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There have never been three more sophisticated, informed, or serious MotoGP commentators than those screaming bastards on Italian TV. Or those stuttering Pom pumpernickels who keep saying “penultimate” because its fancier than “second-last”. They’re pretty good at this MotoGP commentary stuff. And there’s a few Spanish commentators who are the top of their game.We’re not them.
Episodes
- Moto PG 201: The Cervix in his Neck is Damaged
It's usually said in jest but 'At least nobody died' describes the weekend at Catalunya perfectly. There are some broken bodies and one exploded motorcycle but rarely has it been truer to say genuinely 'At least nobody died'. Which is good…
- Moto PG 200: Ah, the French. What more can you say?
It is fitting that this, a milestone episode of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe, should fall on the week of one of the great annual Moto GP events. Like so much in life (language, wine, cheese, women, sex) the French just…
- Moto PG 199: Victorian Sex Lotion
There's only one thing worse for Borrie than Marc Marquez winning and that's Alex Marquez winning. But the big man doesn't let that bring down the mood as Compass Expeditions boss Peter Voorst fills in for Freido and the boys experience re…
- Moto PG 198: Kev Stephens and the Isle of Man TT
There is racing motorcycles and then there is the Isle of Maan TT. It takes a special level of...what's the word...madness? Courage? Whatever it is Kev Stephens has it and he tells Borrie and Tug all about it ahead of lining up in one of t…
- MotoPG197: Mick Doohan stars in The Master and the Apprentice
It's almost unheard of to hear from Mick Doohan (see what I did there?) so this episode is a rare opportunity to listen to one of the true greats of the sport. Doohan agreed to be part of a fundraising evening with friend of the pod Jacob…
- Moto PG 196: It's Just Glorious...
There's a theme developing in 2026 and after his suffering of the past few years it seems Borrie might be in for some relief. That's because Marc Marquez has so far been an afterthought while Aprilia - and especially Bez - run rampant. All…
- Moto PG 195: There's a hole in my racetrack Dear Simon, Dear Simon...
Well that was...something. MotoGP Season 2026 is nothing if not interesting as Aprilia emerge as the Ducati of this season and Ducati...well, they have their own problems. The track was short, crumbling and in the lead up was flooded but s…
- Moto PG 194: The Gallipoli Brothers
It's back, bitches, and it's already glorious. The 2026 Moto GP season couldn't have got off to a better start with storylines aplenty both on and off the track. With Baby Jeebus taking it to Marc Marquez, Bez doing what we know Bez can do…
- Moto PG 193: Don't Shoot the Messenger
It's not our fault Moto GP has left Phillip Island, we were just the ones who told you. The shit hit the fan after the offical announcement that the fastest men on earth would be racing in Adelaide instead of Victoria from next season and…
- Moto PG: Indian Summer Sessions Jake Dixon
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our odd…
- Moto PG 191: Indian Summer Sessions: Testing
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our odd…
- Moto PG 190: Indian Summer Sessions Hayden Belgrave Big Chiefs Customs
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our odd…
- Moto PG 189: Indian Summer Sessions Matt BIrt
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our odd…
- Moto PG 188: Indian Summer Sessions Jacob Roulstone
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our odd…
- Moto PG 187: Indian Summer Sessions JJ Nahlous
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our odd…
- Moto PG 186: Indian Summer Sessions Jack Appleyard
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our odd…
- Moto PG 185: 2025 Indian Summer Sessions Troy Herfoss
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our odd…
- Moto PG 184: 2025 Indian Summer Sessions Christmas Special
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our odd…
- Moto PG 183: Show Us Your Mothers
So the 2025 racing is done and dusted and one of the more unusual seasons in GP history is now consigned to the history books. It was undoubtedly the year of Marc Marquez (sorry Borrie) but there are more questions than answers heading int…
- Moto PG 182: Making All The Choomlas Buzz
And so the penultimate round of the 2025 season is done and dusted (sorry Borrie) and there was plenty to keep fans interested. Much of it, however, was not visible to the naked eye so it's a good thing our three intrepid analysts are here…
- Moto PG 181: Better late than never
If we're honest, the boys know that the show they recorded at The Rampage was 'not their best work'. Sure, Robbie Phillis was great and so was Struth (for our Patreon listeners) but the rest was - how can we put it diplomatically - rubbish…
- Moto PG 180: It Looks Like a Tiger Snake
So the lads hosted The Rampage this past weekend which means they were unsupervised and in charge of their own audio. The results, not surprisingly, weren't great for the most part but they did capture this brilliant interview with one of…
- Moto PG 179: Phillip Island
Well, what to say about all that? Plenty, as it turns out. Boris, Tug and Freido sit down in a room at the Sea Horse Motel to wrap up an incredible weekend of racing highlighted by friend of the pod, Senna Agius, grabbing an emotional win…
- Moto PG 178: She was Made of Sexualised Peanut Butter
Sexualised peanut butter is an interesting idea but somehow, after Boris explained it, it all made sense. Listen in to hear for yourself because there's that plus the Big Man's poem and Peter Voorst of Compass Expeditions joins us in the s…
- Moto PG 177: I Love To Have a Beer With Pedro...
If you ask Boris (and even if you don't), he will tell you there was only one, small positive from Marc Marquez wrapping up his Ninth title at the weekend and it was of almost no comfort to the big man. A few episodes ago, the lads predict…
- Moto PG 176: Toys R Us
Freido joins from north of the border as the lads dissect one of the more interesting weekends of racing from San Marino. The Italian fans left Marc Marquez in no doubt what they thought of his victory but even the most savage critic (look…
- Moto PG 175: Phil Your Boots...
The only thing worse than Marc Marquez winning is Marc Marquez letting his brother win instead. So spare a thought for Borrie as that's exactly what happened in Catalunya at the weekend and the less said about it the better (though to be f…
- Moto PG 174: Big Tattooed Hands and an Aroma
Like the White Rabbit in Alice in Wonderland the boys are very, very late this week. And just like that fabled children's tale it's madness from start to finish on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe as the lads reflect on a…
- Moto PG 173: What's the rush?
Circumstances have conspired against the crew this week and recording of the Hungary ep[isode isnt happening at the usual time. Instead it will be Saturday so you should have this in your ears Sunday. but don't take my word for it, press '…
- Moto PG 172: It's The Bike Of My Other People
If you think you're e having a bad day/week/month, stop and spare a thought for Borrie. The Big Man is being tortured almost weekly, forced to endure the undignified spectacle of Marc Marquez winning pretty much every Moto GP race. And the…
- Moto PG 171: Jacob Roulstone
Just because there's no racing doesn't mean there's nothing to talk about as the lads catch up with one of the good guys of the motorcycle world, Jacob Roulstone. After a difficult start to the year for the 20-year-old there have been rece…
- Moto PG 170: Good Dutch Head
We're a tick over the halfway mark of the season and with the racing on its short mid year break it's time to rank the riders and teams and their performances so far. This is analysis like you don't get anywhere else. It's got everything f…
- Moto PG 169: Jack Miller!
Australia's favourite racer, Jack Miller, is lining up at this weekend's Suzuka 8 Hours endurance event but interrupts his practice to join the boys for a chat from on site. It's everything you'd hope for from the Greatest Motorcycling Pod…
- Moto PG 168: Borrie's Magical Music Tour
It happened again, people. The episode rolled around to Borrie's poem but instead of meter we got music. Yes, for the second week in a row, the big man opted for song over sonnet to get his message of the week across. And it is everything…
- Moto PG 167: The Sounds Of Silence
There's al ot of good stuff in episode 167 of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe but none of it comes close to Borrie's offering to the Gods this week. The Big Man has been inspired to song instead of poem after another Marq…
- Moto PG 166: Make Rosary Beads Sexy Again
"In Greek mythology, Sisyphus was the figure who was punished by the gods to repeatedly push a boulder up a hill, only to have it roll back down each time he neared the top.." Welcome to Borrie's world. The Big Man stands at the bottom of…
- Moto PG 165: Struth!
It's a mystery of the universe how our three protagonists found each other on a planet of 8 billion people but perhaps even more disturbing is how they manage to collect like minded souls along the way. Like Struth. The man, the myth, the…
- MotoPG 164: That's a T-Shirt...
Sometimes, the boys say something that even they can't use as an episode title. (Actually, they quite often do exactly that but this week's example is particularly spicy and the game is to see if you can spot it. There's no prize beyond th…
- Moto PG 163: Consider it Sent
To be honest, it sometimes feels like genuine madness descends in the studio when our three anti heroes arrive for recording. But then, like this week, even their disorganised journey through life looks structured compared to what the actu…
- Moto PG 162: All The Different Flavoured Lubes
When you put the word 'French' in front of other words (like 'sex' or 'kissing' or 'fries') magic happens. But when. you put it in front of the sentence 'victory in their home Moto GP for the first time in history' things go to a whole oth…
- Moto PG 161: Franky's Lady Parts Are Bruised
Franky's lady parts are bruised? Seriously? Yes people, THIS is the level of analysis you can expect from The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe. And that's some of the best of it. Regular listeners already know this, of course,…
- Moto PG 160: "Put Those Silver Hot Pants on B***h"
One Marquez taunting Borrie by winning everything is painful but two of them in the mix? Somebody might get hurt. A weekend of some of the best 'men riding motorcycles fast in 2025' means a Wednesday of 'The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast I…
- Moto PG 159: He Looks Like a Busted Violet Crumble
Trump in the White House, Elon Musk running Doge and Alex Marquez leading the Moto GP championship? These are, indeed, chaotic times. But never fear, the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe is here to make sense of it all as Bori…
- Moto PG 158: Like a Lava Lamp With Legs
So, people, what did we learn from Argentina? Anything? Apart from things we already knew like Marc Marquez intending to personally torture Boris all year by winning everything all the time, that Senna Agius is REALLY hard to find a decent…
- Moto PG 157: If Nobody Sees Will You Still Care?
The racing's back (mercifully) which means there should be something meaningful to talk about on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe. But if you've been here before you know that's not how we roll so instead you will be getti…
- Moto PG 156: No Such Thing as Pointless Masturbation
Ladyboys, Gaza Strippers and some pointless masturbation...it can all mean only one thing. That's right bitches, The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe is back for 2025 with a bunch of new segments but the same three lunatics at…
- Indian Summer Sessions Moto PG Podcast: Mat Mladin
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our odd…
- Indian Summer Series Moto PG Podcast: Senna Agius
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our odd…
- Indian Summer Sessions Moto PG Podcast: The FTR and the Year Ahead
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our odd…
- Indian Summer Sessions Moto PG Podcast: Patrick Primmer
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our odd…