Fangasm
Comedy
About
Prepare to be titillated, pop culture fans, because Fangasm is here; exposing the masses to the most ridiculous fanfiction stories on the internet. The comedy podcast that no one asked for, this tantalizingly unsexy show features your favorite TV, book, and movie characters as they find themselves outside of their storylines and sometimes...inside of each other. Every week, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, & Danny Chapman will take you on a wild ride through the kind of outrageous scenarios and hilarious hookups that you’ll have to hear to believe...and probably wish you hadn’t. Previously known as ‘The Potterotica Podcast’, Fangasm is no longer monogamous with Harry Potter, and instead, has gone poly by reading spicy fanfiction from all fandoms—Marvel, Star Wars, Game of Thrones, The Office, Stranger Things, Parks and Recreation, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and more. FYI: S=Season (stories 5-12 episodes in length), E=Episode, Q=Quickie (stories 1-4 episodes in
Episodes
- The Devil Wears Prada | Q59E2: Orals? For spring? Groundbreaking.
This Fangasm episode, titled "The Devil Wears Prada | Q59E2: Orals? For spring? Groundbreaking.", covers Andy Sachs' discovery when she sneaks into Miranda Priestly's office, described as a high fashion, high stakes, high smut finale.
- The Devil Wears Prada | Q59E1: Editor-in-Queef
This Fangasm episode,
- Brand Mascots | S29E4: Happy Meal Ending
This episode of Fangasm, titled "Happy Meal Ending," explores brand mascots and features hosts Jack and Ronald discussing a late-night encounter and unresolved plot points from the season.
- Brand Mascots | S29E3: Quarter Pounded with Cheese
This episode, originally posted as Quickie 59, is part three of a fast food discussion from the show Fangasm, titled "Quarter Pounded with Cheese." It delves into brand mascots and includes a story involving a threesome.
- Brand Mascots | S29E2: Quarter Pounded
This episode continues a discussion on brand mascots, focusing on Wendy's mascot, Ronald McDonald, and Jack from Jack in the Box, framed within a Valentine's Day theme.
- Brand Mascots | S29E1: Arches Rivals
Imagine the enemies-to-lovers trope, but flash-fried and supersized. That's the cool treat (and hot eats) you're in for with this story. We go back to the beginning of the Ronald / Wendy / Jack (in the box) Arby saga in Part 1 of the 4-par…
- Wicked X Shrek | Q58: Bishreksual
We're BAAAAACK..and we're back with a quickie story that's leaner, greener, and wiener than ever. Join Elpheba and Fiyero as they stumble upon what they think is an abandoned swamp house. Perhaps the grossest story we've read since Hanniba…
- Ghostbusters | S28E6: Flicking the Vanilla Bean
It's the season finale and the big question is: will true love or the evil sphere conquer all? You'll need sex-ray vision to see how this all ends (hint: there's vanilla-flavored lube involved)—so tune in!
- Ghostbusters | S28E5: Getting Action-packed
The time has cum to bust some balls/spheres but Egon, Janine, and Peter aren't going down without a fight. Bonus: a high-speed chase and a body slam.
- Ghostbusters | S28E4: Ghost Thirst Trap
Ray discovers the truth about the sphere's dark history and Peter, Janine, and Egon are overcome by their special powers (sexy and otherwise). There's only one way to stop them and it's not gonna be pretty. Bonus: ASMR audio from Lyndsay b…
- Ghostbusters | S28E3: Slimer Inside Me!
Egon and Peter admit to the team their special, sphere-induced powers, and Janine takes it as an opportunity to let Egon read her (dirty) mind resulting in an electric lab hookup.
- Ghostbusters | S28E2: XXX-Ray Vision
The Nutbusters discover that the golden sphere is doing...strange (and sexy) things to the team and they're intent on getting to the bottom of it—and maybe onto some other bottoms as well. Wink.
- Ghostbusters | S28E1: Nutbusters!
It's a brand new season, a brand new fandom, and a brand new way to measure horniness (PKE has a whole new meaning now!). Join the nut and ghostbusting shenanigans as a demonic entity threatens to destroy a book store and an ancient, rockh…
- The Bear | S27E4: Four-intercourse Meal
As the Paris trip reaches its sexpiration date, our horny chefs find themselves wet in more ways than one, and in the most unlikely—and unholy—of places. It's a story finale for the cookbooks!
- The Bear | S27E3: I'm Gonna Kumquat!
Hungry? Horny? Perfect! It's night one of Carmy and Syd's big restaurant takeover in Paris and everything is comin' out tasty until there's a SURPRISE DINER from Sydney's past. Uh oh or ooh la la? Listen to find out.
- The Bear | S27E2: MVPenis
We're putting the amuse in 'amuse-bouche' with episode two of our "The Bear" story which finds our lovers (or les amoureux in French; ooh la la!) in a truly steamy situation...and we're not talking about cooking. Bonus: our huge, girthy co…
- The Bear | S27E1: Oui, Chef!
If you can't take the heat, get out of this new season! It's a bear-y fun story featuring everyone's favorite Chicago chefs, Sydney and Carmy (ship name: Chef's Kiss) as they take their love affair abroad to Paris for a restaurant takeover…
- Barbie | S26E5: Life in Plastic, It's F#cktastic!
This finale has everything: a live jail cell pop performance, a home renovation reveal, and some very NSFW doll smashing. But this isn't the climax–if you're on Patreon, we're reading the epilogue to this story next week!
- Barbie | S26E4: Two in the Pink, One in the Clink
Special K shows up and all gloves (plastic hands) are off. But the plot twists more than a Barbie doll's hip joints as Barbie finds her new (mali)boo behind bars.
- Barbie | S26E3: Orgasm Sold Separately
Barbie and Carson try taking it slow and strictly being friends with sandwich-only benefits...that is, until Barbie can't take it anymore and jumps his plastic bones.
- Barbie | S26E2: Measure Twice, Nut Once
Skipper turns Barbie on to spicy audiobooks and those turn Barbie onto Carson (and vice versa). Bonus: a Bluetooth blue balls moment for the record books.
- Barbie | S26E1: Barbie's Wetdream House
She's a Barbie girl about to turn her Barbie world upside down thanks to her hot, hot, hot general contractor working on her dream house remodel. One breakup and one sexy (wet) dream later and things in Malibu are STEAMING up.
- Succession | S25E4: End of Year Boners
Ok, get your tissues (not like that!) because this finale is spicy, surprising, and maybe the sweetest we've ever read? Listen as these two *closers* attempt the infamous boardroom-to-bedroom strategy: ABC (Always Be Cumming).
- Succession | S25E3: C#ck Market Crash
This episode finds Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans well (hung) as they finally get down to business (and pleasure) after some classic verbal sparring. Is it all in prep for their foursome or does one of them have more romantic intentions?!?
- Succession | S25E2: Mergers & Assquisitions
This week, the sexual tension between Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans is almost higher than that between Connor Roy and the US presidency. Will these two close the deal with a firm handjob, err, handshake, or will they end the night alone? T…
- Succession | S25E1: Headboard Meeting
The Disgusting Brothers are out clubbing when they get a foursome offer they can't resist. But first? An indecent proposal by Cousin Greg to handsy handle some "action items" with Tom Wambsgans before the ladies arrive back at the penthous…
- The Little Mermaid | S24E4: A Getting-tail Ending
What happens in Tahiti better stay in Tahiti because this group vacay included shenanigans, magic, ex-hookups, and a giant dragon. Tune in to find out what went down with our villains before the sun came up.
- The Little Mermaid | S24E3: T&A PreCheck
Turns out the only way to make an airport even more unhinged is when it's the meeting spot for a villain college reunion. This week, tensions (and inside jokes) are high when a pair of unexpected exes go face to face as the crew all head t…
- The Little Mermaid | S24E2: No one F#cks Like Gaston
Where better to chill like a villain than Tahiti? Well, Clopin's mission is to convince all of his college bff's of that truth, and in this episode, we meet the rest of this spicy friend group—and most of them are in bed when we do.
- The Little Mermaid | S24E1: That's What Sea Said
Join Ursula and all of her college villain besties as they and their lovers (these ships are truly bonkers) plan a ten-year reunion trip to Tahiti. And yes, we've decided they all graduated from Villain-ova. Bonus: the episode opens with a…
- Harry Potter | S23E7: Neville Have I Ever
A satisfying—and surprising–climax indeed as we get to hear all about the time travel shenanigans from Neville's point of view. Bonus, his own storytelling gets him and his fiance going even though it includes a big bang of a confession.
- Harry Potter | S23E6: And on the 7th Day They F#cked
If explosions are your thing: orgasms, L-bombs, meteors, you'll love this episode. Plus: A surprise villain is revealed, turning this rom-com into a thriller.
- Harry Potter | S23E5: Premature Infatuation
Against all odds (and laws of gravity), this treetop tryst only goes up from the last episode—culminating in scraped knees, bondage spells, and a surprise revelation at the (happy) ending.
- Harry Potter | S23E4: Tree Climb-maxing
If episodes 1-3 were a slow burn, this episode is a meteor blasting through the sky and landing in your pants. Harry and Draco find themselves boinking up the right tree and you're not gonna be-leaf how it all goes down (and up).
- Harry Potter | S23E3: Doin' It Dinostyle
When it comes to a surprise sexy romp with Draco, Harry's in for a sickle and down for a pound. After a candid Dino-sex convo, these two time travelers get candid (and naked) faster than you can say "Dicklickcockpuss." The only questions r…
- Harry Potter | S23E2: Tyrannosaurus Sex
Draco and Harry are officially stuck in dino-land, but they're making the most of it—and that involves some sleepwalk-spooning, a crush reveal, and startling dinosaur boning. Bonus topics include SlimFast, gonads, and sexy dinosaur names.
- Harry Potter | S23E1: Welcome to JurASSic Park
It's a BRAND NEW SEASON! So you better back that ass—and that timeline—up, because Harry and Draco have accidentally found themselves in the prehistoric era, surrounded by dinosaurs. Will they escape before finding themselves in the mouth…
- Games of Thrones | S22E7: A Dong of Ice and Fire
You've survived the end of the season and fear not: everyone is naked and....naked. Cum along for the ride and find out if this is a one-time affair or if Jon and Dany are gonna hit it and commit it. The PSR rating of this finale? 9.6.
- Game of Thrones | S22E6: Winter is Cumming
GIRD YOUR LOINS, JONERYS FANS, IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING! And in a location that you won't believe. (Hint: cozy cabin vibes and bearskin rugs). Is there a game of strip poker on the horizon? A cozy bed fit for a queen? More naked and less af…
- Games of Thrones | S22E5: Wet in the Wild
Rub a dub dub, Jon and Dany in a jungle river tub! The 21st day of the Naked and Afraid challenge dawns and our duo puts the breast in breaststroke. See how well they, ahem, finish. But don’t worry—their reality show is coming to an end bu…
- Game of Thrones | S22E4: Flirty, Dirty, and Surviving
Two weeks into the challenge and Dany and Jon are on top of their game...and *almost* each other. But with a big storm on the horizon, will they finally get drenched in more ways than one? Only the gods (and cameraman Carl) know.
- Game of Thrones | S22E3: Morning Weirwood
In true 'Naked and Afraid' style, this episode features a big, thick snake and forbidden fruit. It also features Dany & Jon accidentally rising and almost-grinding. Tune in for all the wild details.
- Game of Thrones | S22E2: Pitching a Tent
On day one of Jon and Dany's survivalist adventure in a reality show, a shelter isn't the only thing being erected. Find out their backstories, hidden talents, and see if they confess how thirsty they are for more than clean drinking water.
- Game of Thrones | S22E1: Buns of Valyrian Steel
It's Season 22 and we're feeling wet and wild…erness. This AU story puts the game in Game of Thrones as a beloved duo competes in a reality show stark (pun intended) naked. Bonus: some exciting host announcements in the intro!
- Crossover | S21E7: There Are Two Sides to Every Dildo
Strap-in (wink) for a wanda-ful finale full of magic, morphing, and moaning. After Loki and Wanda scream for ice cream, they get to screamin' (and creamin') about something else entirely. Find out how everything cums to an end and if Dr. S…
- Crossover | S21E6: Gandong the Grey
You may be able to tell from the title alone that the black cloth isn't quite done with Rivendell—but you won't guess the ship or the steamy, bearded details. Bonus: you get a sneak peek of the universe Arduero floats over to next and it's…
- Crossover | S21E5: Fairy Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me
Did somebody say Lord of the Cock Rings? A very unlikely pair have a run-in with the black cloth at an orc-gy and after some fairy wine, they go to pound town (or as we're calling it, Rim(job)endell.
- Crossover | S21E4: Witcher? I Hardly Know Her!
This episode will have you singing, "I'm still, I'm still Yenny from the cock" as a brand new trio forms and takes things from battle to bedroom—thanks to the sexual healing powers of a certain magical cloth. Bonus: we end up in a world we…
- Crossover | S21E3: Don't Call It a Cumback
In this week's episode, we hook up with a favorite twosome and then meet an entirely new duo. Buckle up for a lot of bodily fluids…some a little less sexy than others.
- Crossover | S21E2: Sleight of Handjob
"Wanna go back to my place, I mean dimension?" Draco Malfoy and Dr. Strange have a truly unforgettable evening together…and by unforgettable we mean 'shave two years off of your life' unforgettable. Listen to discover what new magical obje…