The Jack & Ash Show
Comedy
About
Mi Lords, mi ladies… grab your old maiden shoes and settle in for episodes every Friday, filled with curated chaos, dalliances of debauchery, and bestie advice peppered with tomfoolery.Chat shows just don’t hit like they used to so Jack and Ash are here to fix that, helping you start your weekend right. Expect to feel like you went out for just the one drink and actually ended up on a three night bender in Skegness. Bring your mates, your nan and a spare wig - everyone’s invited. Tea xGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them...
Episodes
- FANCY COOKING, TABERNACLE VAPES AND PUT HIM IN THE LAB
This episode of The Jack & Ash Show covers fancy cooking, tabernacle vapes, and the idea of studying marathon runners in a lab. The hosts, Jack and Ash, also invite listeners to join their Patreon.
- THE RECKONING, NOUGHTIES BEHAVIOUR AND DODGING AUNTIES
Jack and Ash talk about their current "reckoning era." They also discuss noughties television, Ash's experience with dodging aunties, and Jack's lymphatic drainage massage.
- COACHELLA DEBRIEF, JUSTIN BIEBER AND EVERYONE'S A JACKET POTATO
The Jack & Ash Show discusses their Coachella experience, including after-parties and Justin Bieber's performance. They also touch on a conspiracy theory involving Charli XCX and Gü Ramekin.
- CRYOGENICS, RATING DESSERTS AND AN OAT MILK MO-MENT
Jack and Ashwini discuss their different perspectives on cryogenics, with Ashwini planning to freeze her body. They also rate desserts and discuss other topics.
- PSYCHIC READINGS, BABBLING BROOKS AND CARPET KINKS
Ash shares details from a recent psychic reading, while Jack recounts a flashback about his prom night. The hosts also provide information on their Patreon and how listeners can submit questions for advice.
- PARASITES, GAYEST SUPERMARKETS AND SNIFFING CANDLES
Ash and Jack discuss Ash's recent gym experiences and supermarket preferences. The episode also features the hosts offering listener advice.
- PYRAMID SCHEMES, STAR SIGNS AND THE PROPHET GÜ RAMEKIN
In this episode of The Jack & Ash Show, the hosts discuss topics including men and star signs, queer puppets, and a prophet named GÜ RAMEKIN. The conversation also covers the effects of espresso consumption.
- ROCKSTAR TEACHERS, 60 SECOND LESSONS AND TRENCH TOMFOOLERY
Jack and Ash are joined by teacher Abigail to test their teaching skills through challenges, including delivering sixty-second lessons. The episode also features a school-themed Bestie Dictionary and explores the hosts' competitive nature.
- ASH'S LIES, LIPPIES AND A MOVING PIECE OF QUEER LITERATURE
In this episode, Jack and Ash discuss secrets, social media virality, and queer literature. They also address topics including haircuts and Mariah Carey themed slot machines.
- A MOTHER'S CURSE, COBB SALAD TEETH AND 'THE TAVERN'
Jack and Ash discuss a ritual to banish a foul spirit, share thoughts on Cobb salad and Skepta, and talk about the undiscovered oceans. They also provide information on their Patreon, 'The Tavern', and invite listeners to submit questions…
- RANDOM MAN, OCTOPI AND PAELLA PROBLEMS
In this episode, the hosts discuss a night out that led to an unknown person in their home for seven hours and explore Jack’s intense dislike for paella. They also invite listeners to submit questions for advice.
- THE MOMENT, DEAD CASH AND LOST IN LOST
Jack and Ash discuss a life-changing experience, the disappearance of cash, regional sayings, and a comparison between 2006 and 2016. The episode also features their reflections after finding themselves in a cinema.
- PHANTOM POOS, AMERICA AND FINGER SANDWICHES
Jack and Ash debrief the Wuthering Heights premiere, discuss Jacob Elordi, and share stories about canned turkeys and a phantom pooer in Halifax. They also advocate for finger sandwiches and invite listeners to send in problems for advice.
- AI ASH, FROLICS AND MOIRA ROSE 🌹
Jack and Ash discuss the pitfalls of AI photo manipulation, strategies for optimizing drink-holding at night clubs, and the unexpected potential of babies as accessories. The episode also features a tribute to Moira Rose.
- ASH WANTS A FARM, THE TWEENIES AND A GAY CULTURE VULTURE
This episode features a discussion on Ash's potential home farm, nostalgia for The Wombles and The Tweenies, debunking conspiracy theories about Pink, and a debate on medieval drinking vessels. Host segments include listener advice request…
- ASH'S WORST PHOTO, K-POP LOVE & SPICY EXES
In this episode of The Jack & Ash Show, the hosts discuss an unflattering photo of Ash, K-pop trends, and the Brooklyn Beckham saga. They also provide advice to a listener navigating relationship challenges.
- JACK'S HEAD SHAME, ASH'S WATFORD SECRET & LIES FROM BRAZIL
In this episode, Jack shares personal experiences from Brazil, and a secret about Ash's past in Watford is revealed. The hosts also discuss the "oh god" meme and maritime culture.
- BRAZIL TRIP, CAIPIRINHAS AND ASH'S GREYSCALE
In this episode, Jack and Ash discuss their trip to Brazil, covering their experiences with local drinks and the fitness culture, while also addressing turning 30 and changing social habits.
- FIT VILLAINS, BAD MASSAGES & ASH HAS BEEN SWINDLED
Jack and Ash discuss their recent personal mishaps, including a bad massage and a swindling incident. The episode also features conversation about fit villains, current television, and segments from The Jack & Ash Show.
- FORCED FUN, RHYMING GAMES AND BEARDED DRAGONS
Jack and Ash return after the Christmas break to play a new game, discuss an Eminem tribute, and share a story about a bearded dragon. The episode also features bad advice and the origins of the word 'amayzin'.
- NAUGHTY OR NICE GIVEAWAY, CRANBERRY NIGHTMARE AND T*TS
Jack and Ash host a Naughty or Nice giveaway, discuss family dining games, a Zipcar mishap, and a holiday story involving cranberry juice. Additionally, the hosts invite listeners to submit personal problems for advice.
- FURRIES, GUESSING AGES AND A THIRD EAR
In this episode, Ash reveals a recurring lie she uses on nights out, while Jack attempts to guess her age, resulting in a dramatic exit. The hosts later reconcile to offer listeners questionable advice and explore the topic of furries.
- SHAME, PERFUME AND HOT N SPICY MEAT
Jack and Ash wrap up story arcs like The LIES of Lochmuir and The DECEIT of the Doorstop. They also discuss the concept of shame and provide their signature bad advice.
- PIRATE CHAT, JAMAICAN AUNTIES AND FAKE SHOWBIZ NEWS
In this episode, Jack and Ash delve into fake showbiz news, discuss dream celebrity pairings for switching on Christmas lights, and explore the true meaning of "Hogmanay." The conversation also touches upon pirate chat and Jamaican aunties.
- WICKED PREMIERE, STRAIGHT BUILDERS AND GAY NAMES
Jack and Ash discuss the Wicked premiere, house renovation woes, and explore the origins of certain names and their perceived connection to gay culture. Send in your problems for advice.
- AIRPORT STRIFE, BAD DESSERTS AND ROTUND MEAL PREP
Ash details a challenging trip to New York City, complete with lounge visits. The hosts also cover the topic of the worst desserts and the state of Ash's refrigerator.
- TOILET PAPER, GYM ETIQUETTE AND WESTLIFE FOR LIFE
Jack shares his unusual passions for Westlife and toilet paper, while Ashwini recounts her gym search and observations on British entrepreneurship.
- GHOULISH CHATTER, DIRTY FEET AND LIL WAYNE
This Halloween special episode of The Jack & Ash Show features spooky stories, a discussion about dirty feet, and a demonstration of how to make gruel.
- TOE BITERS, SPIRIT ANIMALS AND PANSEXUAL LOBSTERS
In this chaotic episode of The Jack & Ash Show, Jack expresses worries about his physical health and Ash fears her mind is deteriorating. The discussion covers art, pansexual lobsters, and features an unexpected toe reveal.
- JACK GETS SCAMMED, SNORING IS A CHOICE AND IS ASH A COW?
Jack details his experience with a scam while trying to buy Lady Gaga tickets online. Ash tries Tony's Chocolonely, with surprising results.
- TRAGIC BEHAVIOUR, BREAD BADDIES & WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE-GATE
Jack and Ash's falling out, sparked by Worcestershire sauce, leads to discussions on vaping, sourdough, and the decline of hobbies. They invite listeners to send in problems for advice.
- GAY GOLF, SINISTER CHOCOLATE AND GENERAL MARITIME CULTURE
Jack and Ash discuss Formula 1 and sports with a homosexual vibe. They also provide bad advice to listeners dealing with relationship and revenge issues.
- FICTIONAL CRUSHES, LIVE TV FAILS AND SKIN-ON KIWIS
In this episode of The Jack & Ash Show, hosts Jack and Ash discuss fictional crushes, live TV fails, and personal habits. Jack reveals a unique way of eating fruit, while Ash considers the challenges of a life swap. They also provide humor…
- JACK & ASH IBIZA EPIPHANY, BRAND NEW BESTIE DICTIONARY AND A SUCK ON A PEC?!
In the debut episode of The Jack & Ash Show, hosts discuss Ibiza epiphanies and introduce a Bestie Dictionary. They also offer advice and embrace chaos for the weekend.
- Welcome To The Jack & Ash Show
Jack and Ash launch their new weekly show, promising curated chaos, debauchery, and advice. They aim to fix the chat show format and help listeners start their weekend with entertainment.