Radio Nonsense: A Comedy Club 4 Kids podcast
Comedy
About
The official Comedy Club 4 Kids podcast where the very best children's comedians discuss all of your important questions. Suitable for everyone aged 6-99 years old (no 100 year olds allowed). Featuring different guest comedians every week and hosted by Tiernan Douieb. ‘A highlight for children.‘ – The GuardianNominated for Best Children's Podcast at the Independent Podcast Awards 2023. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
- what would happen if you went back in time to the beginning of time and you messed with history and you didn’t EXIST BUT YOU ARE THERE AT THE TIME YOU DONT EXIST BUT YOU NEED TO GO THE FUTURE BECAUSE YOU EXIST IN THE FUTURE? With Paul Goodenough
Paul Goodenough discusses a time travel paradox involving personal non-existence at the beginning of time and the implications for history with host Tiernan Douieb on Radio Nonsense.
- If soap falls on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty? With Kate Hammer
Kate Hammer joins Tiernan on Comedy Club 4 Kids to discuss questions about soap, specifically the dilemma of whether the floor or the soap is dirty when soap falls. Listeners are encouraged to send in their own questions and jokes.
- No. 217? With Adam Larter
Adam Larter is the guest on Radio Nonsense, hosted by Tiernan. They discuss long boats and the number 217. Listeners can submit questions and jokes to the podcast.
- What would happen if you trapped your granny in your wardrobe 4 3 years? With Kathy Rivett
Kathy Rivett joins Radio Nonsense to discuss the hypothetical scenario of trapping one's granny in a wardrobe for three years. The podcast also solicits questions, jokes, and general nonsense from listeners.
- Why are bananas yellow is it because of the orange in the sun or the lion that ate all of the mangos? With Sharifa Butterfly
Universe traveller Sharifa Butterfly joins host Tiernan Douieb to discuss beans and bananas on the Radio Nonsense podcast. Listeners are encouraged to send in their questions and jokes.
- If people say the sky is blue because it's a reflection of the water, then why is some of it not green or brown? With Olaf Falafel
Olaf Falafel returns to the podcast this week, to talk about the colour of the sky and millipedes! Check out Olaf's 'Stupidest Super Stupid Show' tour dates here: http://www.olaffalafel.com/ His comic the Far Out Five here: https://w…
- Why his hair made of cheeseburger POO? With Hannah Warman
This week Tiernan is joined by top cauliflower detector Hannah Warman, who is able to answer all cheeseburger poo hair based questions. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GR…
- Why do why is the world hot and cold at the same time? With Grace Jarvis
Grace Jarvis joins Tiernan this week to talk about rhinoceros rat snakes and answer questions about the Earth being hot and cold. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF…
- Who is Mr mc Murpbo? With Silky
Hooray, Silky returns to the podcast to talk about being twanged to the moon and back 300 times and answer a Q about Mr MC Murpbo. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN U…
- How do you capture a snortalflax? With Abby Waumbaugh
The very funny Abby Waumbaugh joins Tiernan this week to talk about not getting into an office and capturing snortalflaxes. Get Nat's new book 'The Overthinkers Club: Happy List' here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/the-overthinker…
- Why are foxes orange? With Nat Luurtsema
Nat Luurtsema is back on Radio Nonsense to talk broken ankles and answer questions about foxes. Get Nat's new book 'The Overthinkers Club: Happy List' here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/the-overthinkers-club-happy-list/nat-luurtsema/97…
- Is there a breed of stinky hippos that is named the stinkedy stinkedy hippo??????????????????????!!!? With Edy Hurst
This week Edy Hurst returns to talk about throwing porridge at things and answer a question about stinky hippos. Go and see Edy's kids show at the Leicester Comedy Festival: https://events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/edy-hursts-drea…
- Is there real lava in lava lamps and if so is there flavored lava colored lava can you replace the lava with frozen peas or what? With Kit Sullivan
Kit Sullivan returns to talk BEANS! And also answer a question from Coffee Cat about lava lamps. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLE…
- If i ate myself,would i get twice as big,or just disappear? With Sarah Mills
Sarah Mills returns to Radio Nonsense to talk about 'do not walk on the grass' signs and answer questions about eating yourself. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF Y…
- Why don’t they make a mint that makes ur poo smell nice? With Andrew Barnett Jones
On this week's show Andrew Barnett Jones returns to discuss oranges, boranges and doranges, and also help Tiernan answer a question about minty poops. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclu…
- If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie? With Mandeep Singh
Mandeep Singh, the inventor of the bumbrella - an umbrella just for your bum, joins Tiernan this week to answer a question about ketchup. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk…
- Christmas Special 2025 with Howard Read
It's the Christmas special Radio Nonsense! Howard Read joins Tiernan to answer all your important Christmas questions. This is the last Radio Nonsense for 2025, but we'll be back in 2026! Have a lovely Christmas and a very happy new…
- My question is I’m I me or am i you or am i Garry panson? With Lorna Rose Treen
Lorna Rose Treen, who has never seen a horse, returns to Radio Nonsense this week to help Tiernan answer a question from KG. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF…
- What is butter made out of? With Kit Finnie and Ciaran Chillingworth
Tiernan is joined this week by Ciaran Chillingworth and Kit Finnie, inventors of the non-flying airplane. They help answer an important question from Zai about butter. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcas…
- Why do yachs not need Jonny Mclaughins go to the go-go dance? With Anna Soden
This week Anna Soden calls in from inside a giant glove and helps Tiernan answer questions about Jonny Maclaughlins. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN…
- Why does an apple a day keep the doctor away? With Jonny Awsum
Expert at pushing things over in a really annoying way, Jonny Awsum, joins the podcast this week to help Tiernan answer a question about apples and doctors. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@com…
- Why is you do wib wob with grub gub? With Laura Lexx
Hooray! Laura Lexx returns to the show to talk about inventing chairs and answer questions about wib wobs and grub gubs. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU…
- If land dinosaurs became birds than what did aquatic dinosaurs became? With Dru Cripps
Dru Cripps joins the podcast this week to talk about sinking ships and aquatic dinosaurs. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO…
- What are rubber chicken? met for !????????!?!!!!! With Jorjeana Maria
The not really a Halloween episode, Halloween episode and this week expert leaf reattacher Jorjeana Maria joins Tiernan to answer questions about rubber chickens. Check out Jorjeana's brilliant puppet youtube kids channel here: https…
- How much earwax do I make in a year and what could I use it for? With Mark Watson
Unnecessarily angry Mark Watson joins Tiernan this week to talk about ear wax. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://…
- What is your favorite Michael Jackson song? With Bella Humphries
Professional sneezer Bella Humphries joins Tiernan this week to answer questions about Jack's son, Michael. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A…
- Why are goldfish called goldfish if they are orange? With John Cooper
John Cooper takes a break from teaching his passive martial art, Air-ate, to help Tiernan answer a question about goldfish. Also: Chutney. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk…
- Do dragons like bubbles? With Sam See
The only person in the world who can teach llamas how to do ballet, Sam See, joins Tiernan this week to answer a big question about dragons, and accuse him of being Paddington Bear. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM…
- Why do horses sleep standing up when they know how to lay down? With Jennifer Carss
The world's second best speaking clock, Jennifer Carss joins Tiernan this week to talk about time, toast and answer Gianna's questions about fries and horses. Go see Jennifer's kids comedy show 'Who stole the Christmas Pud?' this Dec…
- What does ASMR stand for? With Gary Panton
Gary Panton returns to the show to tell Tiernan about being mayor of Clowntown, ASMR and his new book 'The Notwitches: Prison Break'. Plus a competition to win a copy of the book! Grab a copy of the second Notwitches book, illustrat…
- Is ham called ham because of the flower ham or just the human ham? With Duncan Oakley
Duncan Oakley joins Tiernan this week to talk about people who can't see cucumbers and how ham got its name. Check out Duncan's YoutubeKids channel here: https://www.youtube.com/@duncanshmuncan WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS,…
- Are clouds actually evaporated oranges painted white? With Charlotte Cropper
The podcast returns! Charlotte Cropper joins Tiernan to talk about losing an entire continent and whether clouds are evaporated oranges painted white. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedycl…
- Are oranges called oranges because oranges are oranges? With The Listies
It's the last Radio Nonsense before the summer and Tiernan is joined by Rich and Matt aka The Listies! They return to the show to talk oranges, poffertjes and solar powered monks! See The Listies at the EdFringe and on tour and list…
- If good day is a fancy thing, why isn't good night fancy? With Mat Ricardo
Fridge whisperer extraordinaire Mat Ricardo helps Tiernan answer a very important question about saying 'good night'. Get Mat's excellent new book full of tips about magic and comedy here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Magic-You-Mat-Rica…
- Why are oranges orange? With Myles Mcleod
On the podcast this week Tiernan is joined by extreme sandwich artist Myles Mcleod to discuss questions about oranges. Get Myles's brilliant Knight Sir Louis books here: https://www.knightsirlouis.com/ JOIN THE ADVERT…
- What if the ocean was made of peanut butter? With Emily-Jane Clark
Emily-Jane Clark returns to the show this week to talk to Tiernan all about traffic cones, peanut butter oceans and her brilliant new book 'Cringe Club'. PLUS: A competition to win a copy of Cringe Club! Have a listen to enter. Pre-…
- Why can’t oranges sing? With Runi Talwar
Rigatoni Runi aka Runi Talwar is the guest on Radio Nonsense this week as he talks to Tiernan about pasta based clothes and answers questions about singing oranges. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR…
- WHY IS GREEN? With Sunjai Arif
This week Tiernan is joined by chair speaker Sunjai Arif to discuss green peas in ears and questions about green. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-…
- Are hamsters actually called hamsters because they're made of ham? With Cerys Bradley
This week top wheel increaser Cerys Bradley brings their expertise to the podcast as they help Tiernan answer a Q about hamsters and ham. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://pl…
- What would happen if a rainbow was backwards? With Eleanor Morton
Book eater Eleanor Morton is the guest on this week's show, as her and Tiernan tackle an important question about rainbows. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s…
- Why are scabs so pickable? With Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton joins the podcast this week to answer questions about scabs and talk about his brilliant book 'Become a Genius In a Year'. Grab Mike's kids book here: https://harpercollins.co.uk/products/become-a-genius-in-a-year-mike-…
- If we can see through glass why can't we see through a wall? With Jen Wakefield
Expert cat swinger Jen Wakefield joins Tiernan this week to answer a very tricky question about walls. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-9…
- Bum. Is the world round, square, flat, triangle or a poo? With Neill Cameron
Comic book creator Neill Cameron joins Tiernan this week to talk about his anti-wellington boot campaign and answer a question about the shape of the world. Grab Donut Squad Take Over The World right here: https://www.neillcameron.c…
- Who is letting all the laser-beam, glow-in-the-dark, farting frogs out of their dogs? With Catie Wilkins
Children's author and comedian Catie Wilkins joins the podcast this week to talk classical shoe concerts and answer questions about laser-beam, glow-in-the-dark, farting frogs. Get Catie's latest children's book 'Cafe Chaos: My Fami…
- Why do we call it taking a dump instead of just dumping? With Bilal Zafar
Bilal Zafar returns to the podcast to talk about swimming in jelly and answer Blazer's question about taking a dump. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a…
- Why are stinky hippos so stinky??????? With Joz Norris
Top crayon farmer Joz Norris joins Tiernan this week to talk jet packs and stinky hippos. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dca…
- Why doesn’t poo talk anymore? With Charlie Vero Martin
Agent to the actual stars and some planets, Charlie Vero Martin, joins Tiernan to answer Tobin's question about why poo doesn't talk anymore. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https:…
- Why are frogs animals when bid jumping green blobs are not ?????? With Shelf
Rachel and Ruby aka the brilliant sketch group Shelf return to the podcast to talk whisky duelling and help Tiernan answer Horse Dude's question. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: ht…
- What time do flabby cats fly???? With Helena Mitchell
Helena Mitchell joins Tiernan this week to discuss old news and answer questions about flying flabby cats. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e…
- Can animals that have scales catch fleas? With Gary Panton
Author Gary Panton joins Tiernan this week to talk about his new and brilliantly funny book The Notwitches, but also skunk crossings and he helps to answer Mya's question too. Get a copy of The Notwitches right here: https://www.chi…