The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Comedy
About
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie a...
Episodes
- Courtney Act is Eminently Keen with Trixie and Katya
In this episode, Trixie and Katya, joined by Courtney Act, delve into the word "keen," tracing its origins and discussing its various interpretations from "eager" to a euphemism for romantic or erotic interest. The discussion covers its ev…
- Thank you for Choosing Bald Airlines with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya welcome listeners to "Bald Airlines," an imaginary airline where every seat is first class. They describe the luxurious, albeit outlandish, amenities offered on their flights.
- Kristen Schaal and the Science of "Bricked" with Katya
Kristen Schaal and Katya discuss the science of "Bricked," a coordinated bio-psycho-physiologic process involving cognition, limbic activation, involuntary nervous response, and localized arousal of genital tissues. The episode delves into…
- Bobby and the Ice Queens with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya present a theatrical production titled "Bobby & the Ice Queens." The show is described as a disco-soaked spectacle following Robert Khennady Jr., who leads a double life as a socialite and a nocturnal, debaucherous figure.
- An Open Letter to the Emmys with Trixie and Katya
Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo send an open letter to the Emmys, requesting to be presenters for the Lead Actress category. They express their admiration for the Academy and their readiness for the role.
- A Triumph of Pure Delight with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya discuss the topic of joy and happiness. They share an overflowing symphony of happiness, inviting listeners to experience delight at its most majestic and uncontained.
- The Bride and the Betrothed with Trixie and Katya
Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo invite guests to a theatrical wedding event with a "Baroque Techno Jurassic Gothic Cyborg Barbie Vampire" theme at the Hawthorne Plaza Mall, complete with specific dress code instructions and catering details.
- The Squirtle Spurtle with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya discuss an oatmeal recipe that won the World Porridge Making Championship. The episode "The Squirtle Spurtle" details the ingredients and preparation of this decadent porridge.
- A Motherforking Clusterfluff with Trixie and Katya
In this episode of The Bald and the Beautiful, Trixie and Katya discuss topics such as fame and share their unique perspectives.
- The Last Rites of Eternal Chaos with Trixie and Katya
Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova host a performance titled "The Last Rites of Eternal Chaos." The episode description details a fictional wake with various absurd elements.
- This One Goes Out to All the Buttholes with Trixie and Katya
In this episode, Trixie and Katya from The Bald and the Beautiful discuss the importance of acknowledging and caring for all parts of the body, even those often overlooked.
- A Meditation on Fruit Cups and Resplendence with Trixie and Katya
In this episode, Trixie and Katya discuss a vivid dream involving fruit cups, dance, and celebrities. The conversation explores themes of imagination and reality.
- The Bald and the Breakfast with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya open a new morning restaurant called "The Bald & The Breakfast." They describe various breakfast items they serve, including unique dishes and civet coffee.
- A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya
In this episode of The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya, the hosts discuss a "freshly-peeled lease on life" as described in a letter from Katya Z.
- From Hooves to Haute with Trixie and Katya
This episode of The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya discusses foot care, specifically a service called "From Hooves to Haute" which focuses on foot feminization and beautification. The description details the process and benef…
- 250 Episodes of Dolls Being Dolls with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya commemorate their 250th episode, sharing reflections on their podcast journey, including various topics discussed and personal experiences. They also mention the presence of black mold and their efforts in remediation.
- The Silence of the Hooves with Trixie and Katya
In this episode, a ghost antelope named Silas P. Hoofman, whose taxidermied head hangs above Katya's bed, aims to haunt her dreams and break her spirit with his spectral presence. The episode features Trixie and Katya.
- The Twelfth Day After Christmas with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya discuss their post-Christmas reflections, an A-list party, and other holiday season events. They share humorous stories from their experiences during the festive period.
- A Paranormal New Year's Eve with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya discuss the past year and their hopes for the new year. They share a New Year's message of goodwill and cheer.
- Daphne Guinness and the Anarchy of Creativity with Katya
Daphne Guinness, presented as a fashion model, curator, writer, musician, and actor, is featured on The Bald and the Beautiful with Katya. The discussion focuses on themes of aristocracy, absurdity, and creativity.
- How to Use Double Entendres with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya discuss the use of double entendres. They share jokes and comedic pauses, building to a humorous session.
- Lushious Massacr's Plan for World Peace Through the Booty Hole with Trixie and Katya
Lushious Massacr presents a plan for global peace. This declaration asserts that unexpected sources can guide humanity toward its ultimate destiny, as discussed with Trixie and Katya.
- The Cream Nation Sensation! with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya discuss "Cream Nation," a new dance craze. They describe it as a sensational dance sweeping the country, involving specific movements that evoke the image of making a sundae.
- Kim Chi's Love Affair with Public Libraries with Trixie and Katya
Kim Chi joins Trixie and Katya to discuss her love for public libraries. She emphasizes their civic generosity, offering free resources and empowering individuals in their communities.
- Observational Cinematic Compulsion Disorder with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya discuss Observational Cinematic Compulsion Disorder. This condition involves involuntary visual fixation on a neighbor's in-flight audiovisual display, even without sound. They explore its characteristics and associated be…
- The Trixie Mattel Center for Turntable Excellence with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya introduce "The Trixie Mattel Center for Turntable Excellence," detailing instructional topics such as cross-fader voltage modulation, cue-point bias alignment, and real-time pitch control for aspiring disc technicians.
- Your Fingers are Rivers of Intention with Trixie and Katya
In this episode, Trixie and Katya discuss the importance of typing skills. They also offer motivational advice for improving typing speed, referencing a fictional typing school program.
- Elvira's Planet of the Glamazonian Ghouls with Trixie
In this episode, Trixie Mattel sits down with Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, Cassandra Peterson. They discuss Elvira's cookbook, "Elvira’s Cookbook from Hell," and share various stories.
- Let No Bannister Go Un-Cobwebbed with Trixie and Katya
Trixie Mattel shares her Halloween decorating plans, detailing her intention to transform her home with extensive spooky decor, including animatronic ravens and large skeletons for All Hallows' Eve. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp,…
- Bosco and Goblin Drag Prerequisites with Katya
Katya Zamolodchikova and guest Bosco discuss various topics related to drag, including adhesive textile engineering, gender-affirming massages, and the macroeconomics of the Brazilian Butt Lift. They also touch on goblin-mode operations in…
- Bob the Drag Queen Heralds the Birth of Katya's Pussycat with Katya
In this episode, Bob the Drag Queen joins Trixie and Katya. The discussion revolves around the dramatic and exaggerated story of the "birth of Katya's Pussycat."
- Irene The Alien's Ephemeral Visit to the Terrestrial Realm with Katya
In this episode, Irene The Alien converses with Katya. They discuss Irene's early exit from Drag Race, dresses, and ranking films. The conversation is framed as a meditation on glamour and exile.
- Wigs, Weapons & Wisdom: A Three-Act Tête-à-Tête with Trixie and Katya
In this episode, Trixie and Katya discuss the cultural significance of wigs. They also analyze the themes of the cinematic work "Weapons" and share insights on identity, power, and performance.
- RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Eps 11 to 14: "Le Finalé Débonnaire Extraordinaire" with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya recap episodes 11 through 14 of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7. They discuss their memories and insights from the season finale.
- RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Eps 9 & 10: "Prancing, Poo, and Panache" with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya review RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7, Episodes 9 and 10. They discuss the Divine Comedy challenge and the makeover episode.
- RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Ep 8: "Cosmic Twins Rising" with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya discuss Episode 8 of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7, focusing on the "Conjoined Queens" makeover challenge. They talk about the queens' performances, including Trixie's return and other eliminations.
- RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Eps 5, 6, & 7: "Wigs, Woe, & Redemption" with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya discuss Episodes 5, 6, and 7 of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7. They recall challenges such as Shakespearean tragedy, Snatch Game, and Ru Hollywood Stories.
- RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Ep 4: "A Soufflé of Judgement & Humiliation" with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya discuss Episode 4 of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7, focusing on their experiences with judgment, humiliation, and nostalgia. They share their perspectives on the episode's events and their impact.
- RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Ep 3: "ShakesQueer, Sewing, & Excuses" with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya review RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Episode 3, discussing sewing challenges, zipper malfunctions, and judge critiques. They cover the drama and challenges faced by contestants.
- RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Ep 2: "Trauma & Moby" with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya discuss their experiences on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Episode 2, focusing on the challenges, high tensions, and the emotional impact of success and failure during the competition. They also touch on their approach to an…
- RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Ep 1: "Origins" with Trixie and Katya
Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova revisit their time on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7, sharing stories about their entrances, personal revelations, and critiques from Michelle Visage. They recount backstage experiences and reflections o…
- The Land of a Thousand Fjords: Live from Norway with Trixie and Katya!
Trixie and Katya record live from Norway, navigating local wildlife and military parades. They discuss topics including recreational pharmaceuticals, high school reunions, and telephone use in restrooms.
- Stockholm Syndrome: Live from Sweden with Trixie and Katya!
Trixie and Katya record live from Stockholm, Sweden. They discuss various aspects of Swedish culture and experiences, including local customs and attractions.
- Tammie Brown's Tallywhacker Extravaganza with Trixie and Katya
Tammie Brown joins Trixie and Katya to discuss various topics including real estate in Provincetown, the social and political aspects of dyeing pubic hair, and her experiences with reality television. They also touch on cosmic wisdom and h…
- Deep Emotional Healing Through Home Decor with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya explore deep emotional healing through home decor. The episode describes transforming a home with various eclectic pieces from World Market following a breakup, finding joy and a new beginning through vibrant international…
- Pokémon 101 is Now in Session with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya discuss new Pokémon, Trixioohh and Katya Zamoirrra. They describe their types, moves, and unique characteristics as part of a Pokémon 101 session.
- Book a Ride with Beyonce's Balloons Today! with Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya introduce Beyoncé's Balloons, a luxury hot air balloon service. They describe the experience, which includes flights over Mexico City and various unique features.
- Welcome to Bald's Gym! with Trixie and Katya
In this episode, Trixie and Katya introduce "Bald's Gym," a humorous take on fitness that promotes sculpting the body into soft and creamy forms, rather than traditional muscular ideals. They use playful metaphors related to dairy products…
- Kristen Schaal and the Relativity of Time & Collarbones with Trixie and Katya
Kristen Schaal is a guest on The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya. They discuss a range of subjects during the episode.
- Lifting the Gossamer Curtain to the Other Side with Trixie and Katya
In this episode, Trixie and Katya explore the concept of past lives with humorous historical anecdotes. They delve into a fictional aristocratic past, highlighting absurd situations and characters.