The Nick Abbot Habit

News & Politics

About

In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

Episodes

  • Picking up a rock star

    This episode of The Nick Abbot Habit features discussions on weather, acceptable sexual positions, and advice from a rock star.

  • The Fun Plane

    This episode of The Nick Abbot Habit highlights memorable moments from five years ago, including Mr Blobby, trolling, and smirking.

  • The man who knows everything

    This episode of The Nick Abbot Habit covers concerns about the climate, an anomaly from 1976, and stress on the railways.

  • Not much COP

    This episode covers a dog training lesson, a failed attraction in Marble Arch, and a man who took many plane rides.

  • Explaining tennis

    This episode of The Nick Abbot Habit discusses tennis. It also mentions a water company and a custom shirt.

  • Is it coming home?

    This episode features clips from 2021, discussing the anticipation of a football game, a historical whitewash, and a proposed substitute for the Prime Minister.

  • Minimising the kissing

    This episode features clips from Summer 2021, including a story about chickens and a hypothetical scenario where everyone boils a kettle simultaneously during half-time.

  • Football this, football that

    This episode features clips from 2021, covering discussions about an upcoming football game and the emergence of Jacob Smugg as a rapper.

  • Getting football done

    This episode features follow-up clips discussing the eve of the Euro 2020 final, a heroic story from space, and a Danish couple's experience in England.

  • We're going to win!

    This episode of The Nick Abbot Habit reflects on Spring 2021, mentioning Mr Blobby's influence, vaccinations, and an upcoming football match.

  • The "B Arc"

    This episode features clips from 2021, including Mr Blobby, instances of footballers being booed, and a prediction made by the host.

  • The roadmap to normal

    The episode discusses the period of Spring 2021, anticipating the easing of restrictions. The host invented a food item, and Mr Blobby went on holiday.

  • A royal eye test

    In this episode from 2019, Nick Abbot discusses a royal's scrape, a notable hat, and a personal reprimand.

  • Go faster!

    This episode revisits clips from five years ago, discussing the Invisible Menace, an unusual football match, and the source of Donald Trump's bleach concept.

  • Deciding to be amused

    This episode of The Nick Abbot Habit features clips discussing current events, including the Invisible Menace, government strategy, and the aftermath of Donald Trump's election loss.

  • The price of a pint (Part 2)

    This episode features clips discussing redecorations, a sandwich, and the reasons behind the price of beer.

  • The price of a pint

    This episode revisits clips from five years ago, including Matt Hancock attempting to cry, speculation about who would replace Bodger Johnson, and surprise at the price of a round of drinks.

  • The vacuum of integrity

    This episode features a spaghetti reference found in space, Bodger's home renovation, and a notable reaction from his fiancée.

  • Boris's Banana Boots

    This episode features clips where an inventor discusses his work, a trade deal is mentioned, and various beeping sounds are heard.

  • No shame!

    This episode features clips about a large dog, a man observing the sun, and an intelligent person departing with a container.

  • The nomadic caveman look.

    This episode features clips from five years ago, discussing the view from horseback, the rediscovery of a writing instrument, and a significant weather development.

  • Haven't we been good?

    In this episode of The Nick Abbot Habit, titled 'Haven't we been good?', the hosts discuss being allowed out after lockdown, an encounter involving guns, and a man detailing his costly addictions.

  • The Curious Furious.

    This episode revisits clips from five years ago, discussing the passing of Prince Phillip, public responses to shopping and protests, and commentary on Twitter's influence.

  • Twitter goes down

    This episode of The Nick Abbot Habit covered a Twitter outage, a woman finding a scary pastry, and some flag waving.

  • The Space Hippy, Part 2

    This episode of The Nick Abbot Habit discusses a gnome shortage, a curious poll, and insights into the desires of British people.

  • The Space Hippy, Part 1

    This episode revisits clips from Spring 2021, discussing scams, the experience of getting a haircut after lockdown, and a mysterious professor featured on television.

  • The Grabby Stick of Justice

    The hosts discuss misbehaving during a lockdown day release in April 2021. They mention receiving an angry call from a listener named Brian and some negative news concerning hair.

  • The penny-farthing delivery service

    This episode features clips from Spring 2021. Topics include Mr Blobby's appearance on the world stage, a man completing his census, and discarded rubbish from a day out.

  • His Imperial Hotness

    This episode features clips from 2021 where the hosts discuss the rules of 'His Imperial Hotness,' a £122 million lottery payout, and a contest for the 'sexiest man.'

  • The shameless clot

    This episode features clips from 2021, including a discussion of a book about Mr Blobby and Conservative politicians, a maths lesson, and an examination of what £5000 can buy.

  • Lego hair

    This episode revisits clips from Spring 2021, discussing Piers Morgan's departure from a TV set and comparing the hairstyles of various public figures.

  • The Fat Particle

    This episode features clips from 2021 where the host discusses people being fooled by a nincompoop, reflects on old names, and recounts an encounter with the 'pink boat people'.

  • Sniffing for newts

    This episode features archived clips from four years ago, including Fishi's efforts to get back to the office, a peculiar incident involving 'brain hunting,' and a conflict concerning ducks.

  • Edna, Ethel, Nora and Fred

    This episode features clips from 2021, including discussions about Tory MPs carrying milk, Mr Blobby spending £2.6 million on a room, and the declining popularity of certain names.

  • A Silly Fishi

    This episode features clips from 2021, including a discussion about a corrupt organization taking over another, a weather forecast presented as a temporal holiday, and statements from Fishi Sunak.

  • Million, billion, trillion

    This episode features clips from 2021, covering adjusting to new circumstances, discovering the destination of funds, and a listener's suggestion for enhancements.

  • The plutocrats wallpaper

    This episode features clips from 2021 where the hosts express concern about crowds, corruption in institutions, and the rise of a popular, unaccountable clown show.

  • The 18th happiest

    This episode features clips from Spring 2021, including segments with Mr Blobby, reflections on a 'happiness deficit,' the return to normalcy after 'The Thing,' and discussions about 'patriot games.'

  • A hug-free zone

    This episode features clips from five years ago reflecting on the holiday season, the state of the world at the time, and the recent election loss of 'The Tangerine Scream'.

  • Statues and sausages

    This episode revisits clips from four years ago, featuring discussions about a peculiar car, sounds related to freedom, and a rant about the government.

  • Being unhelpful

    This episode discusses events from four years prior, touching on a TV presenter's comments about Robert Jenrick's flag, Putin's demeanor, and the political status of Donald Trump.

  • Special Outrage Edition

    This episode features clips from four years ago, including segments on bird hunting, people living in a cave, flag wavers concerned with passports, and the anticipation of the British census.

  • The Case of the Punched Waxwork

    This episode revisits clips from five years ago, discussing topics such as flag hugging, the character Mr Blobby being referred to as the Dear Leader, and an influx of television personalities.

  • The empty Ken Doll

    This episode features clips from three years ago, including Rishi Sunak's comments on the press, a suggestion for improving Downing Street, and Bodger participating in manoeuvres.

  • The squirty cream 'do

    This episode features clips from three years ago, including a caller telling a story about a hedgehog, a discussion about an MP's hairstyle, and a conversation regarding comedy overseers.

  • Happy Days

    This episode features clips from Spring 2022, covering topics such as government financial initiatives, the issuance of fines to individuals, and a notable incident involving Will Smith at the Oscars.

  • Vladimir Putin's odorant extracts

    This episode features clips from Spring 2022, discussing the World Cup draw between England and the USA, reviewing political promises, and recounting a personal story about builders' language.

  • Vote Keith Richards

    This episode features clips from Spring 2022. Topics include a man's threat not to vote, Conservative party celebrations following fines, and a sheik setting a record with 4x4 vehicles.

  • A Cavalcade of Clowns

    This episode from Spring 2022 discusses Mr Blobby's party, Jacob Mee-Smugg's commentary on fish, and Michael Fabricant's hair.

  • Worst. Present. Ever.

    In this episode, Nick Abbot shares his thoughts on windmills and a peculiar incident involving pet ashes being delivered by post, sourced from clips from early 2022.