Story Pirates

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About

The award-winning Story Pirates Podcast takes stories written by kids and turns them into sketch comedy and songs. Made up of talented comedians, songwriters, and frequent celebrity guests, the Story Pirates inspire kids to create, bringing laughter to kids and grownups of all ages with hilarious sketches, catchy original songs from all genres, and interviews with the creative geniuses behind the stories… kids! Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/

Episodes

  • Hair Hospital/The Real Reason Why Dinosaurs Went Extinct (feat. Hari Kondabolu)

    This Story Pirates episode features two new stories: "Hair Hospital," a song about a place for health and hair care, and "The Real Reason Why Dinosaurs Went Extinct," about scientists and a pit of spicy stuff. Hari Kondabolu is a special g…

  • Deep Cuts #12: Space Stories

    Story Pirates presents Deep Cuts #12 focusing on space stories. This episode features "The Squirrel Astronaut," "Space Llama," and "Anti-Body Man" from their archives.

  • The Attack of the Dino Nuggets/The Case of the Missing Art

    This Story Pirates episode features two new stories: \"The Attack of the Dino Nuggets\" by Zach, a 12-year-old from Colorado, and \"The Case of the Missing Art\" by 8-year-old Nigel from Washington, D.C. Rolo and Baby With a Mustache also…

  • Fashion Snail/My Impossible Vest (feat. Elyse Myers)

    This Story Pirates episode features theater maker Elyse Myers, who discusses changing the world. It includes two stories written by children, "Fashion Snail" and "My Impossible Vest," as well as additional stories from kids. Elyse Myers' b…

  • DJ Squirm-a-Lot's Spring Break Mixtape 2026

    DJ Squirm-a-Lot, a worm and DJ, reveals his plan for a party and shares a Spring Break mixtape.

  • The Kid That Has a Bad Name/CatsNews

    This Story Pirates episode features two new stories written by kids, "The Kid That Has a Bad Name" and "CatsNews." The hosts also read more stories written by kids in Story Love.

  • Super Ant

    This Story Pirates episode features "Super Ant," a story by an 8-year-old author. The narrative explores a superhero character who may not always do good deeds.

  • Self Driving Cars/The Birth of Soup

    This Story Pirates episode includes "Self Driving Cars," a story about technology gone awry, and "The Birth of Soup," about the creation of hot liquid. Also featured are more kid-written stories in Story Love.

  • The Library Adventure

    This Story Pirates episode features "The Library Adventure," a story about becoming immersed in books, written by 6-year-old Annika from Maine. The episode also mentions resources for submitting stories and educational programs.

  • The Popular Girl Who Was Actually a Tortoise/The Cat That Had a Trumpet

    This episode features two new stories: "The Popular Girl Who Was Actually a Tortoise" and "The Cat That Had a Trumpet." The hosts also share additional stories written by children in a segment called Story Love.

  • Pockets/The Evil Calendar

    This Story Pirates episode features two new stories: "Pockets" by 12-year-old Scarlett from Wisconsin, and "The Evil Calendar" by 6-year-old Aidan from the UK. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in Story Love.

  • The Great Californian Adventure That Could Have Been So Much Better Than It Was

    This Story Pirates podcast episode presents a new story collaboratively written by members of the Story Pirates Creator Club. The episode also includes information about upcoming Create a Story sessions and Creator Club membership benefits.

  • Alfred and the Broken Cup/Princess Lemon and the Tennis Tournament (feat. Kate Micucci)

    This Story Pirates episode features two new stories: "Alfred and the Broken Cup" and "Princess Lemon and the Tennis Tournament." Kate Micucci is also a guest.

  • The Grouchy Friends/The Girl Who Never Fell Asleep (feat. Jeff Hiller and Hannah Solow)

    This Story Pirates episode presents two new stories: “The Grouchy Friends,” a song about two friends, a horse and a bear, learning to get along, and “The Girl Who Never Fell Asleep,” a story about a mom with surprising ideas for winding do…

  • Farmageddon

    This Story Pirates podcast episode, titled "Farmageddon," features a story written by 10-year-old Logan from Texas. The story is about a child who becomes trapped inside a movie and must discover a way to escape.

  • Penny the Multi-Talented Girl/Husbordes (feat. Glo Tavarez)

    This Story Pirates episode features two new stories: "Penny the Multi-Talented Girl" by Mia, a 9-year-old from the UK, and "Husbordes" by Olivia, a 14-year-old from Texas. Glo Tavarez is a guest.

  • The Birthday Fiasco/The Backwards Hat

    This episode features two new stories: "The Birthday Fiasco" and "The Backwards Hat." The first story is about birthday gift robberies, and the second is about a magic top hat that turns things topsy-turvy. Additionally, more stories writt…

  • The Mosquito Chef/Suing Dinos

    This episode of Story Pirates features two new stories: 'The Mosquito Chef,' written by Shalva, Adiv, and Elena, and 'Suing Dinos,' by Olaniyi and Olaiya. The episode also includes more stories written by kids in 'Story Love.'

  • Buried Treasure: The Boy Who Mailed Himself to Australia/The Story of the Plumber’s Hideous Yodels (S4E12)

    This Story Pirates episode, originally aired on March 11, 2021, features "The Boy Who Mailed Himself to Australia" and "The Story of the Plumber’s Hideous Yodels." The podcast transforms into the Johnny Blobfish Show for this classic episo…

  • Introducing: Smash Boom Best!

    Story Pirates introduces Smash Boom Best, a debate show for kids from the Brains On Universe. This episode features a debate between Tag and Hide and Seek, with Story Pirates Nick Kanellis and Peter McNerney.

  • The Ancient History of Mr. Lollypants and His 27 Tears

    This Story Pirates Podcast episode features "The Ancient History of Mr. Lollypants and His 27 Tears," a new story. The story was written by members of the Story Pirates Creator Club.

  • The Horrible Pizza/Demons

    The Story Pirates celebrate National Referee Day with two new stories: "The Horrible Pizza" and "Demons." They also read more kids\

  • Bob’s Impossible Pants/The Weird Inventor (feat. Matt Oberg)

    The Story Pirates podcast features an episode with two new stories: “Bob’s Impossible Pants,” about cursed pants, and “The Weird Inventor,” about a creative builder. The episode also includes a segment called Story Love, reading more stori…

  • DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Thanksgiving Mixtape 2025

    DJ Squirm-a-Lot presents his latest Thanksgiving mixtape for 2025, ideal for holiday travel. This year's mixtape features a Thanksgiving celebration on the beach.

  • Clem and Gemp’s Camp/Super Banana Man

    Rachel and Nimene face fears while playing haunted mini-golf. The episode features two stories: “Clem and Gemp’s Camp” by Parker, and “Super Banana Man” by Lia. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids.

  • Alligator Droppings/Bees in the Ballot Box

    The Story Pirates begin their journey to StoryTellerCon. This episode features two new stories: 'Alligator Droppings' by 10-year-old Jocelyn and 'Bees in the Ballot Box' by 9-year-old Trevor. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by…

  • The Bed/Do Not Disturb (feat. Alison Pill)

    The Story Pirates Podcast returns for season 8 with new stories "The Bed" and "Do Not Disturb." This episode introduces a new segment, "Story Love," featuring actor Alison Pill.

  • Season 8 Trailer

    The Story Pirates Podcast announces its eighth season, premiering on November 6th. This episode is a trailer for the upcoming season.

  • Season 8 Announcement

    The Story Pirates Podcast announces season 8, beginning November 6th. The new season will feature new stories, songs, and adventures with the Story Pirates crew.

  • Were-Puppy

    This episode of Story Pirates features a story about a "Were-Puppy," written by siblings Blake and Park from Minnesota. The discussion revolves around the cuteness of baby creatures, including werewolves.

  • The Stinky Cheese

    This Story Pirates podcast episode features "The Stinky Cheese," a story crafted by a 10-year-old writer named Eleanor. It is noted as having the "stinkiest cheese yet" among their collection of stories.

  • Nuclear Spaghetti

    This Story Pirates episode features "Nuclear Spaghetti," a new story written by 10-year-old Henry from California. The story is dedicated to picky eaters.

  • Excessive Work Out Guy and the Revenge of the Gym Equipment

    This Story Pirates podcast episode tells the story of an "Excessive Work Out Guy" and the "Revenge of the Gym Equipment." The story was written by Naomi, age 10, and Max, age 7, from Canada. It features a character who goes to the gym at m…

  • The Boy Who Ate Orange Seeds

    This episode features a story about a boy who grows an orange tree in his stomach, creating various business opportunities. The story was written by a 9-year-old from Uganda named Elias.

  • Muffin of Doom: The Greatest Game of Parkour Hide and Seek (feat. Koo Koo)

    This Story Pirates episode includes a new story written by members of the Story Pirates Creator Club. It also features a special edition of Roll Call with Bryan and Neil from the band Koo Koo.

  • DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Back to School Mixtape 2025

    DJ Squirm-a-Lot's Back to School Mixtape 2025 is an episode of the Story Pirates podcast. It features the world's most famous worm DJ.

  • Buried Treasure: Every Midnight I Turn Into a Wolf/The Case of the Missing Files (S3E20)

    This Story Pirates episode is part of the "Buried Treasure" series, re-airing a classic episode from May 7, 2020. The episode features the Story Pirates visiting a planet that wants them to hang out and have fun.

  • Buried Treasure: Animal Week/The Doughnut Is Right (S2E11)

    This episode of Story Pirates features a classic story from the archives, revisiting the Isle of Monsters. It originally aired on April 18, 2019.

  • Buried Treasure: Sandwich Day/A Girl With Superpowers (S1E10)

    This Story Pirates episode, "Buried Treasure: Sandwich Day/A Girl With Superpowers," revisits a classic from the archives. It features Rachel's first trip to a high bucket with a lookie loo, originally aired on January 25, 2018.

  • Special Episode from Million Bazillion

    Bridget and Ryan from Story Pirates answer a listener's question about why different countries use different currencies. They discuss various examples like the U.S. dollar, Mexican peso, and Japanese yen, explaining the historical and prac…

  • Buried Treasure: A Hamster’s Workday/Backstroke Raptor (S2E1)

    This Story Pirates episode, titled “Buried Treasure,” features two classic songs and the story of Siegfried the Orange. It is a throwback to the first episode of season 2, originally aired on January 31st, 2019.

  • The Real Mount Rushmore

    This Story Pirates episode explores the story behind Mount Rushmore, based on a contribution from young writers Rorey, Ryan, and Larsen from North Carolina.

  • The Gum

    This Story Pirates podcast episode features a story by 8-year-old Kathryn from Nebraska about gum and dogs. Listeners can join the Creator Club for ad-free and bonus episodes.

  • Gorblefunks

    This episode of Story Pirates introduces listeners to Gorblefunks. The story is written by brothers Nicolas & Daniel from Eswatini.

  • Purple Hot Dog

    This Story Pirates episode features a story by 9-year-old Clara from Colorado. The story is about a purple hot dog who is a substitute teacher.

  • The Exploding Pig and the Snarky Calculator: A Suspenseful and Saucy Saga

    This bonus episode of the Story Pirates Podcast features a new story created by members of the Story Pirates Creator Club. Information about how to join upcoming virtual "Create a Story" sessions and other Creator Club benefits is also pro…

  • DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s 4th of July Mixtape 2025

    DJ Squirm-a-Lot hosts a 4th of July Mixtape featuring Story Pirates songs. The episode celebrates summer with music.

  • The Ice Skating Penguin (feat. Wow in the World)

    This is a crossover episode between the podcasts Story Pirates and Wow in the World. It features a new story titled "The Ice Skating Penguin" by 9-year-old Alice from Pennsylvania.

  • Bear’s Forest Days

    In this Story Pirates episode, a story by 9-year-old author Belle from Oklahoma explores the nature of narrators. The episode delves into a narrative titled "Bear’s Forest Days."

  • The Real Reason Why Aliens Go to Farms

    This Story Pirates episode explores a story about crop circles and aliens, written by a 12-year-old. The episode centers on the concept of alien visits to farms.