Net Positive with John Crist
Comedy
About
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
Episodes
- As A Man
This episode covers a range of topics, including coffee order preferences, the quarter zip trend, and "ring by spring." It is from the podcast Net Positive with John Crist.
- Toes & Nails
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist covers topics such as solo events, seat maps, marriage counseling, and toes and nails. The discussion explores various aspects of these subjects.
- $26 Entree
In this episode, John Crist talks about Condoleezza Rice, a DoorDash incident, IRS banter, and "putting down the bag of rocks." The episode is titled "$26 Entree".
- Group Chats (w/ Derrick Stroup)
This episode features John Crist and Derrick Stroup discussing a range of topics including ChatGPT, online disagreements, and the dynamics of group chats. They explore how these elements play out in a net positive way.
- Bunnies & Eggs
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist covers topics such as the origins of the Easter bunny, landing on the moon, going to concerts, and the use of the word "bro." The content is presented in a positive light.
- Tink Tink
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist, titled "Tink Tink," discusses ancient memes, feeling replaced, post-game press conferences, and nearly cussing. The conversation aims to maintain a positive tone.
- Not A Munchkin Anymore (w/ Brett Cooper)
In this episode of Net Positive, John Crist and Brett Cooper discuss the political spectrum, Cooper's initial political video, indoctrination, and online presence. They explore distinctions between the right and the left and considerations…
- More Numbers | Net Positive with John Crist
In this episode of Net Positive with John Crist, the discussion revolves around "More Numbers," exploring concepts like the state of the world, being a fan-in-law, and possession arrows. Crist shares his perspective, asserting that "on the…
- The Roast Of Net Positive
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist is titled "The Roast Of Net Positive." The hosts of the podcast roast their worst past opinions and takes.
- Enemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins)
John Crist and Tim Hawkins discuss the current state of comedy, including punchlines and stage access for comedians. They also touch on keeping enemas closer.
- POV Stomach
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist discusses rethinking hate, starting a family, and purchasing a big screen. The episode also covers various other subjects.
- Instrumental Only (w/ Bart Millard)
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist features discussions on cruises, the radio era, show cancellations, concert horror stories, and Christian films. It is titled "Instrumental Only (w/ Bart Millard)".
- Mental Physical Therapy
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist covers topics such as take and bake pizza, a Super Bowl recap, and getting around the internet. It offers a positive take on these discussions.
- Pause All Parties
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist features discussions on pausing parties, doctor families, and rich kid disclaimers. The content is presented as a net positive.
- No Hang List
John Crist shares details about his recent vacation, a snow car, and foreign history books. He also talks about creating a "no hang list" for one's spouse and giving to landlords.
- License To Preach
In this episode of Net Positive, John Crist shares anecdotes about attending Catholic church and an Uber ride. He also touches on topics such as graduation versus weddings and future destinations. The episode description also lists various…
- Green Room (w/ ERNEST)
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist features a discussion with ERNEST covering country music and green room stories. The podcast also provides information about tour dates and sponsors.
- Fraudanese
In this episode of Net Positive with John Crist, titled "Fraudanese," topics include internet experts, sleep supportive families, and borrowing your husband. The discussion explores how these elements are viewed as positive on the internet.
- Why’s The TV Hot? (w/ Tara-Leigh Cobble)
In this episode of Net Positive with John Crist, John Crist and Tara-Leigh Cobble discuss their experiences growing up in the church, different bible versions, and how The Bible Recap began.
- Holiday Quests
On the "Holiday Quests" episode of Net Positive, John Crist offers humorous solutions to holiday-related problems. The podcast aims to maintain a positive outlook.
- New Creature
In this episode of Net Positive, John Crist addresses holiday problems with a mix of jokes and advice. The episode covers various aspects of navigating the holiday season, presented in a positive and humorous manner.
- Uber Ambulance
This episode features John Crist discussing topics such as taking hotel pillows, Chiefs Church, and using an Uber as an ambulance. He also talks about Gold, Glory, And Girls. The episode is from the podcast Net Positive with John Crist.
- Load Management (w/ Carey Nieuwhof)
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist features Carey Nieuwhof. They discuss the state of churches in 2025, pastor load management, online church, and pastors using AI.
- Blood Vacation
This episode features John Crist discussing a brain test, the age ranges of sports fans, feeling like an outsider, and their opinions on turkey. The conversation covers a variety of topics with a positive outlook.
- Coffee and Mexican (w/ Anne Wilson)
On this episode of Net Positive with John Crist, Anne Wilson discusses touring life, the Gen Z comeback, and the current dating scene. The conversation explores these topics in detail.
- Watch My Bags
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist covers topics such as government shutdown, mothers traveling, watching other people's luggage, and addressing inappropriate behavior. The host offers commentary on these various subjects.
- Homeschool Transfer Portal (w/ Tim Tebow)
In this episode, Tim Tebow discusses his impact on high school sports in Florida, shares favorite coach stories, and talks about the perceived lack of purpose in society and the importance of living passionately.
- Irish Goodbye
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist features discussions on poor decor, expensive taste, and Primetime's prayer. The hosts also talk about playing more or less.
- The Market Is Never Wrong
In this episode of Net Positive with John Crist, the discussion includes topics such as ChatGPT, parking, standing ovations, and the idea that the market is always right.
- Head In The Sand (w/ Candace Cameron Bure)
In this episode of Net Positive with John Crist, John Crist and Candace Cameron Bure discuss different topics including crying on podcasts, clothing, and an incident involving Candace and John getting hacked.
- 8% Plastic (w/ Lauren Daigle)
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist features Lauren Daigle and covers topics such as Instagram throwbacks, comparisons, being late, ministry teams, and finding delight in humankind. The hosts conclude that the overall discussion i…
- Rattlesnake Rodeo (w/ Chris Tomlin)
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist features Chris Tomlin. The discussion includes observations on radio, breaking out the song "Amazing Grace," Charlie Kirk’s Memorial, and worshipping on South Beach.
- Rice & Beans (w/ Dave Ramsey)
On this episode of Net Positive with John Crist, joined by Dave Ramsey, they discuss topics such as sports betting, Hondas, and the value of hope. The conversation also touches on peculiar observations about lobster and making life choices.
- Meta Positive
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist is titled "Meta Positive." The summary states the discussion includes a positive perspective on the "meta."
- All Vibes Matter (w/ Mayor Freddie O'Connell)
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist features Mayor Freddie O'Connell discussing the state of Nashville, the complexity of truth, and the idea of building a wall for the Titans. The conversation covers these topics and concludes on…
- The Correction Effect
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist explores the concept of the correction effect. Other topics include gambling on sports and observations about the groom. The podcast is hosted by John Crist.
- John Got Engaged
In this episode, John Crist shares his engagement story. He also talks about the open bar test, the Cracker Barrel rebrand, and Taylor Swift versus Katt Williams.
- God Told Me To (w/ Brian Bates)
In this episode of Net Positive, John Crist and Brian Bates discuss church problems and advice. The description also includes information about John Crist's tour dates and podcast sponsors.
- Reserved Parking (w/ Brian Bates)
In this episode of Net Positive, John Crist and guest Brian Bates tackle and try to resolve various church problems submitted by listeners. The discussion aims to find positive solutions.
- Too Much Dopamine
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist discusses topics including non-alcoholic bars, the concept of "Uber for women," and the idea of "too much dopamine." The conversation touches on various aspects of modern life.
- Talking Frog (w/ Dusty Slay)
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist features Dusty Slay. They discuss topics such as Breaking Bad, talking frogs, and godly country songs.
- Raise Your Hand
On this episode of Net Positive, John Crist delves into conspiracy theories surrounding Coldplay, the definition of "walking distance," and when it is considered appropriate to raise one's hand. The topics contribute to a positive outlook.
- Planet of the Vapes
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist features discussions on Jordan's talk, wedding gifts for the homeless, biblical tattoos, and the increase in domestic activities. The host shares various thoughts and observations on these topic…
- (Wellness)
In this episode of Net Positive, John Crist covers topics such as fireworks, protection at night, yard work, new cruise regulations, and avoiding hugs, framed as a discussion on wellness.
- Next Man Up (w/ Kirk Herbstreit)
In this episode of Net Positive, John Crist and Kirk Herbstreit discuss various topics related to college football, including fans, sports teams, the McAfee Effect, and Lee Corso. The episode explores different aspects of the sport and its…
- Gross Positive
In this episode, John Crist shares his Tonight Show experience and being reposted by Trump. He also discusses topics such as cargo pockets, an armed DoorDash driver, and cemetery speculation.
- This Is My Retirement (w/ Ginger Billy)
In this episode of Net Positive with John Crist, John Crist and Ginger Billy discuss tiers of comedy, redneck projects, and a family tattoo. They also talk about whether gingers are black.
- This You?
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist covers comparisons between Trump and Elon, and Key and Peele and Dave Chappelle. Also discussed are Mobile Scanner Jeans and a new Tinder feature.
- The Type We Want (w/ Anjelah Johnson)
This episode of Net Positive with John Crist features Anjelah Johnson. They discuss various topics including experiences during a comedy set, interactions with fans, the daily life of mothers, and handling crying babies in public.
- Tier 1 Yapper
On the "Tier 1 Yapper" episode, Net Positive with John Crist addresses listener questions about parenting. The episode focuses on answering audience submissions related to parenting topics.