The Scummy Mummies Podcast

Comedy

About

A comedy chat show for less-than-perfect parents. Hosted by comedians Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn and featuring guest parenting experts, comedians and authors. The podcast covers the big issues affecting modern parents - from fish fingers to farting, to play-dates and pelvic floors. Expect frank and funny chat as well as wine, laughter and sophisticated boob jokes. Check out our Scummy Mummies Blog and dates for our Live Comedy Shows - www.scummymummies.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

  • 335: Dame Mama G on panto, BGT and Bungle from Rainbow

    Dame Mama G joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss her career in pantomime, including her role as Bungle and her appearance on Britain's Got Talent. She also talks about children's books and her origin story.

  • 334: People pleasing, sex, and Giles Brandreth, with Bryony Gordon

    Bryony Gordon joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss her new novel, "People Pleaser." The episode also covers discussions on relationships, emotions, and personal boundaries, as well as general life topics.

  • 333: How to sleep better with Lorna MacDonald

    In this episode, Lorna MacDonald, a hypnotherapist and coach, discusses sleep issues in middle-aged women, including the effects of perimenopause. She provides practical advice for improving sleep and talks about burnout.

  • 332: Just the Two of Us - Helen's New Book!

    Helen and Ellie discuss Helen's new book, 'How to Face Big Change and Come Back Stronger,' covering the inspiration behind it, the writing process, and coping strategies. They also touch on their upcoming book tour.

  • 331: Cariad Lloyd on grief, writing, and problematic face painting

    Cariad Lloyd joins The Scummy Mummies to discuss her podcast Griefcast, writing children's books, and her experience with motherhood during the first lockdown. The episode also touches on Austentatious and includes the regular segment Scum…

  • 330: Confessions special: cats, gynaecologists, and Sky broadband engineers

    The Scummy Mummies Podcast features a confessions special, sharing audience stories from their live show, including tales about teachers, a cat, and a hoovering accident. The hosts discuss these diverse and humorous anecdotes.

  • 329: How to stop feeling so bloody old with Kate Rowe-Ham

    In this episode, The Scummy Mummies Podcast features fitness expert Kate Rowe-Ham, who discusses her book, The Longevity Solution, and offers advice on health, exercise, fasting, supplements, and nutrition for aging. She provides strategie…

  • 328: Fay Reid on the menopause, not having kids, and getting strong

    Fay Reid joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss her perimenopause journey, addressing stigma within the Black community, and her experiences with not having children. She also touches on the benefits of menopause and strength training.

  • 327: Tim Dowling on marriage, ageing, WhatsApp and goose barnacles

    Tim Dowling joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss marriage, aging, and living with adult children. He also talks about WhatsApp etiquette, performing with his band Police Dog Hogan, and his books.

  • 326: Steph Douglas on business, anxiety, and ferry sex

    Steph Douglas, founder of Don't Buy Her Flowers, returns to discuss her business growth, the sale of her company, and managing anxiety. The hosts also share experiences on guilt, fear of flying, and Scummy Mummy Confessions, including a st…

  • 325: Xmas Special - When the Ham Man Brings the Ham

    This Scummy Mummies Christmas Special includes discussions on various topics and traditions. The episode features an argument about bodily fluids, a vasectomy alternative, and discussions about favorite shows of the year. There is also a w…

  • 324: How to have a vasectomy with Sam Pamphilon

    Sam Pamphilon joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to share his experience with getting a vasectomy. The episode also features discussions about a short film he starred in and a sketch that was too explicit for the main show.

  • 323: Cheating Special with psychotherapist Juliet Rosenfeld

    In this episode, psychotherapist Juliet Rosenfeld discusses the reasons behind infidelity, its effects on children, and the process of rebuilding trust after a partner has cheated. She also touches on topics such as polyamory and BDSM.

  • 322: Athletics, book writing and a disappointing pole vaulter with Emily Murray (aka @pinkhouseliving)

    Emily Murray (aka @pinkhouseliving) joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss her experiences with athletics, including setting a triple jump record in her forties and competing in the Masters Athletics Federation. She also talks about w…

  • 321: Life hacks for the teenage years with Nicole Howes

    Author Nicole Howes joins the podcast to discuss navigating the teenage years and her book, Not a Survival Guide. The hosts also share parenting confessions and provide updates on their current and upcoming live comedy tour.

  • 320: Just the Two of Us - Helen's marathon, Ellie's knee, and Daniel Bedingfield

    Helen talks about her experience running the Sydney marathon. Ellie discusses her partial knee replacement and a hospital incident. The episode also includes Scummy Mummy Confessions.

  • 319: LIVE from Big Feastival with Zoe de Pass, aka Dress Like a Mum

    The Scummy Mummies Podcast features a live episode from Big Feastival with Zoe de Pass, also known as Dress Like a Mum. They discuss fashion, ski trips, and share audience confessions, touching on topics like incontinence, nudity, and infi…

  • 318: Comedy, feminism and novel writing with Julia Raeside

    Author Julia Raeside joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss her book, Don't Make Me Laugh, which explores toxic environments in comedy and the power of collective change. The conversation also covers the challenges of the writing proc…

  • 317: On the road with Miserable Steve Hill

    In this live episode, the Scummy Mummies speak with their roadie and sports writer Steve Hill about his experiences driving for the podcast. The conversation covers van travel anecdotes, tour life, and various lighthearted topics.

  • 316: Just the Two of Us - Confessions Special

    In this special episode of The Scummy Mummies Podcast, the hosts share favourite confessions from their Hot Mess tour and answer listener questions. They also discuss the tour's current status and thank listeners for their support over the…

  • 315: Michelle Griffith-Robinson's rules for life

    Olympic athlete and life coach Michelle Griffith-Robinson joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss her career, home renovations, and advice for living a full life. The episode also covers her work with Women's Aid, screen time rules, an…

  • 314: Clara Batten on comedy, wine and vaginal vapes.

    Actor and social media star Clara Batten joins the show to discuss her career, comedy reaction videos, and her book, Gin and Phonics. The episode also features a round of the Wine Game, Scummy Mummy Confessions, and updates on the podcast'…

  • 313: Ellie's Dad - life lessons, a quiz, and some "jokes"

    In this Father's Day special, Ellie's dad, Jim, joins the podcast to participate in a quiz, share life lessons, and discuss his interests. The episode also features audience confessions and a variety of anecdotes.

  • 312: Homelessness, filmmaking and friendship with Daisy-May Hudson

    In this episode, filmmaker Daisy-May Hudson joins the Scummy Mummies to discuss her work, including the films 'Lollipop', 'Halfway', and 'Holloway'. The conversation explores her experiences with homelessness, documentary filmmaking, and i…

  • 311: Jimi Famurewa on fussy eating, food criticism, and fairy bread

    Award-winning food critic Jimi Famurewa joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss his book, Picky, his experiences as a food writer, and his personal history. The episode also includes discussions on parenting, childhood experiences, and…

  • 310: Riona O'Connor and Olga Thompson on bloody everything

    Comedians Riona O'Connor and Olga Thompson join The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss topics including body confidence, the menopause, parenting, and friendship. The guests also play a game of "I Have Never" and share details about their c…

  • 309: MASHUP! Drunk Women Solving Crime X Scummy Mummies

    In this episode of The Scummy Mummies Podcast, the hosts join Taylor and Hannah from Drunk Women Solving Crime to discuss parenting fails, etiquette, and stories involving nuns. The episode also includes promotional information regarding u…

  • 308: DJ Nikki Beatnik on raving, sexism, and telling Kanye to F off

    DJ Nikki Beatnik joins the podcast to discuss Mums That Rave, her career as a DJ, and experiences with sexism in the music industry. The conversation also touches on her high-profile encounters and balancing parenting with professional lif…

  • 307: Bobby Seagull on maths, panini stickers, and nominative determinism

    Bobby Seagull joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss teaching mathematics, his viral University Challenge experience, and his books. The episode also features personal stories, comedy segments, and updates on the podcast's upcoming li…

  • 306: Tasha Thompson on running, chafing, and whatever happened to the Reebok Step

    Tasha Thompson, founder of Black Girls Do Run, joins the podcast to discuss her running journey and overcoming barriers for women in sport. The episode also features practical advice on running, tips for managing chafing, and life hacks.

  • 305: Surviving cancer, separation, and teenage triplets with Em Campbell

    In this episode, guest Emma Campbell discusses her experience as a marathon runner and mother diagnosed with cancer when her triplets were infants. She shares advice on talking to children about cancer and strategies for navigating persona…

  • 304: Are phones really that bad for our kids? With Dr Dean Burnett

    Neuroscientist Dr. Dean Burnett joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss children's phone use, screen time, and digital safety. They also cover navigating issues like cyberbullying and explore tips for managing technology with teens.

  • 303: Just the Two of Us LIVE! Galentine's Day Special with Sweaty Betty

    In this live episode from Liverpool, the hosts discuss their evolving attitudes toward exercise and motivation. They also share stories about visiting Everest and the wrong location of Brookside, alongside a partnership update with Sweaty…

  • 302: Self-love, second chances and dick pics with Lou Featherstone

    Lou Featherstone talks about leaving her marriage, touring in a leopard print bus, and finding new love. The episode also features Scummy Mummy Confessions and information on the hosts' upcoming 2025 comedy tour.

  • 301: Just the Two of Us LIVE! Fitness Special with Sweaty Betty

    Recorded live at the Soho Hotel, this episode explores the hosts' evolving relationships with fitness, from school-age dislike to discovering personal exercise habits. The show, presented in partnership with Sweaty Betty, also includes upd…

  • 300: It's the 300th episode! With Rob Deering

    For their 300th episode, the hosts are joined by comedian Rob Deering to discuss marriage, his career, and his book. The episode features the return of the game Handbag Surprise, a quiz, and Scummy Mummy Confessions.

  • BONUS: Pants and peeing yourself with NIXI Body

    Kelly Newton and Coni Jefferson-Longden of NIXI Body join the podcast to discuss bladder issues, fertility, and their company's products. The conversation covers Kelly's background as an inventor and foster parent, and Coni's experiences w…

  • 299: Creative writing, steak bakes and turkey basters, with Charlotte Mendelson

    Novelist Charlotte Mendelson joins the podcast to discuss her book Wife, provide creative writing tips, and share experiences on parenting and relationships. The hosts also cover topics including book recommendations, anecdotes about Keir…

  • 298: Merry Cystmas

    The Scummy Mummies are joined by Miserable Steve, Nurse Jessie, and Sam Pamphilon for their annual Christmas special. The episode features a 2024 review, festive traditions, quizzes, and discussions on ham, toilet maintenance, and personal…

  • 297: Uncomfortable Truths with Anna Mathur

    Psychotherapist Anna Mathur joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss her book, 'The Uncomfortable Truth'. They explore topics including parental stress, managing anger, and overcoming the feeling of not being good enough.

  • 296: Just the Two of Us - Ellie's Rings

    Ellie and Helen discuss the theft and recovery of Ellie's wedding rings, sharing the story of how they were stolen and recovered. The hosts also touch on topics including the vow renewal, personal reflections, and audience support.

  • BONUS: Fortnite Explained, with Keith Stuart

    Video games journalist Keith Stuart joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to explain Fortnite, discuss online safety, and offer parents tips on managing gaming and screentime. The episode also highlights the positive aspects of gaming for neuro…

  • 295: This Morning's Juliet Sear on air fryers, baking, and cooking catastrophes

    Baking expert and TV personality Juliet Sear joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to talk about air fryers, baking tips, and her career. She also discusses culinary disasters, her book Air Fryer Baking Magic, and her personal projects.

  • 294: Lliana Bird on kids' books, breastfeeding, and being disappeared

    Lliana Bird joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss her children's book Baboo the Unusual Bee, her career as a DJ, and the representation of women on Wikipedia. The hosts also share personal reflections on motherhood, the mental load,…

  • 293: LIVE - Cat Sims aka notsosmugnow on sobriety, the mental load, and nits

    In this live episode recorded at Big Feastival, Cat Sims joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss topics including parenting, school, teens, and laundry. The episode also features the game Handbag Surprise and Scummy Mummy Confessions.

  • 292: Comedy, medicine and potty training with Michael Akadiri

    Comedian and doctor Michael Akadiri joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss his transition from medicine to comedy and his experience as a new father. The conversation covers parenting, medical career advice, and various lighthearted t…

  • 291: Joel Morris on comedy, Cunk and comfort blankets

    Comedy writer Joel Morris joins the podcast to discuss his book, "Be Funny or Die: How Comedy Works and Why It Matters," his writing career, and common questions about comedy. The episode also features Scummy Mummy Confessions and informat…

  • 290: Fashion Special with Sophia Lorimer

    Stylist Sophia Lorimer joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss fashion, sustainability, and dressing after having a baby. She shares her approach to shopping one's own wardrobe while addressing body image, comfort, and overcoming fast…

  • 289: Ed Byrne on comedy and grief

    Comedian Ed Byrne joins The Scummy Mummies Podcast to discuss his career, his show Tragedy Plus Time, and navigating grief. The hosts and Byrne also share personal anecdotes and confessions.

  • 288: Comedy legend Helen Lederer

    In this episode, comedian Helen Lederer joins the podcast to discuss her memoir, Not That I'm Bitter, her experience in stand-up comedy during the 1980s, and managing self-doubt. The hosts also feature listener confessions and provide upda…