Heroes Don't Do Paperwork
Fiction & Audio Drama
About
In a world where the vast majority of people have special powers - there are Super Heroes, Super Villains, and a mountain of paperwork after the dust has settled. My name is Angus and I’ve been hired by the Super Human Action Response Team to help navigate the red tape of a super powered world along with my bureaucrat partner Sal. It’s a thankless job but somebody has to do it because Heroes Don’t Do Paperwork.
Episodes
- EP155 – Falter Ego
Angus can’t get his fix with flatlining anymore and has hit a new low. Sal calls in Dr. Amadeus Personae (Joël Paulin) to help Angus cultivate a new better personae.
- EP154 – Blasts From The Passed
Angus has gotten kicked out of his flatlining club and enlists Sal to help him to indulge in his dangerous hobby.
- EP153 – Making an Indifference
Angus and Sal are visited by one of Angus’ childhood heroes! Scott Jasons (Rich Hillborn) comes on the show to talk about everything he’s been up to since he was a Power Stranger as a teen with attitude.
- EP152 – Over-Inking It
Angus and Sal go out for a drink to celebrate Angus’ burgeoning relationship. Next thing they know they wake up with a terrible headache and have to piece together what happened.
- EP151 – Does Sal Dream of Electric Wheat
Sal is short a few important organs so he and Angus head to their local Black Market to get some ethically sourced replacements. There they meet Brody (Woody McCadden) who helps figure out their best alternatives to the big corporate dream…
- EP150 – Bridezilla Plus One
Angus and Sal are visited by engaged couple Linda and Jeremy (Jinny Rodriguez and Josh Degagne) to talk about what it’s like planning a wedding in Super City.
- EP149 – Attention to this Deficit
Angus and Sal have benefactors who will cover all their future legal fees…but the boys are still hemorrhaging money! Surely if they sit down and go over their spending habits they can find a spot to make a few cuts.
- EP148 – Side Hustle
While Sal is busy working on an important task for The Daily Deposit Angus tries to fill the void left by Travis with a sidekick for hire (Jason Summers).
- EP147 – Pop Cultural Exchange
Angus and Sal try to take their minds of their recent loss by suggesting new hobbies to each other.
- EP146 – Broken Home Run
The Grunge District Dumpster Divers have made it all the way to The Super City World Series of Little League and Co-coaches Angus and Sal must inspire their team to their first win of the season. But our Co-Coaches haven’t considered what…
- EP145 – Bubo Returns
Angus and Sal are running out of options for turning around Travis’ behaviour, so they go to someone who has had many sidekicks over the years. Can Bubo (Matt Barrow) provide useful advice on keeping sidekicks safe or will things just get…
- EP144 – You Halloween Some You Lose Some
Excited for Halloween Angus and Sal patiently await their first Trick Or Treaters of the night. They chose to set up shop at Sal’s place, a van parked under a street light in the paper mill district.
- EP143 – Sal’s Secret Showdown of Cookery
Still reeling from last week’s rescue mission Angus is in need of some first aid and Sal could not be more excited to finally try out some of his home cooked remedies.
- EP142 – Keep Away Camp
After sixteen weeks at the Super City Maximum Security Sleep Away Camp it’s finally time to bring Travis home. Angus and Sal venture into the depths of the subterranean camp to meet with Thaniel Hardiss (Joshua Mayo) to get Travis, but the…
- EP141 – Pattern Recognition
Angus and Sal interview Teen Detective Ewan Cherrywood (Jason Summers) hoping for a lighter story, but what they get is anything but.
- EP140 – Recurring Spitshine of a Spotty Mind
While Sal has an easier time leaving the vigilante life behind, Angus is not so lucky. Angus opts to have his memories of his time as The Coil erased so that he won’t feel so tempted to engage in illegal heroics. Will he be the same on the…
- EP139 – Introspective Care Unit
Angus and Sal come in to work riding high after their first night back in the world of vigilantes. But it’s not all one liners and high fives, the guys learn that there is such a thing as over doing it even when it comes to doing the right…
- EP138 – Field Tripping
Angus and Sal finally have the guest who was bumped last week. Ms. Frazzle (Chelsea Fahey) joins the guys to show them that you can learn anywhere and that you should go for the stars.
- EP137 – Down The Hatch
Angus and Sal prep for their guest when a sudden reminder sends Sal crawling into his safe space. How will Angus Coax him out?
- EP136 – Swappy Joes
Angus and Sal have swapped bodies several times before, however this is the first time they’ve swapped bodies with total strangers. The guys try to piece together who they’ve swapped with and unravel what kind of lesson the universe is try…
- EP135 – Chair Obscure: Expedition Sal and Me
Finally free from the simulation trap of The Chair, Angus and Sal venture out into Super City to find the perfect place to hide it away. If only they had experience being tucked away somewhere secret.
- EP134 – Host in the Shell
Angus tells Sal about how perfect his day has been.
- EP133 – Crusted Canvas
Angus is very into his new chair while Sal tries to go about business as usual. They guys sit down with their sandwich artist Justine (Desiree Connors Warmington) to learn more about the art form. And aren’t CHAIRS the best? Everyone shoul…
- EP132 – BFF: Black-Ops Fighting Force
While Angus is getting fitted for his new chair, Sal meets up with a friend from his past life. Will this mysterious figure be able to lure Sal back into the exciting life of black ops missions?
- EP131 – Achairican Psycho
Sal has a surprise planned for Angus and there is no way one could misinterpret his signals. A special guest arrives to help Angus pursue greater forms of comfort.
- EP130 – The Exact Distance Between Us
Angus and Sal stall for time before their guest arrives. Ethan Pace (Jason Summers) comes on the show to discuss DEIA in Super City but it seems like something else is bugging him.
- EP129 – Journey to Pan-delver
Sal needs to re-season his cast iron pan in a short amount of time or risk failing his college course. Angus tags along hoping to go on an epic fantasy quest.
- EP128 – Take It! For Granted
After a poorly timed snowplow pass Angus and Sal find themself stuck inside Sal’s van! When in a situation like this there is only one way to pass the time….Board Games!
- EP127 – Maximum Security Blanket
Angus and Sal need a break from looking after Travis, their feral ward. Thankfully Thaniel Hardass (Joshua Mayo) comes in to talk about Super City’s Maximum Security Sleepaway Camp.
- EP126 – The Fast and The Generous
Angus and Sal look to give back to the community by getting gifts for the children of Super City….a week after Christmas. How will they accomplish this? Why with time portals of course.
- EP125 – A Moment of Paws
Angus and Sal have found a monkey’s paw and it could be the solution to all their problems. Now the guys know that a monkey’s paw is always trying to get one over on you so they are going to try and be smart about this. Surely nothing will…
- EP124 – Recapturing Our Youth
Angus and Sal are in a funk and decide to take a day off work and take Travis, Angus’ ward, to do a bunch of activities for children around Super City.
- EP123 – Horsin’ Around
Angus and Sal reach out to the most famous podcaster in Super City, Rex “The Rocket” Roarke (Tuong La) for advice on how to get their show out to more people.
- EP122 – You’ve got Whale
Angus and Sal attempt to prove a local manor is haunted to keep the mayor from replacing it with an offensive statue. But is there something more offensive lurking in the depth of the old Hedgerton Estate?
- EP121 – Don’t Bank On It
Angus is writing about a new meringue based diet while Sal secures another ad sponsor. The boys were also rewarded for thwarting Seth’s crimes in the last episode and need to speak to financial expert Bullwinkle (Rich Hilborn) to figure ou…
- EP120 – Heroes Don’t Do Murder
Angus calls Sal late at night with an emergency. He’s in an apartment full of blood! Did Angus do something he’ll regret? Is this the end of the podcast? And most importantly does Sal have time to grab a breaky sandwich?
- EP119 – A Sway With Words
In hopes of raising some funds Sal takes on a questionable sponsor. Some fine print saddles Angus with his very own feral child ward. In hopes of bettering the communication between him and his ward Angus brings Super Cities Poet Laureate…
- EP118 – Dumpster Diving
Angus and Sal are co-coaching their first little league game with the Grunge District Dumpster Divers. Will they be able to co-coach this ragtag group of kids to victory and will they compromise their morals to do so?
- EP117 – Unclogging The Heart
Sal relishes his new found will to live and youth by living life in the fast lane. Angus reels from visiting his childhood home and learning it all might be a ruse. The boys are then visited by the custodian of one of Super City’s communit…
- EP116 – Stag Party
Angus and Sal venture in The Enchanted District to hunt down the Fae Deer Trickster that stole Sal’s will to live. Will they avoid the traps set by the devious entity… probably not.
- EP115 – Seeking Conventional Wisdom
Angus and Sal work on some pretty grim stories and decide to get a snack. After their snack break the boys are joined by Mike Keyes (Velvet Wells) a volunteer who works the lost and found booths at the many conventions of Super City. Can M…
- EP114 – Odd Jobs
While Angus recovers from a laser related eye injury Sal looks for a new part time job after getting fired from his last one for an “Oh Damn” moment.
- EP113 – Live Theatre
Angus and Sal head over to the Rat King Theatre to catch some of the night time programming. There they meet with Catherine Abernathy-Quill (Patrice-Ann Forbes) to see if anything can be done to save the theatre now that it’s in Mayor Hick…
- EP112 – Definitely Not A Waste Of Time
Angus shows up late to the show after finding a treasure map in the walls of his apartment. The boys venture to Providence Park in hopes of not only saving the park but also themselves. This will surely not be a waste of anyone’s time.
- EP111 – Thick Necks and Thin Skin
Sal works on a story around Super City’s newest serial killer, The Haberdasher Slasher, while Angus discusses the finer points of skin donation. The guys are then visited by the sickly Weebly Creezer (Josh Mayo), a former resident of a loc…
- EP110 – Laser Fest and Other Ungodly Side Hustles
Sal is feeling better than ever and Angus is run down from working multiple jobs to raise money for their trial with Mayor Hicks. In fact Angus forgot that he had an extra shift and had to leave the episode early.
- EP109 – Dino NDA
Angus and Sal celebrate their work to save the Museum of Personal History, until a mysterious character (Leslie Cserepy) appears to deliver some bad news. Is this character merely the herald of some greater threat….yes.
- EP108 – A Place To Recall Your Own
In hopes of saving it from Mayor Hicks, Sal takes Angus to The Museum of Personal History to shine a light on the value it provides to the community. Inside Angus and Sal get to relive moments from their pasts and see what might have been…
- EP107 – It’s Morphin Time
Angus and Sal are joined by Public Transportation Advocate C.J. Orion (Josh Degagné) who thinks less people should be driving on the roads of Super City. But with this guest there might be more than meets the eye.
- EP106 – Making an Omelette
Angus and Sal are on vigilante patrol when they pick up a signal reporting a festive crime in progress. Can Angus and Sal save Easter….I wouldn’t count on it.