Monday Morning Podcast
Comedy
About
Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati
Episodes
- Jason Newsted | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-7-26
Bill Burr and Jason Newsted discuss Newsted's upcoming tour with THE CHOPHOUSE BAND. Bill also talks about steak houses, the Bruins, and legal tender.
- Ginger Baker, Refrigerator Microphones, Spirit Airlines | Monday Morning Podcast 5-4-26
Bill Burr talks about Ginger Baker, refrigerators with microphones, and Spirit Airlines. The episode includes discussions on these topics.
- Patrice Benefit, Privacy, Cold Plunge | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-1-26
This episode features Bill Burr discussing the Patrice Benefit, the end of privacy, and cold plunges. He also rambles about Talladega, First Class, and coyotes.
- A.I. CEOs, Owned Politicians, Car Surveillance | Monday Morning Podcast 4-27-26
Bill Burr discusses A.I. CEOs, owned politicians, and car surveillance. He shares his thoughts on these topics in this episode of the Monday Morning Podcast.
- Logos, Blinking Robots, A.I. Scam | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-23-26
Bill Burr rambles about team logos, blinking robots, and the A.I. Scam. The episode also includes a throwback segment where Bill discusses the common cold, a 14-year-old's dream, and being a navy seal in Australia.
- Monopolies, Fighting Animals, Distractions | Monday Morning Podcast 4-20-26
Bill Burr rambles about monopolies, fighting animals, and distractions. He talks about these topics in the Monday Morning Podcast.
- Bob Odenkirk | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-16-26
Bob Odenkirk is featured on the Monday Morning Podcast. He discusses his new movie, his Broadway career, and classic action movies with Bill Burr. The episode also includes a throwback segment about taxes and Syria.
- Golf, Farmers, Squirrels | Monday Morning Podcast 4-13-26
In this episode of the Monday Morning Podcast, Bill Burr discusses golf, farmers, and squirrels. He shares his opinions and observations on these subjects.
- North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26
In this episode, Bill Burr rambles about North Carolina, remembering jokes, and a country facing bankruptcy. The podcast also includes a throwback segment and promotion for the movie NORMAL.
- Ragers, Easter Candy, Getting Scanned | Monday Morning Podcast 4-6-26
Bill Burr discusses attending a "rager," Easter candy, and a scanning experience. The episode covers these topics in a conversational style.
- Live at SXSW | the Monday Morning Podcast 3-30-26
This episode of the Monday Morning Podcast was recorded live at SXSW. Bill Burr discusses novelty bikes, A.I. relationship advice, and animals in the dryer.
- Utah, I.D.'d For Coffee, The Ladder | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-26-26
In this episode, Bill Burr talks about Utah, being asked for identification for coffee purchases, and the concept of climbing the ladder. He also covers topics such as Instagram, stewardesses, and F1.
- Euro Step, Address Abuse, Puppet Act | Monday Morning Podcast 3-23-26
Bill Burr rambles about the Euro step, address abuse, and a puppet act. This episode of the Monday Morning Podcast covers these topics.
- Rooms, Asteroids, Getting Along | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-19-26
In this episode of the Monday Morning Podcast, Bill Burr rambles about gutted rooms, asteroidal impacts, and getting along. The episode also features a throwback segment from March 19, 2026, where he discusses the Easter Bunny, bowling all…
- 'What It's All About', Texas, 'Plantman & Blondie | Monday Morning Podcast 3-16-26
Bill Burr talks about 'What It's All About,' his recent trip to Texas, and 'Plantman & Blondie.' He also mentions SimpliSafe, Policygenius, TRUEWERK, and Fast Growing Trees.
- Being Sick, Why A.I.?, H.O.A. | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-12-26
This episode features Bill rambling about being sick, AI, and HOAs. The episode also includes a throwback segment where Bill discusses nuclear proliferation, two-team cities, and eating meat.
- School Photos, Religion, 'I Will Say' | Monday Morning Podcast 3-9-26
Bill Burr rambles about school photos, religion, and the phrase 'I Will Say'. The episode is part of the Monday Morning Podcast.
- Rick Middleton | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-5-26
On the Monday Morning Podcast, Bill rambles with hockey legend Rick Middleton. They discuss Middleton's time with the Bruins and his new documentary 'ICE GOLD'.
- War, Reaction Videos, Dog Advice | Monday Morning Podcast 3-2-26
Bill Burr discusses war, reaction videos, and dog advice. He also promotes several sponsors including Zip Recruiter, SimpliSafe, Squarespace, and Fast Growing Trees.
- Disney, Hockey, Flying | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-26-26
Bill Burr talks about Disney, hockey, and flying. The episode includes a throwback segment where he discusses the Bruins, inspirational speakers, and guns.
- Team USA, Turmoil, Italy v. France | Monday Morning Podcast 2-23-26
Bill Burr discusses Team USA, turmoil, and the topic of Italy v. France. The episode also includes promotional content for Helix and Truewerk.
- Olympics, A.I. Self-Help, Reading | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-19-26
Bill Burr discusses Olympic hockey, A.I. self-help videos, and reading a book. He also rambles about Lent, "Titties", and Ben Franklin.
- Files, L.A. Rain, Hurling | Monday Morning Podcast 2-16-26
Bill discusses files, L.A. rain, and hurling. The episode is from the Monday Morning Podcast.
- Island Politics, Meaning of Life, Gibberish | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-12-26
Bill Burr rambles about island politics, the meaning of life, and gibberish. The episode includes a throwback to a previous podcast with comedian Kevin Shea.
- Super Bowl, The Bay Area, Birds | Monday Morning Podcast 2-9-26
In this episode, Bill Burr rambles about the Super Bowl, the Bay Area, and birds. He also mentions Coast Pay.
- The Game, Dean's Birthday, Beer Scam | The Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-6-26
Bill Burr rambles about not attending a game, drumming at Dean's Birthday Show, and a Seahawks stadium beer scam. He also reviews a previous podcast discussing the Eagles' win and F1, and previews the Super Bowl with Paul.
- Spiritual Whores, Birds, Cleo's Legacy | Monday Morning Podcast 2-2-26
In this episode of the Monday Morning Podcast, Bill rambles about spiritual whores, his top five birds, and Cleo's legacy.
- NFL Hall of Fame, Live Sports, Childhood Music | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-29-26
Bill Burr rambles about the NFL Hall of Fame, live sporting events, and childhood music. He also chats with comedian Todd Rexx.
- the Patriots, Old School MTV, Drug Names | Monday Morning Podcast 1-26-26
Bill Burr rambles about the Patriots, old school MTV, and drug names. The episode is from the Monday Morning Podcast.
- Garage Doors, Rulers, The Future | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-22-26
Bill Burr rambles about garage doors, rulers, and the future. He also discusses the Patriots, kids, and self-preservation, and previews the NFL Championship.
- the Playoffs, Life Insurance, Being An Executor | Monday Morning Podcast 1-19-26
In this episode of the Monday Morning Podcast, Bill Burr talks about the playoffs, women obtaining life insurance, and the role of an executor of a trust.
- Flightless Birds, New Music, Breath Work | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-15-26
This episode features Bill Burr discussing various topics including flightless birds, new music, and breath work. He also talks about the Mall of America and provides a Divisional Playoff preview with Paul.
- The Hockey Show, Playoffs, Charities | Monday Morning Podcast 1-12-26
Bill Burr, host of the Monday Morning Podcast, rambles about writing "The Hockey Show," the playoffs, and charities. This episode also includes promotions for Quo and SimpliSafe.
- Seattle, Ear Pods, Drugs | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-9-26
This episode features Bill rambling about Seattle, ear pods, and drugs. It also includes a throwback segment where Bill discusses zombies, playoffs, and the Golden Globes, and a segment on wildcard weekend with Paul Virzi.
- Arenas, Snow Plows, Winter Break-Ups | Monday Morning Podcast 1-5-26
In this episode of the Monday Morning Podcast, Bill Burr rambles about the perfect arena, the power of a snow plow, and breaking up over the winter. The episode is sponsored by SquareSpace, Coast, and ZipRecruiter.
- Drums & Donuts, 'Is This Thing On', Tablas | Monday Morning Podcast 12-29-25
In this episode, Bill Burr rambles about drums, donuts, 'Is This Thing On', and tablas. He also mentions SimpliSafe.
- Down Time, Alternate Mixes, Witch Sex | Monday Morning Podcast 12-22-25
In this episode of the Monday Morning Podcast, Bill Burr rambles about down time, alternate mixes of songs, and the pros of having sex with a witch.
- The Business, Second Weddings, Psychos Celebrating | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-18-25
Bill Burr discusses the entertainment business, second weddings, and individuals celebrating death. The episode also includes a throwback segment and an NFL preview with Paul Virzi.
- the Patriots, Rob Reiner, Judgmental Friends | Monday Morning Podcast 12-16-25
Bill Burr discusses the Patriots, Rob Reiner, and judgmental friends. He rambles about these topics in the Monday Morning Podcast.
- Freddie Spencer | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-11-25
Bill Burr discusses racing with MotoGP legend Freddie Spencer. The episode also includes a throwback segment and an NFL Week 15 preview with Paul Virzi and Greg Olsen.
- Diddy Doc, A.I. Privacy, Escort | Monday Morning Podcast 12-8-25
Bill discusses the Diddy documentary, artificial intelligence privacy, and an escort experience. He also mentions Hydrow, Squarespace, and Hims.
- Breakthroughs, A Bike Ride, The Valley | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-4-25
In this episode, Bill Burr rambles about breakthroughs, a bike ride, and the valley. The podcast also features a throwback segment from a previous Thursday Afternoon Podcast and an NFL Week 14 preview with Paul Virzi from the Anything Bett…
- Diabolical Behavior, Holiday Bums, Driverless Cars | Monday Morning Podcast 12-1-25
In this episode of the Monday Morning Podcast, Bill Burr talks about diabolical behavior, holiday bums, and driverless cars.
- Thanksgiving, Inventory, Public Schools | Monday Morning Podcast 11-24-25
Bill Burr rambles about Thanksgiving heroes, inventory habits, and life after public schools. This episode is from the Monday Morning Podcast.
- Ms. Pat | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-20-25
Bill Burr rambles with Ms. Pat about various topics including her new show. The episode also features a throwback segment and an NFL Week 12 preview with Paul Virzi, where they discuss team performance and betting.
- Vancouver, Eddie Murphy, Being Clean | Monday Morning Podcast 11-17-25
In this episode, Bill Burr talks about Vancouver, a documentary on Eddie Murphy, and being clean. He also mentions Squarespace, Cornbread Hemp, and Hims.
- Old ESPN, Food, Canada | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-13-25
Bill Burr discusses his thoughts on old ESPN, food, and Canada. The episode also features a throwback segment and an NFL Week 11 preview with Paul Virzi where they discuss their picks.
- Sidewalks, Koozies, Pharaohs | Monday Morning Podcast 11-10-25
In this episode, Bill rambles about city sidewalks, beer koozies, and Pharaoh feminism. He also promotes Quo and Robinhood.
- Dolls, Forgiving People, Online Shopping | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-7-25
This episode features Bill Burr discussing dolls, forgiving people, and online shopping. It also includes a throwback segment and an NFL Week 10 preview with Paul Virzi, where they make picks and discuss various topics.
- States, World Series, Gym Clothes | Monday Morning Podcast 11-3-25
Bill Burr rambles about states, the World Series, and gym clothes. The episode includes commentary by Bill Burr on these topics.