Park Bench Ontology
Comedy
About
is a low-stakes existential crisis disguised as a comedy podcast for people quietly losing faith in the script of modern life. Each week, comedian and writer Gavin Stephens dissects the absurd machinery of capitalism and culture — from sitcoms to wealth inequality, Baudrillard to people who talk in the movies — exposing the broken myths, invisible rules, and slow-motion collapse we all pretend isn’t happening. Presented by The Chonilla Network . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
- What Is Legacy... Really? | Park Bench Ontology S03E01
There's a cannon in most towns. Next to a plaque nobody reads. Families take photos there during the day. Men cruise there at night, cars idling, windows fogged, child seats in the back. That gap is exactly what legacy does. In this episod…
- The Bench Is Still Here — A Note Before the Break
Season 2 is done. This is a short note before the pause — where the show has been, where it's going, and why the bench isn't going anywhere. Season 3 is coming. I'm not ready to talk about it yet. New episodes return later this year. 🎙 Pa…
- Grocery Store Security Guards and the Collapse of Abundance
The security guard at the grocery store is a sign before they are a deterrent. This episode takes Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower as its anchor and reads scarcity not as a natural condition but as a managed one — enforced through bod…
- Childs Was Right
In 1982, John Carpenter released The Thing — a film about paranoia in isolation. But beneath the alien horror is a quieter question: Why does crisis always seem to produce the same kind of leader? From Snake Plissken to MacReady to Jack Bu…
- Elbows Up, Davos, and The Shock Doctrine
This week, we examine the “Elbows Up” movement and Mark Carney’s Davos speech through the framework of Naomi Klein’s The Shock Doctrine. When crisis rhetoric meets elite policy, what changes — and what stays the same? A philosophical and p…
- Why Does Society Feel Like an Art Gallery?
What actually gives people power today?🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world. 🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca 🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized 📷 Instagram: @countgavin 🐦 Blu…
- The Real Housewives of the Overlook Hotel
What happens when reality TV becomes a haunted house? This episode looks at The Shining and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City as the same structure repeating itself: endless luxury, frozen time, and personalities trapped inside a build…
- State & Revolution at the Dinner Table | Park Bench Ontology S2E3
Arguments about communism, socialism, and capitalism rarely fail because people disagree. They fail because nobody is using the same definitions. This episode looks at how political language turns into dinner-table theater — where words st…
- EPISODE 2 - Enframing & Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
Episode 2 of Park Bench Ontology looks at enframing — the idea that modern systems don’t just control what we do, but how the world shows up to us in the first place. Using Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, we trace how empathy, humani…
- Burnout Is a Feature, Not a Bug
Burnout isn’t an accident. In this episode, I sit on a park bench and talk about why stillness feels suspicious, why boredom is treated like a problem, and how a society built on constant stimulation quietly teaches people to fear being al…
- Simulation / Spectacle: The Real Satanic Panic
They told us fantasy games were dangerous, but reality was the real cult. In Episode 8, Gavin looks at how the Satanic Panic became a rehearsal for today’s culture wars — a simulation of evil that kept us from noticing the system running t…
- Necropolitics: Living Isn’t the Point Anymore
This week, Gavin looks at necropolitics — the philosophy of who gets to live, who’s left to die, and how power hides behind empathy. From Charlie Kirk’s empathy shaming to the way immigrants, women, and Black people are turned into electio…
- Freedom From Freedom: To Be Free of Freedom
Everyone loves to talk about “freedom” — but what kind? The freedom we’re sold isn’t liberation; it’s consumption. It’s “freedom” as brand — the right to choose between identical prisons. In this episode of Park Bench Ontology , I talk abo…
- Psychopolitics: How Control Got Cute
In this episode of Park Bench Ontology , Gavin dives into the strange world of psychopolitics — where control doesn’t come from force anymore, it comes from vibes . From influencer culture to “mental health awareness” campaigns, the system…
- Hauntology - The Future Isn't Coming
The future isn’t coming — it’s being rewritten. In Episode 4 of Park Bench Ontology: Hauntology, I explore how capitalism erases anything that doesn’t produce value, from WWE’s most absurd gimmicks to the mistakes that make life human. We…
- Capitalist Realism & My Old Navy Malcolm X Shirt
In this week’s episode of Park Bench Ontology , we dive headfirst into capitalist realism —the idea that capitalism is the only system that feels “real” and inevitable—and what it means when our identities, style, and culture are co-opted…
- Racecraft: The Making of Whiteness
Some guy once told me he was proud to be white. But “whiteness” was never a culture — it was manufactured as a team sport by the people in power. In this episode of Park Bench Ontology, I break down how the invention of whiteness became a…
- The Sopranos & The Denial of Death
Tony Soprano’s panic attacks aren’t just mob stress — they’re existential dread. In this episode of Park Bench Ontology, we dive into Ernest Becker’s The Denial of Death and how it explains Tony’s breakdowns, projection, and the absurd way…
- Welcome to the Collapse
Uncolonized is Evolving… New Season. New Ontology. From Uncolonized → Park Bench Ontology For years, Uncolonized has been our space to challenge culture, identity, and power. That work isn’t ending — it’s mutating. We’re evolving into Park…
- Episode 25: Narratives, Existential Dread & The Spook Who Sat by the Door
Uncolonized host Gavin unpacks the weaponization of narratives, existential dread in capitalist culture, and the revolutionary symbolism of The Spook Who Sat by the Door . Listen now + bonus episode on Patreon. 🎙 Park Bench Ontology — exi…
- S16E25: Sinners & Andor – A Deep Dive into Discourse
This week on the Uncolonized Podcast, Gavin and Daniel tackle the cinematic and cultural complexities of the film Sinners and the hit series Andor. Join us as we explore the narratives, themes, and the surrounding discourse that movies lik…
- S16E24: Election Aftermath Instagram Live/ with Derek Forgie
In this week's episode of Uncolonized, we dive deep into the recent Canadian federal election outcomes with special guest Derek Forgie from @Partiesoverproject. Join us as we discuss the implications of the election results, the shifting p…
- S16E23: Polling Stations, Power Trips & the Myth of Democracy
In this solo episode, Gavin unpacks his firsthand experience working at a Canadian federal election polling station—and why it left him more convinced than ever that capitalism and democracy are fundamentally incompatible. From authoritari…
- Episode 16: Museums, Deportations, and Colonial Déjà Vu
This week on Uncolonized, Daniel and Gavin tear into the Royal Ontario Museum, where one of the board’s chairpersons is connected to a company making money off deportations from the U.S. Spoiler: colonial institutions don’t really change —…
- The Silent Majoity...sort of.
This week on Uncolonized , Gavin Stephens and Daniel Grant dive into the media’s favorite zombie narrative: the “silent majority.” Every election cycle, pundits and pollsters act like it’s a shocking new revelation—but this trope is as old…
- Episode 20: Mickey 17, Race, and the Politics of Auteurship
This week, Daniel and Gavin dissect Bong Joon Ho’s Mickey 17, using Pierre Bourdieu’s theory of cultural capital to examine who gets to be seen as an “auteur” in the public imagination — and who doesn’t. We explore how race, class, and sym…
- Episode 19: You Can’t Take It With You
Uncolonized - Episode 19: You Can’t Take It With You This week on Uncolonized, Gavin Stephens talks about losing his stuff in a fire—and not in a metaphorical, "finding yourself" way. Like, literally. Gone. Every DVD, vinyl, collectible—po…
- Uncolonized S16E18 – The Authoritarian Mindset & Canadians Who Want to be Annexed
This week, it's just me, Gavin Stephens, diving into a bizarre but growing phenomenon—Canadians who actually want the U.S. to annex Canada. I break down the authoritarian mindset behind this and why some Canadians are in complete denial ab…
- S16E17: Finding Common Ground with Derek Forgie
This week on Uncolonized , I sit down with comedian, activist, and host Derek Forgie (MTV, Just For Laughs, CBC) to discuss his new project, Parties Over . His podcast and show explore what it takes to bridge the growing divide between lef…
- S16E16: Ontario’s 2025 Election: What Now?
This week on Uncolonized, Gavin and Daniel break down the results of the 2025 Ontario election. What do the numbers say? What does it mean for the future of the province? And most importantly—how does this impact the people living here? Fr…
- S16E15: Great Television
In this solo episode, Gavin breaks down the latest political spectacle—Trump letting his mask slip and Zelenskyy failing to navigate the game of politics. Under late-stage capitalism, the pretension is gone, exposing the raw mechanics of p…
- Episode Title: S16E14 - Captain America: Brave New Neoliberalism
In this episode of Uncolonized , Gavin Stephens and Daniel Grant dive into Captain America: Brave New World , breaking down the political and social implications of the film. What does it mean to have a Black Captain America in today's wor…
- S16E13: ADHD in Adults: The Hidden Struggle with Nichole Henderson
This week on Uncolonized , host Gavin Stephens sits down with Nichole Henderson, a registered psychotherapist (BA, SSW, MACP) and founder of Yellow Chair Therapy . Together, they dive into the realities of ADHD in adults—especially those w…
- S16E12: Capitalism isn’t natural
In this solo episode of Uncolonized , Gavin dives into the philosophy of Herbert Marcuse and how it connects to his real-life experiences with people who give off an uncanny valley vibe. He unpacks how this mindset makes…
- S16E11: Wicked, Capitalist Realism & Hollywood Revolution
In this week's episode of Uncolonized, hosts Gavin Stephens and Daniel Grant delve into the 2024 film Wicked, directed by Jon M. Chu. They critically examine the movie's political messaging, exploring how capitalist realism inf…
- In God We Trust
This week on Uncolonized , Gavin & Daniel take a Canadian perspective on the incoming U.S. administration and the inauguration. How does this political shift impact the U.S., Canada, and the world? We break it all down and cut throug…
- S16E09: Hulk Hogan, Hyperreality & America’s Plutocracy
This week on Uncolonized , it’s a solo episode with me, Gavin Stephens. In Part 1, I dive into WWE’s big move to Netflix, focusing on the reception of Hulk Hogan. I explore how Jean Baudrillard’s theory of hyperreality applies to Hog…
- S16E8: The Assassination of a CEO and the Fight Over Wealth Inequality
In Episode 8 of Season 16, Gavin Stephens and Daniel Grant discuss the shocking assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson by Luigi Mangione, a man many are calling a class hero. The duo unpacks the growing divide between those w…
- Episode Title: S16E7: How Social Media Fuels Far-Right Populism
In Episode 7 of Season 16, hosts Gavin Stephens and Daniel Grant tackle the slow bleed of reality as social media continues to shape public discourse. They explore the alarming rise of far-right pipeline accounts using anti-immigrant, miso…
- S16E6: Breaking Down Heretic – Hugh Grant’s Sinister New Role
This week on Uncolonized , we dive into the gripping thriller Heretic , starring Hugh Grant in a chilling performance as the diabolical Mr. Reed. Directed by Scott Beck and Bryan Woods, and featuring a talented cast including Sophie Thatch…
- S16E05 - So what now?
In this week’s episode of Uncolonized , we dive into the aftermath of the recent U.S. election and what it means for Canadians, as it looks like another four years of Trump may be on the horizon. We break down the ripple effects of Trump’s…
- S16E04 - Libertarians and their slavery metaphors
In Episode 4 of Uncolonized Season 16, Daniel and Gavin dive deep into the 2023 film Jones Plantation , an indie movie created by anarcho-capitalists that uses slavery as a metaphor for government oppression. But behind the "freedom" rheto…
- S16E03 - These MSG Rallies
Uncolonized Podcast Season 16, Episode 3: This week, Gavin and Daniel dive into a surreal yet unsettling event—Donald Trump’s recent rally at Madison Square Garden. Drawing parallels to the 1930s Nazi rally held in the same venue, they exp…
- S16E02 - Immigrant anxiety
In this episode of Uncolonized , host Gavin Stephens dives into the heated topic of how immigrants are politicized as scapegoats in Western societies. From housing crises to public unrest, Gavin breaks down the systemic issues often buried…
- S16E01 - Are we even human any more?
This week, we looked at social media companies and the lack of autonomy in art and the world. We also discussed how renters are suffering from algorithms pricing them out of housing and how education has become impossible under surveillanc…
- S15E10 - Sorry we're late
As the title says, we are late on this one. Life has happened so this season was a bit loose. However here we are with a new and final episode for season 15. We talked politics, pop culture and so much more, so please enjoy and thank you f…
- S15E09: Doug Ford's selling off of Ontario (Part 1)
Gavin & Daniel are back with the penultimate episode of Season 15. There has been so much going on, especially in Ontario. Ontario Place closing, LCBO on strike, Doug Ford continuing his backroom deals. We had a lot to catch up on and we d…
- S15E08 - White journalist does blackface, thinks he solves racism...again
This week Gavin is all by himself, and letting loose. Gavin discusses a bunch of current events including the Canadian journo who decided to write a book about racism while doing blackface. 🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for t…
- S15E07- Why is Canada’s support for LGBTQ2 rights and visibility declining ?
This week Daniel & Gavin discussed Canada's decline in support for the LGBTQ2 community based on a recent poll, and the general anger that seems to be very prevalent in the country The Global News poll showing declining support https://glo…
- S15E06 - Kendrick Vs. Drake & the business of beef.
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