Horror Vomit

Film, TV & Pop Culture

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Each week Chris and James review a new horror movie. Some we love, some we hate, and some of them are down right confusing. Welcome to Horror Vomit.

Episodes

  • Shadow Of The Vampire

    Not sure how you made this idea, with this amount of talent, boring. Ya f*cked up, my dude. This sucks.

  • Event Horizon

    This one got away from us a little. It's fine. It's a fun 90's classic. It's also super duper gross.

  • Antrum

    Well, folks, it's certainly a movie that exists. Parts of it are even really, really good. Parts of it are not. But, it does exist.

  • We Have Always Lived In The Castle

    Ol' Shirley Jacks sure spins a heck of a yarn. There's also an A+ Crispin Glover to behold. We liked it.

  • Frewaka

    Hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and a group of vengeful fairies you and your late husband tricked to save your baby. And the red balloons.

  • Frankenstein (2025)

    There. We did it. We watched a "popular" movie. Can we go home now? This sucks.

  • Lisa and the Devil

    It's Bava time, buttheads, and it's gonna get weird. Well, as weird as a well established Italian filmmaker is going to get in 1973.

  • Fender Bender

    See. You don't have to sexualize teenagers. You just need to murder them in unnecessarily cruel ways. We're happy with that.

  • Villains

    Hey, sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands and steal an already stolen child from an insane aged couple after breaking into their home and killing them. See. Proof.

  • Tesis

    A low budget Spanish movie about violence in movies!? And it's good!? Sounds fake, but it's not. In fact it won, like, awards and junk.

  • Be My Valentine

    Pretty sweet found footage stuff. Samantha Dalesio rules! It's on FoundTv on Valentines. Watch it. It's good.

  • Arrebato

    Do you like drugs and art? We like drugs and art. Maybe not as much as 1979 Madrid, but still. We liked it. Your results may vary, however.

  • Exam (2009)

    A neat little chamber drama that punches waaaay above it's weight. It also has magic healing bullets, so there's that. We liked it though.

  • Best Wishes To All

    A perfectly normal tale of a perfectly normal Japanese family, and their perfectly normal luck slave. Quit being weird about the luck slave.

  • Hollow Man

    Are you still a "Hollow Man" if you're filled with the urge to sexually assault every single woman you come into contact with? You are? Well, shame on you, hollow Kevin Bacon.

  • Force 10 From Navarone

    War, what is it good for? Movies! And making money. And various crimes, historically speaking.

  • Paul Dood' Deadly Lunch Break

    One from the vault! (That means we forgot when we recorded it) What an absolute delight of a film. It's very funny. Top notch indie horror/comedy done in a way that doesn't feel like it's punching down. Real, real good stuff.

  • Dead Mail

    It's mail. And it's Dead. And other stuff, too. Real weird stuff.

  • Cobra

    What can we say? Of course, Cobra.

  • Crumb Catcher

    It's going to revolutionize the dining experience! Great movie. Real good stuff.

  • Hell House LLC: Lineage

    We don't believe this IS the last Hell House. If so, fine. Be done and bury it's defiled corpse behind the house/hotel/carnival/whatever. We genuinely don't care anymore.

  • Black Sabbath

    Happy Halloween (late as hell.)!!! It's time we lowered our caps, place them across our hearts, and remember one of the greatest horror directors of all time, Mr. Mario Bava.

  • Old (2021)

    It's a beach that makes you f*cking old. What are we even doing here?

  • The Exorcism of Emily Rose

    Courtroom drama AND a spooky!? Hooray! Watch out for those cats though. They'll git ya.

  • Rounding

    We're back! And we're doctors now! Deeply disturbed, obsessive, possibly dangerous doctors. Oh, and we watched Rounding. It's really good.

  • Satan's Slaves 2: Communion

    It may be our least favorite in the Joko Anwar catalogue, but it's still better than most movies. Yup, we're griping about a sequel, again.

  • Sinners

    One of us loved it, the other just liked it. It's good. Promise.

  • The Neon Demon

    It's not great. One of the most important character arcs belongs to a swimming pool, so there's that.

  • The Tomorrow War

    Hey, it's a sci-fi action movie with a solid horror premise. It's been done and done successfully. This isn't one of those. This one stinks.

  • Stake Land 2

    This week we complain about a good movie simply because it exists.

  • Frailty

    We love you Bill Paxton.

  • The Devil's Bath ft. Andrea Devenney

    It's a rootin'-tootin' look into depression and mental anguish in the Austria of yesteryear. Good times ahead.

  • Split Second

    We love you Rutger Hauer, but this movie isn't good. In fact, it's bad. Infuriatingly bad at times.

  • 825 Forest Road

    It ain't good. We wanted it to be, but it ain't. Sorry.

  • Lifeforce

    It's a 1985 Tobe Hooper space vampire flick. So yeah, it's a glorious turd. The kind you make your friends look at.

  • Black Circle

    It's fine. We could have used a lot more or a lot less, but it's fine.

  • Tigers Are Not Afraid

    Maybe the best movie we've ever talked about. It should probably be on "all-time best" lists, but, ya know, horror movie directed by a Mexican woman... Unbelievable film, though.

  • Eight Eyes

    A film that draws a very clear distinction between the two questions: Is it good? and Did I like it? Very, very well done film.

  • The Vourdalak

    Immediately became one of our favorite films of all-time. Absolutely incredible. 100 out of 100 vampire puppets. You all know about the puppet scale, right?

  • Deadstream

    To be reductive, it's Found Footage Evil Dead. To be specific, it's a modern triumph of horror from a hugely creative and talented wife/husband duo. It proves that millions of dollars are no substitute for raw talent.

  • Angst

    Germans... What are ya gonna do? Can't live with 'em, can't commit unspeakable acts of murder without 'em.

  • Blood And Black Lace

    Now this is a giallo! Early example of why Mario Bava is considered one of the most influential horror filmmakers of all time. All-time classic, and for good reason.

  • The Bird With The Crystal Plumage

    Big ol' meh to this classic giallo. It has it's moments, but overall we were booooored as heck.

  • Savageland

    Holy smokes!!!

  • Dominion: Prequel To The Exorcist

    Happy New Year! This movie still sucks.

  • Apollo 18

    Found footage... From space!!! It's silly, but we like it a whole lot.

  • Triangle

    Wanna hear us argue over a movie we both liked! You got it! Good flick though.

  • Copycat

    I mean, it's Copycat. It rules. A true shining gem of the psychological thriller genre.

  • Wendigo

    We're going back to Uncle Larry and Glass Eye Pix this week. While it may not be an action packed scare-a-thon, this simple yet effective story really got us. It's pretty dang good, y'all.

  • The Beyond

    Fulci and Halloween go together like chocolate and a gate to Hell in a Louisiana hotel basement. Yep.