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About
Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Email them with your own sticky situations: IfIWereYouShow@gmail.com
Episodes
- If I Were You: Monday's Musings
This episode of Segments, titled 'If I Were You: Monday's Musings,' covers topics including weddings, movies, and soccer.
- If I Were You: COYS BOYS
This episode of Segments, titled "If I Were You: COYS BOYS," covers discussions on practical cars, practical advice, and includes mentions of the Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.
- If I Were You: Swinging
This episode of Segments, titled 'If I Were You: Swinging,' covers topics including double dates, double names, and compliment sandwiches.
- Bonus IF I WERE YOU (from Patreon)
This bonus episode of IF I WERE YOU discusses blizzards, threesomes, and garbage. The episode is available for viewing as a video on Patreon.
- Bonus Segment Story Time!
This bonus episode of Segments offers a preview of a Patreon segment, including a discussion about a recent wager and a 'big fast' with guest Geoffrey James.
- 95: Final Episode
We go out with a bang, discussing poetry, wedding invitations, and guessing ages. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
- 94: Penultimate Episode
Enough memory lane, in this episode we look forward to next week… and beyond. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
- 93: Labor Day of Love
In this episode we discuss the highlights and lowlights of our decade podcasting. 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code segments at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/segments…
- 92: Blind Rank
In this episode we discuss hot sauces, long pees, and Jake’s old hobbies. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
- 91: Rejection Notice
In this episode we talk about making money, making memories, and back pain. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy…
- 90: Random State of Mind
In this episode play a few games and stroll down the memory lane of various states. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com…
- 89: Italia-no
In this episode we discuss our show ending, our belly buttons beginning, and Italian restaurants. 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code segments at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://sai…
- 88: Top 100
In this episode we discuss popular websites, popular tourist attractions, and unpopular heights. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at http…
- 87: Hardly Memorizing
In this episode we discuss being handymen, being smart men, and testing our memory. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com…
- 86: Poetry or No-etry Again
In this episode we hop around Wikipedia and memory lane! Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-inf…
- 85: I Really Don’t Care, Do You?
In this episode we discuss aging, lizards, and movie stars. 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code segments at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/segments ⛵ Advertise on&n…
- Bonus: Funky Toenail (2019)
In this episode we discuss our grandparents, our feet, and our weddings. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do…
- 84: Would You Rather
In this episode we discuss pants, thongs, lizards and MORE! Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-…
- 83: Weird Photo
In this episode we discuss peptides, dentists and Gengis Khan. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-…
- 82: Highs and Lows
In this episode we discuss Jake’s absence, Amir’s dreams, and guess candle scents. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/…
- 81: Stand Up Comedy
In this episode we talk about growing, changing, and why Amir almost quit comedy forever. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art…
- 80: Adam Di-Rankmo (w/Adam DiMarco!)
In this episode, we catch up with an old friend, then make him rank 20 bad things. Catch Adam DiMarco on Overcompensating only on Amazon Prime. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art…
- 79: Report Card
In this episode Jake grades Amir for some reason, then we play a rousing rendition of Truth or Date. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…
- 78: DOUBLE RANKOR
In this episode we draft embarrassing things, then discuss DND. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell…
- 77: Holistic Vet
In this episode we discuss professional vets, amateur scalpers, and play another rousing edition of Maine Trail. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac…
- 76: Maine Trail 2 – Cecil’s Revenge
In this episode we discuss going east, then going west. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info…
- 75: Passover and Easter
In this episode we discuss old traditions, old emails, and playing matchmaker. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priv…
- 74: Maine Trail
In this episode we discuss great states, great ranks, and everything in between. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/pr…
- 73: Jake's Substack
In this episode we talk yards, blogs and RANKER. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
- 72: Scandalous Cancel
In this episode, we discuss White Lotus, drugs, and getting on the same wavelength. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com…
- 71: March Madness 10
In this episode we create a scandal and a few Jake and Amirs. The Ambies - https://www.ambies.com/theshow RSVP here to attend The Ambies on March 31st in Chicago! Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Po…
- 70: Casey's Movie
In this episode, fellow Headgum friend Casey Donahue joins us to play Jake or Amir and discuss his feature film! Donate to the Kickstarter here ! Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.…
- 69: If I Were You
In this episode we wax about wax, and bring back some unsolicited advice. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#d…
- 68: Jake & Amir Scripts
In this episode we read writings and rank shamings. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
- 67: RANCOR
In this episode we play a few games, remember a few movies, and share some embarrassing moments. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at http…
- 66: 0 to 200
In this episode we play some games, mock some interviews, and talk dairy. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#d…
- 65: Role Reversal
In this episode we break down last week and look forward to the future. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-…
- 64: 0 to 100
In this episode we try to get on the same wavelength… and fail. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not…
- 63: Blind Karaoke
In this episode we play three games, each better than the last. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell…
- 62: Calling Fans
In this episode we talk to some listeners, and plan Amir's birthday. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not…
- 61: True or False Winter Break
In this episode we discuss our time off and a few movies we saw recently. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#d…
- Bonus: Bread Sandwich (2020)
In this episode we discuss country clubs, our first jobs, and high school crushes. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/…
- Bonus: Happy Ending (2020)
In this episode we discuss sensual massages, Craigslist roommates, and reading your partner’s text messages. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy No…
- 60: So Sick
In this episode we look back at 2024, and beyond to 2025 and all the way to the distant future: 2026. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…
- 59: Brasil
In this episode we call some fans, we call some bluffs, and recall some dates. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com…
- 58: Weird
In this episode we discuss dead celebrities, live ad reads, and whether it’s normal to order cereal at a diner. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ…
- 57: Let’s Get Personal
In this episode we get invasive, we get up to date, and we add a new spin on an old classic. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://…
- 56: Phrontistery
In this episode we discuss fake tweets, real questions, and three equally amazing poems. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art1…
- 55: Real vs Fake
In this episode we play J&A trivia, picture detective, and another rousing edition of WOULD YOU DO THAT? Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice…
- 54: Billboards
In this episode we discuss our bet, our characters, and how Jake would rank things. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com…