I Don't Wanna Hear It
Comedy
About
Three dumb cans of soup.
Episodes
- 358 - Which Baby Was At This Riot
Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River Blues,” “The Gold Rush…
- 357 - His Teeth Are Teeth
They're teeth - obviously. Not swords. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Cha…
- 356 - A Swarm of Bees Loosed Inside My Brain
Matt played a weird show and R.I.P. Fading Signal. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,…
- 355 - Scream Until You Have A Heart Attack and Die
I mean, what were we even on about, anyway? Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’es…
- 354 - Bee Problems
Need bees? Matt's got a guy. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East…
- 353 - G.E.D. PhD
Shane and Mikey talk about the awesome and wild show they played, and Matt reports from the frontlines of hardcore celebrity. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shado…
- 352 - This Band Sounds Like Fern Gulley
Which is another way of saying it sounds like Tone Loc. 'Member him? I 'member. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,”…
- 351 - I Don't Think Your Kids Are Stupid Or Anything
This week, things get riveting as old punk comps are discussed, vegans are mocked, and the question is asked: has hardcore changed the world? The answer will oh who cares. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution…
- 350 - There's No Rave At the Moose Lodge
This week, Shane is in the Big Easy trying to avoid being hexed by Papa Legba, so Matt and Mikey go deep on Moose and Elks Lodges. I mean, who is this for at this point? Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution:…
- 349 - He Can't Hear Us In His Underwear
Mikey returns from a cruise with thoughts, Contact's new record is imminent, Matt saw the Pietasters, and Converge's latest continues to frighten and amaze us. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed t…
- 348 - I'm Pretty Sure I'm A Manchurian Candidate
This week Shane and Mikey discuss their new music and how the new Converge record ripped their eyelids off. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On th…
- 347 - It's Not For Anyone
We list the lists while Mikey dies. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,…
- 346 - Leave It In the Amber
I mean, what do you even do with a Grammy? Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est…
- 345 - I Am Surrounded By Death
We're all over the place this week, but one thing is certain: we don't really care what Turnstile's up to. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the…
- 344 - I Catastrophized Myself Into Paralysis
This week Mikey embarks upon a long-awaited apology tour. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bub…
- 343 - We Went To FYA
Day one of FYA was a lot of fun. We talk about it. Spoiler alert: we didn't go day two because we had to nurse our old ass bodies back to health. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSoun…
- 342 - People Liked Me In Bands Because I Moved
This week, Shane and Mikey talk about how 2026 is going to be their year if they don't die during Kickback's set at FYA. Which is a distinct possibility. Mikey wrote this the day before FYA. He could be dead right now. Check out our Patreo…
- 341 - GOTHVET
Matt and Mikey ring in the New Year with a discussion of flea markets, those who survived the goth wars, celebrities and their big mouths, violence, and a few more records of 2025. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical At…
- 340 - Records of the Year (2025): I Would Love To See You On Hoarders
It's the final episode of the year, and we talk records of the year. We also imagine Shane as a found footage beast, protecting his hoarder house from Matt Paxton and Dr. Zazio. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attri…
- 339 - Don't Interrupt Me, I'm Telling Me What To Do
This week, Shane develops necrosis from a spider bite, Mikey glazes Rob Lind, and Matt attains his true form, and it rhymes with Piss Shingle. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds.…
- 338 - I Still Have My Scruples
Mikey got married, and Matt's worrying about opening for Epitaph Records recording artist, Vanna. How the turn tables. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “Am…
- 337 - A Smorgasbord of Travesty
This week we resurrect some long-dead nomenclature, discuss the pickle festival/ Kids Like Us and Mongoloids show in Tampa, and talk about the new Converge song. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed…
- 336 - Godmoney Rick Rodney
Modgunney Rod Rickney. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,” “C’est Chaud,” “East River…
- 335 - I Don't Know If There's Room In My Heart For That Much Skindred
This week Matt reaches terminal Skindred capacity. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss Me,” “Big Fat Gypsy,” “Bubble Up,…
- 334 - Records of the Year So Far (Fall 2025): I Dug Up An Entire Cemetery To That Song
We return from our forced hiatus to give you our favorite records of the year (so far). DON'T ARGUE. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,…
- 333 - I Would Never Waste A Pumpkin (with Sam Kooby of Beastplague)
This week, we have Sam Kooby of Beastplague on for an extra-spooky spectacular. We talk the Kickback reunion in Brooklyn (which Sam attended), horror movies, scary bands, and do a creepy-crawly episode of Rankage. And boy, did Shane have s…
- 332 - Only Me Can Kill Me
This week Matt tells us all about how Keith Buckley inspired him to major in English and how he achieved his lifelong dream of seeing Sonata Arctica live. On this week's Right Profile: Many Eyes Integrity Atomic Rule Check out our Patreon…
- 331 - I Don't Like My Skin Touched
This week, we recap Night Shift Party Weekend IV. Huzzah! Episode Links: Arlemi AFI Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Move,” “Baby You Miss…
- 330 - One and One Are Five: I Will Track Them Through the House Like Predator
Matt and Mikey tackle the saliant topics of the day because while big game hunters stalk Shane through the wilderness. Episode Links: Berthold City Harakiri For the Sky Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: L…
- 329 - This Glitter Hurts My Cuts
This week, Mikey is joined by Matt and Chance, friends of the show from Daytona, and much talk is had over the demise of Tir Na Nog, their many black metal bands, and people who roll around in broken computers because it's art. Mikey also…
- 328 - Cool To Hate: Anarchy Dream Theater
We've been far too positive lately, so this week, the fires of hate are reignited, and we break down why everything you like is stupid. On this week's Right Profile: Faced Out MOVINGDIGGINGTEETH Firestarter Check out our Patreon for bonus…
- 327 - It's Nice of Hatebreed To Open For This Turmoil Reunion (FYA 2026 Line Up)
We got tickets to FYA, so we're gonna talk about it. This week there can only be one Right Profile: Wrong Side of Heaven: End It Follow our buddy Sam @rhythm2lifefanzine on Instagram, and grab a copy of his new zine! Check out our Patreon…
- 326 - I Pre-Hated It
Matt is in a realm of light and beauty, so Shane and Mikey shout at each other about what's been good lately. Great Falls Age of Fear Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clo…
- 325 - You Stupid Fat Brain
Does throwing your body around carelessly and violently while playing music matter? Tune in as we discuss this and other burning questions you didn't need answered. The answer is yes. Doomsday xNullifyx PSYCHO-FRAME Check out our Patreon f…
- 324 - Angel Statue Hardcore
This week, Matt and Mikey discuss the defining hardcore band of our generation. And surprisingly, it's not Hatebreed. SCARAB Turmoil Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Cloc…
- 323 - I Like It As A Topping, Not A Crust
We have a philosophical conversation for which the catalyst was Jayway. Enjoy. Advent Chat Pile Bayway Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,” “America On the Mov…
- 322 - One and One Are Five: You Just Saw Titanic
While Shane was trying to convince the TSA that he was human enough to get on a plane, Matt and Mikey counted down some lists. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shad…
- 321 - Records of the Year So Far (Summer 2025): Lava Spittoon
How about some more of our records of the year so far? HUH?! Big Symmetry : Pet Symmetry Dominion : ANCST SABLE, fABLE : Bon Iver LP 2025 : Bad Beat Near-Death Travel Services : Deadguy Raspberry Moon : Hotline TNT Self-Titled : Crowquill…
- Rankage - 001 (Patreon Preview)
Our recording issues continued this week, but we'll be back in full force next week. Until then, here's a peek behind the Patreon curtain at our new show, Rankage. Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licens…
- 320 - What Is Wrong With You?
This week we discover just what went wrong to lead us off the path of respectability and into the dungeons of our youth, resulting in the crumbling husks you listen to every week. Well, probably not every week. Sporadically, we'll say. On…
- 319 - Theoretical Hardcore Physics
This week the boys are back, and we discuss Shane's son crowd surfing for the first time, as well as the new Turnstile record. On this week's Right Profile: Suzzallo Ancst Sorcerer Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical At…
- 318 - The Tony Hawk's Pro-Skater Soundtracks
Shane and Mikey discuss the storied video game franchise and accompanying soundtracks that had us skanking and push moshing in our bedrooms, circa 1999. On this week's Right Profile: Crowquill Blood Monolith Check out our Patreon for bonus…
- 317 - One and One: Your Mom Goes To College
Matt's making a pizza in a piazza this week, so Shane and Mikey list all the picks. On this week's Right Profile: PSYCHO-FRAME Pet Symmetry Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5…
- 316 - Rockville Wrap Up + We Saw Terror
Rockville happened and we went to see Terror. Soon we'll be dead. On this week's Right Profile: Choof Instinctive Skinhead Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed through NEOSounds. “5 O’Clock Shadow,”…
- 315 - It's My Worst Bit: An Interview With Karim, Owner of Night Shift Merch
Matt and Shane are off, so it was up to Mikey to interview our old friend Karim from Night Shift Merch. He kept me alive on my first out of state "tour," and he's a Florida legend. You can listen to me react in real time to Karim breaking…
- 314 - Satanic Ska Is Christian Death Metal
Matt and Mikey pontificate on hardcore and its impact on their lives. Satanic ska does come up at some point. On this week's Right Profile: AXE COLLECTOR Spiritworld Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Lice…
- 313 - A Grotesque Type of Entertainment
Shane and Mikey do the news, and begin to suspect they've somehow fallen into the past, circa 2002. One thing is for certain: time is a flat circle, no one dies, and everyone lives for fucking ever. On this week's Right Profile: Guiltless…
- 311 - The Aesthetic Is Boredom
This week we wax poetic about the new Turnstile song, and Matt regales us with tales of United Blood. On this week's Right Profile: Ecca Vandal Speedway Combust Check out our Patreon for bonus shows and more! Musical Attribution: Licensed…
- 310 - Lonely Like Swamp Thing
Matt and Mikey have a deep and nostalgic conversation about hardcore and the latest Contact tour. That's really it. No funny joke description. Okay, fart. On this week's Right Profile: Naysayer Ingrown Click this link to pre-order Liam Fle…
- 309 - Records of the Year So Far (Spring 2025): You Will Never Be One of Him
And the journey begins. Self-Titled by you, infinite Self-Titled by anvilchandelier The Bad Fire by Mogwai Lonely People With Power by Deafheaven Gold by Scour Burn Yourself Alive by The Warriors Powersucker by Young Widows Ashen Skies by…