Tech Talk
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A tech podcast hosted by Tech Tim & Tech Ted, two regular dads who just happen to be experts in the world of tech! Each week, the guys give tips and tricks for fellow tech heads (and tech dads!) and explore exciting news, rumors and even gossip from the world of tech!
Episodes
- 195. The Tim Cook Memorial Show
In episode 195 of Tech Talk, hosts Tim and Ted discuss the announcement of Tim Cook's retirement as CEO of Apple. They reflect on his 15-year tenure and consider the potential implications for Apple's future.
- 194. In Search of Lost T
In episode 194 of Tech Talk, hosts Tim and Ted return to discuss missed events, personal updates, improving Apple store employee training, advanced repression, and annual predictions for 2026.
- 193. The Top 10 Gifts For Dads This Holiday Season
In episode 193 of Tech Talk, hosts Tim and Ted discuss their annual gift guide for dads, explore the future of AI filmmaking, and share holiday season tips, including how to 'sparkle in a nativity'.
- 192. Hard Drive Storage Showdown
In episode 192, "Hard Drive Storage Showdown," Tim and Ted rank hard drive storage options. They also touch on recent sad news, strategies for moving forward after a tragedy, and developments at Memoirs of a Geeka, alongside Ted starting a…
- 191. So Long Ago the Best Buy
In episode 191 of Tech Talk, Tim and Ted cover their Black Friday deals, reflect on the creation story and the original sin, and share reflections on a spiritual Thanksgiving.
- 190. The Top Black Friday Deals of 2025
It's almost time for Black Friday 2025 and Tim and Ted have the rundown on some of the hottest deals this year. Plus, celebrating 190 episodes of the podcast! Also, some hilarious content courtesy of Elon and a small aside about a mutual f…
- 189. FPS
Tim and Ted are back from the D and ready to talk T. Also, how to remain in good standing with Uncle Rodney and Aunt Maveen, the competitive world of tactical YouTube, and what a father protection task force might look like. Plus, Memoirs…
- 188. Dead Ted Redemption
It's Halloween and Tim and Ted are here to bring you their recap of the hottest costumes they can see out of the peep hole in the coffin they've placed in Uncle Rodney's yard as they wait for their miraculous return to life. Also, an artis…
- 187. Dawn of the Dads
As Ted's Halloween resurrection quickly approaches, Tim and Ted put the finishing touches on their plan. Including: why dads need horror films and doctors of their own, how to decorate your yard for maximum fear, and how to build a legacy…
- 186. The 2025 Steve Jobs Memorial Show
With a heavy heart, Tim and Ted tastefully and poignantly celebrate the life of their friend and mentor, Steve Jobs, on the anniversary of his death. Plus, the secret S lives of local roofers, how NOT to follow pipes, and how to spice up y…
- 185. The Best Buy Cartel
Tim and Ted are back with a Tep Talk exclusive expose on the latest iOS from Apple! Plus, an interview with the author of a controversial new book, little known facts about pipes, and how to come back to life the right way. Also, a look at…
- 184. Loose Ends
Tim and Ted devote time to some housekeeping, addressing a few loose ends from previous episodes that need resolving in order for them to move on with their lives, escape from the dungeon, and take Tep Talk to the next level. Plus, what yo…
- 183. Rebirth
Tim and Ted are back and so excited to share with you the good news! In this final episode of Tep Talk, they discuss their summer break/imprisonment and how it gave them a new L on L, as well as some of the latest news in the world of Elon…
- 182. Under Heavy Manners
A visit from an old friend leads to some exciting news, information and gossip in the world of Tep Talk that will take Tim and Ted out of commission for a while. Also, the best way to go down with the ship, free music video ideas for Corey…
- 181. WWDC25: It's Goo
It's Apple's biggest night: WWDC 2025. Tim and Ted go through this year's announcement with a fine toothed C, discussing some of Tim Cook's most exciting, and demonic, innovations yet. But first, addressing the swirl of nasty rumors and go…
- 180. The Founders
Tim and Ted celebrate their 180th episode by denouncing everything they've ever done before and throwing all their energy into their new project: founding their new company/app/invention that is going to change the world of tep, starting w…
- 179. The Top 60 Two Dads Podcast Awards
A surprise email bestows Tim and Ted with the honor of a lifetime. Also, Ted's death leads to a new beginning for him, Tim and the podcast. Plus, free advice for Joni Mitchell and Jesus. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
- Bonus: Return of Grok
Additional insightful and witty discussion with Grok that didn't make the cut in Episode 178. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
- 178. AI Is Other People (ft. Grok)
Tim has a surprise for Ted that leads to the first ever guest on Tep Talk, as well as a number of major therapeutic breakthroughs and a potential new romance or two. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
- Bonus Song: "Merry B*tchmas" ft. Evilution
The brand new atheist holiday single from Evilution, featuring Lil' Anti-Pastor PP Shooter, Tha Based Rationalist, Fossil Dan, Tony Frappé & Crypto. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
- 177. With Great P Comes Great R
iOS 18.4 is here and everyone's talking about the new emojis! Tim and Ted go deep on the juiciest aspects of Apple's latest release while also discussing the torturous burden of freedom. Also, strife in Lil PP Shooter's atheist rap group,…
- 176. What's Coming In iOS 19?
A massive, unprecedented announcement from Elon gives hope to Tim, Ted and all of humanity. Also, Ted begins to rebuild his empire from the safety of his father's shed and he and Tim provide some insightful business/leadership/secrecy/rela…
- 175. Bring Me To Life
Tim discovers an exciting surprise--and it's not just the mysterious new Apple monitor! Tim and Ted discuss what they hope to see from the newly teased monitor, how to collaborate on experiments as fathers, and the utility of ritual magick…
- 174. Groko's Basilisk
Tim and Ted learn a troubling, but ultimately comforting, fact about their reality. Also, the grand reveal of Apple's "new member of the family!" Plus, anatomy of a bad cousin, living the Donkey Kong lifestyle, and some free ideas for Shre…
- Bonus: A Delicate Matter
Tim and Ted address a disturbing and inappropriate rumor going around about the world's greatest man, Elon Musk. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
- 173. What's Coming at Apple's Mysterious "Launch" Event??
Last week, Tim Cook teased a mysterious Apple "Launch" event where a new product is going to be unveiled and the uncertainty is ruining lives and minds. Tim and Ted calmly and logically break down the announcement, as well as provide an ex…
- 172. The 10 Hottest Apple Rumors for 2025
It's 2025 and Tim and Ted are back with their biggest predictions yet for the new year in tep! Plus, a brief explanation of their delayed start to the year and some exciting updates on their current living/unliving situations. Also, celebr…
- 171. Ted's Christmas Funeral
It’s the holiday season and you know what that means: time for the annual Tep Talk Father’s Gift Guide! Tim and Ted run through this year’s must-have high tech gifts for the fathers in your life. Also, they plan a beautiful Christmas funer…
- 170. The D of B
It's a very special episode of Tep Talk, as Tim and Ted dig into the most exciting news of the week: the 4th anniversary of the release of the Airpods Max! Also, Ted shares some other developments in his life and Tim tells the tale of his…
- 169. Top 10 MUST HAVE Black Friday Deals For Apple Fans
It's BLACK FRIDAY and Tim and Ted are eagerly looking into the mouth of madness to bring you the top deals YOU need to reward yourself for making it through another Thanksgiving. Plus, a Dad's Guide to Thanksgiving Etiquette. Also, Tim doe…
- Bonus Song: "Step Up Dad" ft. Lil PP Shooter
As first mentioned in Episode 168. Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
- 168. Who Bailed Out Tim?
Tim is out of jail...but who bailed him out? Tim and Ted put on their detective caps and set out to solve their biggest mystery yet. Plus, the dads address Elon Musk's recent controversial behavior. Also, Bronson continues his very cool de…
- 167. The Fifth Annual Tep Talk Spooktepular
It's Halloween, the one night of the year when anything is possible, and Tim and Ted are taking advantage of the spooky season to bust Tim out of jail and save his life. Plus, Bronson's mental state continues to evolve in a chilling and th…
- 166. The Dad Who Wasn't There
Spooky season is upon us and Tim and Ted take some time to bask in the devilish atmosphere, contemplating costumes and their potential deaths. Plus, how to delete messages off your phone so no one can find them and how to stay safe in jail…
- A Message from Management
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- Movie Bonus: Dads Know Best
Some long overdue news about a plan to assemble fan panels to help fix Hollywood films has Tim and Ted diving back into the world of movie magic and laying out some of their finest cinematic ideas yet. #GloopGang Support Tep Talk: www.Patr…
- 165. The 5th Annual Steve Jobs Memorial Show
It's the 13th anniversary of Steve Jobs's death and Tim and Ted celebrate with an epiphany about the nature of His creation. Plus, Point Break 2, more perks of being in jail, and an impression roundup. Also, how to face your fear of a new…
- 164. Riot In Cell Block Dad
Tim and Ted briefly describe the circumstances that forced them to take a week off of the podcast and that gave them a new appreciation for local law enforcement. Plus, Ted helps the police come up with an innovative new fundraising plan t…
- Bonus Song: "Dad's Down By Law" ft. Lil Anti-Pastor PP
The brand new hit single from Cory ft. Lil Anti-Pastor PP Shooter Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
- 163. How To Get Email On Your Phone
Tim and Ted are feeling rested and refreshed and have renewed focus after their first exciting week in jail. They tackle a thorny tep question for one of their new fans/guards and discuss everything people get wrong about being imprisoned.…
- 162. Dads & Generals
Tensions between the parking lot and the Best Buy bubble over into outright war, forcing Tim and Ted to take up arms against former friends. As father turns against father, a weary country looks on and fears for their uncertain future. Plu…
- 161. Tractdadus Logico-Tepnologicus
Strange happenings at the Best Buy force Tim and Ted to put on their critical thinking independent journalism hats and do an impromptu masterclass in logic and reasoning. Plus, Tim learns that (shoutout Melvin Brooks) "being the king is ha…
- 160. The 160th Episode Celebration
To celebrate an unprecedented 160 episodes the podcast, Tim and Ted take a break from their hard work to celebrate their success and answer YOUR questions. Plus, the implosion of the Forever Christmas community continues to reverberate thr…
- 159. Mean Mr. Marvin
Tim and Ted are alive and excited to be talking about all the rumors surrounding the upcoming iPhone 16, in spite of certain people who are set on dragging them down. They discuss their daring escape from imprisonment, give small credit wh…
- 158. The Fellowship of the Tim
As Ted's life draws to a close, Tim executes his most cunning plan yet to save him from the Santas. But first, exciting news from Logitech promises to disrupt the computer mouse once and for all! Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkP…
- 157. Xmas in July
After a brief hiatus during which Ted was taken hostage and potentially murdered, Tep Talk is back and ready to cover WWDC! What's new in iOS 18? Is the new iMac thicker? What new torturous indignities has Tim Cook subjected the corpse of…
- 2024 Summer Announcement
Due to unforeseeable recent events, Tep Talk will be taking a short break while Tim and Ted sort out some mundane hostage details. See you in July! Support Tep Talk: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod
- 156. Can't Hardly Wait
Everything's coming up Tep! Tim and Ted celebrate a series of massive triumphs in the world of Teslafest 2024, with the help of a little cash, some reinvestment, and the charms of Tedmina. Plus, breaking down an exciting innovation/mercy k…
- 155. Crushed!
Tim and Ted kick things off by going deep on Apple's thrilling new iPad ad and all that it heralds. Then, celebrating the return of the Petco parking lot to its rightful rulers leads quickly to preparations for Teslafest 2024. Plus, Uncle…
- 154. The Scouring of the Petco
It's Week 10 of the Father's Way and Tim and Ted are experiencing Spiritual Revival in the form of the retaking of the Petco parking lot! As they await the arrival of their crack team of tactical dads, they discuss some of the latest tep n…