Ross Patterson Revolution!
Comedy
About
Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he's joined by the world's worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She's easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.
Episodes
- Episode 1189 - Make California Great Again
Tonight we find out the election results of Spencer Pratt, why YouTubers are having so much success in Hollywood with films like Backrooms, Obsession, and Iron Lung, and the new Soap Opera shorts that are taking the internet by storm. Adve…
- Episode 1188 - 10 Year Anniversary of Harambe's Death
The White House honored Harambe on the ten year anniversary of the gorilla’s murder, Gayle King finally squashed the longtime rumor and she and Oprah were secret lovers, and a hero on the internet goes viral for ripping on cyclists in an e…
- Episode 1187 - The George Floyd Joke
The internet is coming after all the comedians at the Roast of Kevin Hart — including Hart himself — for how offensive the jokes were, especially the George Floyd shots. Plus, Timothee Chalamet celebrates on the floor with the Knicks after…
- Episode 1186 - The End Of The Late Show
Iconic late night show The Late Show on CBS is done forever and Stephen Colbert’s politics killed it, someone got Morgan Freeman’s velvety voice to say “diarrhea” in an Attruby commercial, Sebastian Stan gets all political at Cannes, the n…
- Episode 1185 - Mark Fuhrman Is Dead
Ross and Jessie chat about the death of OJ Simpson detective Mark Fuhrman, Elliot Page AI viral videos, and if Spencer Pratt can actually win as mayor of Los Angeles. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: h…
- Episode 1184 - Alex Murdaugh Is Free
Alex Murdaugh has had his conviction for murders of his wife and son overturned by the South Carolina Supreme Court (but he's not leaving jail), Spencer Pratt supporters keep dropping crazy AI videos promoting the LA mayoral candidate, and…
- Episode 1183 - Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey Disaster
The latest trailer for Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey adaptation makes it seem almost certain that this film is going to be godawful, Tony Hinchcliffe gave one of the most devastating roasts ever at the Roast of Kevin Hart, and Euphoria keeps…
- Episode 1182 - Epstein's Suicide Note Released
The New York Times has obtained a copy of Jeffrey Epstein's purported suicide note and it definitely sounds like he wrote it, new and somehow worse developments are coming out daily about Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini, and the new Anthony…
- Episode 1181 - Met Gala Is the Hunger Games
We break down the worst of the Met Gala, including Lena Dunham, a quadraplegic model, and the obscene liberal virtue signaling at one of the. most expensive and exclusive events of the year. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio a…
- Episode 1180 - Brown Baggin' Thursday
Ross finally saw the Michael Jackson biopic and it was, unfortunately, really really good. Plus, the new Hulk Hogan documentary on Netflix leaves absolutely no stone unturned in the late wrestler's life, and in honor of David Allan Coe's p…
- Episode 1179 - Michael Jackson Biopic Crushes Box Office
The Michael Jackson biopic is smashing box office records despite the fact that it totally glosses over some... stuff, Lisa Kudrow is complaining that the writers on Friends were mean sometimes, the Harvey Weinstein retrial is going off th…
- Episode 1178 - Molly Ringwald's Meltdown
80s dream girl Molly Ringwald took to Instagram to randomly rant about politics, the situation keeps getting worse and worse for Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini after new pics of them kissing in 2020 got released, and a man learns the hard…
- Episode 1177 - D4vd Charged With Murder
Rapper D4vd has pleaded not guilty to murder and the prosecution seems EXTREMELY eager to get to trial, the new Micahel Jackson biopic is getting horrific reviews but it's printing money, and Val Kilmer has been AI'd into his final film. …
- Episode 1176 - Is Will Smith Gay?
A woman took to social media to talk about how she used to work for Will Smith's agent and has seen firsthand that the Oscar-winning actor is gay, Meghan Markle continues to be insufferable, Bryan Cranston takes a pot shot at Shia LaBeouf,…
- Episode 1175 - Ross Is Too Young For Coachella
We watch an endless stream of videos from this year's Coachella and reach the only obvious conclusion any sane human being can reach: going to Coachella looks like a living hell. Plus Sabrina Carpenter is in trouble with cancel culture for…
- Episode 1174 - Is Diddy Going To Be Free Today?
Diddy is back in court and his lawyers are arguing that he should go free because of evidence they were not allowed to present at trial and because Diddy's freak offs were technically porn shoots and thus he had a First Amendment right to…
- Episode 1173 - Kayne Back On Top
Kanye's concert at SoFi in Los Angeles looked insane and it was packed with celebrities, new and extremely creepy photos of Michael Jackson with children have been released ahead of the release of the late singer's biopic, and people are g…
- Episode 1172 - Tiger Woods Body Cam Footage
The body cam footage of Tiger Woods’ DUI arrest has been released and we break down the film, Gucci Mane and Pooh Shiesty have themselves a classic rapper beef, and LSU football coach Lane Kiffin is still shamelessly sliding in college gir…
- Episode 1171 - Tiger Woods Pees The Fifth
Tiger Woods got ANOTHER DUI after flipping his car over in Florida, we break down what Tiger was on and what he should have done, Laura Dern is starring in movie about Jeffrey Epstein, and American Idol's voting got screwed up live on air.…
- Episode 1170 - The Lion King Lawsuit
The composer of The Lion King song Nants Ingonyama is suing the comedian who claimed the lyrics were stupid and mistranslated them, a man got a headshot KO from a bull, and the new Baywatch cast with Livvy Dunne is absolutely stacked. SUB…
- Episode 1169 - Quadruple Amputee Corn Hole Killer
A quadruple amputee cornhole star has been arrested for murder after he shot and killed another man, Justin Timberlake’s DUI body cam footage did not disappoint, footage shows Reacher star Alan Ritchson beating up a neighbor during a dispu…
- Episode 1168 - Is Chuck Norris Going To Die?
Actor and martial arts legend Chuck Norris suffered a medical emergency in Hawaii, they're making a movie about the Challenger disaster and Kristen Stewart as Sally Ride, Kevin Spacey settles out of court with three of the men he was accus…
- Episode 1167 - Banksy Finally Revealed
The artist Banksy has finally been identified as Robin Gunningham, a 51-year-old man from Bristol. Plus we react to the 2026 Academy Awards winners and losers including Michael B. Jordan over Timothee Chalamet for Best Actor, and Ross talk…
- Episode 1166 - Ross Gets Traded & Oscars Prediction Show
We break down the 2026 Academy Awards betting odds including whether or not Sinners can pull upsets in Best Picture or Best Actor, if Paul Thomas Anderson will FINALLY get an Oscar, and more. Plus, Ross gets traded in the National Arena Le…
- Episode 1165 - Rihanna Assassination Attempt
A crazed fan shot up singer Rihanna's Los Angeles home with a rifle, 29-year-old Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow is apparently dating 44-year-old actress Jessica Alba, Kanye announced a new album dropping at the end of the month, and we bre…
- Episode 1164 - Britney Spears Arrested for DUI
Britney Spears was arrested for a DUI in Ventura County, California, Taylor Sheridan’s newest show Marshals is crushing in the ratings, Jessie discusses the types of dead bodies she’d want to be on Law and Order SVU, and we watch some vide…
- Episode 1163 - Is Jim Carrey A Clone?
Rumors are swirling that Jim Carrey had a clone accept an award for him in France and it seems... kinda plausible? PLUS -- Shia LaBeouf gave a bonkers interview to Channel5 about his Mardi Gras arrest, Savannah Guthrie's mom is still gone,…
- Episode 1162 - The Greatest Hangover Ever
Ex-NHL star Sean Avery broke down how violently hungover New Jersey Devils star Jack Hughes was during his first game back from the Olympics, the Paul brothers put out an AI movie trailer and it sucks, and Stanley Tucci took the women's ic…
- Episode 1161 - N-Words Season
Massive online backlash has been sparked by a BAFTA nominee with Tourette syndrome screaming the N-word while actors Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo presented an award, Revenge of the Nerds star Robert Carradine passed away, as has Grey…
- Episode 1160 - Shia Is Back!
More footage has emerged of Shia LaBeouf's fight and Mardi Gras bender, HGTV star Nicole Curtis has been fired for the most bizarre use of the n-word we've ever heard, plus a man show's off his face after a vicious bear attack. SUBSCRIBE…
- Episode 1159 - Shia LaBeouf Arrested
Actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested in New Orleans during Mardi Gras after getting in a fight in the French Quarter, legendary actor Robert Duvall passed away, there's a new genre of music called "Cigarette Mom Rock" that is sweeping the natio…
- Episode 1158 - RIP James Van Der Beek
Varsity Blues and Dawson's Creek actor James Van Der Beek died of cancer at the age of 48 so we decided to recount his career and go through his greatest hits -- PLUS, Savannah Guthrie's mom is still missing and some brutal nature videos.…
- Episode 1156 - Savannah Guthrie's Mom Disappearance
Savannah Guthrie and her siblings released a video pleading for the return of their kidnapped mother, the trailer for the Michael Jackson biopic "Michael" looks incredible, and a woman in China was mauled by a snow leopard after taking a s…
- Episode 1155 - Jessie Kills Three Dog Night
The lead singer of Three Dog Night Chuck Negron passed away, Today Show host Savannah Guthrie's mom was abducted from her home in Arizona, "Send Help" starring Rachel McAdams crushed at the box office, and Bill Maher was not expecting how…
- Episode 1154 - Margot Robbie Cucks Husband
Margot Robbie is publicly cucking her husband with Jacob Elordi after the pair starred in Wuthering Heights together, Olivia Wilde has a weird new sex movie coming out, Bruce Willis’s wife won’t stop doing interviews about his dementia, an…
- Episode 1153 - The Celebrity Crying Season
Celebrities are going to be spending the next few months crying about politics at awards shows, Kanye took out a full page ad in the Wall Street Journal to apologize for his antisemitism, Barstool’s content is now live on Netflix and it… l…
- Episode 1152 - 2026 Oscar Nominations
We break down the 2026 Oscar nominees including who will win best picture, the acting and directing awards, and why Sinners got so many nominations. Plus Blake Lively's email to Ben Affleck over the Justin Baldoni situation has been leaked…
- Episode 1151 - The Beckham Breakdown
Brooklyn Beckham -- the son of David and Victoria Beckham -- puts out a lengthy statement on Instagram sh*tting on his parents for some reason, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck have been incredible on their press tour for their new Netflix movie…
- Episode 1150 - Kiefer Sutherland Arrested Again
Actor Kiefer Sutherland was arrested for attacking his Uber driver, the new Euphoria trailer dropped and it looks incredible, Logan Paul has a 6 million dollar Pokemon card, and John Hinckley Jr. is convinced that his attempted assassinati…
- Episode 1149 - Actor Timothy Busfield Manhunt
Actor Timothy Busfield (Little Big League, Field of Dreams) is on the run from the law after some child molestation allegations, Amy Poehler won the first Golden Globe for best podcast, Timothee Chalamet should be a shoe-in for a best acto…
- Episode 1148 - It Is Timmy's Time
Timothee Chalamet is officially an objectively America's best young movie star and Marty Supreme is what cemented him, Nick Reiner lost his high-priced defense attorney but there's still a great chance he gets an insanity plea, and Cher te…
- Episode 1147 - Real Life Mrs. Doubtfire
An Italian man dressed up as his dead mother for three years as she rotted in his house in order to collect her social benefits, the Critics Choice Awards completely ignored The Righteous Gemstones and gave its awards to shows that slurp o…
- Episode 1146 - 2025 Entertainment Year In Review
We break down the biggest pop culture events of 2025 including Hulk Hogan's death, Diddy's trial, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban getting divorced, Michigan coach Sherrone Moore's crash out, Katy Perry dating former Canadian Prime Minister J…
- Episode 1145 - Rob Reiner Aftermath
We break down all the bizarre details of the murders of Rob Reiner and Michele Reiner at the hands of their son Nick, Cardi B has some delicious whipped cream shots, and we debate when you should get your child a phone. SUBSCRIBE to our P…
- Episode 1144 - Melania Trump's Christmas
Melania Trump continues to show her love for Christmas by reading to sick children and greeting the White House Christmas Tree at the front door, Andy Dick was caught OD'ing on the streets of LA live on video, Disney put a billion dollars…
- Episode 1143 - Australia Bans Social Media For Kids
Australia has banned all social media for kids under 16, we peruse the Instagram account Old School Moms to see classic babes ripping heaters and raising kids, and Ross breaks down his strategy for kicking in Arena League Football. SUBSC…
- Episode 1442 - People Are Dying At Disney
Video of a Good Samaritan doing CPR on a person at Disney World followed the news that a guest died in the park, Florida rapper POORSTACY committed suicide in a hotel room in front of his child and baby mama after he and the latter got in…
- Episode 1141 - Diddy Doc Drops
The teaser trailer for 50 Cent's new Netflix documentary about Diddy's trial and crimes has dropped on YouTube, Zoe Kravitz lost a python in Taylor Swift's house during the LA fires, and a man in Brazil climbs into a lion cage at a zoo and…
- Episode 1140 - Carving Turkeys and Bodies
Evidence is mounting against rapper D4vd over the 13(!!!!) year old girl who was found chopped up in the trunk of his Tesla, Jimmy Hoffa's skull may have been found in concrete by the water Boston, and Ross debates whether or not going to…