John and Alexx Hate Stuff
Film, TV & Pop Culture
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John and Alexx discuss movies, rarely hating them, thus negating the name.
Episodes
- Dust Bunny
Bryan Fuller? I Barely know her? Please enjoy that temporary write up joke while listening to the boys discuss "Dust Bunny" Send us Fan Mail
- HIM
What if you were *too* ready for some football? Send us Fan Mail
- 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
We return to post-apocalyptic Britain for one more party in the ossuary. Send us Fan Mail
- V for Vendetta
Hollywood took a simple story about a violent anarchist overthrowing a fascistic government through terrorism and made it political. Send us Fan Mail
- Out of Bounds (1986)
The boys lament Anthony Michael Hall's choices while discussing Out of Bounds. Send us Fan Mail
- Predator: Badlands
A movie for everyone who has had prove themselves to their dad by finding him a cool skull. Send us Fan Mail
- Tarot
Disappointment is in the cards for the boys as they are a dealt a losing hand with this teen horror stinker. Send us Fan Mail
- The Smashing Machine
The fellas enter the octagon to grapple about the Mark Kerr biopic. Alexx thinks it's empty and pointless. John headbutts Alexx. Who is right? Listen and find out! Send us Fan Mail
- Bugonia
John and Alexx shave their heads and put on their fanciest tinfoil top hats to discuss Yorgos Lanthimos' newest film, Bugonia. Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/alexxbollen Send us Fan Mail
- Superman (2025)
A guy that can fly around, is nice to everyone but...isn't Santa!?! As crazy as that sounds, James Gunn makes it work in his Superman reboot. Send us Fan Mail
- Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery
John and Alexx discuss, in their best southern lawyer / Foghorn Leghorn voices, the newest Knives Out film: Wake Up Dead Man. Jenny Nicholson discusses "Trigger Warning": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMgMr0JcYJ4 Dove Makes' Hunger Games…
- Fantastic Four: First Steps
Talking about the Fantastic Four movie. Not that one, the other one. No, the other other one. Send us Fan Mail
- Frankenstein
If you've ever read this novel and thought "This would be better if everyone was hot as hell", Guillermo Del Toro wants you to know you are not alone. You're wrong, but you're not alone. Send us Fan Mail
- Cabin in the Woods
John and Alexx gas up the 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88, dust off the ol' necronomicon, and discuss 2011's Cabin in the Woods. Send us Fan Mail
- 28 Years Later
The boys discuss the feel-good movie of the year which tells you a lot about 2025. Send us Fan Mail
- The Lodge
John and Alexx owe the Halloween season an apology as they discuss the Lodge. A movie that dares to ask the question: What would it look like if tedium were manifested on an industrial scale? The answer may surprise you... assuming you're…
- Bring Her Back
Kicking off a month of horror with this 2025 shocker. Find out what can go wrong when "foster" is not just Australian for beer. Send us Fan Mail
- Cuckoo
John and Alexx sit on a small chair across from the bed to watch... oh, wait, it's pronounced like coo-coo. Yeah, that's awkward. Anyway, we watched Cuckoo. Send us Fan Mail
- Barbarian
A movie that asks "Who is the real monster?" Is it the actual monster? Is it Man? Or is it Alexx for not really enjoying this 2022 horror movie? Answers lie within so listen close! Send us Fan Mail
- Patreon episode: Sinners
John and Alexx are on summer break so please enjoy this episode from the Patreon feed "Sinners" https://www.patreon.com/alexxbollen Send us Fan Mail
- In the Lost Lands
The fellas ride into the desolate wasteland that is this 2025 sci-fi slog based on a George RR Martin tale. Send us Fan Mail
- The Getaway (1994)
The boys look back at this tough-as-nails crime thriller featuring Hollywood's sexiest stars (and James Woods) doing unsexy things (being shot, falling in garbage, James Woods). Send us Fan Mail
- The Martian
Who knew that being lost on an alien planet could be so low stakes? Ridley Scott casts away human drama in favor of the charm of Matt Damon. Send us Fan Mail
- Cleaner
Daisy Ridley came here to kick ass and use windex, and she's all out of windex. So, you know, she kicks ass... because of the lack of windex... this guy gets it. John and Alexx watched Cleaner. Send us Fan Mail
- Captain America: Brave New World
John and Alexx endure watching the sequel to that one Hulk movie from sorta before everything connected... no, the other one. Yeah, with the Fight Club guy. We forgot it too. Anyway, we watched Captain America: Brave New World- it's very n…
- Dead Ringers
Twin drug addict gynecologists, John and Alexx, watch Dead Ringers- a movie about two very similar looking doctors. Join our Patreon at http://patreon.com/alexxbollen Send us Fan Mail
- Kraven
We had to push back the regular episode, so in its place please enjoy this discussion of Kraven from the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/alexxbollen Send us Fan Mail
- Heat
Finally, for the first time, John and Alexx share a table and blow the doors off the place with their performance. And by that, I mean, they make jokes and talk about Heat. Send us Fan Mail
- Sicario
In their own re-enactment of this Villeneuve thriller, Alexx brings terrible jokes and John can only watch in horror as he realizes his own complicity. Send us Fan Mail
- Batman and Robin
Batman and Robin superfan Ted Douglas joins John and Alexx to discuss Joel Schumacher's 1997 masterpiece Batman and Robin. Listen in rapt attention as Bane gets an Oscar; Ice gets punned; Macgregor Syndrome is cured; Uma gets Thurman'd! Wh…
- Nosferatu (2024
Robert Eggers' take on the classic tale offers more empowered female characters, but is his knowledge of Dracula Law up to snuff? Alexx sinks his teeth into the real issues at the heart of the movie Send us Fan Mail
- The Crow (2024)
I painted my face for THIS? Send us Fan Mail
- Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
A movie so nice they named it twice?! In this economy?! John and Alexx really love Michael Keaton and Catherine O'Hara so they sat through Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Enjoy! Send us Fan Mail
- Mr. Brooks
The hunger has returned to Alexx's brain. It never really left. That hunger for an insane 2007 thriller where Kevin Costner is the serial killing head of a box factory. Cameron Harrison from Open Pike Night and Green Shirt joins the fellas…
- The Green Knight
A Green Knight? In this economy? Yeah, I'd like to see that. Send us Fan Mail
- Joker: Folie à Deux
Is this a terrible movie, or did we fall for the ultimate Joker's trick? Send us Fan Mail
- My Old Ass
John and Alexx bravely ask the question: Would Alexx blow his younger self? The answer may surprise you! Also they discussed "My Old Ass" Send us Fan Mail
- Alien: Romulus
Have you ever wanted to watch all the Alien movies at the same time? ...No? ...That's a terrible idea? Someone should have told Fede Alvarez. Send us Fan Mail
- Red State
The fellas cut through the politics and religion in this 2011 dark satire to get to the real questions like "How does sex work?" Send us Fan Mail
- Trap
M. Night Shyamalan loves his daughter so much he built a movie around her, but not enough to make it a good one. Send us Fan Mail
- Oddity
John and Alexx brave the hinterlands of Ireland to answer the eternal question: Can a blind Tilda Swinton-looking lady summon a golem powerful enough to destroy a general practitioner? Only a frank discussion of the horror hit "Oddity" wil…
- I Saw The TV Glow
The fellas talk through nostalgia pains, identity and more when discussing Jane Schoenbrun's latest horror entry. Send us Fan Mail
- Rebel Ridge
The world of civil asset forfeiture comes alive as Aaron Pierre goes head-to-head with Don Johnson. Will justice prevail or is this rebel a ridge too far? Send us Fan Mail
- The Boy and the Heron
John and Alexx reenter the magical world of Hayao Miyazaki with "The Boy and the Heron." They then quickly ruin it with crude jokes. Enjoy! Send us Fan Mail
- Zodiac
John and Alexx break the complex cipher that is David Fincher's Zodiac. Well, mostly they just gush over the film while alexx gets jealous over how easy it was to get away with murder in the 60s and 70s. Send us Fan Mail
- Rebel Moon Part 1: Chalice of Blood
What if you played all your favorite sci-fi movies at once and at half-speed? It would be more interesting than Zak Snyder's unceasing director's cut of Rebel Moon. Send us Fan Mail
- Arcadian
John and Alexx discuss Arcadian. Tune in for the movie, stay for the naked mole-rat talk. Send us Fan Mail
- Anomalisa
Some people laugh at Michael Stone because he's different. He gets viciously depressed and pushes away others because they're all the same. Not as punchy as the popular Hot Topic shirt, but a better movie than that one about being an Feder…
- Bonus: Madam Web
It's a skip episode! Please enjoy our Patreon discussion of "Madam Web." Send us Fan Mail
- Asteroid City
Much like Francis Ford Coppola and William Friedkin took their crews deep into the jungles to explore the very soul of humanity, Wes Anderson takes the cast and crew of Asteroid City on a voyage up his own ass. Send us Fan Mail