The Hoely Hour
Psychology & Relationships
About
The Hoely Hour is an irreverent, earnest podcast about modern dating experiences — the good, the bad, and the hilarious. Cheeky hostesses Amelia and Liz candidly talk about personal experiences while amplifying sex positivity and advocating for mental health. Listeners write in their touching and shocking stories, and guests share their expertise on topics ranging from BDSM safety to healing relationship attachment wounds. All this, and more, during The Hoely Hour. Follow us on TikTok, Twitter, and Instagram @thehoelyhour.
Episodes
- Klarna for Sex
The Hoely Hour features an interview with guest Dark Frank. He shares his experiences with tantric sex and polyamory.
- Infamousmaxxing
This episode of The Hoely Hour discusses influencer Braden Peters, also known as Clavicular, covering his infamous reputation and the potential for a public identity crisis stemming from a lack of self-awareness.
- They need to be doxxed
The Hoely Hour revisits listener emails and discusses sex headlines. The episode briefly touches on an online rape academy in the final five minutes, with a content warning provided.
- Girlhood Pt. 2
In "Girlhood Pt. 2," Liz and Amelia revisit the topic of girlhood, discussing calling home phones, ringback tones, social dynamics involving popular and mean girls, and the enduring nature of female friendships.
- The Housewives of Desperate Mormons
This episode is titled "The Housewives of Desperate Mormons". It is part of "The Hoely Hour" podcast. The description includes information about data collection for advertising.
- Unsolicited Feedback with Abby Acone
Emmy Award Winning Meteorologist & News Anchor Abby Acone is the guest on The Hoely Hour. Abby reads fan DMs and discusses her queer awakening.
- Where the F*ck is the Whimsey?
The hosts discuss girlhood and express missing it. They also mention experiencing technical difficulties while testing recording software.
- Have You Heard About This?
Amelia shares a peculiar Craigslist ad with Liz, sparking a conversation about age-appropriate fashion. The hosts joke about dressing rules, including the idea of wearing a burlap sack after age 23.
- WuThERiNg hEiGhTs
The Hoely Hour discusses the movie Wuthering Heights, a search engine for finding people who look like your crush having sex, and the fixation of straight women on Heated Rivalry.
- Fraternity from Weapons
The Hoely Hour episode "Fraternity from Weapons" explores Reddit questions about men
- He's Giving Dog
The Hoely Hour discusses using preschool 'playing house' roles to understand personality, what their ideal Heated Rivalry would be, and past behaviors from their 20s that they now see as abnormal.
- Dating on Stage with Alli Goldberg
This episode features comedian Alli Goldberg discussing her unique live dating show, "Love Isn't Blind." The show's premise involves male contestants who are not allowed to speak.
- Indoctrinate Me, Daddy
This episode discusses the scientifically-backed benefits of optimism and positive content consumption for the brain, even as the world faces challenges. It also briefly mentions a personal anecdote and a celebrity's apology.
- Going Out Fedora
In this episode of The Hoely Hour, hosts discuss a listener's extremely bad date experience. They also explore themes of de-centering age and avoiding a scarcity mindset in mating habits.
- Big Boy
Amelia and Liz debate whether calling a boyfriend "good boy" or "daddy" is worse, amidst a discussion about a fake scenario and high rates of porn addiction.
- 2026 Predictions and Ins & Outs
In this episode, Liz discusses her Ins & Outs, noting that bangs made the list. Amelia shares her predictions for 2026, suggesting that bald will be considered IN.
- Go F*ck Megan
Amelia hosts an episode of The Hoely Hour, discussing an unbelievable AITA story. A listener update is also included.
- A Real Fake B*tch
Liz and Amelia discuss dating trend predictions for 2026.
- My Little Chiquita Banana
The Hoely Hour episode "My Little Chiquita Banana" covers unexpected topics including “shrekking”, female friendships, and the MAGA Civil War. The hosts also offer to discuss individuals chosen by the listener.
- A Discrete Handjob
This episode of The Hoely Hour, titled 'A Discrete Handjob,' covers topics including prenuptial agreements and adult circumcision. It also includes unsubstantiated claims about President DJT.
- The Coconut Did Not Consent
This episode of The Hoely Hour covers the 'TikTok Sexy Chefs' trend, specifically a viral video involving a coconut. The hosts also discuss the changing sentiment around performative males and provide advice to a listener dealing with a di…
- Gooning With Ur Boys
This episode of The Hoely Hour discusses the article The Goon Squad by Daniel Kolitz, originally published in Harper's Magazine. The conversation centers on themes related to the article's exploration of pornography, masturbation, and lone…
- Men's Appreciation Week!
In this episode of The Hoely Hour, hosts Amelia and Liz discuss Men's Appreciation Week. Topics include personal attractions and a mention of declining sexual activity.
- My Boyfriend Is AI
The podcast discusses the increasing use of AI in place of human relationships, citing examples like AI boyfriends and ChatGPT therapists, and suggests a societal trend towards avoiding real human interaction.
- YAPPY HOUR: Small Town Furries
This episode of The Hoely Hour features a discussion on the impact of AI on the furry internet community, explores ideas about relationships and wealth acquisition, and touches on biological aspects of ovaries. It also poses a question abo…
- Sex Magic or Sex Tragic with Leah Knauer
Leah Knauer is the guest on The Hoely Hour. The episode features a game called "Sex Magic or Sex Tragic?" and an oracle card reading by Leah.
- THE BROELY HOUR
The Hoely Hour features boyfriends co-hosting to discuss the male loneliness epidemic, offer advice for couples moving in together, and share thoughts on deserted island essentials.
- REPLAY: Threesome Thots
The Hoely Hour re-airs their top-ranked episode, which discusses threesomes. The episode also includes updates on changes that have occurred since the original recording.
- REPLAY: Lung-popping Masturbation
This is a replay of a popular episode of The Hoely Hour. The episode includes a discussion about intense masturbation, an advertisement for a pornographic pumpkin event read by Liz, and an apology regarding Sydney Sweeney.
- 3 Inch Pecker, feat. Frank
Amelia interviews Frank on The Hoely Hour, exploring questions women may have and sharing surprising penis facts.
- REPLAY: Itty Bitty Tittysode
This is a replay of episode #3, featuring new updates from host Liz. Listeners are assigned homework related to the episode content.
- REPLAY: I Am The Captain Now
This is a replay episode of The Hoely Hour where Amelia reminisces about a favorite episode where she first discussed Frank.
- The Summer I Turned Into A Sociopath feat. Mr. Liz
Mr. Liz and Liz discuss relationship chores and a disturbing story about predatory "coaching" from a creep.
- REPLAY: Attack of the Femcels!
This episode of The Hoely Hour revisits a popular topic, discussing the female delusion calculator, an unusual date situation involving a backpack, and the significance and current challenges of HPV testing.
- REPLAY: Goldilocks & The Three Dicks
This podcast episode is a replay of a previous one.
- YAPPY HOUR: Coldplay Is For Cheaters
This episode of The Hoely Hour, titled "YAPPY HOUR: Coldplay Is For Cheaters," delves into the complexities of infidelity, using Coldplay's song "Fix You" as a backdrop for a jumbotron exposure story. Host Amelia shares her experiences on…
- THOT LEADERS: Getting Fingerblasted At Beetlejuice Musical (The Musical)
This episode covers Amelia learning unexpected common knowledge, the phenomenon of AI girlfriends, and a discussion about the White Trash White House.
- YAPPY HOUR: Ok, Don’t Freak Out
In episode E233 of The Hoely Hour, hosts Liz and Amelia discuss wedding attire, facial filler migration, and the commonality of panic. They touch upon Lauren Sanchez's wedding and the potential downsides of facial fillers.
- THOT LEADERS: Let Sabrina Carpenter Be a Sub
In episode 232, the hosts discuss societal expectations for women, sparked by a debate about Sabrina Carpenter. Additionally, Liz shares that she is starting ketamine therapy.
- YAPPY HOUR: A Flip-flop to the Face
In E231, hosts Liz and Amelia discuss Amelia's birthday celebration, including her hangover. They also read Reddit stories about gaslighters and a bridezilla, and reflect on early 2000s TLC programming.
- YAPPY HOUR: Sydney Sweeney’s Bath Water
The Hoely Hour discusses whether Sydney Sweeney should sell her bath water. Other topics include a hat purchase, height filters on dating apps, and the ethics of pelvic exams.
- FROM THE VAULT: Ex-spiration
This unreleased episode of The Hoely Hour, E229, contains a Reddit story about a wife stalking her husband's ex and a discussion about the character Jim Halpert. The audio quality of the original recording was poor.
- THOT LEADERSHIP: A Woman's Right to Personhood
In E228 of The Hoely Hour, Liz and Amelia discuss the concept of consent in relation to sex dolls and the disturbing case of Adriana Smith, a woman being kept alive as a human incubator.
- YAPPY HOUR: Make It the Girth of My Wrist
This episode discusses the closure of the deepfake porn site MrDeepFakes and touches upon the FDA-approved at-home pap smear. It also explores the concept of partners switching bodies during sexual activity and the potential cost associate…
- MAILBAG: Are You There God? It's Me, The Sacred Feminine
This episode addresses listener questions about men being taught to betray their feminine traits and how to support a friend dealing with addiction.
- YAPPY HOUR: Let Bill Belichick’s Girlfriend Cook
The Hoely Hour podcast covers personal dating experiences, speculates on hypothetical scenarios like a gorilla versus men, questions the necessity of sperm racing, and discusses Jordon Hudson's relationship with Bill Belichick.
- E224 MAILBAG: Help! Your Boyfriends Voted for Trump!
In episode E224, 'Mailbag: Help! Your Boyfriends Voted for Trump!', The Hoely Hour addresses listener concerns about partners voting for Trump and offers advice on navigating relationships and friendships.
- E223 Two Unsolicted Dick Pics
This episode covers issues with dating apps, how to handle friends dating unsuitable men, and a critique of evolving tech bros and charter cities.
- E222 White Lotusode
In episode E222 of The Hoely Hour, unqualified critics discuss the season 3 finale of The White Lotus. The hosts also inquire about listeners' weekly self-care routines.
- E221 The Year Of Edging
The hosts discuss celebrity couples like Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell, Hailey and Justin Bieber, and Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. They also delve into a topic referred to as 'mouth spas'.