Qualified Nonsense
Society & Culture
About
Qualified Nonsense is a podcast wherein lifelong friends aim to answer life's pressing, and not-so-pressing, questions using their lived experiences and insight in a fun and less-than-qualified manner.
Episodes
- Follow Us for More Beauty Tips
This episode features the hosts discussing topics such as soccer, birthdays, a shoulder update, changes in youth baseball, and celebrity attractiveness. They also offer advice for a romantic situation and share impressions.
- Cold War Kid
This episode of Qualified Nonsense features guest Ryan Richardson, a Navy veteran and Trimet operator. They discuss his time on a submarine, his experiences in Portland, and life advice.
- Kissin’ Cousins
The Qualified Nonsense podcast, hosted by Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt, covers topics including urinals, cocktails, their listenership in Vietnam, and the social taboos surrounding dating third cousins. New merchandi…
- The Shoulder That Care Forgot
In this episode of Qualified Nonsense, hosts Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt discuss a recent trip to New Orleans, during which Brandon dislocated his shoulder. They also touch on Jake finding new work, raptor adventure…
- Joe Puts the FU in Fun
This episode features Joe Harrison of Farmers Union Coffee Roasters, discussing coffee roasting, brewing at home, and international transportation issues. The hosts also address listener questions about booking travel and how entertainment…
- Boogie Woogie Bugles Bois
The hosts discuss St. Patrick’s Day traditions, corned beef versus pastrami, the transition to spring, drag queens, getting older, chip preferences, and how music feels when high.
- Serving Kant
Mike and Moy of Evening Squire Productions join Qualified Nonsense to discuss their film projects and filmmaking journey. The conversation also covers the film festival circuit, coffee, tea, and relationship advice.
- Go Outside, Nerd!
The hosts welcome a hobbyist beekeeper to discuss honeybees, glands, secretions, and tips for helping pollinators. They also touch on Lego sets, culture, drama, and the idea of men wanting to live like hermits.
- Pioneers! O Pioneers!
This episode features a conversation with longtime friend Becca, reminiscing about high school, first jobs, and youthful pranks. The hosts also delve into life after 40, astrology, and navigating workplace challenges.
- Make It So-So
Erik Anderson, a neighbor of host Matt, appears on Qualified Nonsense to discuss Star Trek, changes in TV episode orders, the local 'Buy Nothing' scene, and various other topics.
- Podcasters in Cars Getting Coffee
Peter Kincaid, founder of Eugene Men’s Social Club and Eugene Car Club, discusses the importance of community, the perceived decline of the internet, and personal social development with hosts Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bern…
- Else the Puck a Liar Call
Derek joins Qualified Nonsense to discuss his guest role on 'Leverage,' Bitcoin scams, perceived dangers, the popularity of hockey, and firsthand observations of the Tonya Harding scandal.
- Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy
The podcast episode "Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy" from Qualified Nonsense discusses a wide range of topics including intimate subjects, personal hardships, the events of 9/11, beekeeping, and veganism.
- Balancing the Geek and the Freak
In this episode of Qualified Nonsense, hosts Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt discuss a range of topics including the LIGO Hanford Observatory, Lord of the Rings, video games, PCs, and more personal subjects.
- (Stumblebum) Beer, Cheese, and Fries - Ft. Eli Green
Eli Green, owner of Stumblebum Beer Company, joins the podcast to discuss beer, fry-flights, and nostalgic beer memories. The episode also features Reddit questions and a discussion on
- New Year, New Season, New Us
The hosts of Qualified Nonsense, Brandon, Jake, and Matt, are back to discuss holiday updates and explore topics such as actions that are legal but frowned upon, and other subjects they deem essential.
- Season 2 Finale!!!
The Qualified Nonsense podcast team celebrates their Season 2 finale with a live, unedited episode. They recap the season and extend holiday wishes to their listeners.
- Penultimate Season Banger!
This is the penultimate episode of season 2, where hosts Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt discuss aging, the effects of time, hamburger preferences, and compare drunk versus stoned behavior. They also promote their live…
- Essentials and Adult Sleepovers
The Qualified Nonsense podcast episode 'Essentials and Adult Sleepovers' features hosts Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt discussing hunky things and approaching the season's end. They mention an upcoming live event on No…
- Halloweenies on Mic!
This episode of Qualified Nonsense is titled "Halloweenies on Mic!". The hosts are Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt. Listener feedback can be sent to qualifiednonsense@gmail.com.
- Growing Up and Smelling nice!
The podcast Qualified Nonsense explores childhood experiences and their evolution into adulthood, alongside an examination of fragrances and their role in human attraction. Hosts Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt guide th…
- Birding, naughty media, and saving humanity (kinda)
This episode of Qualified Nonsense, despite a numbering mix-up, covers topics including birding, media, and saving humanity. The hosts address the episode error and encourage listener engagement through their Patreon.
- Wink and a Smile (and a noise?)
The hosts of Qualified Nonsense discuss aging and noises made after 40. They also touch on flirting, humorously noting they are married and any such discussions are reserved for their Patreon.
- Anger Management Playlist
The hosts of Qualified Nonsense discuss whether people seem angrier and share their 'ride or die' musical artists for long drives. They also briefly mention copyright concerns regarding singing popular songs.
- The C word and other fun taboos!
The Qualified Nonsense podcast tackles taboo subjects, including the casual use of the c-word and the discussion of racial identifiers related to attraction. Hosts Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt explore these potential…
- More like midlife "Christ, let's do something else" am I right?
The hosts of Qualified Nonsense discuss their struggles with titling the episode, eventually deciding on one related to blasphemy. The episode itself covers topics of midlife crises and hygiene.
- Thank goodness for stupid people and nudes, am I right?
This episode of Qualified Nonsense features hosts Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt discussing topics like robot name calling, dumb people inc., and nudes sharing.
- What'r them kids drinkin? Look what I can do!
The podcast Qualified Nonsense tackles unrelated inquiries and asks questions that don't keep listeners up at night. Hosts Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt investigate nothing.
- Parting parties and nudes but you know them!
The hosts recount party experiences and discuss when to leave before situations escalate. They also delve into the topic of NSFW content involving people they know, engaging in candid conversation.
- Well adjusted adults and what kids these days missed
The hosts discuss adulting red/green flags and compare the experiences of growing up in the 90s and early 2000s with current generations.
- Geriatric Podcast
The Geriatric Podcast features three hosts discussing common experiences and sentiments associated with aging, such as physical discomfort and generational differences in perceived respect. The hosts plan to continue the podcast until they…
- "Stop hitting yourself, nerd" and being old af
In this episode of Qualified Nonsense, hosts Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt discuss various topics including 'hawk tuah,' sandwiches, and the experience of getting older. They also mention a recent live show available…
- Adult skills (not those!) and an always watch movie (not those!)
The hosts of Qualified Nonsense discuss important life skills and movies that viewers will always want to watch. They also announced a live show on Tuesday, July 29th.
- Early News and Sleeping Nude!
In this episode of Qualified Nonsense, hosts Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt address Reddit questions concerning early memories, the average age of Reddit users, and the topic of sleeping naked. The hosts also discuss t…
- Haters n' Smellers
The podcast episode "Haters n' Smellers" from Qualified Nonsense touches on the importance of online kindness. It encourages listeners to interact with the show through reviews, subscriptions, and financial support via Patreon.
- Being Healthy and Stinkin' Honesty
This episode of Qualified Nonsense, hosted by Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt, features insightful and provocative answers to thoughtful questions.
- Verbal Jousting and Living in Sin! Oh boy!
The podcast features hosts Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt discussing topics like "Verbal Jousting and Living in Sin!". They produce the show remotely and encourage listener engagement via email and social media.
- Men go "pew pew", but do they save money?
The hosts of Qualified Nonsense discuss work, life, love, and happiness. They also touch on the male tendency towards violence and marketing strategies that prove to be more expensive than anticipated.
- The Prospector and the Grown Ass Man
In this episode of Qualified Nonsense, hosts Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt provide 43 minutes of content and encourage listeners to reach out with feedback.
- Midnight Snacks & Calling BS!
In their 30th episode, hosts Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt discuss
- QN Cocktail, friendly payouts, and simp for makeup (makedown?)
This episode of Qualified Nonsense covers topics such as
- NPR but with trending ass hair.. wait.
Qualified Nonsense discusses a jump in their episode count from 26 to 28, explaining the mystery of the missing episode 27. They encourage listener engagement through questions, comments, and reviews.
- Aging and dating yourself: can't stop the first, may as well do the second!
The hosts of Qualified Nonsense discuss aging and self-care, noting the shift in their podcast's focus towards self-help. They share personal updates and describe incorporating practices like using candles and gonging temple bells.
- Shakespeare, simping, and poop knockers - A Podcast
This episode of Qualified Nonsense discusses Shakespeare,
- C-3PO, Discounds, and Eye-Rolls, OH MY!
In this episode, hosts Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt discuss regrettable purchases, even those made at a discount. They also delve into universally cringe-worthy content that elicits eye-rolls, questioning their own s…
- “Mildly Unwell” Root Canals & Restroom Revelations
The hosts of Qualified Nonsense discuss misconceptions about babies, a difficult dental procedure, and a television series. They also delve into workplace restroom etiquette and the physical changes associated with aging.
- (no) Sympathy for the (rotund) Devil
The hosts of Qualified Nonsense discuss societal hostilities and delve into the mindset behind fat shaming. They reflect on the will to live and fight another day.
- Making the world a better place, one fart at a time.
In this episode of Qualified Nonsense, hosts Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt release new, improvised content. They encourage listeners to engage by sending questions and comments to qualifiednonsense@gmail.com.
- Sour Beer, Hidden Artifacts, and Cringe, OH MY!
Qualified Nonsense discusses listener feedback on sour beer making, explores topics related to hidden artifacts, and reflects on embarrassing past moments.
- sCaNdAlOuS!!!
The hosts of Qualified Nonsense discuss gossip and share "truth bombs." They mention the episode has a loose intro and reference the year 2002ish. They encourage listeners to engage via email and social media platforms.