weddings, Relationship Regrets & Brutal Advice!
Abbey and Peter answer listener questions on various topics including wardrobe issues, parenting, and relationship problems. They also cover a story about fertility issues and a bedroom dilemma.
- Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch on “Call Me Daddy” - Plus the Icks Ruining Relationships
In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch discuss modern relationship "icks" and dating in 2026. They also address listener dilemmas including sharing a Netflix account with an ex and a bedroom confession involvi…
- Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch: “Tracking Your Partner Is Crossing The Line”
Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch discuss relationship habits, lies, and dynamics. They debate partner location tracking, discuss stereotypes, and share insights into their relationship longevity.
- Abbey & Peter Crouch: The One Word That Starts Arguments (And Why It Never Means What You Think).
Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch discuss relationship arguments, including a £1,300 ear piercing and the meaning of the word "fine." They also address a listener dilemma about football versus family life and recap a party.
- Pete’s “Midlife Crisis”? Tapas Alone, Snapchat Accusations and Brutal Nicknames
In this Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter discuss various topics including nicknames, going to the cinema alone, Peter's solo tapas confession, and parenting struggles. They also share celebrity encounters and…
- Harry Styles, Celebrity Encounters & Cat Thieves! Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Talk Celebs!
In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch talk about Peter's new swimming hobby, Abbey's experience at Fulham, and a family diary disagreement. They also address a listener's problem with a cat-napping neighbor,…
- Abbey Clancy’s Worst Drive Ever! Dating Dilemmas & Wine Debates!
Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch discuss driving experiences, including Abbey's challenging drive on Box Hill and Peter's aggressive driving style. They also address listener questions about dating dilemmas, relationship "wine therapy," and i…
- Mother’s Day Special! Abbey’s Mum Joins the Pod, Pete’s Gift Fail and Mother’s Day Confessions
This Mother's Day special of The Therapy Crouch features Abbey and Peter discussing Mother's Day, gift expectations, and family traditions. Abbey's mum, Karen, joins the podcast to share stories about Abbey's childhood and family memories.
- Strategic Toilet Breaks, Relationship Drama & Fairy P*rn! Abbey and Peter’s Ask Us Anything!
Abbey and Peter Crouch discuss diverse listener questions, covering topics from "strategic bowel syndrome" and wedding planning interference to staying friends with exes and the appeal of fantasy romance books. They also share personal ane…
- Sex Educator Alix Fox: What You’re Doing Wrong In Bed!
Alix Fox, a sex educator and journalist, joins The Therapy Crouch to discuss sex and relationships. The conversation covers various topics including sex toys, faking orgasms, and communication within relationships.
- Is This Cheating? Liking Bikini Pics, Group Chat ‘Banter’ & Phone Snooping
This episode of The Therapy Crouch explores relationship dilemmas such as intimacy problems caused by anxiety medication and the discovery of bikini pictures and inappropriate group chat messages on a partner's phone. The hosts discuss tru…
- HALF TERM BEST OF: The Jellyfish Incident! Erotic Books, Nickname Chaos & Abby’s Secret Sex Symbol Status!
This "Best Of" episode of The Therapy Crouch revisits humorous and chaotic moments from the year, such as the "jellyfish incident," discussions about erotic literature, and various entries in the nickname game. The hosts also touch on topi…
- Peter Crouch: I Hit A 10-Year-Old In The Face… And She Still Has Nightmares
Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy answer listener questions on various topics, including relationships, pregnancy, and societal norms. Peter Crouch also addresses an incident where he accidentally hit a 10-year-old with a football.
- Why You Should NEVER Go Through Your Partners Phone!! Plus, Nickname Game, Butt Plugs and Smut Books!
On this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter discuss relationships, trust, and emotional expression. They delve into a listener confession regarding phone privacy, play the nickname game with outrageous submissions, and offer adv…
- Entered the Giveaway? Winner Announced! Plus Ross Reveal Update!
In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Ross discuss various topics including Valentine's Day, glow-ups, relationship issues, and experiences with house guests. They also announce a giveaway winner and provide an update on a "Ross…
- VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL: The Bonk Beat Book Club Launch, Nickname Game and Relationship CRISES!
In this Valentine's Day special, Abbey and Peter Crouch discuss various aspects of relationships, including Valentine's Day traditions, listener relationship problems, and gift-giving. They also delve into erotic literature and share liste…
- Is This Ever Acceptable? Girlfriend’s Bedroom Antics EXPOSED!
Abbey and Peter answer listener questions regarding relationship dilemmas and personal experiences in this "Ask Us Anything" edition of The Therapy Crouch. Topics include bedroom boundaries, gym etiquette, parenting challenges, and navigat…
- ‘He Had My WIFE As His Screensaver!!’ The Pitfalls of being a Sex Symbol
Abbey and Peter share humorous and heartfelt stories on The Therapy Crouch, including birthday surprises, celebrity experiences, and fan-submitted confessions. They also discuss relationship dynamics and everyday life.
- These 7 Deep Questions Reveal Everything About Your Relationship…
In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter, and Ross answer listener questions during an Ask Me Anything segment. Topics include relationship hurdles, postpartum experiences, health anxiety, and candid personal anecdotes.
- World’s Worst Job Revealed: ‘I couldn’t got the toilet for THREE DAYS!!’
On "The Therapy Crouch," Peter and Abbey discuss toe-sucking confessions, jellyfish disasters, and surname showdowns. They also cover listener dilemmas ranging from baby names to birthday gift obligations and a solo trip to Peru.
- ‘It Cost HOW MUCH?!’ Crouchy’s Holiday Nightmare Revealed!!
Abbey and Pete discuss imaginary house renovations, holiday expenses, and listener questions about their marriage on this episode of The Therapy Crouch. They also share opinions on faux olive trees, Scottish snow gritters, and holiday drin…
- How to Stay Naughty at 40: Abbey’s Bday Bonanza Debrief
Abbey and Peter recap Abbey's 40th birthday celebrations in Paris and discuss listener questions regarding relationships, breakups, and difficult roommates. They also cover personal stories about gift-giving, health issues, and their exper…
- The Silent Red Flag in Long-Term Relationships & Is Filming in Gyms Completely Out of Control?!
Abbey and Peter discuss listener dilemmas ranging from dating frustrations and dinner party mishaps to the challenges of January. They also debate modern gym etiquette, social media, and provide advice on a long-term relationship stuck in…
- Gym Guilt, Dry Jan & Unrealistic Resolutions - Why January Is the Most Emotionally INTENSE Month...
Abbey and Peter discuss the post-holiday emotional hangover, the pressure of New Year's resolutions, and navigating January. They also share personal stories, including a trip to Dubai and a medical incident, while offering advice on outgr…
- Best AMA Questions 2025: Sex Schedules & Hotel Confessions
In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Pete, and Ross revisit highlights from their 2025 Ask Us Anything segments. The hosts discuss relationship topics including bedroom boundaries, intimacy, and dealing with a partner's friends, a…
- “I Thought I’d Go Out First”: Shona McGarty Opens Up About Anxiety, EastEnders Fame & Jungle Truths
Shona McGarty joins Abbey and Peter on The Therapy Crouch to discuss her time on EastEnders, her experience in the jungle, and her personal journey with anxiety and imposter syndrome. The trio also discusses the challenges of modern life a…
- Happy New Year from The Therapy Crouch!
Abbey and Peter wish listeners a happy new year and announce that The Therapy Crouch will return next week with a new guest.
- The Genie Queen’s Speech - A Therapy Crouch Christmas Broadcast
Abbey and Peter present a festive Christmas special of The Therapy Crouch, offering a unique take on the Queen's Speech. They reflect on the past year, discussing relationship habits, common annoyances, and the realities of the holiday sea…
- “I’ll Be Taking It Straight Back!” - When Gift Effort Isn’t Matched at Christmas & Work Party Drama!
Abbey and Peter discuss the stresses of the festive season, covering topics such as gift expectations, the mental load of organizing Christmas, work parties, and family traditions. They also answer listener dilemmas regarding unbalanced ef…
- “I’m Allowed A BUSH And He Isn’t!” - Wild Dating Double Standards & Secret Neighbour Bin Wars
Abbey and Peter tackle listener dilemmas in this Ask Me Anything episode, covering topics ranging from neighbour bin disputes and DIY plumbing failures to double standards in dating and managing health anxiety. The duo also reflect on pare…
- Abbey’s WILD Night Out: Wreath Making Turned Into Total Carnage & Pete’s Hilarious Reaction!
Abbey and Peter discuss a chaotic wreath-making outing, festive family moments, and recent mishaps including a trip to a maths open day. They also review listener stories covering wedding disasters, holiday mishaps, and dating experiences.
- Dog-Sitting Disaster, Family Admin Meltdowns & The Gym Crush Story That Spiralled Out of Control
In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter respond to listener questions and dilemmas including stories about gym crushes, family administrative burdens, and an unexpected dog-grooming incident. The hosts also discuss their per…
- “Rooney Threw His Drink On Me!” - Abbey’s Hilarious Childhood Story & Liverpool Dressing Room Tales
Abbey and Pete discuss various topics including Pete's mustache, a chaotic post-golf gathering, a childhood story about Wayne Rooney, baby naming dilemmas, and football. They also address listener questions regarding parental anxiety, dati…
- 90s Nostalgia Road Trips, Crouchy’s ‘Unexpected’ Teammate & Is Stranger Things Actually Overrated?
Abbey, Peter, and Ross discuss 90s nostalgia, TV shows like Stranger Things, and listener dilemmas in this Ask Me Anything episode. Topics include car dashboard frustrations, co-parenting across time zones, and personal anecdotes.
- “A Reminder To Be Kinder” - The Christmas Mental Health Talk & Is Exercise Underrated Therapy?
Abbey and Peter discuss the challenges of mental health during the Christmas season, the importance of kindness, and the benefits of habits like exercise. The episode also features an Agony Ab segment addressing relationship and social dil…
- “I’ve Got The ICK!” - When Your Boyfriend Moves Too Fast, What’s In Abbey’s Bag & Surname Debates
In this Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Pete, and Ross respond to listener questions covering topics like surname debates, relationship dilemmas, and nickname stories. Abbey also shares details about her Christmas pre…
- Has Pete LOST The Household? - Abbey’s New Puppy, Dads Night Out & Nit-Fuelled Nightmares
Abbey and Peter discuss recent household challenges, including a nit outbreak, a new puppy, and the dynamics of their daily life. They also cover listener dilemmas regarding relationship and lifestyle issues.
- Karaoke Proposal Turned NIGHTMARE - Public Proposal Gone Wrong & His Unwanted Morning Alarm Clock...
In this Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter discuss listener dilemmas, including public proposal mishaps, relationship expectations, morning routines, and memories of the television show Footballers' Wives. The h…