Ruff Cuts
Comedy
About
Ruff Cuts - Good Boys in Bad Movies - Friends Boyks and Ilyon sit down to rate the best dogs in the worst movies, so you don’t have to.
Episodes
- Episode 266 - Wiener Dog
Art, life, and 5 minute diarrhea dolly shots. At least we've got a schtick.
- Episode 265 - AJ Goes To The Dog Park
Time to go get a casserole ready for the potluck and then grab a cup o' joe down at the Kroll's.
- Episode 264 - Walk Like A Man
Special guest geoff_a_ghost stops by to introduce us to documentary biopic Dog or No Dog: The Howie Mandel story
- Episode 263 - Life is Ruff
It sure is, Disney's Corey from Corey in the House. It sure is.
- Episode 262 - Jr. Detective Agency
It's time to return to tradition with a thrift store find that says "kids+dog= Big adventure". Filmmakers don't math well.
- Episode 261 - Wowser!
Time to suck off a camera and make a murder bot it's 1980s Belgian comic Japanese-animated Israeli-American dubbed Wowser! An international delight!
- Episode 260 - Hawk Warrior of the Wheelzone
Finally a movie that can practice some restraint.
- Episode 259 - The Killer Shrews Meet Solid Snake
They're good dogs shrews, people.
- Episode 258 - Tequila and Bonetti
Cops! Dogs! Cop dogs! Dog cops! Jazz music! Dog poop! Law and Order! Shower scenes! How did this only get a single season?
- Episode 257 - A "The Room" of Our Own (AKA: Dog Lovers Symphony)
A true symphony of delights, for dog lovers everywhere. No notes.
- Episode 256 - Seeker & Fetch
Fetch is the pig. There is no joke. Life is pain. Oh! There is a cool white rat!
- Episode 255 - Air Bud: 7th Inning Fetch
This week we learn about soccer, sperm-jacking, clones, and baseball. Thanks Air Bud!
- Episode 254 - Rude Dog and the Dweebs
We learn all about how rude is good with Rude Dog! What's some good rude things you can do to make the world better? Value your friends! Treat pets with respect! Murder a cat?! And never say "no"
- Episode 253 - Zoltan, Hound of Dracula
ZOLTAN!
- Episode 252 - Werewolf Reborn
It's Gooselumps* time, our legally distinct brand of horror movies for kids! Let's talk 80s horror figurines, Pinhead**, Blade***, Phantom Town, b-movie knock-offs and a cool Romanian dog. *Filmonsters is legally separate from Goosebumps *…
- Episode 251 - The Adventures Of Commander Crumbcake
Puppets, public access, edutainment, creeps, dogs, and a g-g-g-g-ghost?! Wait, that's just our special guest and Malort aficionado; geoff_a_ghost
- Episode 250 - Frankie Freako
It's the 250 special - time to get Freako.
- Episode 249 - Pound Puppies: The Legend of Big Paw
You know what they say about dogs with big paws... They make terrible movies.
- Episode 248 - Catfish Christmas
This is not a joke. We finally did it.
- Episode 247 - A Sudden Case of Danny DeVito
Watch out! It's contagious!
- Episode 246 - Ppowder Ppup
Get ready to shred with Bodie, the skateboarding powder pup blowing up on the weird aunt side of Facebook!
- Episode 245 - Unradioactive Actual Warlock (Return to Wickensburg)
Regoth the girlfriend, decontaminate the billionaire, wiccan the mom... We've got a sequel to squeeze some money out of!
- Episode 244 - Good Boy
When a terrible movie demands a premium choice, the good hosts of Ruff Cuts get a treat with lauded horror movie Good Boy
- Episode 243 - Radioactive Warlock (Wickensburg)
Welcome to the magical town of Wickensburg! Full of political corruption, toxic waste, and whimsy!
- Episode 242 - Conrad Brooks vs The Werewolf
It's Conrad Brooks from the top rope with an oozy gun! He's giving him that back and forth action! He's doing it for the marines! He's doing it for Bela Lugosi! He's doing it for his ex-wife!
- Episode 241 - Scooby Dooby Doo-Flay (Scooby-Doo and the Gourmet Ghost)
Special guest, streamer and Scoob expert Jewker joins us to talk about special guest, cooking expert, and ghost hunter Bobby Flay!
- Episode 240 - Are You Afraid Of Goosebumps
Boyks and Ilyon delve into some nostalgia with teen horror franchises Are You Afraid Of The Dark? and Goosebumps specials - come, look into the Torment Nexus and meet Digger
- Episode 239 - The Yorkie Werewolf's Pastamania
Comic colorist and b-movie expert Nick Filardi rejoins the podcast after meditating under a waterfall with a non-stop loop of bad werewolf movies for the last six months to help us with The Yorkie Werewolf. Does this parody live up to the…
- Episode 238 - A Magical Puppy
I like to make people sad - that makes me happy!
- Episode 237 - A Dog Who Is Also A Robocop (K-9000)
They removed the canine part of his brain, but left the rest - and we love him for it.
- Episode 236 - Grandma's a Werewoof
Happy Thanksgiving. Grandma's a Werewoof. She needs some eggs, please.
- Episode 235 - Yub Nub 2: The Weed Demon's D&D Party (Ewoks 2: Battle for Endor)
Some min-maxed little gremlin shithead destroys a well-crafted tabletop adventure while his friend goes dealing drugs at the table. Another Wednesday... Cover art featuring Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Film
- Episode 234 - Yub Nub! (Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure)
Trans ally Fred Durst gets a force ghost, the Izusu truck sale is on, and Ewok "Widdle Willy Warrick" is guiding children to commit a murder.
- Episode 233 - Ace the Case
Superstar Susan Sarandon enters RuffCuts for the first time with a gripping organized crime drama from Kevin Kaufman (Real Housewives of Orange County) filled with murder, kidnapping, and extortion. Rated G for the whole family.
- Episode 232 - Baby Ghost
Sometimes you need a little treat. A baby treat. ***WARNING*** This movie is for extreme sickos only
- Episode 231 - Family Dog (Yuck, Gross, The Worst)
CW: Animal abuse; because what the hell 1993
- Episode 230 - Eat Your Breakfast (They Only Kill Their Masters)
Eat your breakfast, it's hearty and delicious and nobody on god's earth wants to hear if you skipped it.
- Episode 229 - Do You Believe In Magic? (Goldy III)
A golden.. dog... joins a cast with Samara from The Ring, Mr. T and Cheech Marin to bring us magic, shootouts, circuses, the old West, and... Freedom
- Episode 228 - Gooooooby
When a child's toy comes to life, we go to sleep.
- Episode 227 - The Gribbler (Good Boy!)
You've heard of the Rizzler, but back in the 90s they had a secret program to create... The Gribbler
- Episode 226 - Munchies
From the creator of Little Shop of Horrors, comes Gremli... I mean, Ghoulie... I mean, Critte... I mean... Munchies? Is Munchies taken?
- Episode 225 - Regrettably, Rover Dangerfield
It's all Rover.
- Episode 224 - Tammy and the T-Rex (Uncut Special Ryyudo Edition)
Special guest Ryyudo joins us for a second dinosaur adventure, this time the newly restored Tammy and the T-Rex from Vinegar Syndrome with all the gore, sex and swearing that had been cut to make the film PG and try to market it.
- Episode 223 - Theodore Rex
Whoopi Goldberg the computer and her 7 million dollar dinosaur headache - also Zippy the dog
- Episode 222 - Watchers Reborn
Be reborn, young Skywalker; go get that war crime mommy you always wanted
- Episode 221 - A Minecraft Theatrical Experience
Do you even jockey chicken?
- Episode 220 - The Ugly Dachshund (Chicken Jockey!)
Ilyon returns from vacation to take a nap watching a Disney Classic - The Ugly Dachshund.
- Episode 219 - Big Bad (Camera Work) Beetleborgs
Bennet Foddy's QWOP dick saves town from comic book character mayhem
- Episode 218 - Curse of the Devil
Righteousness will win... Bitches.
- Episode 217 - Road Rovers
Remember that cool cartoon about anthropomorphic animals with attitude? No, not Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No, not Biker Mice from Mars. No, not Street Sharks...