Segment City
Comedy
About
Each week two friends create new and reoccurring segments. The twist? They don't know what segments the other has prepared try to make each other laugh.
Episodes
- Segment City Episode 244 - Baby Born in a Waymo Taxi
May I present a sign of the stupid dystopia we live in: The fact that a woman gave birth in the back of a self driving car. Next up, probably a drone that drops live venomous snakes into people’s homes or something... This week on the podc…
- Segment City Episode 243 - Drunken Raccoon Rampage
Hey man, you gonna eat that trash? You know I love you man, almost as much as I love these hamburger scraps. This week on the podcast Theo and Will try to figure out what the deal with karaoke is and why people love it. They also talk thro…
- Segment City Episode 242 - Take a Fart Walk
Hanging out with family or friends for a big meal like Thanksgiving? Why not take a “fart walk” to help with digestion. Take the family along with you! Toot together! Doctor’s orders. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Thanksgiv…
- Segment City Episode 241 - Hot. Ice Cream. Sippable, Baby
Hot ice cream. Pretty self explanatory. What? You think it's just melted ice cream? WRONG you bing bong, how could you think that? This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss a promotion that rewards people for sharing cookies with thei…
- Segment City Episode 240 - Who is Mr. Fantasy?
Who could Mr. Fantasy possibly be? Could it be the guy that lists on his Wikipedia that he is Mr. Fantasy? This week Theo and Will talk about humanity’s poor weather predictions, what holidays we would rearrange, Popeye’s new collaboration…
- Segment City Episode 239 - Going Feral on a Rotisserie Chicken
In Segment City Episode 239, Will expresses a desire to eat a rotisserie chicken. The hosts also discuss recent AI advancements aimed at health-conscious individuals, China's attempts to attract tech workers, and a horror monster bracket c…
- Segment City Episode 238 - I Think I'm a Kombucha Now
In Segment City Episode 238, hosts Theo and Will discuss a variety of topics including a Dune board game, the Riyadh Comedy Festival, a Reddit story, an Egyptian strongman, golfer Viktor Hovland's interest in UFOs, an aggressive squirrel,…
- Segment City Episode 237 - The Teen Hitwomen of Sweden
Segment City Episode 237 covers teen-driven crime in Sweden, a Stranger Things x Pizza collaboration, and a visit to the Taxidermy Shop to find new cryptids.
- Segment City Episode 236 - Australia’s Haunted Doll “Letta Me Out“
Segment City Episode 236 covers various topics including the haunted doll "Letta Me Out," alien abduction, afterlife statistics, a Taco Bell promotion, a deceptive AI, and a Boston restaurant dispute. The episode also features a discussion…
- Segment City Episode 235 - Stool Softeners for the Valedictorian
Theo and Will discuss new menu options for dining optimization and bacon-flavored cereal. The episode also features a story about the filthiest pope in history and the unusual marriage of two people to a tub of mayonnaise.
- Segment City Episode 234 - The Oscar Meyer Wienie 500
In Episode 234, Segment City covers the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile race, Theo's skepticism about moose, Will's broccoli cocktail experience, ongoing 1950s aesthetics, a Pillsbury Wicked 2 collab, a tortoise-caused house fire, a 2006 Buenos A…
- Segment City Episode 233 - McDonaldland, Now for VR Sickos
In Episode 233 of Segment City, hosts Theo and Will discuss McDonald's new VR application and its potential industry impact. They also cover a news story about a man sailing with his cat and conclude the movie franchise bracket battle.
- Segment City Episode 232 - Mortal Kombat Mom (and Halloween Spooktacular 2025!)
In Segment City Episode 232, the hosts delve into topics including a "Mortal Kombat Mom," the longevity of their comedy style, and the origins of pizza rolls. They also cover Halloween treats, news about a surfing otter and Waze voice opti…
- Segment City Episode 231 - Fast 11: Faster than Mordor
In Segment City Episode 231, hosts Will and Theo discuss Joey Chestnut, dating in Roblox, the addition of Uno to the gambling scene, and engage in a movie franchise bracket battle.
- Segment City Episode 230 - CIA Spies Communicating on Star Wars Forums
Segment City Episode 230 covers movies like Heat and Speed, discusses workout importance, and reviews oddities including a KFC collab, a honey bee truck spill, CIA spy communications via a Star Wars forum, peculiar eBay taxidermy, and the…
- Segment City Episode 229 - The Canyon Calls
In Segment City Episode 229, hosts Theo and Will discuss a wild west pinball machine, European Cheeses of the NRA, and notable Shark Tank pitches. The episode also features a deep dive into the historical events surrounding the Batavia shi…
- Segment City Episode 228 - Naughtiest Popes in History
Segment City Episode 228 covers the scandalous histories of certain popes, including one who put his predecessor on trial and conducted orgies. The hosts also share Reddit stories and discuss how to occupy time in church.
- Segment City Episode 227 - It's Time For a New Pizookie
Will and Theo discuss the pizookie, the Easter Bunny's size, and a book group that has taken 28 years to read a single book. The episode also features a segment on the worst songs ever recorded.
- Segment City Episode 226 - Everything I Eat is a Foot Long
In Segment City Episode 226, hosts Theo and Will cover gamer entitlement, video game piracy, Subway's foot-long Doritos nachos, the Mandela Effect, a unique water pump near Chicago, and strategies for buying nothing, alongside a story abou…
- Segment City Episode 225 - Sauced Up Door Handle
In Segment City Episode 225, hosts Theo and Will discuss new Switch 2 details, unusual Dutch Bros coffee flavors like brownie batter mocha and pickle energy drink, music deemed "The Worst" by Wikipedia including Justin Bieber and Rebecca B…
- Segment City Episode 224 - Jeff Bezos Get Your Tits Out
Segment City Episode 224 covers a Justin Bieber x Tim Hortons collaboration, restaurant service perceptions, Butterfingers classification, unusual crimes, and various homeopathic products found on Amazon. The episode also includes a review…
- Segment City Episode 223 - The Shrimp Cocktail Meet Cute
In Segment City Episode 223, hosts Will and Theo recount their origin story, which began with a meet cute at a shrimp cocktail bar. The episode also covers a new Happy Meal collaboration, a Marvel tier list, and tips on quitting a job.
- Segment City Episode 222 - The Uncle O'Grimacey Lore McDonald’s Doesn’t Want You to Know
This episode of Segment City covers McDonald's lore surrounding Uncle O'Grimacey, reviews of the Drake Passage, and discusses toxic masculinity and other varied topics.
- Segment City Episode 221 - Takedown of The Takeout
In Segment City Episode 221, the hosts discuss The Takeout's sandwich choices, share stories about eating bear meat, and analyze the Pope's remarks on brainrot caused by scrolling.
- Segment City Episode 220 - Soup Hard Candy: Soup you can Suck!
In Segment City Episode 220, hosts Theo and Will discuss Progresso’s Soup Drops, Mark Wahlberg’s keynote speech, and explore various hypothetical scenarios, including superpower acquisition and fighting Mike Tyson for money.
- Segment City Episode 219 - Did You Meet Your Partner in the Drivethrough?
In Segment City Episode 219, hosts discuss Whataburger's wedding promotion, lucid dreaming, and the historical Swedish warship Vasa and its end.
- Segment City Episode 218 - Deep Down All Frogs are Wizards
This episode of Segment City explores the idea of animals as fantasy archetypes, such as frogs as wizards and cats as warlocks. The hosts also discuss revisiting past locations, advancements in sauce packet technology, and various crimes i…
- Segment City Episode 217 - You Might Be a Nosferatu
In Segment City Episode 217, hosts Will and Theo discuss the movie "Nosferatu," Jury Duty, Taco Bell
- Segment City Episode 216 - Such is the End of the Empire
In Segment City Episode 216, hosts discuss the fall of an empire, the King and Queen's plight, Oreo's latest product, and UK-based stories including issues with cling wrap. The episode also features a segment on Amazon Erotica.
- Segment City Episode 215 - Harry Cole's Life of Wild Deceptions
Segment City Episode 215 discusses the rise and fall of Hawk Coin, Domino's misinterpretation of Squid Game, and the life story of Harry Cole, known for his deceptions.
- Segment City Episode 214 - The Turkey Cannon Theory
Segment City Episode 214 covers the movies 'A Haunting in Venice' and 'Wicked,' a soundproof mask, a Build-a-Bear and KFC collaboration, Pizza Hut wine, Utah State Police's warning about brining turkeys in the Great Salt Lake, and stories…
- Segment City Episode 213 - New Years, New Rules!
In Segment City Episode 213, hosts Will and Theo review the past year and discuss New Years resolutions and rules for 2025. They also explore upcoming food and restaurant trends and a Wallace and Gromit-esque device involved in a New Year'…
- Segment City Episode 212 - There Are So Many Worse People Out There
Segment City Episode 212 covers a 93-year-old Italian woman starting businesses in Miami, the NFL's yearly Uncrustables consumption, and updates on children arrested for acting like animals, alongside the history of TGI Friday's origins.
- Segment City Episode 211 - The Vatican's New Anime Mascot
This episode of Segment City covers the Vatican's anime mascot, Luci, and the internet's reaction. It also explores occupation-based Hells, Outback Steakhouse's Steakmas promotion, and urban legends about McDonald's.
- Segment City Episode 210 - I'm a Banana Pudding Freak
This episode of Segment City features a host's strong preference for banana pudding, discussions on philosophical razors and police officers playing tag, and a hypothetical scenario about Gordon Ramsay's last meal.
- Segment City Episode 209 - BACK TO FORMULA?!
In Episode 209 of Segment City, the hosts delve into a variety of topics including Frankenstein-themed wine, a higher/lower game, a man in a dog suit, a scientific study involving mice, and peculiar taxidermy items found on eBay. The discu…
- Segment City Episode 208 - It’s Illegal to Feed an Alligator a Bagel. Did I know it? No
Segment City Episode 208 features a discussion on a Florida man's unusual interactions with an alligator, the results of a hotdog eating contest, and news about exceptionally tall cows.
- Segment City Episode 207 - Halloween Spooktacular 2024
In this Halloween episode of Segment City, hosts Will and Theo discuss the 1995 Casper movie, a deli collaboration featuring Kimberly J. Brown, a peculiar ghost-related fine in the UK, the tale of a masturbating ghost monkey in Athelhampto…
- Segment City Episode 206 - How the Fireworks Market Exploded!
Segment City Episode 206 covers the growth of the fireworks market, personal quirks, the potential saturation of podcast topics, a returned Van Gogh painting from a heist, and historical presidential nominee mistakes.
- Segment City Episode 205 - Jeeves is Very... Discreet
In Segment City Episode 205, hosts Will and Theo discuss the eccentricities of the butler Jeeves, sharing anecdotes about his peculiar habits. They also touch upon the Boston “Mobsters and Lobsters” tour, the Ghost Burger from Carl’s Junio…
- Segment City Episode 204 - Did You Know There Was a Failed Hooter’s Airline?
Segment City Episode 204 covers the history of the failed Hooters Air airline, reaction content, a Steve Harvey drone display, TikTok makeup trends, and relationship dilemmas.
- Segment City Episode 203 - Skibidi Toilet Tycoon
In this episode of Segment City, Will and Theo discuss Will's attractiveness, the world's toughest gut as recognized by Guinness World Records, Olympic medalist prize hauls, and reports regarding a Michael Bay film adaptation of Skibidi To…
- Segment City Episode 202 - Are YOU Addicted to Adult Diapers?
In Segment City Episode 202, the hosts discuss adult diaper addiction, Theo's pet preferences, unusual WWII recipes, and the conspiracy theory surrounding Avril Lavigne's alleged replacement by a clone.
- Segment City Episode 201 - Cavemen vs Astronauts
This episode of Segment City pits cavemen against astronauts in a hypothetical fight. Hosts Theo and Will also discuss the impact of visitor weight on Japanese tourism, a historical Norwegian espionage operation, and a family dispute at a…
- Segment City Episode 200 - What if we Kissed on the Frankenstein Rollercoaster?
In Segment City Episode 200, hosts Theo and Will explore various topics including Jerry Seinfeld's movie about Pop Tarts, a unique Burger King in Niagara Falls featuring a Frankenstein museum and roller coaster, the concept of house number…
- Segment City Episode 199 - The Kardashians' new look: Salmon Face
This episode covers the Kardashians' new beauty treatment, the concept of an optimal biome, historical anecdotes about Andre the Giant's drinking habits, and tales of art crime and "Internet as F***" moments.
- Segment City Episode 198 - Debunking Airhead’s Mystery Flavor
Looks like Airhead’s mystery flavor isn’t going to be a mystery for much longer, huh? What kind of arcane trickery creates such a candy? Could it be an industrial production efficiency that doubles as giving us weird flavors? Actually it’s…
- Segment City Episode 197 - At 4am on ESPN Ocho, the Michael Jordan of Excel
Fame. Glory. The eternal love of dozens of live viewers. Just think your how your life could change forever if you were to win the Excel championships and show the whole world how much of a freak in the sheets you are. This week on the pod…
- Segment City Episode 196 - All Hail the Sacred Whale!
Are we now part of a whale based cult? Maybe. Is the whale now part of our cosmology? Possibly. But was the seafood potluck they put on great? Absolutely. A little heavy on the krill though… This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk abo…
- Segment City Episode 195 - Paul Maud Cheez
Put your hand in the box. What’s in the box, you ask? Pain. And Cheez. Mostly Cheez if we’re honest. Okay fine, there’s no pain it’s just a box of Cheez-Its, stop ruining this for me! This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the late…