Red Eye Report
Comedy
About
Each episode of the Red Eye Report is an irreverent trip down an obscure internet rabbit hole. The crew discusses video games, movies, television shows, and strange nuggets from history. The results are usually highly inaccurate, sometimes insightful, and consistently hilarious. Find more at theredeyereport.com
Episodes
- AI, Cognitive Decline & The Future of Learning - RER 480
This episode of the Red Eye Report examines the intersection of generative AI, cognitive development, and education, addressing concerns about 'Knowledge Collapse' and learning atrophy due to easy information access. It discusses research…
- FRAUDS: The Men Who Sold the Eiffel Tower, the Brooklyn Bridge, & Fake Countries | RER
The Red Eye Report episode "FRAUDS" covers historical scammers who sold landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and Brooklyn Bridge, as well as fake countries. It delves into the psychology and audacity behind these deceptions.
- The Gilded Age: Robber Barons, Titans of Industry & Mistic's Nutbutter | Red Eye Report
The Red Eye Report episode covers the Gilded Age, focusing on Robber Barons and Titans of Industry. Hosts Oracle, Ashtray, Teddy, and Mistic also discuss cornering the discount bic lighter market and introduce Mistic's Nutbutter.
- LIVE: Artemis II & The Return to the Moon! | Red Eye Report
The Red Eye Report discusses NASA's Artemis II mission, detailing the crew, technology, and timeline involved in the upcoming lunar flyby and its implications for space exploration.
- DUMBs: Inside the Government's Secret Subterranean Empire | Red Eye Report
This episode of the Red Eye Report explores Deep Underground Military Bases (DUMBs), starting with declassified government bunkers like Cheyenne Mountain and Mount Weather. It then delves into fringe theories, including alleged joint human…
- Ep. 475 - The Wilmington Massacre
The Red Eye Report covers the Wilmington Massacre of 1898, the only successful coup d'état on U.S. soil, where a white supremacist mob overthrew an elected biracial government in North Carolina.
- Parenting or Prison? The Dark Side of Raising Winners
This Red Eye Report episode examines the extreme and potentially criminal methods some parents employ, contrasting mentorship with living vicariously through children. It references Gwyneth Paltrow and Marv Marinovich as examples.
- Stolen Corpses & Yakuza Debts: Famous Ransoms | Red Eye Report
The Red Eye Report discusses historical ransom cases, such as the theft of Charlie Chaplin's corpse and the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby. The episode also touches on Yakuza debts and the disappearance of Savannah Guthrie's mother.
- Why the Fibonacci Sequence is Everywhere | Red Eye Report
The Red Eye Report episode discusses Sacred Geometry, including the Fibonacci Sequence and Golden Ratio. It examines how these geometric patterns appear in nature, ancient structures, and DNA, while also considering their spiritual implica…
- BATTLE OF ATHENS TENNESSEE - RER 471
Red Eye Report RER 471 discusses the 1946 Battle of Athens, Tennessee. The episode focuses on how World War II veterans returned home to McMinn County to face a corrupt political machine, voter intimidation, and predatory policing.
- CORPORATOCRACIES - RER 470
The Red Eye Report episode RER 470 discusses corporatocracies worldwide. The show also includes a review of Marvel Cosmic Invasion and discussion about Meta Messenger.
- NORD STREAM SABOTAGE - RER 469
The Red Eye Report episode RER 469 discusses the Nord Stream Pipeline sabotage, touches on Scottish trolls, and questions the identity of Billy Don Burns.
- THE DEMIURGE AND THE ABRAHAMIC MIND VIRUS - RER 468
The Red Eye Report episode RER 468 covers the concepts of the Demiurge and the Abrahamic Mind Virus. Additionally, the hosts note Teddy
- NEW SPORTS BETTING - RER 467
The Red Eye Report, episode 467, discusses the growing presence of sports betting in entertainment. The episode also includes segments on unrelated personal anecdotes and school-related accusations.
- LOUVRE HEIST - RED EYE REPORT 466
The Red Eye Report episode covers the Louvre Heist and similar criminal events, alongside a story about a Florida man and commentary on the status of the FB Messenger Windows App.
- RISE OF STRATEGIC CARGO THEFT - RER 465
The Red Eye Report discusses the growing trend of strategic cargo theft, noting the increased sophistication of criminals and the resulting complications in freight movement. The episode also includes brief personal anecdotes.
- RADIO - RED EYE REPORT 464
This episode of the Red Eye Report focuses on the topic of radio, discussing its historical impact and changes over time. The show also touches upon political news regarding the U.N. and Trump, and includes listener engagement.
- RECALLS AND F'D UP PRODUCTS - RER 463
This Red Eye Report episode covers recalls and problematic products, noting unethical companies and questioning events from around 2010.
- RICH GETTING RICHER - RER 462
Episode RER 462 of the Red Eye Report covers how celebrities have amassed wealth through business endeavors. The episode also features segments on Fake Beebs and an attempt to find someone stealing air fresheners.
- OKLAHOMA CITY BOMBING JOHN DOE #2 - RER 461
This episode of the Red Eye Report covers the Oklahoma City Bombing, with a particular focus on John Doe #2. Additionally, it features a discussion about the video game Shinobi and a new logo adopted by Cracker Barrel.
- IMPERIAL PACIFIC - RED EYE REPORT 460
Red Eye Report 460 covers the Imperial Pacific casino and alleged corruption in Saipan. The episode also includes segments on rollercoasters and road rage.
- CARNIVAL POOP CRUISE - RER 459
The Red Eye Report episode RER 459 covers the 'Carnival Poop Cruise,' Liver King's erratic behavior, and a warning about interfering with dinosaurs.
- JUNETEENTH - RER 458
The Red Eye Report episode RER 458 covers the history of Juneteenth and discusses why it has gained more awareness in recent years. The episode also includes segments on Teddy's upcoming cruise and a poisoning incident in Madison.
- NEW WORLD SCREWWORM - RER 457
The Red Eye Report episode RER 457 covers the resurgence of the Screwworm. Additionally, the episode includes segments on Teddy's new Switch 2 and Ashtray's experience with phone repairs.
- FLOPS - RER 456
The Red Eye Report episode RER 456 covers flops, discussing product launches that failed and examining epic fails. The episode also includes hot takes on Andor Season 2.
- NAZI RATLINES - RER 455
The Red Eye Report episode RER 455 covers Nazi Ratlines, detailing the post-WWII escape of Nazis from Germany. Additional segments include "Teddy crawling dungeons" and "Oracle dumping his oil."
- EXCLUSION ZONES - RER 454
Episode RER 454 of the Red Eye Report discusses global Exclusion Zones. These are areas with strict limitations on radio equipment, WiFi usage, and even potential restrictions on sparkplugs due to electromagnetic interference.
- THE ZIZIANS - RER 453
This episode of the Red Eye Report covers the Zizians, with additional segments featuring Oracle discussing polygonal graphics and Teddy addressing call center scammers.
- GATEWAY EXPERIENCE - RER 452
The Red Eye Report episode RER 452 covers the Gateway Experience, a guided meditation from the 80s that is becoming popular again. The episode also includes segments on the devil and a review of the game Assassin's Creed.
- NUREMBERG TRIALS - RER 451
The Red Eye Report episode RER 451 covers the Nuremberg Trials. It also features segments on Oracle and a tutorial for Office 365.
- MAKIN IT GREAT AGAIN - RER 450
This Red Eye Report episode, titled MAKIN IT GREAT AGAIN, covers topics related to America, a notable reaction to a bag of chips, and a discussion about android minds. The episode can be found at theredeyereport.com.
- GROOMING GANGS OF THE UK - RER 449
This Red Eye Report episode, RER 449, focuses on the subject of grooming gangs in the UK.
- AI SLOP - RED EYE REPORT 448
Episode 448 of the Red Eye Report discusses AI Slop. Additional details about the discussion are not provided.
- RED SUMMER - RED EYE REPORT 447
This Red Eye Report episode focuses on the Red Summer. Livestreams are available on YouTube.
- WHEN ART GETS AN ATTITUDE - RER 446
This episode of the Red Eye Report, RER 446, focuses on the topic of unruly art. More information and livestreams can be found on their YouTube channel and website.
- UYGHUR, I JUST MET HER - RER 445
The Red Eye Report episode RER 445 focuses on the Uyghur situation in China. Additional details are available via livestreams on YouTube and the website theredeyereport.com.
- SALT TYPHOON - RER 444
This episode of the Red Eye Report focuses on the topic of Salt Typhoon.
- KILLER CELEBRITIES - RER 443
The Red Eye Report episode RER 443 covers the topic of Killer Celebs. Livestreams are available on YouTube and more information can be found at theredeyereport.com.
- ALL IN THE FAMILY - RER 442
The Red Eye Report episode RER 442 covers famous individuals with notorious family members. Additionally, the episode features segments on Teddy attending the orchestra and Ashtray developing a crush on an assassin.
- HYBRISTOPHILIA - RER 441
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hybristophilia, or the sexual interest in and attraction to those who commit crimes. There are pros and cons to having a locked up serial killer as a boyfriend. Hopefully, he never gets out…
- REINCARNATION - RER 440
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Reincarnation. We’ve been pondering reincarnation for millennia. Is it wishful thinking? Or will Ashtray be reincarnated as a syphilitic squirrel? Also in the show, Oracle becomes the Degen…
- NEGRO LEAGUE BASEBALL - RER 439
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Negro League Baseball. These guys were killing it well before the Majors! Also in the show, Ashtray gimps out with his electronic acupuncture pen and someone "accidentally" contaminates a p…
- TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION - RER 438
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Transcendental Meditation, and somehow equate peaceful individuals seeking enlightenment to Hamas...bit of a leap, but okay. Also in the show, Teddy almost gets thrown on the no fly list an…
- PAGER PANDEMONIUM - RER 437
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Pager Pandemonium. 12 dead and 2,800 injured...that's a lot of missing meat flaps. Also in the show, Ashtray achieves hipster ascension by purchasing a Subaru and Teddy enjoys the family li…
- BATTLE FOR YOUR BRAIN - RER 436
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Metawar, or the ongoing battle for your brain by Big Tech. The tools for monitoring and control are increasing in their capabilities. How much are the capabilities increasing? The answer mi…
- H. H. HOLMES - RED EYE REPORT 435
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss H. H. Holmes. This dude was vicious, but did the story of what actually happened get inflated by the media? We'll find out. Also in the show, Oracle gets a doggie and Mistic angers the comp…
- FRENCH FOREIGN LEGION - RER 434
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the French Foreign Legion. How unique is this military group and how did they start? Interesting stuff. Also in the show, Oracle shows off his pumpkin bits and Ashtray does it by hand. Down…
- BRONZE AGE - RED EYE REPORT 433
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Bronze Age. A little tin in your copper is the magic recipe for fast tracking your civilization. But the Bronze Age seemed to stop suddenly in 1200 BC. What happened? Also in the show,…
- KILLER ROBOTS - RED EYE REPORT 432
In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Killer Robots. Things are heating up, why isn't this being discussed more? Also in the show, Mistic cried Beetlejuice and Ashtray gets screwed by his mechanic. Download the Red Eye Report w…
- CRAZY CONSPIRACIES AND THEORIES - RER 431
Otherwise known as Conspiracy Theories. lol Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. Also on the show, Ashtray preps his boat shoes and Oracle preps for an ultimate rabbit showdown. Download the Red Eye Report wherever y…