Ramjack
Comedy
About
Brad Cupples and Alexander Green tackle tomfoolery, shenanigans, and goings-on in an unyielding quest to deliver a little thing the kids like to call "infotainment" Every week we discuss news, events, and/or personal anecdotes as well as review the finest sitcoms of the 80s in an attempt to learn from their often hidden virtues. Bangarang!
Episodes
- Episode 697 – Does the Memory of Ramjack Haunt Your Every Nightmare?
Alex explains all of the legal gray areas with drones and Brad catches up on all the movies. T and T 3x15 “The Butler Duet” puts T.S. undercover to protect a rich lady and her bird from a problem she created.
- Episode 696 – Nameless Victims Obliterated in the Wake of Ramjack
Join us for some sage monthly career advice and/or banishments and please leave those stuffed animals at home. T and T 3x14 “Mr. Big” puts Fritz and Nobby on trial for being criminal masterminds.
- Episode 695 – Architects of the Coming of Ramjack Prepare
Alex has returned from doing whatever he wants in Mexico without stealing art and Brad has encountered the worst dessert ever. We explore DNA quantum binding with Joe Camel on the astral plane.
- Episode 694 – Do You Dream of Ramjack at the Triumph of Shades?
Welcome to The Undertone a podcast recorded bit by bit over the course of a week. Who is the best marathon mascot? Moneys are loving crystals and trying to harness their power in all 3 bodies. T and T 3x13 “The Curse” gives us an amazing f…
- Episode 693 – Entranced by the Secret Song of Ramjack
It’s a creepy casual episode as Alex is getting a pitch from his doctor. Brad and Dan report in on the latest antics of small children forced into haunted house labor at Sir Henry’s. Grab your favorite Eldritch Candy and enjoy.
- Episode 692 – Return of the Storied Beast of Ramjack
Alex reports in on the latest libertarian techdunce literature from Middle School dropout turned Fanfiction writer/cult inspirer Eliezer Yudkowsky. Meatloaf and apple pie are back on the menu. T and T 3x12– “Terri’s Flame-Thief of Heart” b…
- Episode 691 – Every Coward is Left Obliterated in the Sight of Ramjack
We meet some disturbing new friends with the return of “Strange Addict… or Smells like a Halibut. T and T 3x11– “A Place in History” introduces us to Phony Squealer Cut-man and make sus wonder how much brain damage Teri has sustained.
- Episode 690 – The Manichean Achievements for the Advancement of Ramjack
Alex discovers some very questionable new tech and Brad checks in on the latest Avatar for some reason and also the murder-chimp thriller “Primate”. T and T 3x10 – “Silent Witness” asks the important question are deaf people basically just…
- Episode 689 – Tantrums and Pronouncements of the Ramjack Regal Admiralty
We give an important Crazy Doozy 2026 updates including Magic, technology, and Moonpies. T and T 3x09 - “Movie Madness” brings back Fritz and Nobby and truly amazing scheme of romance, disaster, and boxing.
- Episode 688 – Ancient Feuds Amongst the Sovereign Order of Ramjack
We are in a post-holiday casual episode. Alex is laden in pants and delivering chairs from Santa. We summon some rain using a creepy chant and explore solo board games. Also David Lynch communes with the spirit of the Dark Phoenix.
- Episode 687 –Testimony of the Haunted at the Conviction of Ramjack
Join us as we travel back in time to a preholiday era. Alex reports on Texas antics and phony cops. We take a look at Israeli “comedy” and black Friday juicers. Why are still changing time and is this affecting our brown core bananas?
- Episode 686 – Oh The Hysterical Wails of the Winter Wraith of Ramjack
It’s a holiday spectacular in which we delve into some Gary Busey holiday meal plans. Brad and Dan get holiday spooks via questionable child labor laws. We discuss the Amazon original movie “Merv” which is about a cute dog for the first ho…
- Episode 685 –Ghastly Visages in the Ramjack Hall of Renown
Chris joins us as we delve into the kooky comedy/horror film House (1985) in which a house snatches the greatest American war heroes child because some soldiers that went to Vietnam just cannot get enough of being the worst.
- Episode 684 – Anecdotal Anarchy at the Ramjack Processional Pancake Breakfast
Dick Cheney is dead and Zohran Mamdani is mayor of New York. We are celebrating the post spooky season with gusto, tactical birken bags for tier one operators, and artisanal sardines. Also, we look forward to some very questionable recipes…
- Episode 683 – Rise of the Coven of Were-Beasts a Ramjack Predicament
It’s a truly spooky non-casual episode as we avoid local Ohio soap operas to delve into Tales From The Darkside 3x05 “The Geezenstacks” and 4x16 “Family Reunion” and have a run in with the frightful GabaGhoul.
- Episode 682 – Vampiric Stewards of the Ramjack Reliquary
It’s a true spooktacular as we discuss the all the terrifying antics from Alex’s trip to Orlando for a Horror Nights. Terrifying tales of ceilings, and Extra-Terrestrials, taxidermy, and (presumably) Roy lurk within.
- Episode 681 – Armed for Chicanery: Ramjack Prepares
Spooky times are underway and monsters are truly everywhere Brad reports in from Horror Nights and Alex is learning about the terror of the double derecho. No tax holiday for moonpie knives?! Scandalous.
- Episode 680 – Sailing on the Cursed Seas of Ramjack: Adrift and Bereft
Alex has been menaced by jets and robots, but not the spirits of the fourth and/or fifth most famous of the Marx Brothers, Brad is being menaced by overly confusing youtube videos and the shockingly low efforts of a pro-genocide cola compa…
- Episode 679 – Earthbound Demigods: The Betrayers of Ramjack
Alex survives his pumpkin woes, Brad is being traumatized by terrible motivational speakers and unfathomably stupid business decisions. We are getting ready for the Halloween Creep while living a prepared lifestyle.
- Episode 678 – Is This The Shadow Of Ramjack That Forewarns My Death?
New Fall Decor is dropping and we are expecting all out chaos. We begin making our plans to infiltrate the Bass Pro Shop pyramid to harness all the powers of the Creepy Holler with our ceremonial Moonpie Dagger.
- Episode 677 – Turbulent Times The 15th Annual Ramjack 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream From Planet Earth’s Greatest Nation Wrapped In Fetishistic Nationalism As Baby Jesus Always Intended It
Where were you when he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died? Happy Holidays! We kick off the season by discussing the Holiday Classic "Madame Web"
- Episode 676 – Is It Your Sanity Or Your Life That Will Sustain Ramjack
Alex has some not-so-new ideas for dental treatment. Brad has some interesting new treats for those who receive. Alex ventures to a pop mart to locate a Pazuzu Labubu. People are Ticked Off! but those people also read the Bridge column of…
- Episode 675 – Lets Destroy the Foolhardy Detractors of Ramjack
Alex returns from his summer travels. Brad is doing stressful theme park math. We discuss the Christian Film “Quigley: An Angelic Tail” AKA “Daddy Dog Day” a movie in which Gary Busey is reincarnated as a dog to perform the dark rituals of…
- Episode 674 – Idols of Ramjack: The Worshipped and the Cursed
Can Ivermectin kill all the little venoms in your system, also can I borrow some money? We discuss the Hallmark Mystery: Jazz Ramsey A K-9 Mystery a true classic as we kick off dog/reincarnation month.
- Episode 673 – Breakout Sessions for Assassination at the Ramjack Summer Session
It’s a casual episode. Brad has become a personification of trauma after having watched “Bring Her Back” Alex reports in on the latest from Kings Island. We check in our creepy pals and the latest from Ticked Off! Old people and meet an ug…
- Episode 672 – Institutions of Frivolity in The Grand Order of Ramjack
Everything is very normal and reasonable in the United States. Alex reports in on dogs learning to swim. Brad is paying the price for making fun of Claire. T and T 3x08 “The Mysterious Mauler” has T and T investigating some absolutely baff…
- Episode 671 – Somewhere at the Crossroads of Madness and Ramjack
We take a creepy quiz and learn about the popularity of pendulums. Can you contact the Keebler Elves in the Hollow Tree Factory through the ether via a scrying bowl? T and T 3x07 “A Lesson in Values” has Terri taking on the case of a tax-d…
- Episode 670 – Nations Arise in the Revolt of Ramjack
We discuss the latest reports on America’s most braindead-ogre Senator and give some advice. T and T 3x06 “Take my Life, Please” takes us to the worst comedy club imaginable. Can we find something more niche than a guy that only does Mob j…
- Episode 669 – Extinguish the Fires and Behold the Aftermath of Ramjack
Crimes are all around mostly caused by radon gas taking out children and people trying to take a vacation from their vacation. T and T 3x05 “Decker’s Ex” introduces us to a some truly shocking fashion crimes and implies Decker’s ex-wife is…
- Episode 668 – Steady Yourself For Ramjacks Cavalcade of Obscurities
It’s a casual episode in which we learn about our coffee personalities and check in with the Mormons to learn if sinful handholding will get your temple parking validated. Alex updates us on Minecraft and Black Mirror.
- Episode 667 – Do You Stand in Defiance of Ramjack the Merciful?
We are back, Alex has survived an assassination attempt by a shifty Tennessee waitress. Brad has seen a movie about a personified manifestation of trauma and depression because it’s 2025. We watch the first tv movie of Lexx 1x01 “I Worship…
- Episode 666 – Never Scream While Ramjack Waits For Sustenance
Welcome to a super spooky episode 666. Chris joins us as we explore the hidden terrors of local municipal elections, the nightmarish riddle of buying random keys from grifters on a website, and Borris Karloff’s birthplace. We discuss Andre…
- Episode 665 – Arbitrary Moments Stolen by the Sinister Hand of Ramjack
We hold Alex to account for his lies and also his online chats with children. We do some old people pancake math and get TICKED OFF! An all-time great T and T episode 3x04 "Cry Wolf" introduces a new hero and completely forgets about Teri…
- Episode 664 – Silence Lest You Rouse The Banshees of Ramjack
Brad goes on a farmers market adventure. Alex is TICKED OFF! at the girl scout app. How many computer mice is too many? What they smell like sandalwood and bergamot? T and T 3x03 “Halfway to Nowhere” has a wildly angsty teen/highlander vil…
- Episode 663 – Enigma of the Bold: Ramjack's Hidden Cipher
Brad is finishing his vacation by reading a touching holiday story that makes absolutely no sense. Also, he was killed by the Green Goblin and Spider-man did not avenge him. T and T 3x02 “Hargroves Call” is a truly wild tale of an old reti…
- Episode 662 – If You Perceive of Ramjack Will You Live to Tell The Tale?
Brad is trying all the wacky new foods Alex is staying on brand with the most boring tastes imaginable. We missed gargoyle week but we have a new scandalous spirit for purchase. We jump into a new season on T and T 3x01 “Cracked” where we…
- Episode 661 – Take Your Harbinger of Ramjack to Work Day
Brad has fallen into a very odd Instagram mystery. Alex continues to visit the worst dentist. On T and T 2x20 “A Natural Death” is confounding on many fronts when a child nurse falls asleep at work leading to drama in the second season fin…
- Episode 660 – Each and Every Generation: A Trifle for Ramjack
Alex gives updates on the state of his dentals and skating and Brad has watched Doctor Who: Section 31 a “film” with 4 hours of exposition in 95 minutes. On T and T 2x19 “Family Honour” a lot of plot happens in the last 2 minutes as per us…
- Episode 659 – In your Tarnished Nightmares Lurks the Heart of Ramjack
Casual episodes continue as we catch-up. Here's a question: what if generational trauma was werewolves, and by werewolves, I mean a skin condition? Brad has seen "Wolfman" and Alex has seen "Talk to Me". When is it too late to abandon a ca…
- Episode 658 – Careful Walks the Scoundrel Marked by Ramjack
It’s an extra-casual episode as we learn that Dudes remain the worst in 2025. We give some advice to the Mormons and they help us solve a fast-food mystery. There are bags of angels for sale at our favorite website.
- Episode 657 – Ostentatious Displays from Ramjacks Secret Syndicate
Behold the new law of the land for 2025: Life Is Burger and Burger Is Life and Trash Cans are not gifts. Could Donald Trump defeat the smile monster? We check in on some old friends at forever name-changing forum.
- Episode 656 – Sacrifice to Solstice Beast at the Behest of Ramjack
Alex is dealing with contractor drama Brad has somewhat mostly seen Kraven: The Hunter: The Movie. The dumbest people in the country are very concerned about drones. It’s still winter so we examine the confounding Netflix holiday creation…
- Episode 655 – Festival of Ramjack in the Peppermint Principality of the Damned
Reggie is on the hunt for shadow people and we will support him all the way. Did you choose the appropriately nonsensical luxury gifts for your loved ones during the holidays? Alex has returned from a Mountain holiday and Brad has seen Gay…
- Episode 654 – Opera of the Great and Forever Malicious Ramjack
We’re back for a casual episode. Have you deposited your first of 25 Secret-Santa gifts in the secret box? Make sure to switch the handwriting on your form to participate. We discuss our latest shenanigans and the absolute villainy of Sham…
- Episode 653 – Every Soul You Devour Brings You One Death Closer to Ramjack
Tammy and Dan Join us to discuss the antics from our HHN tour and the various spooky monsters we met. Note: We will be checking our pledge levels before we head to El Club de la Biblioteca.
- Episode 652 – Ramjack and the Screaming Skeletons of the Endless Crimson Night
Are you bouncing on the job? Have you ever given a demon baby away as a Trick-or-Treat? Alex updates us on the latest Disney Descendants Brad catches up on the Terrifier Franchise. We discuss the holiday classic Puppet Master vs Demonic To…
- Episode 651 – Obelisk of the Pumpkin Mage: Ramjacks Secret Sigil
Protection from curses worthwhile or not? Alex is not allowed to go back to Clowning. Brad has seen The Substance and Joker Folie à Deux. We discuss 1987’s “Dolls” a kooky Halloween treat and delightful forefather to Puppet Master series.
- Episode 650 – Vacancy at the Ramjack Firing Squad
Monsters are lurking everywhere keep an eye out and have extra socks just in case. People are Ticked Off! at all the wrong things and surprise puppies are the best puppies.
- Episode 649 – I say No No Never Speak of Ramjack Under the Presence of The Moonlight
Travel back in time with us as we discuss all the hard-hitting issues, T and T “Thicker than Water” introduces us to the urban Dance Cave and some of the most bewildering fashions we’ve ever seen. Also what was weirder Captain Power, Local…
- Episode 648 – National Invitation to Commemoration: The 14th Annual Ramjack 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream From Planet Earth’s Greatest Nation Wrapped In Fetishistic Nationalism As Baby Jesus Always Intended It
Oh no it happened again, we forgot. The holiday season kicks off with a full reporting of the spooky ventures into Halloween Horror Nights and we take a moment to think of how we can thank the brave people of Afghanistan for Madame Web.