FMKlit Pod
Comedy
About
Neil and Claire read straight and LGBTQ+ Romance and Erotic Novels and then we play F**K, Marry, Kill with the characters. It is sexy and silly fun! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @FMKLitPodYou can also support our podcast and find all kinds of need extras on our Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod
Episodes
- Quickie! Another Roll of the Dice Movie Review!
Claire and Neil are left home alone, so they're back to reviewing a movie based on the roll of a die! From a list of six potentially amazing or terrible movies, we roll the die and watch the 2024 film "Finding Dr Love".....or "Love by Requ…
- 147. Raising Siblings!
Wanting kids goes hand in hand with love for so many people, and sometimes you get that a little early...when your parents die and you have to raise your younger siblings (why does this happen so much in romance?!). Which is why today we'r…
- 146. Blind Dates!
Despite the countless spoilers we've give over the years, we still like a little surprise here and there. Which is why today we're doing Blind Dates! For this episode we are setting you up with "Blind Date with a Book Boyfriend" by Lucy Ed…
- 145. San Antonio!
If you're anything like us, you like your love big, hot, and featuring a river walk. Which is why today we're doing San Antonio! For this slice of the southwest we read "Out of Time (Texas Ranger Justice)" by Shirlee McCoy and "Mr. January…
- 144. Marriages of Convience
Love is great with all of those intangibles like passion and romance, but it's even better when you can get something out of it! Which is why today we're doing Marriages of Convenience! For this advantageous episode we read "Head Over Whee…
- 143. Personal Assistants!
It's our 8 year anniversary and we have quite the treat for you, dear listener! We're putting the 'dick' in 'dictation' and the 'ass' in 'assistant' because today we're doing Personal Assistants! On this not safe for work episode, we read…
- 142. Manga!
When it comes to love, sometimes words just aren't enough. And that's why today we're doing Manga!! For this artistic episode we read "Insomniacs After School, Vol. 1" by Makoto Ojiro and "Futari Escape Vol. 1" by Shouichi Taguchi. Our hos…
- Heated Rivalry Review!
Being as timely as always, FMKlit is reviewing the first episode of "Heated Rivalry"! Do the pretty hockey boys heat it up for us on the ice? Do our predictions for what's going to happen come true? Are we gonna binge the rest of the seaso…
- 141. Antique Shops!
At FMKlit, we believe that love is both timeless, and can have a price tag put on it, which is why today we're doing Antique Shops! For this irreplaceable episode we read "Penny's Antique Shop of Memories and Treasures: A feelgood, heartwa…
- 140. Merry Chuckfest Tinglemas!
As a special holiday treat, we're bringing you Tinglefest! A celebration of the one and only Chuck Tingle! Our hosts (plus extra special guest Christine) picked Chuck Tingle books for each other to read, Secret Santa Style, and celebrate C…
- 139. The Multiverse!
Sure there's love that can span a lifetime or the globe, but is love strong enough to cross the Multiverse?! We at FMKlit are determined to find out! Today we read "Time Loops & Meet Cutes: A Novel" by Jackie Lau and "Cosmic Love at the Mu…
- 138. Pilots!
Love can take us to new heights, but there's usually some turbulence along the way. We'll get you to clear skies, listeners, because today we're doing Pilots! For this mile-high episode, we read "Playboy Pilot (A Series of Standalone Novel…
- 137. Motorcycle Clubs!
Do you like to feel something powerful between your legs? Maybe you like a bit of leather. Or maybe some danger? We've got it all for you because today we're doing Motorcycle Clubs! We rev into this episode with "Tame Me: A Motorcycle Club…
- Quickie! Roll of the Dice Movie Review!
Christine is out today, so our other hosts are stumbling through this Quickie on their own! We're back to reviewing a movie based on the roll of a die! We have a list of seven romantic comedies and let chance tell us which one to watch! Fo…
- 136. Theme Parks!
Love is like a roller coaster: it has its ups, it has its downs, and things get a little dicey if you eat too much funnel cake before getting things going. And that's why today we're doing Theme Parks! For this exciting episode we read "Ro…
- 135. Marketers!
It would be great to know exactly what you're getting when it comes to love, which is why today we're doing Marketers! For this pitchable episode, we read "Lavash at First Sight" by Taleen Voskuni and "Marketing Beef: A Gay Romantic Comedy…
- 134. Imposters: A Man Pretending To Be His Own Twin (Who Actually Does Exist)!
They say a little mystery spices up a relationship. Well we like a whole hell of a lot of spice so today we're doing Imposters! This time we read "Stealing Her (Covet Book 1)" by Rachel Van Dyken and "The Problem With Perfect: A totally fe…
- 133. Murder Mysteries!
It was Cupid, in the bookstore, with his arrows of love! We here at FMKlit love following the clues, which is why today we're doing Murder Mysteries! For this suspicious episode we read "Inn for Murder: Cozy Romance Mystery (A Wildflower I…
- 132. Amnesia!
Who are you? And for that matter, who am I? If you love unanswered questions, then you're in luck because today we're doing Amnesia! On this memorable episode we read "Tempting the Bride (The Fitzhugh Trilogy Book 3)" by Sherry Thomas and…
- 131. Park Rangers!
It's said that love is a journey. We here at FMKlit say it's more like a trail in the woods. And that's why today we're doing Park Rangers!! (Calm down, Christine). For this eco-conscious episode we read "Happy Trail: A Trapped Together Fo…
- 130. Road Trips!
Love may be a little hard to plan, but it certainly goes better with the right playlist and snacks. Which is why today we're doing Road Trips! For this cross-country episode, we read "Miles and Miles of You (The Harts Book 1)" by Jennifer…
- 129. Books Written by AI!
The future's looking pretty bleak these days. We at FMKlit are preparing for our robot overlords by reading Books Written By AI! For this generated episode we read "The Forgotten Song: The Masterpiece written by AI and Zoki" by Zoran Rogic…
- 128. Talk Show Hosts!
Is your love life worth talking about? Are you ok being put on the spot? Then you're in luck because today we're doing Talk Show Hosts! For this episode we read "Talking About Sex..." by Vicki Lewis Thompson and "Through the Roof" by Natas…
- 127. Cats!
Sometimes love toys with your heart. Sometimes it make you purr. And sometimes it a big furry loaf....huh? But that's why today we're doing cats!!! For this purrrrrfect episode, we read "Coffee and Crushes at the Cat Café: A Furrever Frien…
- 126. Philly!
They say that sometimes love is warm like a nice, soft pretzel. Sometimes love is exciting and bright like the first wuhdrr ice of the summer. And sometimes love is greasy and full of meat like a good hoagie. And that's why today we're doi…
- 125. Governesses!
Do you need to learn about love? Need some instruction in intercourse? Well we've got you covered because today we're doing Governesses! On this educational episode, we read "Mr. Gardiner and the Governess: A Regency Romance (Clairvoir Cas…
- 124. FBI Agents!
Are you smuggling love? Do you have a complicated network of criminals selling sexiness? Are those counterfeit kisses? Well you're in trouble because today we're doing FBI Agents! For this federally-funded episode we read "A Lot Like Love…
- 123. Basketball!
Do you enjoy handling balls? Having a crowd? And quite a bit of dribbling? Then this episode is for you because today we're doing Basketball! For this 3-pointer of an episode, we read "His Best Shot: The L.A. Stars Series, Book 1" by J. Ni…
- 122. Podcasters!
We can hardly believe it, listeners, but it's been seven years since we started this silly little podcast. And we've decided to celebrate ourselves, which is why today we're doing Podcasters! For this binge-worthy episode, we read "Knot My…
- 121. Tentacle Monsters
New year, same ridiculousness. That's right, listeners, we are back on our shit with Tentacle Monsters!! We'd gotten a little too highfalutin and wanted to get back to our roots. So today we read "Tentacle Entanglement: A smutty fantasy ro…
- 120. Happy Holidays!
If a blizzard of romcoms every year have taught us anything, it's that the holidays are RIFE with romantic potential, and that's why today we're doing the holidays! For this festive episode, we read "A Mistletoe Affair (Wintersage Weddings…
- Movie Review: Our Little Secret
A veritable blizzards of holiday romcoms come out every year, and among them this year was "Our Little Secret," starring one miss Lindsay Loahn. And today we're gonna talk about it! Does this movie sugar our cookies? Is it a big lump of co…
- 119. Great British Bake-Off!
Whether your love life is a layered as a mille-feuille, your relationship is as finicky as a croquembouche, or dating has left you with a soggy bottom, we can all agree that nothing lifts the spirits like the Great British Bake-Off! And th…
- 118. San Francisco!
Love may be as warm as soup in a bread bowl, as twisting as Lombard street, or as spontaneous as two strangers hooking up in the bathroom at The Cafe. And that's why today we're doing San Francisco! For this episode, we read "Sullivan's Wo…
- 117. Astrology Signs!
Are you looking for someone with the nurturing love of a Virgo? The sizzling sex appeal of a Scorpio? The Aquarius' ability to carry a pot of water? No matter what you're looking for, you'll find it in the stars and that's why today we're…
- 116: Cupids!
The Ancient Greeks believed that a tiny little winged god flew around, shooting people with arrows and making them fall in love. The Ancient Greeks also believed love was a form of madness, so there we are. But that's why today we're doing…
- UPDATE! We Are All Broken!
Life has reared her ugly head and given us all the business! We're late on getting an episode up, but this is a little update about what to expect as well as some info about a little surprise on our Patreon! So check it out! Support us on…
- 115. Celebrity Authors!
In episode 115, "Celebrity Authors!", FMKlit Pod reviews books by Susana Hoffs and Hayley Kiyoko. The hosts discuss topics such as early 2000s screennames and share personal anecdotes.
- 114. Coffee Shops!
The hosts of FMKlit Pod discuss the theme of coffee shops in literature, referencing "Coffee, Tea or Me" by Rich Amooi and "Legends & Lattes" by Travis Baldree. The conversation touches on cozy books and Fleetwood Mac.
- 112. Baseballers!
FMKlit Pod covers the romance novels "Work Me Up" by Julie Kriss and "Force Play" by Elle Brownlee. Topics include real estate prices, the shaming of sex workers, and host Neil's commentary.
- 113. Designers!
This episode of FMKlit Pod reviews "Lavish Loving" by Zuri Day and "The Life Revamp" by Kirs Ripper, focusing on fashion designers and related romantic themes.
- A Very Special Episode: Interview with Laura Castoro!
Writer and writing teacher Laura Castoro is interviewed about using tropes creatively, changes in the writing industry, and an upcoming workshop on NaNoWriMo preparation.
- 111. Mechanics!
In episode 111, "Mechanics!", FMKlit Pod discusses the books "Don't Marry the Mechanic" by Emily Childs and "Mechanics of Love" by Meka James. The hosts touch upon themes such as surprise big boobs and references to Dawson's Creek.
- 110. Archeologists!
In episode 110, "Archeologists!", FMKlit Pod delves into the romance novels "Whispers in the Dark" by Kris Bock and "Spectred Isle" by KJ Charles. Discussion touches on novel plots and cultural observations.
- 109. Serial Killers!
In episode 109, "Serial Killers!", the hosts of FMKlit Pod discuss the books "Butcher & Blackbird" by Brynne Weaver and "Beyond Time" by Lee McCormick. They also delve into psycho-sexual cinema from the 1980s and 1990s, the potential benef…
- Quickie! - Red, White & Royal Blue Movie Review!
In this episode, hosts Neil and Claire review the 2023 movie adaptation of Casey McQuiston's novel "Red, White & Royal Blue." They discuss the film's themes, including romance, royal succession, and elements of Texas real estate.
- 108. Reconnecting With Childhood Friends That Then Turns Into A Romance!
This episode of FMKlit Pod explores romance developing from childhood friendships, referencing books like "The One That I Love" and "A Lady's Desire." Hosts discuss topics including furniture and starting businesses.
- 107. Orcs!
Episode 107 of FMKlit Pod explores orc-themed romance novels, including "Stolen by the Orc Commander" and "The Orc and Her Bride." The hosts discuss elements of fantasy, critique heteronormativity, and offer dating advice.
- 106. Leprechauns!
In episode 106, "Leprechauns!", FMKlit Pod delves into leprechaun-themed romance novels, specifically "Falling for the Leprechaun King" and "Oops! Leprechaun". The hosts also discuss pubs and microwaves.
- 105. Goat Farms!
In episode 105, FMKlit Pod discusses