No Utes In The Valet
Comedy
About
What happens when a city-bred celebrity stylist and a country raised four-time AFL premiership hero collide? Chaos, chemistry and cultural carnage. No Utes in the Valet is the fast talking, fashion-meets-footy podcast nobody asked for but everyone will binge. Elliot Garnaut lives in a world of couture, champagne and chauffeur drop-offs. Isaac Smith , premiership powerhouse and Norm Smith medallist, prefers a stubby, a snag, and the back of a Hilux. Think Ab Fab meets The Front Bar , served with a side of sibling-like bickering. Proving true friendship can be found in unlikely places.
Episodes
- “Just Think You’re Hot”: Montana Cox Turns Isaac Smith Into A Runway Model
This episode of "No Utes In The Valet" features AFL player Isaac Smith
- Is Isaac Fit for Australian Fashion Week
On this episode of No Utes in the Valet, Elliot Garnaut and Isaac Smith discuss the intersection of AFL and fashion, culminating in Isaac receiving a fitting invitation for Australian Fashion Week. The hosts also cover current cultural eve…
- Why the AFL Wants Kylie Fans, Not Just Footy Fans
This episode of No Utes in the Valet discusses the AFL
- The Business Behind the Oscars Red Carpet (No One Talks About This)
This episode of No Utes in the Valet discusses the business behind red carpets, including celebrity earnings, fashion brand deals, reasons for the Oscars' declining viewership, and the cultural influence debate between sports and fashion.…
- The Best of Season 1
This episode features a compilation of the best moments from Season 1 of the 'No Utes In The Valet' podcast. It offers listeners a chance to enjoy the highlights of the season.
- The Godmother of No Utes - Carrie Bickmore
Carrie Bickmore, recognized as Victorian of the Year 2025 and a Gold Logie winner, appears as a special guest on 'No Utes In The Valet'. She discusses her upcoming endeavors and turns the tables by interviewing hosts Elliot and Isaac.
- Just Be You - Effie Kats
Effie Katsaounis shares her journey from humble beginnings to business success, detailing the challenges of rebuilding after setbacks. The episode touches on postpartum fashion and offers a unique perspective on resilience.
- Post Break Shooting The Sh*t
Elliot and Isaac discuss various topics including the Melbourne Cup Carnival, Kris Jenner's parties, music for a playlist, and outfit choices, with a mention of a 'fur and feathers party'.
- Our Date With Kate Waterhouse
Kate Waterhouse, a journalist and author, shares her experiences growing up in a horse racing family and details her journey to becoming a fashion icon and children's author.
- Tackling The Gay Chat
In this episode of No Utes In The Valet, Elliot and Isaac discuss the issue of homophobia in sport, with a specific focus on the AFL. They share their perspectives on what has been seen, heard, and experienced regarding this topic.
- What Gets Tom Hawkins Off
Best mates and teammates Elliot Garnaut, Isaac Smith, and Tom Hawkins openly discuss the importance of family in footy, their rural upbringing versus city life, and cattle farming.
- The Chief or Aunty Becky - Rebecca Maddern
Journalist Rebecca Maddern shares reflections on her career, notably becoming the first female host of The Footy Show. She also discusses the challenges of the IVF process and offers wisdom from Ruby.
- Issy's Quizzy
Elliot Garnaut and Isaac Smith compete in a quiz covering sports heroes and Rom-Coms. The episode also includes a segment where Isaac uses Lens technology to guess Elliot's attire.
- Scandal Is Currency
This episode explores the business of fashion, touching on scandalous campaigns and the challenges of buying jeans. Hosts Elliot and Isaac also discuss personal appearances.
- Handbags, Handballs & How It All Began
Elliot Garnaut and Isaac Smith share the story behind their unexpected friendship and adventure in South Africa. The episode features guests Carrie Bickmore, Trent Cotchin, Olivia Molly Rogers, Ellidy Pullin, Brandon Ellis, and Gemma O'Nei…
- G'DAY WORLD
Elliot Garnaut and Isaac Smith host the 'No Utes in the Valet' podcast, exploring fashion and footy with sibling-like bickering and unlikely friendships.