Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

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Welcome to Secret Mum Club with Sophiena, the ultimate space for all mums to share their secrets. Whether it’s something silly or serious, this is your anonymous haven to get things off your chest. Because let’s face it, we’re all in this together. Join content creator Sophiena and her fabulous co-host Emma Jones, who keeps things lively and uncovers your stories and secrets. To get your secret read out on the podcast, email hello@secretmumpod.com, find us on other platforms here - https://audioalways.lnk.to/secretmumpodSN and like any good secret tell all your friends about u...

Episodes

  • The Secret WHAT Club??

    This episode covers a listener accidentally renaming the podcast, a story about an unconventional bedtime routine involving a "naughty child boat," and a message about Dottie requesting a school change.

  • Soph's a DIY Queen!

    In this episode, Sophiena shares her DIY experiences, while Chrissy was ill, and Emma's family scooter day had an incident. The mums also discuss school gate friendships, comments on children’s appearances, and family planning.

  • The Big Bush Mums

    This episode explores the challenges of finding mum friends, the way children process significant topics such as death through play, and the impact of a five-year age gap between siblings.

  • The Poo Mums

    Sophiena discusses managing a garden reboot and Chrissy being ill. The episode also covers advice for families with teens, coping with emotional overwhelm after a miscarriage, and a mum's experience of accidentally becoming 'the poo mum' i…

  • The Santa Toy Recycling Round

    Sophiena and Emma explore a listener's toy recycling hack. They also share their perspectives on toddlers choosing their own chaotic outfits.

  • Dottie’s Stadium Slip-Up!

    Sophiena recounts a trip to the Emirates Stadium with Dottie that included an awkward twist. The episode also discusses live show nerves, making solo travel less daunting, and various personal parenting stories shared by other mothers.

  • Is There A Right Time To Try For A Baby?

    This episode discusses conversations with children about death, the challenges of remembering school events, and the decision of when to try for a baby according to listener questions.

  • The Rogue Wee

    This episode features a discussion about toilet training toddlers. Sophiena celebrates her daughter's milestones, and Emma shares a family visit. A listener message about traumatic births affecting milk production is also included.

  • The Big Back Mum

    This episode features listener stories regarding heavy bleeding, tips for sharing children's bedrooms, and a humorous anecdote about a visit to a wildlife park. Hosted by Sophiena.

  • The A&E Week

    Sophiena discusses her week visiting A&E with her niece and Colby, provides an update on Renley's dummy usage, and hears about Sadie's recent birthday trip to Centre Parcs.

  • The Mum Bruh

    In this episode, Soph discusses being called a "mum bruh" by her son, shares a listener's trick for dummy weaning, and offers advice on transitioning a baby and toddler into a shared room.

  • The Soft Play Rescue

    Soph discusses her child starting preschool, while Emma shares a parenting mishap regarding a school deadline. Additionally, the pair discusses an incident involving an intense soft play rescue mission.

  • The Fart Fart

    This episode covers a toddler's nursery incident involving a messy situation and provides an update on Dottie’s dyslexia journey, featuring feedback and advice from listeners.

  • The Dummy Ditch

    Sophiena discusses celebrating her child's second birthday and successfully stopping dummy use. The episode also features a listener contribution regarding feeding difficulties and a story about a toddler's amusing mispronunciation.

  • The No-Go Names

    Soph and Emma discuss listener experiences with baby names, including a surname that causes issues and a story about a mispronunciation.

  • The Teatime Titties

    Soph and Emma discuss party planning, parents' evening mix-ups, and parenting guilt. They also address a listener story about a toddler's mispronunciation in a supermarket.

  • The Little Mother's Day Takeover

    Chris, Colby, and Dottie take over the Secret Mum Club podcast for a special Mother's Day episode, sharing their own secrets and those from listeners' children.

  • The Bath Time Disaster

    Emma discusses the challenges of solo parenting while ill, and Soph prepares for a birthday party. A listener also shares a story about their toddler learning an inappropriate word at nursery.

  • The Me-Time Moments

    Soph and Emma celebrate Mother's Day alongside Hotel Chocolat and discuss various ways mothers find time to relax and unwind. They share listener insights on small personal rituals, such as baths and quiet moments of peace.

  • The Third Birthday 🥂

    The Secret Mum Club celebrates its third anniversary with a look back at three years of the community. The hosts mark the occasion with cakes and prosecco while reflecting on the show's history.

  • The Chocolate Condom

    In this episode, Soph and Emma discuss a listener's chocolate mix-up, school and friendship anxiety, a disastrous park trip, and awkward things children have said.

  • The Stinky Bus

    This episode features a story of a child’s public comment on a bus, a pregnancy update, and two new additions to the Secret Mum Club Gallery.

  • The Hard Conversations

    Sophiena discusses handling difficult parenting moments, including school meetings and sports challenges. The episode also covers listeners asking for advice on blended family dynamics, birthday planning, and managing a public potty-traini…

  • The Tooth Thief

    Sophiena and Emma discuss current listener parenting dilemmas, including a tooth fairy mishap, concerns about straw cups, and school uniform issues.

  • The Birthday Blues

    Emma reflects on her son JoJo's fourth birthday, while Soph investigates missing parcels. Additionally, an uncle earns a long-awaited nickname.

  • The Curtain Confusion

    In this episode of Secret Mum Club with Sophiena, Kelsey shares an update on her twins' sleeping situation, and the hosts discuss listener advice for managing toddlers. The episode also features a humorous story about a mispronunciation in…

  • The Makeup Disaster

    Sophiena recounts her daughter's blunt makeup review, and Emma discusses managing social dynamics at school. The episode also features an update on a single dad's adoption journey and a personal story about itchy legs.

  • The Forbidden Foods

    Soph and Emma discuss pregnancy dietary restrictions and address listener correspondence regarding a family naming dispute. This episode of Secret Mum Club with Sophiena covers navigating forbidden foods and advice on family dynamics.

  • The Sink Sucker

    Soph and Emma discuss parenting worries regarding single motherhood and the arrival of a third child. The episode also features a beachside story and a mishap involving Chrissy.

  • The Itchy Legs Baby!

    Soph and Emma share an update from the Itchy Legs family, discuss listener-submitted baby name ideas, and share advice for managing bedtime with twins.

  • The Midnight Quavers

    In this episode, Renley has a midnight kitchen encounter, Emma contemplates if her son needs a hearing test, and a mother deals with the accidental exposure of a private possession.

  • The Fishy Fiasco

    In this episode of Secret Mum Club with Sophiena, Soph discusses a listener's child learning Britishisms from Peppa Pig and shares new additions to the club gallery. Additionally, a listener recounts a childhood story featuring an unfortun…

  • The Biscuit Choke

    Sophiena recounts a biscuit-choking incident involving her niece, while Emma shares stories from school social interactions and a public potty-training mishap.

  • The Talking Toddlers

    In this episode, the hosts discuss baby's first words by reviewing a collection of shared phrases. Additionally, a mother shares her experience of needing help following a difficult move that resulted in her and her children returning to l…

  • The Potty Mouth Era

    Soph and Emma discuss toddlers using unexpected language, co-sleeping challenges, and a story about a baby name dispute. The episode features listener contributions regarding mispronunciations and family dynamics.

  • The Double Digit Realisation

    Soph and Emma discuss the festive season, reflect on future plans for 2026, and share New Year's Eve stories. The episode also features questions from an expectant mother and a listener celebrating a milestone.

  • Happy 2026!

    In this episode of Secret Mum Club with Sophiena, the hosts share a message to wish listeners a Happy New Year.

  • The Tupperware Elf

    This festive episode of Secret Mum Club with Sophiena includes Christmas cracker jokes, a story about a baby born on Christmas Eve, and a naughty elf.

  • The Baby Monitor Santa

    Sophiena discusses Christmas chaos, listener stories about Santa, and shares opinions on household items. The episode also features festive games with surprise appearances.

  • The Present Hunter

    A listener shares a story about snooping for gifts, and the hosts discuss requesting specific presents. The episode also features an update from a listener on her postpartum experience and a debate regarding changing schools for a single y…

  • The Musical Beds

    Soph and Emma discuss common parenting challenges, including co-sleeping arrangements, managing festive overwhelm, feeding three-year-olds, and a helpful tip for managing clock changes.

  • The First Word Fib

    Soph and Emma discuss a listener's lie about their baby's first word and consider the significance of early verbal milestones. The episode also includes a follow-up on Emma's recent trip with her ex-partner.

  • The Paris Poonami

    Soph discusses her recent trip to Paris, which included a restaurant incident with Renley and Dottie finding a new friend. Emma also presents listeners' secrets regarding pregnancy, parenting, and night-time routines.

  • The School Debate

    Soph and Emma discuss school options, share colostrum collection tips, and reflect on a listener letter. They weigh the benefits of a small rural school against a larger local school.

  • The Stinky Snack

    In this episode of Secret Mum Club with Sophiena, the hosts discuss a listener's potty training mishap, share secrets, and talk about navigating parenting debates and a baby struggling to settle with their father.

  • The Perfect Wedding

    Emma returns to the studio for correspondence, featuring a laundry basket hack and a look at the Secret Mum Club gallery. Sophiena also discusses wedding inspiration.

  • The Scalp Mould

    In this episode, Sophiena discusses concerns about a potential scalp condition, while Roxanne offers advice on handling dance school issues. The episode also features a listener secret involving a toddler's use of profanity.

  • The Growing Family

    Sophiena and Roxanne discuss their visions for the future, including their children growing up and eventually having families of their own. They also reminisce about their teenage years and share a listener's story about a poonami experien…

  • The Strip Show Secret

    Roxanne joins Sophiena to discuss a birthday secret featuring saucy entertainment. The hosts also address a listener's struggle with laundry and discuss the definition of being a 'cool mum.'

  • The Poo Catcher

    In this episode of Secret Mum Club with Sophiena, Sissy Roxanne joins Soph to answer listener correspondence about Christmas babies and Irish names. The episode also features a surprise secret from a familiar voice.