The League of Ultimate Questing
Fiction & Audio Drama
About
The LUQ is an actual play D&D comedy podcast set in a world where adventuring is a major league sport. Join a low ranking team as they take on quests to rise through the League, complete with world building meta segments, dynamic color commentary, and hilarious in-world commercials for things like Viaggro for barbarians who can't keep their rage up like they used to.
Episodes
- LUQSW086 It’s Pronounced Turkey (Punch This Baby)
Time has not been kind to Daralugh’s ancestral home, and as the Dandy arrives at their empty docks, visitors from the forest give him a taste of what he has been missing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW085 Business Lunch (Only Molars)
Back in the central cluster, the Dandy and crew meet Baux’s family, and get at taste of the Timarian lifestyle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW084 Can'o'banana (A Tapestry of Human Almosts)
After investigating the remains of the Stoneseeker, the team heads back to the central cluster, making a short pitstop to attend the surprise wedding of someone they didn’t know was a friend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho…
- LUQSW083 Bidetona 500 (With Each Mighty Flap)
The Dandy’s are free of the storm and back on the trail of their employer. They must decide what path they will follow, now that they have learned the true source of Primordial Cores. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad…
- LUQSW082 Circumskies (Ever Turbulent)
Chapter 19 Survival has changed the Dandies, returned to the world above the Aether. They have impactful choices to make, and time is running out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW Bloops All Oopers 4
Join the cast of the LUQ in dumpster diving for comedy clusters in this, our 4th installment of the Bloops All Oopers franchise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Undermile: Legend of Oaklight - The Winter Ghost
Death has come on ivory wings from darkness into light. Will bravery and sacrifice survive the coldest night? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Undermile: Legend of Oaklight Part 3 - The Dying Flames
High upon the tallest boughs, they fed the sacred flame. Would light survive the winter night or history their names? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Undermile: Legend of Oaklight Part 2 - Ascending the Ancient
Four pressed on into the storm into their distant trial. A light to guide those far and lost back to the Undermile. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Undermile: Legend of Oaklight Part 1 - The Frost that Bites
Five did follow honor’s call into the frigid white. Deep into the furthest fields and towards the sacred light. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW081 Baux’s Big Streak (Feer is the Peen Killer)
Chapter 19 In the battlefield of the mind, the greatest loss one can suffer is losing one’s self completely. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW080 - Undertitty - Chekhov's Cum
Aboard the deck of The Dandy, the Solitary Wardens attempt to tear the crew apart, starting with their minds. They will stop at nothing to apprehend their prey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW079 - Dr. Dodge Action - Covered in Small Sacks
The wardens of Solitude have come to settle the score. Will a business transaction turn into the ultimate betrayal? Or will our heroes be quieted? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW078 - Spectral Hose - Let Me Smell Your Mouth
Chapter 18 The Dandy is overrun with G-g-g-Void Ghosts! How will the crew bust these astral ghoulies? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW077 Theoretical Floater (Spoon Job)
Chapter 18 What awaits the crew of the Smoking Dandy below the surface of the endless Ether Sea? Thinking you are alone can be terrifying, but finding out you aren’t can be worse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi…
- LUQSW076 - Medicine Spaghetti (2 Hours of Oblivion)
Chapter 18 Knocked overboard. Swallowed by the ether sea. A place from which none return. What is the fate of our beloved crew? Who will save them now? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW075 The New Revelation
Chapter 18 The final trial of creation and destruction comes to a climax that will shake the very core of reality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW074 The Architect of Challenge
Chapter 18 Spires fall and a war of words is waged, ushering in a true test of conviction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW073 The Summit
Chapter 18 The Indices of Spire 13 hold council to weigh and measure the price of faith to shape their grand design. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW072 The Great Undertaking
Chapter 18 Emissaries from the Gods gather at the nexus of all things to enact the greatest endeavor imaginable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW071 Swift Little Droplets (Total Cheeks)
Chapter 17 The battle with an ancient entity known as “The Sorrow” builds to a crescendo as the Dandy Crew learns a dark truth about the world they live in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW070 Time to Grow Soft (Goon Closet)
Chapter 17 The Dandy crew sails into unknown territory, where the greatest threat awaiting them is their darkest memories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW Bloops All Oopers 3
What can I say, except you're welcome? We've got another stack of hot garbage for you, namely our flubs and foibles. Enjoy this collection of bloopers instead of, you know, content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch…
- LUQSW069 Eggma Balls (Space Denmark)
Chapter 17 On the precipice of their most dangerous voyage and knee deep in tradition, the Dany Crew gets a taste of ancient things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW068 Lentil Illness (Pig Whistlers)
Chapter 17 The team commits leguminous crimes and encounters a shadow from someone’s past. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW067 Twenty One Bum Salute (Thumping Jazz)
Chapter 17 In the wake of revolution, the goblins of the Midden seek guidance as they begin to rebuild. Sadly, the only people around to ask are the Dandy Crew. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQNA|09 - Shattergories 2: Question and Æther
Join the crew of the Smokin' Dandy as the cast of the LUQ Answers your questions and talks behind the scenes about the making of LUQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW066 Hydraulic Wedgie (Constantly Remembering to Poop)
Chapter 17 There is a dark secret in the heart of the Midden, and those who see it cannot be allowed to leave with their lives. No gob, no glory! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW065 Creamed the GILF (Latex Mittens)
Chapter 17 The gobellion is live, and being led by the crew of the Smoking Dandy. What secrets of the Midden will they uncover as they sneak their way into the gooey center? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW Commercial Compilation 1
You've asked for it and now it's here! The first commercial compilation episode of LUQ! Look forward to more installments as time passes and even Law's 3AM-est ads look like gold in the rearview mirror. (Who am I kidding, they're all gold)…
- LUQSW064 Countersmell (Chartreuse Miasma)
Chapter 17 After getting “gobbled” out of the sky, the Dandy crew find themselves behind bars. Who will liberate our trapped companions from the Gulab? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW063 The Captain’s Bulge (Corpulent Crispies)
Chapter 16 The crew fights for their lives against The Cyst Mother, and questions about Lydda’s exodus start to find answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW062 Cyst My Pants (Long Distance Sniff)
Chapter 16 The hunted have become the hunters as the newly mended Dandies seek vengeance against The Riven who almost killed them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQ Shattered World - Episode 61 - Excellent Bloodfeel (Tingling Remains)
Chapter 16 In an isolated station outside the Titan’s Wisp, the freshly manhandled crew of the Dandy will get a taste of a whole new kind of medicine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQ Shattered World - Episode 60 - Heavy Crackles the Tongue (Expired Nipples)
Chapter 16 Will the crew of the Dandy survive an assault from mutated marauders? Or will they be torn limb from limb? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQ Shattered World - Episode 59 - Beef Collage (Sanguine Titter)
Chapter 16 The Dandy is boarded by foes unlike any the team has seen before. Will the diminished team be able to defend against these monsters, or will they be left in pieces? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQSW058 Boat Cheeks (The Titular Skump)
Chapter 16 Running on fumes, the Dandy, her crew, and the wickies, find themselves seeking fuel and repairs at a very strange service station. Is their trusty vessel failing them, or is it simply growing pains? Learn more about your ad cho…
- The Leeg of Ultamit Kwesting - Bloops, All Oopers: The Deuce
Bloops, All Oopers Witness the horror as the cast and crew of the LUQ fail to accomplish even the simplest tasks and struggle to deliver even a passing performance at something they've been doing for over half a decade. This clip show will…
- LUQ Shattered World 057 - Gossamer Drift (Portfoldeo)
Chapter 15 Low on fuel, abandoned by their friend, even if the remaining crew of the smoking Dandy Frees themselves from the Dream Webs, they still must ask themselves one question… What now? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho…
- LUQ Shattered World 056 - Gream Drippers (A Piss in the Night)
Chapter 15 The Smoking Dandy is beset by a web of dreams, unable to wake from their past, they must fight a nigh invisible foe without Foe to guide them through the fog, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQ Shattered World 055 - Purse Anal Belongings (Pimped out Dingy)
Chapter 15 The Crew of the Smoking Dandy is down a crew member. Well, technically they're up one but that implies that their recent... guests count as whole people, or crew for that matter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone…
- LUQ Shattered World 054 - Yankers Away (Unwalk the Plank)
Chapter 15 The Crew of the Smoking are finally free of their stinky confines, only to discover a cthonian nightmare from deep within the void. Still… better than eating spiders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQ Shattered World 053 - Slippy Grippy (Cream of the Dog)
Chapter 15 The Crew is stranded in the keeper station of an abandoned lighthouse, and so they turn to the only solution that doesn’t solve anything: Alcohol (and Milk) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQ Shattered World 052 - Lighthouse Arrest (Tug the Dinghy)
Chapter 15 As fuel runs low and tensions run high, the Crew of the Smoking Dandy takes a pit stop at an unusual distress beacon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- The Leeg of Ultamit Kwesting - Bloops, All Oopers 01
Bloops, All Oopers Witness the horror as the cast and crew of the LUQ fail to accomplish even the simplest tasks and struggle to deliver even a passing performance at something they've been doing for over half a decade. This clip show will…
- LUQ Shattered World 051 - Emergenseed (Mount the Hunk)
Chapter 14 As the crew of the Dandy try to help the pilgrims aboard The Pinion, the deadly Vigorn has gone into a frenzy. Is the new artillery enough for the ship to hold its own against this mighty foe? Learn more about your ad choices. V…
- LUQ Shattered World 050 - Smelter Delter (I’m Not Giving It Back)
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- LUQ Shattered World 049 - Wildcard Stipulation (Chunky Payload)
Chapter 14 The Dandies meet someone invested in joining their vessel, and as they explore the city of Cain, they might get into some monkey business. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQ Shattered World 048 - Expert Fluffer (The Bananaman)
Chapter 14 The crew finds themselves low on fuel and behind on paperwork. Perhaps there is more than storefronts and bureaucracy waiting for them in the city of Cain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- LUQ Shattered World 047 - Taint of the Mountain (Clutching the Horth)
Chapter 13 Out of the frying pan and into the volcano, The Dandy Crew find themselves face to face with two devastating enemies. One, a gruesome primordial fusion, and the other, memories of those lost. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi…