Craters, Cow Costumes & Chaos: The Moon Made Me Cry and I Have No Regrets
Jessica Michelle Singleton is back and running on zero Adderall and maximum chaos. This week on Hey Idiots, Jessica gets genuinely emotional about the Artemis moon mission — specifically the story of Commander Reid Wiseman, who circled the moon for the first time in over 50 years while grieving the loss of his wife, Carroll, who died after a five-year battle with cancer. A lunar crater may be named in her honor, and honestly? It deserved the paragraph Jessica wrote about it to a stranger on Threads at full emotional capacity. Also this week: Jessica breaks down her Alaska mini-tour, including a deeply suspicious Airbnb in Moose Pass with frozen pipes, a creepy host who was "really good at hiding things," a wandering lynx, and a framed photo of a bear attack on the wall. Perfectly normal. Plus the news: a man in a full cow costume was arrested for stabbing a family member in Albany, New York. RFK Jr.'s private journals reveal he cut off a raccoon's genitals on a family vacation — and he's in charge of public health. Trump called Pope Leo "weak on crime." A TikTok tarot card reader was ordered to pay $10 million after falsely accusing a college professor of murder. And a sheriff's deputy was caught swiping on a dating app while standing feet away from an armed, barricaded suspect during a SWAT standoff. Jessica also rants about the Adderall shortage, the broken pharmacy system, perimenopause and ADHD, and announces Summer Camp Crappy Hour — an exclusive virtual hangout for gold and platinum supporters this summer. No filter. No chill. Just the news, the feelings, and the chaos. Subscribe, leave a review, and join the idiot fan club at jmscomedy.com/supporters 🎧 New livestreams (almost) every Tuesday — come hang live on YouTube at 5PM PT / 8PM ET! 👀Watch my new special "Hi Y'all!" 📬 Join my email list to request me live in your city and get first dibs on tickets! OTHER FUN STUFF: Get $25 to discover new restaurants near you on InKind: https://app.inkind.com/refer/RZUSAET9 20% off CREATE Creatine gummies or Creatine + Electrolytes powder: http://trycreate.co/JMS Get a big special discount to try Grüns multi-vitamin gummies: http://snwbl.io/gruns/JESSICAMIC60777 (Granny Smith Apple is my personal fav) Get 55% off HeyShape shape wear & bodysuits: https://getheyshape.com/JESSICAMIC68670 Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy