No Parental Guidance
Kids & Family
About
Welcome to No Parental Guidance, the unfiltered, laugh-out-loud podcast from Fabulous, that’s the antidote to the impossibly perfect world of Instagram parenting. Hosted by the brilliantly funny Louise Boyce and Hannah East, No Parental Guidance is a safe space for real mums to talk openly and hilariously about the chaos, guilt, and of course joys of parenthood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
- Hannah and Louise can’t stop laughing at THIS! | No Parental Guidance
In this episode of No Parental Guidance, Hannah and Louise attempt the "Last One Laughing" challenge, recounting humorous and "educational" parenting moments. They discuss community fails, bluetooth betrayals, and a child's observation abo…
- Jess Wright Discusses the Reality of Postnatal Depression & Maternal Wellbeing
In this episode of No Parental Guidance, Jess Wright shares her experiences with postnatal depression, maternal wellbeing, and the realities of family life. She also discusses her son Presley's heart condition and life after TOWIE.
- Millennial Nostalgia & The Science of Mitosis with Matt Green | No Parental Guidance Bonus
In this bonus episode of No Parental Guidance, Matt Green discusses millennial nostalgia, mitosis, rap music, sunlight-induced sneezing, and genetics. He also shares tips for teaching children time management and reminisces about 90s schoo…
- The Rapping Science Teacher: Making GCSE Revision Fun for Millions | No Parental Guidance
In this episode of No Parental Guidance, Matt Green, known as the rapping science teacher, shares how he makes GCSE revision engaging. He also discusses his parenting experiences, a traumatic birth story, and his time on The Voice UK.
- Pregnancy Waxing Horrors & Retinol Fails with Genevieve Turley | No Parental Guidance
This bonus episode of No Parental Guidance features Genevieve Turley, who addresses listener beauty and skincare dilemmas. Topics include issues with pregnancy waxing, retinol use, and past self-tanning trends.
- Genevieve Turley on Her IVF Journey: "Chop my arm off, I just want a baby"
Genevieve Turley shares her IVF journey and experiences with motherhood on the "No Parental Guidance" podcast. She discusses the stresses of fertility treatment and compares puberty experiences.
- Adam Kay Explains What’s Normal For Your Baby | No Parental Guidance
Former doctor and author Adam Kay joins No Parental Guidance to discuss pregnancy concerns, common baby development questions, and the reality behind medical advice. He also shares stories from his time as a doctor in A&E.
- BAFTA WINNER ADAM KAY: Why I Can’t Be My Kids’ Doctor
Author and former doctor Adam Kay joins hosts Hannah and Louise to discuss his journey with surrogacy and fatherhood. The conversation covers his transition from the medical profession, his new book, and stories from his personal life.
- Katie Piper reacts to your parenting fails | No Parental Guidance
Katie Piper joins the No Parental Guidance podcast to discuss the challenges of parenting. The episode features listener-submitted parenting fails and details a household fine system.
- Katie Piper on Life After Trauma, Parenting & Perspective | No Parental Guidance
Katie Piper joins No Parental Guidance to discuss the realities of modern parenting, life with a disability, and managing the challenges of raising children in the digital age. The conversation covers topics ranging from teen technology us…
- The "Magpie Parenting" Secret: How to Divorce Without Traumatising Your Kids | No Parental Guidance
In this live episode of No Parental Guidance, guest Anna Whitehouse discusses her experience with divorce, co-parenting, and advocating for flexible working rights in the UK. The conversation also explores her views on navigating career an…
- LIVE: Celebrate Mother's Day with us! | No Parental Guidance
In this live episode of No Parental Guidance, the hosts share stories about the realities of motherhood to celebrate International Women's Day and Mother's Day. The discussion covers pregnancy cravings, parenting fails, and personal anecdo…
- Lou Beckett Reveals The Brutal Truth Given to Rob in the Delivery Room | No Parental Guidance
Lou Beckett joins No Parental Guidance to discuss the realities of parenting, including birth stories, tantrums, and everyday challenges. The episode offers honest advice on staying sane and navigating the highs and lows of raising childre…
- Lou Beckett Explains Why Husband Rob Dropped His Trousers During Labour | No Parental Guidance
Author Lou Beckett joins the podcast to share the story of her chaotic labour and discuss the realities of being the primary caregiver. The conversation explores the mental load of parenting, feelings of identity loss, and the challenges o…
- She Heard EVERYTHING Through the Kitchen Speaker | No Parental Guidance
In this episode of No Parental Guidance, the hosts and listeners share stories of parenting fails and small wins. They discuss navigating chaotic moments, finding humor in mortifying situations, and offering advice for new parents.
- From Diversity to Fatherhood: Jordan Banjo on the Hardest Parts of Being a Dad | No Parental Guidance
Jordan Banjo joins the podcast to share his experiences with fatherhood, detailing the anxieties, responsibilities, and unexpected moments, including a health scare with his youngest child and his decision regarding a vasectomy. The episod…
- Ashley James Reacts To Our Negative Comments
In this episode of No Parental Guidance, hosts Hannah and Louise are joined by guest Ashley James to discuss and respond to negative comments left on their Instagram account.
- Ashley James on Breaking the Rules of Modern Motherhood
TV presenter and author Ashley James discusses modern motherhood, societal expectations of women, and her personal parenting experiences. The conversation covers topics ranging from body image and gender stereotypes to the daily realities…
- Emily Norris Reacts to Embarrassing Parenting Fails | No Parental Guidance
Emily Norris joins No Parental Guidance to discuss the messy realities of parenting, including common mishaps, motherhood challenges, and the stresses of managing kids on social media and during family holidays. She shares personal experie…
- Emily Norris On The 1% Birth Injury No One Warns You About
Emily Norris joins Hannah and Louise on No Parental Guidance to discuss parenting teenagers, birth experiences, and family life. The conversation covers topics from teenage hygiene and school transitions to perimenopause and personal exper…
- Why Sophie Ellis-Bextor refuses to "wind down" after 5 kids
Sophie Ellis-Bextor joins Louise and Hannah on No Parental Guidance to discuss parenting five children, her career, and the resurgence of "Murder on the Dance Floor" following Saltburn. The hosts also share personal anecdotes about the dai…
- Hilary Whitehall answers your burning parenting questions
Hilary Whitehall joins hosts Louise and Hannah to discuss parenting challenges ranging from maternity ward mishaps to surviving school holidays. The episode offers practical advice on staying calm, managing childcare, and embracing the 'go…
- Hilary Whitehall’s Shocking Parenting Confessions
Actress and doula Hilary Whitehall joins Louise and Hannah to discuss her experiences with birth stories, the challenges of parenting, and her role as a grandmother. The hosts also share personal anecdotes about their own parenting experie…
- What Do I Need to Know Before Giving Birth? Sam and Alice Vanderpump Take the Labour Quiz
Louise and Hannah host Sam and Alice Vanderpump for a labour-themed quiz to test their knowledge of childbirth. The episode covers various aspects of delivery and newborn care while offering a humorous look at parenting realities.
- Sam & Alice Vanderpump: Becoming Parents While Waiting for Life-Saving Surgery
Hosts Louise and Hannah interview Sam and Alice Vanderpump about their experience expecting a baby. The discussion covers their preparations for parenthood, the meaning behind their baby's name, and Sam's experience on the liver transplant…
- Made In Chelsea's Lucy Watson opens up on her 18 hour labour
Lucy Watson joins No Parental Guidance to discuss her experience with motherhood, including an 18-hour labour, emergency C-section, and breastfeeding. She also reflects on her departure from Made in Chelsea and balancing her personal life…
- Daddies Overnight - From Tinder Success to Nappies and Tantrums
Ryan and Matthew from Daddies Overnight join Louise and Hannah to discuss their experiences with adoption and parenting as two dads. They share insights into both the rewarding and challenging aspects of their journey.
- Charlotte Dawson on Motherhood, Messes & Marriage
Charlotte Dawson discusses her experiences with online harassment, the challenges of public motherhood, and coping with false accusations. She also shares personal insights into balancing marriage and parenting amidst external pressure.
- 2025s Most Iconic Moments of No Parental Guidance
This episode features a compilation of 12 favorite moments from the first six months of the No Parental Guidance podcast. The hosts reflect on their inaugural year, revisit stories from guests like Angela Scanlon, Konnie Huq, and Trinny Wo…
- Larry Lamb: Gavin & Stacey, Christmas, and saying goodbye to your kids
Larry Lamb joins the No Parental Guidance podcast to discuss his role as Mick Shipman in Gavin & Stacey, his experiences with parenthood, and his personal childhood history. He also shares insights on navigating life as a boomer and his fa…
- Chloe Madeley Opens Up: Divorce, Single Mom Life & Postpartum Struggles
Chloe Madeley joins the podcast to discuss her divorce, the realities of co-parenting after separation, and her experience with a C-section and postpartum life. Hosts Hannah and Louise also share personal stories, including a pregnancy sur…
- Feeling frisky while pregnant & parenting fails | No Parental Guidance
In this episode of No Parental Guidance, hosts discuss pregnancy libido, listener-submitted parenting fails, and a friend's awkward emergency call during pregnancy. Topics include 'chore play,' conception myths, and various mishaps like po…
- Trinny Woodall speaks for the first time about her emotional journey to becoming a parent
Trinny Woodall shares her experience with 16 rounds of IVF, her daughter's premature birth, and the specialist treatment for Talipes required in her early years.
- The Mortifying Fails of Sleep Deprived Parents
Louise and Hannah discuss personal questions women face about relationships and children, gender reveal pressures, and relatable sleep-deprived parenting fails, including listener-submitted stories of embarrassing moments.
- The Kabs Family talk baby number 4, push presents, and meeting on a bus
The Kabs Family join the podcast to discuss their experience with having a fourth child, the concept of push presents, and their origin story of meeting on a bus. They share personal struggles with pregnancy and parenting, while hosts Loui…
- When the parenting fails go from bad to worse!
In this episode of 'No Parental Guidance,' hosts Louise and Hannah explore the extreme challenges of parenting. They share relatable struggles with after-school activities, children's unfiltered comments, and personal stories of chaotic fa…
- Money Mum Joins Us: Gemma Bird’s No-Nonsense Guide to Family Finances
Gemma Bird, known as Money Mum, joins Louise and Hannah to discuss the financial challenges parents face, teaching children the value of money, and the anxieties of motherhood. She shares personal anecdotes and practical advice on budgetin…
- Halloween special: Your scariest parenting fails
In this Halloween special of No Parental Guidance, hosts Hannah and Louise discuss parenting fails related to the holiday, listener-submitted spooky stories, and the inherent chaos of Halloween traditions. Topics include phobias, haunted h…
- Harriet Kemsley on Divorce, dating, and Coparenting
Comedian Harriet Kemsley discusses co-parenting challenges, dating post-divorce, managing dyspraxia, and shares humorous anecdotes about parenting and late-night online shopping.
- David Gandy reveals what he was like in labour
David Gandy joins Louise and Hannah to discuss his surprising experiences during labour, his views on paternal involvement, and the universal challenges of fatherhood. The hosts also share personal parenting anecdotes, including memory lap…
- Kimberly Wyatt on Toddler Chaos & Performing WEEKS After C-Section!
Kimberly Wyatt shares honest stories about the challenges and joys of motherhood, from dealing with toddler antics to performing after a C-section.
- Davina McCall on her HUGE Big Brother SACRIFICE
Television presenter Davina McCall joins the No Parental Guidance podcast to discuss her experiences with motherhood, parenting challenges, and balancing her career. She shares stories about raising her three children and her personal appr…
- The supermarket row that nearly ended Hannah’s relationship PLUS your parenting fails!
This episode of No Parental Guidance features Hannah recounting a supermarket argument that almost ended her relationship. Louise shares embarrassing parenting moments, including a toddler's public announcement of having head lice and pott…
- Anna Williamson spills the tea on epic tantrums, Celebs Go Dating & makes some cheeky confessions
Anna Williamson joins
- BONUS EPISODE: Stretch mark hacks + Spanx tips & your funniest parenting fails
In this bonus episode, Hannah East and Louise Boyce discuss stretch mark remedies, proper Spanx usage, and share funny parenting stories including experiences with dummy weaning and teenage daughters.
- The secret to surviving 6 Kids: YouTube Queen Tara Greer tells all
Tara Greer, a mum of six from Birmingham, shares her experiences with managing a large family with hosts Hannah East & Louise Boyce. She discusses topics like laundry and holiday packing.
- Comedian Rachel Parris' biggest mum fails, surviving toddler tantrums & why kids NEVER SLEEP!
Comedian Rachel Parris shares her experiences with toddler tantrums, parenting chaos, and the challenges of raising a young child while maintaining a career. The episode covers topics like bedtime struggles, family holidays, and the unfilt…
- Hannah & Louise on bad language, morning sickness + your parenting fails revealed
Hannah and Louise share humorous and cringe-worthy parenting stories, covering topics like morning sickness, children
- Ollie Locke on premature twins & his biggest parenting fails
This episode features Ollie Locke discussing surrogacy and his journey to having twins. The hosts share personal experiences with premature babies, NICU stays, and the difficult decisions surrounding unused embryos.
- Amy Hart’s motherhood confessions
Amy Hart shares unfiltered insights into motherhood, discussing her decision to freeze her eggs at 28, an unexpected pregnancy, and the realities of life with a toddler.