Melonmancy Podcast
Comedy
About
Wizards and watermelons! We play tabletop, video games, and talk about those things + more on our podcast. No filter.
Episodes
- MP#124 - Their Opinion out of Your Mouth
It's been a big two weeks for [Skooma Dealer]( https://shitposter.world/users/Skooma Dealer) GAMERS, we have a new game of the year contender on our hands. Cheap, indie, emotional, fun, and it's a solitaire game? Meanwhile corporate blogge…
- MP#123 - Butt Magnets
This episode of Melonmancy Podcast covers the ongoing PlayStation vs Xbox situation, a surprising rule regarding pre-marital hand-holding, and a personal dislike for magnets.
- MP#122 - The Dragon Quest of Movies
Melonmancy Podcast episode MP#122 covers Dielan watching Project Hail Mary in theaters and Vic playing Crimson Desert. They also discuss Nexus Mods issues and other industry news.
- MP#121 - I just feel morally superior
This episode of Melonmancy Podcast covers topics including fan service games, the status of Marathon and Highguard, and LADS fans. It references Steam Charts and various promotional and reference art related to Marathon.
- MP#120 - Firebomb Your Computer
This episode of Melonmancy Podcast explores alternatives to Discord, including Valour, Fluxer, and Stoat, with a discussion on Discord
- MP#119 - All Jeffrey Epstein's Fault
In episode MP#119 of the Melonmancy Podcast, the hosts discuss Gaben, a new Concord-like release, and the Highguard roadmap. They also react to the Hunters Gathering trailer, with other topics including DankPods, Linux Summer Olympics, and…
- MP#118 - Ball and Gun
We are so back GAMERS, Happy new year! It's time to talk about the best games of 2025. Be it drama surrounding the industry shows such as The Game Awards, as well as our own nominations. Here's how the Melonmancy Podcast awards game of the…
- MP#117 - Dodged A Chromosome (Last Episode of 2025!)
SEE YOU IN 2026 GAMERS, This is our last episode until we return in January 2026. With the Golden Joysticks behind us there's plenty to talk about, also @Dielan@shitposter.world has some first impressions of Expedition 33. Join us for one…
- MP#116 - Bank of Symbolite
THE GABECUBE IS REAL GAMERS, is Valve about to do the bare minimum again and win by default? What the hell is up with that squid girl? Should Warframe players try out Duet Night Abyss? Tune in and find out! Stuff referenced: co-founder of…
- MP#115 - Hitler Particles
Does Omarchy rhyme with Monarchy or with Archie? GAMERS, once again free and open source drama has broken containment. Today Dielan will be your guide at the FOSS Zoo. Please do not feed the animals. Stuff referenced: Things Framework is d…
- MP#114 - Quirk Chungus [Derogatory]
Plz forgive the static background noise, I am not a robot GAMERS, after a crazy success like Megabonk I don't know if the AAA C-suite will ever recover. They really don't understand what we want anymore do they? Come listen while we shoot…
- MP#113 - He would ask Jeeves, "Where are the tiddies?"
Randy Pitchford threatens to release another game! GAMERS, pour out a cold one for ComicK and join us while we ramble on about video games. It's a slow couple of weeks for news it's almost like everybody is talking about something else. Ob…
- MP#112 - Only 49 More Years!
Sorry we're late, I had dick surgery GAMERS, @Dielan@shitposter.world lives! So much has happened since our last episode I don't think we could possibly cover it all, so we'll just talk about whatever we want. Things cited: DEGA store to b…
- MP#111 - Each Asscheek Was Bigger Than My Head
I've known this man for 15 years and we just met in person for the first time GAMERS, the Canada trip was a huge success! Tennocon was dope and we have quite the story to tell about it. Also what the heck is happing with Visa and Mastercar…
- MP#110 - Where the fuck is double dash????
Unedited, unhinged, hitting it raw GAMERS, we accidentally our mumble server so we recorded this one on Jitsi. Since that only gives us a single track of audio we are giving you the raw, unedited audio. No chapters, no mercy. Just like you…
- MP#109 - Trying To Be Normal About It
I don't think it's a grift, that dude is just an asshole GAMERS, join us for a shorter episode for a change. Sometimes the universe is kind and people you called out months ago actually face the consequences of their actions for a change.…
- MP#108 - The Ass Clapping Will Make Sense In A Minute
Dielan try not to get tipsy talking about anime tiddies challenge: IMPOSSIBLE GAMERS, we're back in the virtual studio for another sophisticated and gentlemanly discussion on the most important topic in the media landscape: huge anime tidd…
- MP#107 - Perfect Immortal Machine
What did you think we meant when we called him a People Programmer? GAMERS, Join us for a vicless episode where we talk about AI for a change and how it has been impacting our lives. I promise it's video games related. Stuff cited: Look at…
- MP#106 - Put The Fries In The Bag
I'll take my vindication in a bag to go please Finally some good news. Good new games, worthwhile remakes, and bloggers facing the consequences of their actions. Gaming is healing. Let's talk about it! Stuff cited: Expedition 33 reviews Ob…
- MP#105 - While You Were Lagging I Studied The Card
Do you think those Marathon robots might be fully functional and anatomically correct? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's our podcast and we'll talk about whatever we want. Welcome to a return to normalcy where we cover a variety of subjects instead of just…
- MP#104 - I'm Professor Dielan, and this is How To Be A Hater 101
It's time to buy a Steam Deck The promised Nintendo direct has come and there is a LOT to say about it. If you ever wondered how such a reveal would be taken differently by a dad, a NEET, and a people programmer this is the episode for you…
- MP#103 - Final Earnings Call
Finally, asscreed criticism from someone who actually played the previous games (but not this new pice of shit) A few days ago, on March 20th 2025 one of the most important releases of the year in video games has taken place - Xenoblade Ch…
- MP#102 - She Would Break My Skull By Patting Me (on the head)
BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD A LIMITED NUMBER OF WHETSTONES It's time for the obligatory Monster Hunter episode. Some of the audio is a little messed up towards the end of the episode, sorry about that. Minus a few relevant tangents this episode…
- MP#101 - My Favorite Body Type B
This is not a grass touching competition we can win boys Listeners rejoice as we are joined today by @ironee212@shitposter.world Another major videogame release happened since we last recorded and it looks like a big stinker, or is it? All…
- MP#100 - Nuance Enjoyer
It's that time of the year. The obligatory political episode Promise this isn't normal. It would be disingenuous to not bring it up. We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following: N…
- MP#99 - 30 Dollars is 30 Dollars
Wait, it's all just pandering? Always has been. A second video game award show has hit the south tower. Also if you have topic ideas feel free to sign up on our forum we decided to not restrict any posts on the idea threads. We mentioned a…
- MP#98 - Don't Underestimate The Length of Our Backlogs
People of the internet, lend me your ears! Did you miss us? It's that wonderful time of the year where we shit on the yearly awards and give out some of our own! We're going all in on longer, broader chapters to help segment the show. If y…
- MP#97 - Trippin' Balls, In Bathroom Stalls
This is the last episode in 2024! See you all next year! GAMERS! We were running late again so this episode won't have as much editing nor chapters, please bear with us. Come chill with us as we shit on Bluesky, obnoxious twitter users, an…
- MP#96 - The Rig Of Theseus
Today you're getting it raw and wriggling (the audio that is) GAMERS! We're running a little behind so here's an episode with almost no editing and no chapters. There's lots to cover from the Tokyo Games Show, so relax and give us about tw…
- MP#95 - Satanic Panic 2
They unironically called it PSSR omfg GAMERS! The war on pandering continues with another episode of the Melonmancy Podcast! Join us as we chronicle the trainwreck of Sony and Microsoft racing to the bottom, plus more! Listen to the new ep…
- MP#94 -白左
We did this episode stone cold sober GAMERS we are FEASTING over here. Western bloggers are losing their minds over games they wanted to succeed failing, and games they wanted to fail succeeding. It is delicious. This episode is a long one…
- MP#93 - Bad Faith Argument
We promised to deliver hopium and the 2nd half of this episode is all hopium We're Vicless in this episode but with him a speedy recovery from the Irish Flu or whatever it's called. Today we turn a new leaf and focus on good news for a cha…
- MP#92 - I Bought The Game At Least Four Times
Put your satoshis where your mouth is! Nobody is coming to save you. 50% of the Sats received by this episode will be sent to Freakoverse who is creating DEG Mods! DEG Mods is on Geyser Fund, click here to see the page and give your suppor…
- MP#91 - Zedless Zedone Zedro
If Yasuke's history was really fanfiction all along what else have they lied about? Episode 91 is here and we've come to shit on Ubisoft once again. Also come hear Vic's first impressions for the latest slot machi..I MEAN Gacha game! Liste…
- MP#90 - Two-Time Champ More Like two-times her age!
WE BACK (from vacation) Everybody and their mother had a video game showcase since we last recorded and it warrants a chinwag (he he). Somehow Nintendo came out on top? News and hot takes found within. Listen to the new episode here! Discu…
- MP#89 - Mutual Grift
We had to record this twice Hydroking in the house! We asked Hydro to finally join us since our previous attempt to record episode 89 didn't save right. Expect coverage of Sony State of Cringe, The oral history of the Destiny franchise wit…
- MP#88 - Basic Bitch Version: $70 USD
I think it's long past time for a complete Ubisoft boycott for all games past, present, and future. The horrors won't end! Sony and Microsoft compete for worst decisions in gaming, meanwhile Ubisoft might have them both beat. All of this a…
- MP#87 - A Videogame-ass-videogame
We totally wrapped recording this one JUST before the big Helldivers 2 account linking news dropped. Oh well. In today's episode Stellar Blade first impressions! Is the story really as predictable as the bloggers say? Dielan gives his pred…
- MP#86 - Terminally Online
Remember kids, merit based employment also means merit based performance evaluation! News concerning DEI in videogames has been winding down lately but content creators who agreed with us seem to be dragging it out on purpose. Is it grift?…
- MP#85 - It's OK He's Lawful Good
Special thanks to @sun@shitposter.world (formerly @moon@shitposter.club) for joining us! Shitposter Club has been reborn as Shitposter World ! In today's episode SPW owner & administrator @sun@shitposter.world joins us to give the full sco…
- MP#84 - The Normie Tax
The $70 you were going to spend on FF7 Rebirth would be better spent on boosting our podcast! Trust me ;) @dielan@shitposter.club finally beat FF7 Rebirth and has a lot to say, most of which is not good. After that, we have so many updates…
- MP#83 - In On The Joke
At this rate I'm going to need more moonshine. FF7 Rebirth First Impressions! Helldivers 2 elitists on suicide watch after a single nerf patch! Rooster Teeth is finally Dead! WTF is an SBI? All of that and more in today's episode. We refer…
- MP#82 - The Trees Are Beepin
Thoughts, prayers, and positive energy to Shitposter Club's full recovery! Until SPC is back up, you can follow Dielan at @dielan@post.ebin.club btw To everybody's surprise, Helldivers 2 has the world in an absolute chokehold. So we're goi…
- MP#81 - The D stands for Jesus Christ
I didn't ask for this This episode is RAW and UNEDITED because @dielan@shitposter.club forgot to set mumble to multitrack before hitting record. Enjoy our usual variety of gaming topics, including our review of Tekken 8, with all the heavy…
- MP#80 - Leto II Was Right
PALWORLD is the biggest story in gaming right now. We asked the the fedi about this and in today's episode you'll hear about that and more. In this episode we also mentioned Tachiyomi, which is currently sort-of being sued. We promised dur…
- MP#79 - Clipbait
ITS A NEW YEAR EVERYBODY. Every year the Melonmancy Podcast starts a new season going over what the best new games we played in the last year was. Dielan posted this thread on SPC asking people on fedi what their pics were, and we read eac…
- MP#78 - Vote With Your Fist
I want to be mad BO3 won so many awards but it's kinda far. At least it's not God of War. In this episode enjoy as our two cohosts, Vic and Skoomadealer live under rocks and did not know who won the Golden Joystick awards, so we can get th…
- MP#77 - Dongles on Dongles
I showed you my dongle please respond Vic has returned! Just in time for the writers strike to end, but do you know what it is they actually won? Also Dielan has completely embrased Transfarring, the Kojima lifestyle. Listen to us rant abo…
- MP#76 - He's literally too righteous to die
LISTENER. THIS IS NOT A REQUEST! I HAVE BECOME PHANTASMA! We are going to spoil Armored Core 6 and we are going to spend just over an hour doing it. Buckle up, I fuckin love Armored Core. Good thing they didn't make it in Unity. Our boy Vi…
- MP#75 - The Next Skyrim Is Just Skyrim
Got another job for you 621, I'm sending you episode 75 of the Melonmancy Podcast. Give it a listen. How can a single year in videogames have so many bangers? Come one come all for an Armored Core veteran's first impressions of AC6, and an…