The Luxury Podcast
Society & Culture
About
William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith explore the art of elevating everyday life by taking on a different area ripe for an upgrade, helping you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, and sorting the Onslows from the Hyacinths. Join William and Jonathan, your guides to all things opulent, as they advise the nation in gracious living, and help you to live a more luxury life.Get in touch with William and Jonathan at postman@luxurypodcast.co.uk or join the Luxury Private Members' Club at https://www.patreon.com/cw/luxurypodcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast...
Episodes
- Dirty Hands and Rolling Pins
Jonathan's new Master Blaster security system sparks a conversation about home security and dealing with burglars. The hosts, William and Jonathan, also read and respond to listener comments on topics like toilet hygiene and executive door…
- Festivals
William and Jonathan discuss festivals, covering topics such as dream line-ups, portaloos, camping, and curfew.
- Master Blaster and Alternate Etiquette Experts
Jonathan contemplates installing a Master Blaster, leading to a discussion about its noise and luxury. The hosts also talk about workplace rudeness, binfluencers, and awkward family gatherings.
- Takeaways
William and Jonathan discuss luxury takeaway orders, including sharing etiquette and greeting delivery drivers. They also talk about the "Cream Man" and an unfortunate discovery in a takeaway box.
- Scented Bin Bags and the Discharge Boys
Jonathan and William discuss various topics including scented bin bags, BBQs, pizza crusts, and the discharge boys, drawing from their conversations at a local pub.
- Cleaning The Kitchen
Jonathan and William share their tips on cleaning the kitchen. They also answer listener correspondence on topics including lingering smells, filthy habits, and cleaning playlists.
- Stolen Trolleys and Sex Swings
William and Jonathan discuss a variety of topics including stolen trolleys, doggy periods, sex rooms, and karaoke. They also mention a Members' Club for topic suggestions.
- Sleep
Jonathan and William share their tips on how to sleep in a luxury manner, including chilled sparkling water by the bed, the comfort of a set security alarm, and a touch of freshly applied cologne.
- Noisy Nostrils and Carboot Mayhem
This episode of The Luxury Podcast features Jonathan's experiences on a long-haul flight and William's tales from a night out. The hosts also discuss car boot sales, upcoming royal guests, and comedic impressions.
- Bins
Jonathan and William discuss their home bins, including the number they own, their design choices, and related topics like bin liners, binmen, and bin theft.
- New Laws and Doggy Period Pants
Jonathan and William discuss various topics including a vegetarian meal, a visit to Silicone Sean, doggy period pants, new laws they would like to implement, and water overconsumption.
- Public Transport
William and Jonathan share their thoughts on public transport, covering various aspects from commuting habits to social etiquette while using public transportation. They discuss personal experiences and observations related to public trans…
- Pudding Parties and Expelling Wind
This episode features Jonathan discussing his micro-suction experience and William sharing a slideshow of buffets. They also react to a suspicious listener selfie.
- Buffets
William and Jonathan explore the topic of luxury buffets. They discuss various aspects of buffets, including frozen foods, all-you-can-eat options, picky bits, and party hedgehogs.
- Neck Cracking and A Luxury Birth
This episode of The Luxury Podcast features discussions on various topics, including massages, neck cracking, and the concept of a "luxury birth." The hosts, William and Jonathan, also invite listeners to suggest future topics through thei…
- Hotels
William and Jonathan discuss hotels, focusing on booking issues, guest conduct, and ladies of the night. They also mention a Members' Club for episode suggestions.
- Piers Vernon-Smith and Sebastian Hanson
Piers Vernon-Smith and Sebastian Hanson discuss personalized registration plates and luxury middle names. The episode also mentions "Barb's baps" and "Jonathan's chapping," with a content warning for these phrases.
- Games
In this episode of The Luxury Podcast, Jonathan and William discuss various aspects of games, including escape rooms, cheating, and forced fun. They share their competitive experiences and perspectives on these topics.
- Laminated Recipes and Diva Dogs
In this episode, William and Jonathan discuss various listener topics, including managing diva dogs, navigating relationships, and addressing nurses. William also shares his boiler problems.
- Hosting
Jonathan and William discuss various aspects of hosting, such as defining a good host, managing guests who overstay, and preparing meals for vegetarian guests.
- Microwaved Eggs and Creative Juices
Jonathan and William discuss various topics including disruptive washing machines, JVS's keyboard skills, laundry, and pet peeves. They also answer listener correspondence.
- Gifts
William and Jonathan explore the art of luxury gifting, covering the best and worst aspects, and even gift wrapping. Jonathan also shares an amusing story about a sausage dish.
- Dirty Bodies and Birthday Indulgence
In this bonus episode of The Luxury Podcast, William and Jonathan discuss birthday indulgence and respond to listener correspondence on topics including terrible hosts, dirty bodies, and vicar outfits.
- Brands
William and Jonathan discuss the concept of brands, ranging from high-street names like Wetherspoons to essential household items. They explore brand loyalty and what influences consumer habits.
- Decaying Hamsters and Trilby Hats
The Luxury Podcast bonus episode covers diverse topics from deceased rodents and suspicious odors to rude in-laws, trilby hats, and table manners, based on listener correspondence. Hosted on Acast.
- Mobiles & Texting Etiquette
Jonathan and William discuss mobile and texting etiquette, focusing on topics like voice notes, "Find My Friends," and read receipts. They share their thoughts on these common mobile phone interactions.
- Executive Vacuum Cleaners and Office Tracksuits
This bonus episode covers executive vacuum cleaners, a wedding food dilemma, coasters and placemats, and office attire. It explores the concept of "how casual is too casual?"
- Cleaning The Bathroom
In this episode, Jonathan outlines his bathroom cleaning routine, including his product and fashion choices. William discusses his experience using the Queen's minky, followed by a conversation about suitable settings for handling a 'big j…
- Luxury Live!
This episode of The Luxury Podcast, titled "Luxury Live!", features a recap of a live show with music, singing, and entertainment. Highlights include a Christmas-themed music competition and a presenter returning to singing.
- Funeral Tombola and Alla Cacciatora
This bonus episode reflects on Jonathan’s Chicken Alla Cacciatora, discusses a toilet eruption and a funeral tombola, and considers the difference between supper and dinner.
- Friendship
In this episode of The Luxury Podcast, William and Jonathan discuss the nuances of friendship. Topics include the highs and lows of relationships, the concept of having a best friend, and how to end a friendship in a luxury manner.
- Dog's Seasons and Shark's Biscuits
This bonus episode covers home décor, dog adolescence, and Chess. William, Jonathan, and producer Oli discuss these topics and define the term 'accadacca' as they mark Oli's departure from the show.
- Days Out
In this episode of The Luxury Podcast, William and Jonathan discuss various days out, including international trips, theme park visits, and personal excursions. The hosts also share anecdotes about being mistaken for aristocracy and a list…
- Brick in a Box and Dietary Preferences
In this episode, William shares a luxury Christmas present, discusses his first Christingle experience, and talks about whether dinner party hosts are responsible for checking guest dietary requirements.
- Drinks
William and Jonathan discuss their personal preferences regarding various drinks, including water and beer. They also share stories about Jonathan's childhood experiences involving alcohol.
- Pantomime Punch-ups and Ritzy Restaurants
William and Jonathan discuss panto villains, a team visit to The Ritz, and address listener questions about etiquette in the first bonus episode of 2026 for The Luxury Podcast.
- Accessories
In this episode of The Luxury Podcast, William and Jonathan discuss various accessories, including tattoos, tote bags, perfumes, and piercings. They also share unorthodox personal habits regarding their phones and dog poo bags.
- Pick Of The Pods 2025
Hosts Jonathan and William look back on the most memorable luxury, executive, and humorous moments from 2025 in the final episode of the year for The Luxury Podcast.
- Firefighters' Funerals and Doggy Decorum
In this bonus episode of The Luxury Podcast, William and Jonathan discuss their upcoming Christmas party, share personal anecdotes, and offer relationship advice to a listener. The episode also features a surprising appearance by Jennifer…
- Christmas
William and Jonathan discuss Christmas preparations, including debating when to put up decorations, sharing personal holiday anecdotes, and detailing specific methods for tree decorating.
- Splits In Suspenders
This bonus episode of The Luxury Podcast features a demonstration of William doing the splits, alongside discussions on braces, suspenders, executive lifestyle, and etiquette on public transport.
- Headwear and Footwear
William and Jonathan discuss luxury hat and footwear qualities, etiquette, and the acceptability of comedic socks. The conversation also includes opinions on women's hats and a gift idea for Jonathan.
- Taxi Rage and Trouser Stains
In this bonus episode, the team discusses behind-the-scenes stories from Luxury Live, including a presenter's wardrobe mishap. They also address the use of the word 'like' and share an anecdote regarding Jonathan and his dogs' excrement.
- Dating
In this episode of The Luxury Podcast, hosts William and Jonathan discuss their perspectives on dating, including etiquette, relationship breaks, and advice for maintaining a strong partnership. They also share personal anecdotes and offer…
- Roommate Resurrections and Holiday Hilarity
In this bonus episode of The Luxury Podcast, Jonathan and William discuss holiday plans, living with dead celebrities, an embarrassing encounter with the late queen, and the overuse of the word 'like'.
- Cooking
Jonathan and William discuss their favorite flavors, takeaway meals, and television chefs, while Jonathan shares updates from his outdoor kitchen. The episode also features William attempting to act sober.
- Barb's Baps and Dental Disgorges
This bonus episode covers various topics, including William's Halloween experience, a visit to an anti-luxury shop, chemistry classroom stories, and television viewing recommendations for the dentist.
- Parenting
Hosts William and Jonathan discuss the topic of parenting, covering themes such as potential parenthood, luxury baby names, dealing with bad parenting, childhood discipline, and navigating social situations involving friends' babies.
- Luxury Lurgies and Manly Pinks
Jonathan and William discuss various topics including tipping decorators, carpet cleaning, and air passenger etiquette. The episode also touches upon maintaining a focus on luxury despite Jonathan's illness.
- Radio
In this episode of The Luxury Podcast, hosts William and Jonathan discuss the history of radio, share luxury show recommendations, and revisit classic audio clips. They also discuss Terry Wogan's hair.