the STAB! show
Comedy
About
the STAB! show brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
Episodes
- STAB! 484 - Finger Guns Written Out
In this pew pew episode of the STAB! show, cool guy Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of long hand folk in Emma Haney, Cierra Ramirez, & Marco Cabodi to share their three takes on DIO, new Greeting Cards for “Happy Better You Than Me, Day”, "Co…
- STAB! 483 - H-E-Single-Parking-Space
In this genre twisting episode of the STAB! show, scary boy host Jesse Jones welcomes a den of bears in Willie Travis, Jorge Hernandez, & Jack Marie to share their three HELLs, pick-up lines to and from a rusty meat hook, an old leather gl…
- STAB! 482 - Kale Quest
In this leafy episode of the STAB! show, healthful adventurer and host Jesse Jones welcomes a cruciferous panel of Micaela Pettigrew, Michelle Petro, & Lacey Carroll to share their three takes on DML, nine 2026 Winter Olympic haiku, closin…
- STAB! 481 - Wet Plus Smell
In this damp, dank episode of the STAB! show, moist host Jesse Jones welcomes a whiffy panel of Sethu Chidambaram, Jeff Brown, & Joe-Joe Louis, to share their three GHINs, nine items on the break room bulletin board of Self Determination,…
- STAB! 480 - Sleep for Dinner
In episode 480 of the STAB! show, host Jesse Jones and guests Adam Cranfill, Gaby Gilmore, & Joe Matthews discuss NCS, new STAB!tionary entries, Craigslist postings, spy novels, dating profiles, and fake movie synopses.
- STAB! 479 - Bitter and Salty
On episode 479 of the STAB! show, host Jesse Jones and guests Dayna Bryant, Brett Stults, and Kim Martel cover topics including favorite HCFCs, breakfast cereals, and new business concepts.
- STAB! 478 - Radical Whimsy
On STAB! 478, host Jesse Jones is joined by Bernie Baktashian and Daniel Kessenich for an episode featuring jokes, haiku about 2026, humorous campaign speeches, and creative podcast concepts.
- STAB! 477 - Snake Pants
In episode 477 of the STAB! show, host Jesse Jones and guests Kameron Schmid, Jeff Brown, and Jaclyn Weiand discuss BRDFs, creative Craigslist postings, poems about resolutions, and unique business ideas.
- STAB! 476 - A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2025
In the STAB! Family Year End Blowout ExSTAB!raganza, host Jesse Jones and guests discuss REM, drug-related pick-up lines, unusual recipes, dating profiles for a cyborg, descriptions of new drugs like Fontanyl, and tourism guides for fictio…
- STAB! 475 - Dark Christmas Energy
In this ever so slightly off episode of the STAB! show, twisted host Jesse Jones welcomes a chilly panel of Dylan Fox, Mikhail Cherynavsky, & Jeff Brown to share their three PRIMEs, pick-up lines to and from the guy at the Christmas party…
- STAB! 474 - Scores of Orphans
In this cold, lonely, overwhelming episode of the STAB! show, gruel covered host Jesse Jones welcomes a whooping cough riddled, parentless panel of Emma Haney, Kyle Buis & Marco Cabodi to share their three takes on CHIM, nine haiku about t…
- STAB! 473 - Nick Crannon’s Dougnuts
In this fruitfully multiplying episode of the STAB! show, sticky host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of low hanging Dougs, Jack Marie, Brett Stults & Christy Farley to share their three MLYs, new Greeting Cards for “our condolences on this,…
- STAB! 472 - The Sky is Full of Feces
In this unfortunately accurate episode of the STAB! show, air clump and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of yuck drizzle in Dayna Bryant, David Shapiro & Frankie Lord to share their three takes on PTL, new STAB!tionary entries from random…
- STAB! 471 - Alchemize Our Shame And Guilt
In this gluttonous holiday themed episode of the STAB! show, shameful host Jesse Jones welcomes a guilty panel of Jenna Swartz, Cierra Ramirez, & Daniel Kessenich to share their three takes on NFL, nine items on the bathroom walls of Black…
- STAB! 470 - A Bear Fighting A Tree
In this epic struggle of an episode of the STAB! show, burly, hair host Jesse Jones welcomes a strong, majestic panel of Christiana, Micaela Pettigrew, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three SHSAAs, bootlegs of Planes, Trains & Automobiles,…
- STAB! 469 - Hot Dog Tracker Dot Com
In this consistent, reliable episode of the STAB! show, six quarter host Jesse Jones welcomes an all beef panel of Grant Potter, Alex Shewmaker, & Chris Emery to share their three takes on PIMA, new greeting cards including a “Happy Surpri…
- STAB! 468 - Aspirational Bed Death
In this comfortable, accepted episode of the STAB! show, warm counterbalance and host Jesse Jones welcomes an acceptable, sturdy panel of Connor Martin, Rebecca Beskeen, & Michelle Petro to share their three GHBs, nine (more or less) items…
- STAB! 467 - Mars Smells Like Cabbage
In this fragrant episode of the STAB! show, unpleasant surprise of a host Jesse Jones welcomes a leafy, whiffy panel of Marco Cabodi, Sam Hochhalter, & Frankie Lord to share their three takes on PSAT, pick-up lines to and from a nice heart…
- STAB! 466 - A Good Southern Sniff
In this lung full of hospitality that IS this episode of the STAB! show, sweet tea stinkin’ host Jesse Jones welcomes a debutant panel of Sam Hochhalter, Heather Rogue, & Jack Marie to share their three PUUs, nine haiku about the state of…
- STAB! 465 - Framily
In this super close, tight knit episode of the STAB! show, closer than a brother host Jesse Jones welcomes a strictly platonic panel of Cierra Ramirez, Tessa Brown, & Dayna Bryant to share their three takes on RIF, bootlegs of Jeepers Cree…
- STAB! 464 - Poop is Brown
In this healthy, full formed episode of the STAB! show, regular host Jesse Jones welcomes a corny panel of Kameron Schmid, Cory Barringer, & Eric Barger to share their three HAGOs, new Greeting Cards for “Congratulations on that threesome”…
- STAB! 463 - Breadverages
In this thick and yeasty episode of the STAB! show, nutty, full bodies host Jesse Jones welcomes a glass of an uncrustable panel in Joe-Joe Louis, Ben Warheit, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on BLOG, bootleg versions of The Cro…
- STAB! 462 - More Mom, More Hat
In this hatful, Momly episode of the STAB! show, outsider barely holding it all together, and host, Jesse Jones welcomes a cacophonic up skirt panel of Jeff Brown, Emma Haney, & Kim Martel to share their three YMBJs, new STAB!tionary entri…
- STAB! 461 - Five Paws Good
In this exceptionally furry episode of the STAB! show, good boy and host Jesse Jones welcomes a purr-fect panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Jess Roberts, & Molly Doan to share their three takes on COL, pick-up lines to and from a straw man argument,…
- STAB! 460 - Sea Foam
In this frothy, salty episode of the STAB! show, thieving crab and host Jesse Jones welcomes a briney panel of Lacey Carroll, Connor Martin, & Sam Hochhalter share their three MOOPs, new greeting cards for occasions including Happy Petty R…
- STAB! 459 - Outercourse
In this over the pants episode of the STAB! show, grinding and sweating host Jesse Jones welcomes a chafed panel of Grant Potter, Tessa Brown, & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on CML, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters T…
- STAB! 458 - Travis, Trevor, Troy
In this totally terrific tour through the STAB! show, hecka sick host Jesse Jones welcomes an eerily forgotten panel of Mikhail Chernyavsky, Brett Stults & Jenna Swartz to share their three HPCCs, nine items on the break room bulletin boar…
- STAB! 457 - A Lawndart Original
In this streaming exclusive episode of the STAB! show, LD Leading Man and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of three season pre-orders, Frankie Lord, Marco Cabodi, & Jeff Brown to share their three takes on GCM, bootlegs of The Producers,…
- STAB! 456 - Beachsonas
In this sandy, mysterious episode of the STAB! show, cocoa butter scented host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of hunky, brooding panelists, Daniel Kessenich, Sethu Chidambaram, & Dylan Fox to share their three PBS’, new STAB!tionary entries…
- STAB! 455 - Gonzo’s Non-Binary Energy
In this weird-o episode of the STAB! show, small, clucky host Jesse Jones welcomes a blue, furry, panel of Dayna Bryant, Bernie Baktashain, & Jack Marie to share their three takes on BF, pick-up lines to and from the polar ice caps, a tray…
- STAB! 454 - Human Butter Business
In this familiar, fatty episode of the STAB! show, udderly capable host Jesse Jones welcomes a freshly churned panel of Emma Haney, Cierra Ramirez, & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three CCRIs, new Greeting Cards for “Happy Dissociation”, “S…
- STAB! 453 - Hidalgo
In this strong, proud episode of the STAB! show, that one guy, host Jesse Jones, welcomes the best panel of Carissa Edwards, Lacey Carroll, & Christy Farley to share their three takes on DBS, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters VW…
- STAB! 452 - Jam Of The Summer
In this bop of an episode of the STAB! show, catchy host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of ear worms in Christiana, Emma Santora, & Eric Barger to share their three IFARs, pick-up lines to and from elitism, a dollop of sour cream, & a Peloto…
- STAB! 451 - Shrumpinflotz the Grimpleheimer
In this flerpinshtauple episode of the STAB! show, derpingleem and host Jesse Jones welcomes a parginstorn panel of Nick Coleman, & Nick Pettigrew to share their two takes on BSOD, six Sacramento Summer haiku, closing arguments in defense…
- STAB! 450 - Evening Stuff
In this non-afternoon episode of the STAB! show, dusky host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of dinner time pals, Dayna Bryant, Leo Antolin, & Tyler Kinney to share their three CCRAs, new Greeting Cards for congratulations on finally folding t…
- STAB! 449 - The Human Cartwheel
In this fleshy, round episode of the STAB! show, easily winded host Jesse Jones welcomes an aspirationally athletic panel of Grant Potter, Alex Shewmaker, & Chris Emery to share their three takes on HBD, pick-up lines to and from a nature…
- STAB! 448 - Take Fear
In this frighteningly portable episode of the STAB! Show, irrational phobia and host Jesse Jones welcomes a neatly packaged and scary panel of Jenna Swartz, Michelle Petro, & Jeff Brown to share their three NDHECNs, nine Google Searches fr…
- STAB! 447 - Unlocking Memories
In this deeply repressed episode of the STAB! show, lingering regret and host Jesse Jones welcomes a wistful, melancholy panel of Dayna Bryant, Emma Haney & Molly Doan to share their three takes on EBITDA, nine items on the break room Bull…
- STAB! 446 - Pube Boat
In this gray, wiry episode of the STAB! show, Captain and host Jesse Jones welcomes a musky panel of Frankie Lord, Willie Travis & Kim Martel to share their three BURMAs, new Greeting Cards for “Sorry You Found Your First Gray Hair”, Happy…
- STAB! 445 - Chuck Dungle
In this Arby’s loving episode of the STAB! show, Brisket Meal and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of large curly fries and large large Barq’s rootbeers, Marco Cabodi, Mikhail Chernyavsky & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on DMT…
- STAB! 444 - Oops All Sharks
In this apex predatory episode of the STAB! show, hammerhead host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel that can’t sleep or they die, consisting of Jessillee Windhaus, Alix Skye & Bernie Baktashian to share their three KUDs, definitions of new STAB…
- STAB! 443 - So Dumb
In this concept proving episode of the STAB! show, absolute moron and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of writers of nonsense, Nick Coleman, Gigi McGill, & Gilbert Gonzalez to share their three takes on MOMA, pick-up lines to and from a n…
- STAB! 442 - Truck Bed Flag Poles, Standard
In this hella patriotic episode of the STAB! show, lifted host Jesse Jones welcomes a rugged, top of its class panel of Jack Marie, Leo Antolin & Christy to share their three COOCs, nine items on the break room Bulletin Board of bullies, c…
- STAB! 441 - Uncleoxidants
In this super fun, closely related episode of the STAB! show, vitamin F filled host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of facilitative panelists Connor Martin, Nicole Eichenberg, & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on ANSI, pickup lines to…
- STAB! 440 – The Chair System
In this very specifically structured episode of the STAB! show, holder of the spreadsheet and host Jesse Jones welcomes a carefully organized panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Emma Haney & Kim Martel to their three MTBFs, pick-up lines to and from t…
- STAB! 439 – Accidental Furry Fandom
In this buffed and tuft episode of the STAB! show, jacked rabbit and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel that’s had something inside them awaken, including Frankie Lord, Dayna Bryant & Eric Barger, to share their three takes on FCL, nine hap…
- STAB! 438 – Bigfoot Does Not Bottom
In this power episode of the STAB! show, little spoon and host Jesse Jones welcomes a gruff, breathy panel of Nick Pettigrew, Sam Hochhalter, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three CMYKs, nine items on the break room bulletin board of people…
- STAB! 437 – Welcome to Baked
In this new startup chill lounge episode of the STAB! show, entrepreneur and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of business partners including Cierra Ramirez, Sethu Chidambaram & Ben Rice to share their three takes on ASHRAE, nine Topical H…
- STAB! 436 – Dramatic Strip Club
In this glitter strewn hard boiled episode of the STAB! show, detective, DJ and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of very stern pastie wearers Sean Crandall, Jenna Swartz & Molly Doan to share their three STABs, bootlegs of 12 Monkeys, 12…
- STAB! 435 – Not Here To Fight
In this very civil, very loving episode of the STAB! show, object of hatred and host Jesse Jones invites a peace loving panel of Kameon Schmid, Milk Surface and Jeff Brown to share their three takes on LOVE, pick-up lines to or from a Cany…