Motherfunk
Kids & Family
About
This is a podcast about finding the funny when the baby sh** hits the fan. Dubbed the punk rock of comedy by Phill Jupitus, Joanna Carolan and Pascale Wilson are comedians Shirley and Shirley. They do everything together. They even got up the duff together. But when it comes to raising their mini humans, they couldn’t do things more differently. These old school pals will bring their eye-popping honesty and pitch black humour to the airwaves. Join them as they compare notes on the pitfalls of parenting, their cock-ups and cocktails and the differences between raising a child with another woman versus a man. You can see live show dates and all things Shirley here: www.shirleyandshirley.com Produced by Mable Productions. Original music by Sacha Puttnam. Edited/Produced by Kez Sol Owens (@kezsolmedia) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for
Episodes
- Nigel Is Not for Me
Breast reductions, Asda, and Nigel Farage. Donate to Salam's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza Donate to Samah and her children https://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help…
- Is Lube the New Hair Gel?
This episode may literally pinch a nerve as the Shirleys discuss mysterious ailments, the horrors of changing careers, and whether it's okay to use lube as hair gel or worse... to call your sister "sexy". Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's f…
- Dua Lipa's Doppelganger
This week the Shirleys dissect the dystopian nature of robotic mums and AI essays, leggings make a triumphant comeback and the ladies rank some royal scandals. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/hel…
- The Contraband Drawer
This week, the Shirleys discuss the upcoming release of a new MJ biopic, family rituals, the long Shirley's husband takes a tumble and the short Shirley has some explaining to do down at the school. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family…
- Boxing, Broadway and Boris Becker
This week, the Shirleys find out which age is meant to be the unhappiest, a local pub bans children, cigarettes are back on the rise and the Fury family gets even bigger than before. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https:/…
- How posh are your eggs?
This week, the Shirleys review Winklefringe's new telly venture, Piers Morgan gets beaten at his own game, Banksy's identity is finally revealed to the world and the long Shirley desperately urges her peers not to abandon life in the city.…
- Get out of my Pub!
This week, the short Shirley accidentally incites a pub brawl, the ladies discuss Louis Theroux's concerning new documentary, "Into the Manosphere", and the UK comedy scene receives a promising update in the form of the new Saturday Night…
- Swearing, Springtime & Sleepcations
This week, the Shirley's manifest a spot alongside the great "Winklefringe", Jennifer Aniston takes some prenuptial counsel with Courteney Cox and the short Shirley pins her hopes on a phone call from Heart FM. Link to aid Salam and Mohamm…
- Toad Rage
This week, the Shirley's discuss a controversial moment at the BAFTAs, Prince William has so much going on in his head that he can't watch films, the short Shirley faces the duality of riding bicycles and Michelle Obama drops some serious…
- Give me your Best Bits
This week, the not-so-grand Duke of York faces his latest media storm, the long Shirley can't decide what to give up for lent, a child becomes obsessed with tattoos and find out how much time you could be saving by exiting more swiftly. Li…
- Pints & Ponytails
This week, reality kicks in as the Shirley's return from a dreamy time abroad, the short Shirley finds a spaghetti recipe that won't break the bank, the ladies react to underwhelming Valentine's day gifts and a certain shop is crackers for…
- Shirley & Shirley Hit the Slopes
This week, the Shirley’s reflect on a well needed getaway, discuss their Valentine’s Day plans (and past mistakes) and explore why couples are no longer tying the knot. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gof…
- A Row of Sobbing Men
This week, a new parenting style takes the internet by storm, a sexy show leaves the short Shirley clutching her pearls with glee and a Greek secret good enough for Barbie herself is revealed. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaz…
- The Beckhams, Banana Bread & Benihana
This week, the ladies discuss the ongoing feud between Posh and Brooklyn, the short Shirley's wife finds outside comfort in the form of good Wi-Fi and baked confectionary, the long Shirley provides some half-term recommendations and find o…
- Blessed with a Gay Jamboree
This week, the ladies talk of an unbridled belting of Tina Turner, the mask is finally lifted on the short Shirley's new gadget, Will Smith reaches true enlightenment and Greggs' new breakfast option becomes an overnight (oats) sensation.…
- Elsa doesn't wear flats!
This week, after a hectic festive period, the Shirleys return to discuss their Christmas hauls, a new michelin star breakfast experience, the short Shirley's daughter has to face her prejudices and the long Shirley assures us her new bag i…
- Three Snails a-laying
This week, the Shirleys recount a festive, Butlins-esque gig, the short Shirley engages in some tactical gift-giving, we find out the ladies' biggest guilty pleasures of this year and some unexpected house guests arrive in time for the fes…
- A Swathe of Mum-friends
This week, the long Shirley stuns and entertains her house guests - against their will. The short Shirley powers through a magnesium deficiency to escape an academic K-hole, the ladies give a podcast recommendation (as if you need one) and…
- You promised me a Donkey
This week, the Shirley's despair over soaring cheese prices, Prince Harry sets his sights on american late night TV, the short Shirley goes overboard with Disney dolls and find out the pros and cons of 'Friend-mas'. Link to aid Salam and M…
- Celebrity Snakeskin Slip-Ons
This week, the Shirley's tread new ground in the world of auctioneering, Prince William drops an absolute truth bomb, King Charles gives the passport a fresh makeover and find out which shows are worth a watch this winter! Link to aid Sala…
- I am NOT your 'bro'
This week, the short Shirley reflects on pulling off the party of the decade, the long Shirley becomes a household face, the ladies discuss the pros and cons of an AI husband and vie for a spot on Claudia Winkleman's new show. Link to aid…
- Salt-N-Pepa, Fatboy Slim and Butlins
This week, the Shirley's discuss the return of the 90's, the looming panic of Christmas shopping, a chaotic costume fitting and find out if the short Shirley has bitten off more than she can chew! Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in…
- The Gay Standoff
This week, the Shirley's are in Paris getting their groove on. The ladies discuss the short Shirley getting swept off her feet at a Parisian club, a pair of tasteless Disney-themed boots, crushing the auctioneering game (again) and the str…
- 6-7, Skibidi and Slut-Drops
This week, the Shirley's look at potential secondary schools and the futuristic ways they're tackling bullying, break down the latest in TikTok "brain-rot" and the short Shirley's daughter takes a hands-on approach to her dream of being a…
- Oh my Gush!
This week, the Shirley's review an unflattering (yet functional) garment, Taylor Swift bequeathes the short Shirley's unwilling partner with gifts, a week of many firsts and a certain little firecracker is at it again with the playground p…
- Surviving, not Thriving
This week, the Shirley discuss the upcoming Met Gala in London, the long Shirley's son becomes a stern (but fair) food critic, the ladies compare private and state school Whatsapp groups and find out who's table manners lacked style at fas…
- A Brogue of Lesbians
This week, the short Shirley goes morbidly method, a teacher is left a passive-aggressive note and the ladies discover the meaning of the word 'phubbing'. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-sal…
- Dabbling in Shoreham-by-Sea
This week, the short Shirley lands a new gig, the long Shirley's new reward system backfires and a child's Pokèmon party sparks an unexpected discussion on gender roles. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme…
- "Leave him, babes"
This week, the short Shirley looks to become the new face of a casino, the long Shirley struggles to traverse a tube-free London and things get deep with Robin Wright at the Four Seasons. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: ht…
- Maintain her Personal Areas
This week, the Shirley's rejoice in "back to school" season, the short Shirley finds an ambiguous job listing and learn what NOT to say if you meet Brian Cox. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help…
- The Washed-Out Lady
This week, the Shirley's joint-birthday celebrations are unexpectedly cut short, Hugh Grant harbours strong feelings about water receptacles and the short Shirley gets told off for playing too rough. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family…
- A steamy evening with Gillian Anderson
This week, the Shirleys discover the hottest tips for staying cool at night, which drink is becoming young people's "fridge cigarette" and find out why the ladies are unlikely to be invited back to the Lightroom any time soon. Link to aid…
- I'm never lonely (that's the problem!)
This week, the Shirleys discuss a glamorous trip to Snowdonia, France struggles to accept a new smoking ban, Mel B finally ties the knot and what does Trump's new fragrance smell like? Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https…
- Shirley's Great Escape
This week, the Shirleys discuss game-changing facial serums, a change in leadership at Vogue, Glastonbury 2025 and a certain billionaire's controversial wedding in Venice. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.gofund…
- I'm gonna have to do some Parenting
This week, the Shirleys prepare for a vigilant camping trip, we found out who the new 'it girls' on the block are, a show that isn't about Fleetwood Mac turns out to definitely be about Fleetwood Mac and a recent set of live shows yields m…
- Where have you gone, you hot little Biscuit?
This week, the ladies big up Blackheath, a certain posh nursery has the short Shirley considering returning to education and were the ladies able keep it PG on live radio? You already know the answer! Shirley & Shirley will be performing l…
- My Sitting Bones need to Sit
This week, the short Shirley gets mis-sold fake Gucci by a "bro" and starts to resent her son's modelling success. The ladies also discuss an upcoming radio appearance and share some unusual tips on staying friends! Shirley & Shirley will…
- It's far too hot for Intimacy
This week, the Shirley's discuss the logistics of living the #BoatLife, the short Shirley has some tips for any less-than satisfactory marriages and the idea of re-entering academia brings up some unsavoury school memories. Shirley & Shirl…
- Giraffes Can't Skip
This week, the Shirley's discuss an eventful visit to the Houses of Parliament, a TV drama hits too close to home for the short Shirley and we discover what good deeds Harry Styles has been doing on his long overdue gap year. Link to aid S…
- A Handsome Man to Cry On
This week, the long Shirley recommends some non-alcoholic drinks (to the short Shirley's bewilderment), the ladies predict the potential prospects of a posh new patisserie and discuss the triumphant return of Topshop. Link to aid Salam and…
- Cankles and a Brond Lob
This week, the Shirleys reflect on (almost) 30 years of friendship, discuss the dubious deeds of some middle-class couples and the short Shirley has some strong feelings about shoes in the household. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family…
- The Bra Code
This week, the Shirleys discuss their Easter escapades, getting the star treatment at a swanky corporate gig and the short Shirley gets a well deserved night on (strictly) champers! Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://…
- Ice Cream, Wine and Pebbling
This week, the Shirleys talk intriguing new food trends, the long Shirley hits the jackpot on Mother's Day and the ladies discover the confusing new lingo being used by the youth-dem. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https:…
- The House of Wasp Spinach
This week, the Shirleys find out what happens when you mix Cèline Dion with a maritime disaster à la 'Titanique', the short Shirley reflects on her 'Butt Patrol' days and who has earned the top spot for this year's Mother's Day? Link to ai…
- Contraband Chic
This week, the Shirleys discuss the hit new show 'Adolescence', explore what fashion goodies are up for grabs at the local evidence lockup and compare their 2025 Mother's day plans. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://…
- Shirley & Shirley’s Real Deal
This week, the Shirleys discover they share a hidden talent, break down the latest and greatest on the live-theatre scene, and the short Shirley tackles a chaotic trip to A&E. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.go…
- The Hubba Bubba Bribe
This week, the Shirleys compare their (very) contrasting reactions to Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy, talk International Women's Day, the short Shirley goes full Momager, and are comedy clubs really BANNING botox? Link to aid Salam and M…
- Goodnight my Queen
This week, the Shirleys talk an eventful half-term, the short Shirley's son becomes the new resident bread-maker, Eastenders turns 40 and is Peppa Pig's mum having a THIRD child?? Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://ww…
- The Special Dick Van Dyke
This week, the Shirleys talk seeing Cyndi Lauper live, recommend some half term treats for the kids and Madonna tries stand-up comedy for the very first time! Also, a cake causes chaos in a cab... Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in…
- Oh, I do love a man in Chinos
This week, the Shirleys talk about a special kind of mushroom (found commonly in Brighton), the long Shirley fundraises like an absolute Motherfunker and are skinny-jeans BACK?? Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza: https://www.…