Lise and Sarah
Comedy
About
We tried to be deep and mysterious but all we got was this silly little podcast www.liseandsarah.com.au
Episodes
- The Couples Therapist Who Refuses To Lie To You
In this episode, Sarah explores couples therapy with her unique method. The podcast also delves into diverse subjects including teenage fads, a pitch for pet rats, and finding meditation in wasabi peas.
- There’s A Reason Some Women Always Look Cool
Lise and Sarah discuss fashion rules and outfit dilemmas. They also touch on the topic of "looksmaxxing" after watching a documentary.
- A Very Surreal Weekend
Lise and Sarah discuss their experience emceeing a wellness retreat and their brief encounter with Meghan Markle, contrasting the event with their mundane weekend chores. They also continue to collect submissions for their segment, The Shi…
- Fran Drescher Has The Best Relationship Advice Right Now
In this episode, Lise and Sarah discuss Fran Drescher's views on marriage, divorce, and ex-husbands. The episode also features a grammar debate, a discussion on maintaining personal habits, and a hair straightener safety hack.
- We’re All One Petrol Price Away From Losing Our Minds
In this episode, Lise and Sarah discuss current feelings of uncertainty, the French Easter Bell tradition, and managing finances during a cost-of-living crisis. Sarah attempts to justify a $471 shirt purchase, while Lise shares the news of…
- Can We Please Normalise Having a Crap House?
In this episode, Lise and Sarah discuss the appeal of imperfect homes, the benefits of quitting gel nails, and the importance of receiving eight hugs a day. They also share a recommendation for buying a foot stool from Ikea.
- Is 15 the Age That Breaks You as a Parent?
In this episode, Sarah discusses the emotional challenges of parenting as her daughter turns 15. The hosts explore the complexities of raising teenagers in the modern world.
- I Can't Stop Thinking About Durries..What's Wrong With Me?
Lise confesses to smoking after years of healthy living, while Sarah discusses her perspective on Mrs. Doubtfire. The hosts also debate a zombie apocalypse scenario and share a story about a timely tennis ball.
- The Poster Girl for Colonoscopies
Lise and Sarah discuss their new video presence on Spotify and YouTube, Sarah's frustrations with shop return policies, and Lise's perspective on colonoscopies. Additionally, the hosts explore various brand names that are commonly misprono…
- America’s Next Top Model Was Unhinged. Why Did We Love It So Much?
Lise and Sarah discuss the problematic and often controversial nature of the reality television series America's Next Top Model. They explore the reasons behind the show's massive popularity at the time and reflect on how its content is vi…
- The Louis Vuitton Situation Has Escalated
In this episode, Lise and Sarah discuss a situation involving a fake Louis Vuitton handbag and a message from the brand's protection team. They also feature a mindfulness challenge from Ben Crowe and discuss various habits used to navigate…
- The Louis Vuitton Felon of Brisbane
In this episode, Sarah discusses the potential consequences of purchasing a fake Louis Vuitton bag, while Lise shares her frustrations regarding school systems and teenage independence. The hosts also touch upon topics including Bridgerton…
- Oh God, The Bouffant Millennial Fringe Is Back
In this episode, Lise and Sarah discuss topics including bouffant fringes, the etiquette of ice-cream taste testing, the gendered nature of school uniforms, and the gel nails cycle.
- The Party Where Women Did Nothing
In this episode of Lise and Sarah, the hosts discuss a pig-roast party where men took full responsibility for the event, allowing the women to relax. The episode also features a segment on a dilemma involving a fake designer bag.
- You Have 21 Days to Get Your Life Together Before The Fire Horse Arrives
Lise and Sarah discuss letting go of old habits and items, including a platter gifted between them. The hosts also mention Sarah's new corkboard and the sale of her clothing on Depop.
- The Heel & Toe & Men In Sockettes | The Best Of Part Two
This episode is the second part of a year-end review featuring Lise and Sarah. The hosts discuss topics including the history of the heel and toe, men wearing sockettes, and the influence of the book Far Out Brussel Sprout.
- Piercings, Doorbells & Fake Assistants | The Best Of 2025 Part One
This highlights compilation from Lise and Sarah features listeners' favorite moments from the year, including discussions on midlife piercings, a sandal controversy, fake assistants, and a doorbell hack.
- The Beginners Guide To Lifting Heavy
Lise and Sarah discuss the basics of strength training for midlife with physio and exercise physiologist Paula Hindel. The episode covers key exercises, weight selection, the benefits of walking, and the truth about weighted vests.
- Full-Body Rage is the New Meditation | The Best of 2025
In this compilation episode, Lise and Sarah share some of their most frustration-filled segments from the year. They discuss various personal annoyances and societal trends, offering a cathartic purge of the topics that challenged them thr…
- A Boxing Day Welfare Check
Lise and Sarah share a Boxing Day check-in, discussing their low-key activities, holiday traditions, and end-of-year routines. The conversation features holiday food ideas, festive plans, and relatable shopping habits.
- Your Wildest Confessions, Gift-Wrapped For Chrissy
Lise and Sarah share a collection of listener confessions from their "We Listen & We Don't Judge" segment for a special holiday episode. Stories include various humorous and unusual personal anecdotes submitted by the audience.
- The Friendship Milestone No One Talks About
Lise and Sarah discuss the dynamics of close female friendships and share personal updates leading up to the holidays. They also announce a summer release schedule for the podcast.
- ✨ The Oprah Spectacular ✨
The hosts discuss their experience attending an Oprah Live event, reflecting on the impact of the show and their personal interactions during the meet and greet.
- He Bought Me A Minions Perfume And Now It's My Signature Scent
Lise and Sarah discuss life updates, including an unconventional birthday gift, the challenges of the school term, and their attempt to follow a life advice article. The show is brought to you by Brown Brothers.
- Capri Pants Are Back and Nobody Wants This
In this episode, Lise and Sarah discuss the return of capri pants, lunchbox habits, and how people feel about being sung 'Happy Birthday.' They also address a listener dilemma regarding choosing between a Year 6 Graduation and a Lady Gaga…
- Disco Club 2026 Tickets Are Live!!! 💃🔥✨🪩
Lise and Sarah announce that tickets for their Disco Club 2026 tour in Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, and Perth are now on sale. Listeners are advised to check ticket limits and visit their social media or website for further information.
- 30 Foolproof Present Ideas for the Impossible to Buy For
Lise and Sarah present a gift guide for difficult-to-buy-for people, including suggestions for mothers-in-law, fathers, teachers, and hostesses. The episode also provides information on how to subscribe to their premium content.
- The Finale None Of Us Saw Coming | Ep 9 The Golden Bachelor Recap
Lise and Sarah discuss the season finale of The Golden Bachelor, sharing their thoughts on the events and calling it the best season of the franchise they have seen.
- Do You Have A "Couch Friend"?
In this episode, Lise and Sarah discuss friendship theories, takeaway prices, and a misunderstanding in the yard. Author Sally Hepworth joins the hosts to share a personal confession from her book tour.
- A Psychic Named Leanne | Ep 8 The Golden Bachelor Recap
In this episode of Lise and Sarah, the hosts recap The Golden Bachelor hometowns, discussing Sunny, Bear, and Jeanette's psychic best friend, Leanne. They also debate Bear's potential endgame and speculate about the show's finale.
- A Very Active Sex Life | Ep 7 The Golden Bachelor Recap
In this episode of Lise and Sarah, the hosts provide a recap of The Golden Bachelor, discussing the remaining three contestants and the events of the series.
- We Investigated Coles Radio So You Don’t Have To
Lise and Sarah look into the inner workings of Coles Radio, asking who creates the playlist. They are joined by Leigh Sales as they investigate the mysterious music selection.
- The Home Videos That Wrecked Us | Ep 6 The Golden Bachelor Recap
Lise and Sarah discuss the latest episode of The Golden Bachelor, focusing on Sunny's realization, Kim's flirting, and the portrayal of child-free women on reality television.
- Holy Shit, A Rose Refusal | Ep 5 The Golden Bachelor Recap
Hosts discuss the latest episode of The Golden Bachelor, focusing on a woman refusing a rose, an oyster-themed date, and a sex-positive game. They also share thoughts on the episode's sponsorship integrations and a lengthy paddleboard sequ…
- The Parrot, The Prostate, The Pecks | Ep 4 The Golden Bachelor Recap
Lise and Sarah discuss the latest episode of The Golden Bachelor, reviewing events featuring Terri, Lauren, and Sunny. The hosts analyze the contestants' behavior and interactions throughout the show.
- He Licked The Margarita Rim
Lise and Sarah discuss topics including fruit, cocktail etiquette, trends, and a listener's name change in this episode. They also provide information on how to subscribe to their show.
- Wake Up, Bear! | Ep 3 The Golden Bachelor Recap
Lise and Sarah discuss the latest episode of The Golden Bachelor, exploring the contestants' behavior, specific moments like horse riding and puppy pashing, and the camaraderie shown among the women.
- Can Somebody Put Baby In The Corner? | Ep 2 The Golden Bachelor Recap
Lise and Sarah discuss the second episode of The Golden Bachelor, highlighting the contestants' emotional intelligence and the series' mature approach to storytelling. They share thoughts on the episode's tender moments and memorable inter…
- Your Term 4 Survival Guide
Lise and Sarah share tips and listener ideas for managing the busy final weeks of the school year, focusing on simplifying routines and extracurricular activities to reach the holidays.
- We're Calling Her Olivia Newton-Jan | Ep 1 The Golden Bachelor Recap
Lise and Sarah discuss their new group watch, The Golden Bachelor. They analyze the show's contestants and moments, encouraging listeners to tune in for their weekly recaps.
- Like A Learner Driver on a Highway
Lise and Sarah discuss various family updates, including stories about learning to drive, picking up dog litter, and animal concerns. Sarah also introduces a new service focused on preparing for the summer season.
- Sorry Nagi, It's Another Two Ingredient Dinner That Slaps
Lise and Sarah discuss two-ingredient dinner ideas, a cat in a harness, and a scam. They also share personal confessions and propose a travel concept called "Girls Gone Mild."
- Long Bums Are Beautiful Too
In this episode of Lise and Sarah, the hosts discuss body trends, dry-body brushing, and men's guitar fingernails. They also road test an outfit styling rule and provide updates on listening options and subscriptions.
- Leigh Sales and the Unexpected Confession
Journalist Leigh Sales discusses her career achievements and shares a personal detail about what brings her joy. The episode also features a discussion on a crocodile attack story and the amenities at David Jones.
- Breaking News: Leggings Are Dead
Lise and Sarah discuss the end of leggings as a trend, play games, and define the types of people they cannot be friends with. They also share listener-submitted life upgrades.
- Plot Twist: We Got Eric Bana's Wife
The hosts feature an appearance by Eric Bana's wife, Rebecca, facilitated by listener Sally Hepworth. The episode also includes a discussion about voice notes and questions regarding Lise's motives for a hotel booking.
- Manifesting Eric Bana Is Our Full-Time Job
In this episode, Lise and Sarah discuss their ongoing Eric Bana watch, kitchen projects, and address recent behavior from a barista named Joe. Additionally, Sarah helps a listener find a new name for a fresh start.
- Dear Eric Bana, The World Needs Poida Back, Stat
This episode of Lise and Sarah discusses Eric Bana's career, a desire for the return of his comedy characters, and a debate on friendship styles. The hosts also explore Gen Z typing speeds and invite listeners to share their own.
- Disco Club Made the News and Won't Someone Think of the Men?
Lise and Sarah discuss a recent viral Disco Club story, share 10 personal habits, and introduce a new two-ingredient dinner recipe. The episode also touches on feedback regarding the show's language.
- Boy Mums, Shut Up About Food
Lise and Sarah discuss their experiences with grocery shopping for boys, the Two Ingredient Dinner segment, and embarrassing adult habits. The episode also introduces a new segment called Hot Positive Goss.