News Of Our Demise
Comedy
About
Are you sick of politics and depressing world news bringing you down? These weird news stories, products and historical events will make you feel better about yourself in the same way Wal-Mart makes you feel hot by comparison. WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
Episodes
- News Of Our Demise - Ep214 - Some Things Aren't Food, China!!!!
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Trash Panda,The Ultimate Tweaker Wingman - Co-Parenting With Skynet - Pitching And Catching The Extreme Birthing Challenge ... and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETI…
- News Of Our Demise - Ep213 - Flying Phallus Fiasco
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Making Pee Sexy - Salmon Sperm Swimming Upstream - Backdoor Whiff ... and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep212 - If You Can Dodge A Wrench
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - The Search Continues - Paper Or Plastic ... and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep211 - Killing One Man With One Bird
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Moshpeeing - Pucknuts - Murder To Miniskirt Ban ... and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep210 - Roaming Racism
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - There’s Waldo - Tamagotchi Tumor - Penis Penmanship ... and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep209 - Rattattapthatass
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - No Drugs Here - Can't Trust Big Meteorology - Chips And Dip - Two Fingers ... and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep208 - Dollar Tree Pollination
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Baby Craziest - Roll Over Into A New Position - Stripper Not Above Board As It Turns Out ... and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep207 - Hell Mans Smells Weird
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Less Is More - The Day The Music Got Regulated - Punched In Then All The Way Out ... and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep206 - Forbidden Jesus Cookie
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Wu-Tang Is For The Children.... Who Can Afford It - A Little Off The Top For Longevity - You Get The AIDS You Pay For … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS A…
- News Of Our Demise - Ep205 - Amazon Delivery
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - B and E Stands Between You and Me - Birds and The Bee's Class Felonies - Zoom Zoom Zoom your Way to Jail … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep204 - Anus Blood First Aid Practice
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Build an Erection/Bear - Diaper Spa - The Handiest Man … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep203 - Damn It, Bob
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Conjoined Hands in Marriage - Humpback and Humpfront - He Has My Vote … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep202 - She Said NOOOoooo (feat. Eyenine)
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase Special Guest: Eyenine In this episode: - Hands-On Sex Ed - Birth Canal Space Mountain - Even Cows Can't Handle It … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep201 - But Can It Piss Blood? (feat. Eyenine)
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase Special Guest: Eyenine In this episode: - Harvesting Seed For Infertile Ground - First Date Made Me Yelp - Those Boots Are Made For Walking Out Of The Store … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LIST…
- News Of Our Demise - Ep200 - 200? We're Really Still Doing This?
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Stuffing the Stuffy - I Stabbed You Because I Like Food - Otter's Strike Back - Jizzy Jewlery … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep199 - Mid-Flight Brown Out
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Professor Emeritus in Batman Studies - Diet Mt Dew For Freedom - The Jewelry of Creation … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep198 - Man's Worst Friend
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Have Cans Will Travel - What Is This, A Handbag For Ants? - Milk Thirst Trap … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep197 - Manatee Breaking And Entering
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - To Bear Witness - Trader Joes Rock Collection, Get Em All - Only Meat Beer For Me Please … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep196 - Screwed The Pooch
[NOTE: This episode was cut off at 48min due to a corrupted audio stream - we apologize for the loss of the ending section] Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - DIY Guy - Kitchen Confessional - 2nd Hand Call Out … and…
- News Of Our Demise - Ep195 - Laz-R-Us
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Knock Knock Knockin' On Coffin Door - Designated Dog Driver - Felony Fart … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep194 - Hawaii 5-No
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Will You Be My Hostage? - Indecent Proposal - An Organ-Shifting Fart … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep193 - Off With Our Heads!!
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Mi Pillow Su Pillow - One Star Hell Yelp Review - The Only Way To Cruise … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep192 - Sesame Street Life
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - 911 Body Removal Service - Homicide By Treats - Penisless In Alabama … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep191 - Urinal Pan-Caked
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Syphilitic Whore... Babies - And Eye For An Eye Done Wrong - The God Delusion … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep190 - Cosby Mixology Tour
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - World War, One In The Butt - China's Tit Offensive - Rudderless Life … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep189 - Jump Rope Nope
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - George Santos... If That Is Your Real Name - Urn-ing For A Butt Plug - Victoria Vermin Secret … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep188 - Operation Yuk-Mouth
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Single The Ply Double The Problems - Cleanliness Makes Him Meet His Godliness - Florida Man Story... Again... … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep187 - Anal-yzing Chess
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Beyond Cannabalism - Trading in Pig Semen Futures - Biden"s Public Seance … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep186 - Horny Military Intelligence
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Staring Into The Void, Of An Empty Club - Uncommited To The Cause - Tainted Fashion Sense … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep185 - Urethra Franklin
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Blue Balls Jays Game - Salty Flesh Straw - Jerk Off The Lights On … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep184 - To Camel Or Not To Camel
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Bladder Battle - The Bigfoot Defense - Pushin Nuts … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep183 - HPV, The Human Payout Virus
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - I Claim These Wet Wipes For Spain - Baby On Board... Kinda - Really Florida.... Snails Now? … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep182 - The Bad Samaritan
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - GPS = Garage Positioning System - Outbreak Of Excuses - Monkey Meth … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep181 - Cereal Offender
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase (Gary and Scott are back in-studio!) In this episode: - Grand-children Larceny - Saving The World One Penis At a Time - Dig One Grave, Get One Free … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISC…
- News Of Our Demise - Ep180 - No Post Mortem Boredom
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase (Gary and Scott are back in-studio!) In this episode: - Confused Hatchet Man - Dusty Rapture - The Eye Test … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep179 - Furry Fury
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase (Gary and Scott are back in-studio!) In this episode: - Etiquette Brushed Aside - Frozen Whore Hut - Chick Pea Pie … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep178 - White Love Mud Facial
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase (Gary and Scott are back in-studio! Also Gary buros a lot on this one) In this episode: - Pokemon Go Home You're Fired - Widest Spread Election Fraud - I Need To Be Changed.... Into A Better Person ……
- News Of Our Demise - Ep177 - Take Me To The Gallows
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Not Monkeying Around - How Many Humps Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Camel? - Abridged … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep176 - Holo-Cost You Your Job
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Crotch Shot - Wizard of Unemployment - 600k Toilet Paper - Stealth Laws … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep175 - Penis Yogurt vs Bladder Broth
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Run For The Border For Romance - To Have And To Poop With - Learning At The Zoo - Stealth Laws … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep173 - Raising Money for God's Hearing-Aids
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - The Best 3rd Leg - 30 Million Pieces of Kiddie Porn Sold - Website Decides to Continue to Make Money … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep172 - Lock His Ass Up
[PRODUCER’S NOTE: THIS ONE’S A DOOZIE - EXTREMELY EXPLICIT CONTENT, LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED FOR REALS. SUPER-NOT-JOKING.] Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - I Can’t Put My Two Fingers On It - Nude On Nude Cri…
- News Of Our Demise - Ep171 - Period Power Piece
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Art of the Imagination - Cheesy Yeezy - Skynet Yet … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep170 - Park Rangers Vs The Earth
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Doo Doo Slip And Slide - The Humptyback Dance Is Your Chance to Get Swallowed - Magnet Fun With Unmagnetic Items … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISE…
- News Of Our Demise - Ep169 - Kid Rock's Crap Show
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Giving The Finger - Glamour Mug Shots - Most Conspicuous Getaway … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep168 - The Penis Fills The Pothole
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Masks Only Protect Against Vaccines - Baby Sale - Gassed Up, Burned Down … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep167 - Flat Earth GPS
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - The Curse Of The Bifurcated Penis - Coronavirus Was Too Sexy - Don't De-Underwear On De-Plane … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep166 - Papa John Needs Insulin
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - Annoying Internet Art - Throuple.... That's It Just Throuple - Pizza Sacrilege … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep165 - Shredding On My Flockhart
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - The Neighborhood Nazi - Bear Bottom - Everylasting Gobstopper Underwear … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
- News Of Our Demise - Ep164 - Go Go Gadget Penis
Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase In this episode: - 2+2 Flicked Beans=Jail Time - Pile Of Goop - Casey Anthony On The Case … and more WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.