Evil Thoughts
Comedy
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Joe Crummey riffs on what's going on.
Episodes
- 3 TELLS TRUMPS CHINA TRIP WAS BOSS
This episode of Evil Thoughts examines Donald Trump's trip to China, presenting three points to support the claim that it was a power move rather than a humiliation. It also touches upon wildfire concerns in Los Angeles, questioning the fo…
- TRUMP & Xi: THUCYDIDES TRAP or FANTASTIC FUTURE?
This episode of Evil Thoughts analyzes the 2019 meeting between Donald Trump and Xi Jinping, examining whether their interaction signaled a new world order or potential future conflict, referencing the Thucydides Trap.
- Trump's Beijing Chef's Kiss
Donald Trump
- DROPOUT FLYBY
The LA mayoral race sees Nithya Raman withdrawing from the second debate, joining Karen Bass. Separately, Donald Trump is traveling to China with prominent American CEOs to encourage business dealings with the U.S. instead of Iran.
- READY FOR RAIN
The podcast episode discusses LA Mayoral Candidate Spencer Pratt's campaign, described as sensational and utilizing AI, viral hero ads, and reality-TV elements.
- SPILLED SECRETS
Buckle up, truth-chasers—today's the day the government finally cracks open the vault. "Evil Trump" just unleashed the first official drop of never-before-seen UFO/UAP files, complete w/ photos, vids, and pilot reports! Meanwhile, halfway…
- ALPHA PRATT
Spencer Pratt, The Hills legend, didn't just show up last night—he absolutely cooked the competition and turned it into his personal highlight reel. He made Karen Bass & Nithya Raman look like the out-of-touch big-city bureaucrats they are.
- GAME OVER?
Apparently talks are moving with Iran. The Stock Market loves it, but is it for real? Leave Room for Jesus is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck
- BOOK SMART
Trump published The Art of the Deal in 1987. I suspected a re-reading would provide some insight into how he conducts his Presidency. I was not disappointed. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck
- BROKEN SPIRIT
Trump squeezes the IRGC and launches Project Freedom in the Strait of Hormuz, while over the weekend, the airline that made flying feel like a Greyhound bus with wings… is now history. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=…
- OH, SNAP
The Patience of Job cracks – Scott Jennings drops the F-Bomb on CNN. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck
- HOTLINE
Vlad Dials Trump – 90 Minutes of Power Moves on Ukraine & Iran. The usual suspects scream "Trump's in Putin's pocket!" meanwhile, Trump is doing what he does best: 5th Avenue thinking, big-league results. Virtue-signaling photo-ops are for…
- NO KINGS LOL
iHeart host Charlemagne blames Trump for his own assassination attempt while King Charles addresses a joint session of Congress. Democrats applaud! Leave Room For Jesus is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck
- WEASEL WORDS
After the THIRD assassination attempt on President Trump, Jimmy Kimmel explains his widow comment about Melania was merely a joke about their age difference. Jimmy should LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck
- RHETORIC RELOADED
The saddest thing about Saturday's assassination attempt is that, outside of an investigation into the obvious security breech, we will learn absolutely nothing from it. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6J…
- OIL PRESSURE
Because the US blockade means Iran can't offload crude, they're running out of places to store what they can't sell & shutting down wells damages them. Their other option is to burn it. Situation apparently critical this weekend. For your…
- GRADE INFLATION
CA Gubernatorial numbskull Katie Porter rates Newsom just shy of the stratosphere on managing the state's Homelessness disaster. Elsewhere, Johnny Goodlooking over at ABC News airs FAF Iranian propaganda vid. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS: https://…
- CHEERS VS TEHRAN
Trump's Iran ceasefire: Wall Street cheers while haters echo Tehran. "Jackson Brown meets a confessional booth" LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck
- PLAYING FOOTSIE
Senator and bearded man, Chris Murphy gets cute, cozying up to IRGC propaganda on X. Hilarity ensues as he is accused of rooting for Iran. Leave Room for Jesus here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck
- SIGNAL TO NOISE
Wars are noisy, and I'm not talking about guns, bombs & bullets. We hear non stop criticism of Operation Epic Fury, yet nothing about the cracks and disarray in the IRGC. Remarkably, in war silence is also noise. Elsewhere on Earth: Jackso…
- ART OF THE DEAL
Iran has agreed to "open the strait," meanwhile the blockade is still in place. This is stock market dopamine, but it's not over yet. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck
- GASSHOLE
Kamala Harris flew to Charlotte yesterday to grandstand about gas prices; her vid being a great example of why the U.S. has kicked the can down the road in Iran for 47 years. Critics point out gas was 18% more expensive when she was in off…
- JUNK TEXTS
Megyn Kelly, who's gone full Candace Owens on Operation Epic fury, takes a break and drops a truth bomb on Eric Swalwell, who likes to send certain ladies unsolicited pics of his man parts. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS https://www.youtube.com/watc…
- GOT DIRT?
What does one have to do to be forced out of Congress? Eric Swalwell, who as recently as 2 days ago was the leading Democratic candidate for Governor of the largest state in the U.S, has now resigned after a tsunami of emerging sex scandal…
- THE HEALER
After Pope Leo threw shade all over Operation Epic Fury, evil Trump posted an A.I. image of himself as a Christ-like healer. Cue performative outrage! Speaking of Jesus: My latest vid, LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here: https://www.youtube.com/…
- LODESTAR
While most media obsess over the potential downside of Operation Epic Fury, JP Morgan CEO, Jamie Dimon's appearance on Fox this AM is a welcome beacon and compass going forward.
- AMPING UP
Stoking anger & resentment at an Eat the Rich rally in the Bronx over the weekend, Bernie Sanders declared war on A.I and Elon Musk. Bernie's from the government & he's here to help you!
- PUPPET SHOW
Iran's strategy- Wait out the U.S. and keep on keepin' on. Enter Ana Cabrera from MSNOW. She has "sources" indicating Trump is bored & wants to move on. Lefties & TDS types re-post & amplify.
- DEATH RATTLE
Alireza Tangsiri, commander of Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Navy, and the key figure responsible for "closing" the strait of Hormuz got his ticket to paradise today. Elsewhere, pro regime posts get more fantastic, reeking of de…
- BRAVE NEW WORLD
The First Lady hosts a roundtable on AI education joined by a robot. Operation Epic Fury is not the only major reset coming to planet Earth.
- PERFORMATIVE PARTISANS
Some people are trying to change the world and some are playing politics. Last night's appearance by Jake Sullivan on the Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart is an example of the latter.
- TUG OF WAR
After threatening to attack their electrical infrastructure, Trump announces negotiations with Iran are now going well. Iran claims there are no talks. As of this morning, the Dow & the S&P believe Trump.
- LINCHPIN
Elon Musk posted a graphic which all but spells doom for the Iran resistance, and yesterday 7 U.S. allies agreed to support a "potential" coalition to secure the Strait of Hormuz.
- TRUTH BOMB
The President hosts Japan's new Prime Minister, Sanae Takaichi in the Oval & drops the ultimate reality check when asked why he didn't tell allies, such as Japan that we were going to attack Iran. It's classic Trump.
- ABOUT FACE
U.S. Counterterrorism Center Director, Joe Kent, did a complete 180 and resigned yesterday saying Iran is not an imminent threat.(?) Elsewhere, Iran's Intel Minister, Esmail Khatib is the latest regime leader to rest in pieces.
- GOT GAME?
2 More Iranian leaders killed overnight further weakening the regime. Meanwhile Cuba's electrical grid has collapsed as negotiations continue in D.C. Elsewhere in the World Baseball Classic semifinals, Venezuela advanced to the finals by b…
- ATTENTION HO'S
At last night's Academy Awards, Gwyneth Paltrow wore her side-slit coochie dress. Among others seeking attention over the weekend, Pete Buttigieg appeared on CNN saying 13 U.S. service members have died for no good reason.
- DOUBLE TALK
Senator Elissa Slotkin — who voted to shut down DHS, and knows ICE is already funded, admits Democrats need to reopen DHS at a time when terrorists want to attack our country. She voted "No" yesterday 90 minutes after an Islamic terror att…
- SMOG OF WAR
No daylight exists between lefty politicians and Legacy Media when it comes to performative ignorance. Concerning Operation Epic Fury, Senator Chris Murphy says there's no rhyme or reason, and no plan to secure the Strait of Hormuz.
- EPIC FURY DAY 12
CENTCOM Commander Brad Cooper confirms over 5,500 targets hit so far. This morning Trump indicates we could hit key infrastructure like power grids if we wanted to.
- Evil Thoughts for February 27, 2026.
Testifying remotely from Chappaqua, NY, we are shocked to hear that Bill Clinton knew nothing about Jeffrey Epstein's sex life. Meanwhile push may come to shove with our perennial nemesis, Iran.
- I KNOW NOTHING
Hillary Clinton testified on Capitol Hill this morning, pulling a Sgt Schultz about Jeffrey Epstein, although for some reason Ghislaine Maxwell was invited to her daughter, Chelsea's wedding in 2010.
- TRUMPED
Last night the President exposed the Democratic Party for what it is. He didn't lift a finger. He held up a mirror. It was a masterclass in psychological annihilation. The state of the Union is fractured and contentious, and it has probabl…
- EL RESPONSO
Among others responding to Trump's State of the Union address tonight will be the original ICE victim himself, Alex Padilla, who will respond entirely in Spanish. Think of it as a Bad Bunny post game show!
- STUPID PILLS
Bernie Sanders is the latest politician to pose as a moron in order to torpedo the SAVE Act. Elsewhere Gavin claims his dyslexia disability makes him the same as Black people!
- DUMB DOWN
CA Governor & presidential wannabe, Gavin Newsom says he has no idea where his birth certificate is & that's why he opposes the SAVE ACT!
- BUSTED
Prince Andrew has been arrested in connection to the Epstein files. It's not for what you think, although media outlets like to clickbait!
- PAYWALL
Looks like the honeymoon's over in NYC as Leftist superstar Mayor Mamdani proposes raiding the city's retirement reserves & rainy day funds, along with raising property taxes on the locals.
- Evil Thoughts 2/17/26
On today's show- more on Sandy Cortez and HRC's TDS called out in Munich.
- BAD BOZO
The Munich Security Conference aka "Davos with guns" concluded this weekend. The usual suspects were there including Sandy Cortez, who went on to say, "Whiteness is imaginary!"