ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
News & Politics
About
Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour.Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us.Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com
Episodes
- ESN #566 : The Triple Lock Conundrum Episode
This week's topics: • Jim Jones v Cam'ron Verzuz • Max B v Big Daddy Kane • The joys of Google Photos • Losing friends that know your life • How to celebrate a 50th Birthday • Working on through fatige • Indoctranating children's sports te…
- ESN #565 : The Arse & All Episode
This week we talk about football for almost the whole episode. The topics are: • Arsenal winning the league • Arsenal's fan base • Spurs and their relegation battle • Liverpool worse performance • Pep leaving Manchester City • Manchester U…
- ESN #564 : The Royally Tired Episode
This week's topics: • Drake’s new album • Ageism is rap • Liverpool’s poor title defence • Arsenal’s charge towards the league • Tottenham not going down • The craze around the AP + Swatch watch collaboration Connect with us at & send your…
- ESN #563 : The Post Labour Depression Episode
The ESN podcast episode discusses various topics including Marvel's Storm's ethnicity, Floyd Mayweather's potential financial motives for fighting Manny Pacquiao, the Reform Party's local election performance, and speculation about Kemi Ba…
- ESN #562 : The Beat It Episode
ESN #562 discusses topics including the death of James Brown's son-in-law, Hulk Hogan's income, interview skills, the millionaire mindset, and Michael Jackson's impact on music and business. The episode also touches on cultural and politic…
- ESN #561 : The North African Returns Episode
This episode covers a range of topics including roller skating, Street Fighter, PC gaming, home improvement, tipping etiquette, and personal travel experiences in North Africa, with discussions on dressing for hot weather and the tourism i…
- ESN #560 : The Conspirators Lounge Episode
This episode of ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing, titled "The Conspirators Lounge Episode," discusses a variety of subjects including the War on Cancer, health, microwaves, loyalty to sports teams and religions, traditional African religion,…
- ESN #559 : The Akkkountability Episode
This episode of ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing, titled "The Akkkountability Episode," covers a range of subjects including the AI AITA trail, hotel and airline quality differences, travel experiences in Egypt, and the resonance of classic…
- ESN #558 : The Biological v Adoption Episode
This week's topics: • Drake v Kendrick discography • More AI intro themes • Panicking or thriving under pressure • Is trauma relative • Soft parenting v harsh parenting • Smacking children • Looking after other people's children • Adopting…
- ESN #557 : The Exclusive Lion Monarch Episode
This week's topics: • The biggest Nigerian musician artist right now • Wiz Kid & Asake project • Different ways to distribute the pod to save deletion • Imitating other people's language meme • Lion King singer suing comedian mocking famou…
- ESN #556 : The Friends Without Benefits Episode
This week's topics: • Renting films • Apologising for last weeks cut off • Family therapy • Knowing your siblings • Knowing people's price • Being an open or closed book • Nigerians being farmed [fostered] to English families • How past ex…
- ESN #555 : The Unfinished Conflict Episode (Feat. Hope)
This week we have another technical issue which curtailed the length of the show. Very sorry for the poor performance. That aside, for the hour you do have, we welcome guest Hope and discuss: • Bereavement anniversaries • The Voice of Hind…
- ESN #554 : The Surprise Deception Episode
This week's topics: • Stav's Mrs' surprise party • Calling at 4am/5am • Can you throw a surprise party without lying • Deception v Lying • Getting massive plaudits for throwing a surprise party • Expecting free services from your friend in…
- ESN #553 : The Ignorant Tourette's Episode
This week's topics: • Helping people on the street asking for help • Fake help stories • English v Yoruba sensual language • Checking taxes • Yoruba not having its own text / characters • African languages being lost due to colonization •…
- ESN #552 : The Golden Era Episode
This week's topics: • Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested • Yoruba Demon • Richard Pryor & Pam Grier • Our memories of university • How our generation is different with parenting from the previous generation • Kids not going to university…
- ESN #551 : The Good Hare, Bad Bunny Episode
This week's topics: • Can you parent over 20 children and parent them well • Davido's child custody issue • FGM reconstruction in modern society • Is a man a man who has never shaved • Rasta's and shaving • Ukrainian sportsman banned in th…
- ESN #549 : The Make Barbs Great Again Episode
This week's topics: • Having to do self assessment • The quality of our podcast • Disciplining children • Wanting a child to be cool and average student or nerd and great student • Wanting your child to do what they want to do • Bullies or…
- ESN #548 : The Onlyfans Mentor Episode
This week's topics: • Mixing with different cultures • Reading some lost mail • Having a mentor and being a mentee • Sex lines • Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips • Michelle Obama's issue with losing her status when becoming first lady • Black…
- ESN #547 : The Foreign Yawn Episode
This week's topics: • More AI music • Nigeria v Morocco AFCON discussion • The World Cup in Canada, America & Mexico • People not going to the world cup in America due to fear • ICE and their shenanigans • America's travel ban • World Cup…
- ESN #546 : The Trump Succession Episode
This week's topics: • Trump’s invasion of Venezuela • ICE agent killing • Oil & America • AFCON Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts ww…
- ESN #545 : The Camera Phone Dilemma Episode (Feat. Charmania)
This week we welcome guests Charmania and discuss: • Creating a new AI introduction • People recording the burial of Anthony Joshua's friends • 40 New Years Eve fire deaths in Switzerland ski resort could have been avoided • Lack of emerge…
- ESN #544 : The End of 2025 Episode
This week's topics: • Old school Rap & Rock • Liverpool FC Box settings • The 25/26 premier league being dead [or not] • YouTube Football Commentators • Improve Comedy & Freestyle Rappers • Can you accept someone liking you for something y…
- ESN #543 : The Information Age Episode
This week's topics: • Yoruba terms of endearment & romantic language • People from melting pot cities speaking English • Is it harder to learn when you're older • Working out more important than the actual answer • Speed and decent versus…
- ESN #542 : The Neighbourhood Plumber Episode
This week's topics: • Mid-life crisis • Feeling washed in your 40s • Enjoying work • People being impressed by cars • Is renewable energy effective • Landman and its creator Taylor Sheridan • The 50 Cent, Diddy Netflix documentary • The di…
- ESN #541 : The Habesha & Somali Peninsula Episode (Feat. hey Essay)
In this episode we welcome guest hey Essay and discuss: • Is having children selfish • Are there too many people in the world • Does the world have enough resources for a much larger population • Africa losing domestic art and craft • Erit…
- ESN #540 : The Joint Therapy Episode
This week's topics: • Joint Therapy • Linking with other podcasts • Dressing for holidays • Wearing football Jersey's overseas • Respecting other people's opinions • #StavrosSays : The Perfect Neighbour [https://www.netflix.com/gb/title/82…
- ESN #539 : The Cocky Sportsman Episode
This week's topics: • The difference in reaction between cocky Black sports people v White sports people • Best wrestling trash talker Ric Flair v The Rock • The Rock controversy over receiving an award for being a Black actor • Family Guy…
- ESN #538 : The Fresh & Flagrant Episode
This week's topics: • DMD Podcast return • Tricky, Bouncer & Clue beef • Hackney hood legends • Sports & emotional intelligence • Akaash Singh v Myron Gaines • Women asking for money from men before dates • AI music • AITA for hooking my S…
- ESN #537 : The Prison & Cemeteries Episode
This week's topics: • Netflix's prestige season • Fleabag being the top 5 programmes of all time • What we want at our funerals • Waakye v Rice & Peas • Broken promises at funerals • Walt Whitman's Song of Myself poem • No Limit v Cash Mon…
- ESN #536 : The Football, Brandy & Coke Episode (Feat. Mr Wileycat DJ & Sanni)
In this episode we welcome guests Mr Wileycat DJ & Sanni and discuss: • Young football fans • Nigerian players [lying about their ages] • Expert football fans • Football trivia • Chelsea or Tottenham: Which club was bigger before Roman Abr…
- ESN #535 : The Feigned Understanding Episode (Feat. hey Essay & Amber)
In this episode we welcome guests hey Essay & Amber and discuss: • East Africans in North London • Make America Great lookalike merch • Brave foxes • Not servicing your woman makes you a bad man • Public kissing • Black people in pubs • Wa…
- ESN #534 : The National Allegiance Episode
This week's topics: • Mobb Deep's new album is great • Cardi B v Bia • Beanie Sigel using AI to fix his broken voice • Condolences to a couple of our listeners • Bloodclart v Blood Clot • AI's growing importance • Mobile phones and their h…
- ESN #533 : The Hair & Nails Episode
This week's topics: • Dubbed v Subtitled movies • Chat up lines • Giving a woman money for hair & nails. How much is enough • Divorce rules • Nigerian women's expectations from their men • Westwood charged with several counts of rape • Who…
- ESN #531 : The New World Order Episode
This week's topics: • 80s flamboyant fashion • Morgan Freeman's voice • Trump telling citizens not to take paracetamol • King Charles ties with paedophiles • Fergie getting in trouble in the news • ID Card and their connotations • New Worl…
- ESN #530 : The Sexual Dysfunction Episode
This week's topics: • Barbershop Herbs • Erectile Dysfunction • Blackmen suffering ED more than any other race • Nurse "Wolf" given us some details on Sexual Health • Checking your own body • Jimmy KImmel being suspended • What is the late…
- ESN #529 : The Assassination Of Growth Episode
This week's topics: • Family Blessings • Shout out to the comments section • Charlie Kirk Assassination • Should we rejoice in someone death • The Far right influence on the world • The struggles of mental health • How the world is changin…
- ESN #528 : The Self Reflection Flags Episode (Feat. Oseme & Darran Griffiths)
This week's topics: • Waiting up for your partner • Paying bills early • Choices with a partner that admitted juju • Believing in witchcraft or not • Love [or marriage material] at first sight • Pretty Woman caused onlyfans • English & Bri…
- ESN #527 : The Anointed Prep Episode
This week's topics: • Personal Anointings • Facebook for friendship connections • Being old and boring • Having or not having hobbies • Visiting siblings • Carnival cancelled? • Average Speed Cameras leeway • Galivanting around Paris • Hol…
- ESN #526 : The Executive AI Assistant Episode
This week's topics: • New age foxes • Fox hunting • Dead cats in Wahala’s garden • Joe & Jada Podcast • Cam’ron v Cuba Gooding • Petty Rappers • Mo Gilligan & J Hus neglecting their kids? • Umar Johnson selling himself for dates • How much…
- ESN #525 : The Not So Great Powers Episode
This week's topics: • Joining TikTok and using it for search • Expensive school trips • Disneyland Paris and what it means to modern children • Spoiling children • Children getting expensive clothes • The difference between discipline now…
- ESN #524 : The Two Masters Episode
This week's topics: • Episodes getting removed due to music copyright strikes • Lux Afrique v ESN Podcast • Lux Afrique debrief • Gatekeeping events • Dildos thrown on WBNA courts during games • Male sports v Female sports • Our money v in…
- ESN #523 : The Uncles United Episode
This week's topics: • Being fatigued for being busy • Sacrificing sleep for parenting • Energy Drinks and their various effects • Finally accepting being an Uncle • Taking drugs for the first time as an adult • Crack v Coffee • Sydney Swee…
- ESN #522 : The Expenses Date Episode
This week's topics: • Having enemies or being an enemy • Making enemies unwittingly • Asking people why they don’t have children • The best superman • Fantastic Four movie v Superman movie • The best Joker • Does it mean more for a manager…
- ESN #521 : The UK Rap V USA Rap Episode
This week's topics: • UK rap v US rap • The difference between rap & grime • Skepta v Joyner Lucas • UK rappers v Grime MCs • Top 5 battle MCs • Clipse new album • Clipse rollout • Not giving your partner 100% of yourself • Is it unhealthy…
- ESN #520 : The Cocaine Privilege Episode Feat Darran Griffiths
This week's topics: • Cocaine • Coffee and its addiction • Young people no longer drinking and what that would mean • Why young people aren't having more children • Rachel Dolezal trying to uplift the black community • Idris character In T…
- ESN #518 : The Life Is Jaded Episode
This week's topics: • Jim Jones Vs Nas • Gaslighting • Women asking questions Vs Men. • Taking to your wife about things they don't care about. • Mr Wolf being a giver. • Asians love of feeding people • Doing good deeds so others do the sa…
- ESN #517 : The Bin Lady Episode
This week's topics: • Music in Raising Kanan • Sinners movie spin-off • Blade movie delays • Marvel Entertainment's production issues • Pirate TV and its effects on viewing figures • Sports channel rip offs • Hating adverts • Stormzy and M…