Dear Pod,
Comedy
About
A comedy podcast that looks back at the bygone era of write-in advice columns like "Dear Abby," Ann Landers, etc., to see if their wisdom still holds up in modern culture.
Episodes
- SHUT YOUR MOORE MOUTH!
This episode of Dear Pod, titled SHUT YOUR MOORE MOUTH!, focuses on the theme APNEA REALNESS. Activities mentioned include walking the runway and activating a CPAP machine.
- TAKEN BY TOM HANKS
A special guest makes their debut on the Dear Pod microphone for an episode that has been six years in the making. Erin is also present. Shoutouts include @rachelbrosnahan, @tomhanks, Spike @thehulagirls, and Anders @AndersErickson.
- TOUCHING GRASS. TOUCHING A$$.
In this episode of Dear Pod, the hosts engage in a hypothetical scenario where their bar, The Maha'a Tiki Bar, inherits five million dollars. They discuss creative and potentially disruptive ways to spend the money, such as commissioning a…
- A FLOORGY
The hosts of Dear Pod are investigating the Maha'a Tiki Bar with a black light, anticipating a negative outcome. They issue a specific warning about a couch.
- HOW BRAD CAN IT BE?
This Dear Pod mini-sode involves singing nonsensical songs as a vocal warm-up, with a focus on commitment and singing off-key, inspired by childhood memories of singing songs like "Afternoon Delight".
- I NEEDED SOME D
This episode of Dear Pod, titled 'I NEEDED SOME D,' begins with a delay, informing listeners that the show will start in five to ten minutes and suggesting nearby establishments if they need to pass the time.
- THIS COW IS DRY
The podcast episode titled "THIS COW IS DRY" is a "mini" episode where listeners are encouraged to bring guests, referencing a neighbor named Mrs. Callahan.
- STAY LUMPY
The Dear Pod episode "STAY LUMPY" features MOTH and her unique approach to weight loss, focusing on salads, though she also enjoys cake. The episode invites listeners to join them.
- THAT VAGINAL MESH
This episode of Dear Pod, titled THAT VAGINAL MESH, discusses feminine hygiene in a way that may change the listener's perspective.
- TWO GIRLS. ONE MOTH.
In this episode of Dear Pod, titled TWO GIRLS. ONE MOTH., the hosts discuss Erin's appearance on the Sherri Shepard Show, MOTH's new trainer, and a potential career for Patty as a U.N. translator.
- BAG OF PUDDIN'
The podcast is snowed in due to a blizzard, but the hosts have plenty of alcohol. They also mention the need to shovel steps to the Pineapple Ranch.
- DON'T $HIT DOWN MY THROAT
Erin recounts her recent experiences and stories from Los Angeles in this episode of Dear Pod. She has been asked not to sing any songs during the show.
- YOU'RE NOT HENRY FONDA
This episode features Patty seeking advice, with Erin suggesting she read the side of her stomach for comfort. The hosts acknowledge this may not make sense to listeners, inviting them to tune in.
- GOING FULL MCDORMAND
The Dear Pod hosts are experiencing cold weather despite it being January. They joke about potential sponsorships and the disconnect between the season and retail offerings, opting to create their own warmth with a bonfire.
- THE POD-VERSATION
In this episode of Dear Pod, titled THE POD-VERSATION, the hosts discuss timely topics with humor, referencing figures like Guy Lombardo and Shelley Long.
- IT'S FRENCH FOR ENNUI
The hosts of Dear Pod are confident in their current performance and relevance, believing they are a burgeoning success in the podcasting world.
- I DON'T NAKED
This episode of Dear Pod, titled 'I DON'T NAKED', discusses holiday shopping at stores like Target, Costco, and BJ's, and considers whether the Far East is a suitable destination for Erin. Answers to viewer-submitted questions are also pro…
- AN OCCASIONAL FART
The podcast episode
- I'M SEÑOR DON GATO!
Dear Pod shares a story about a Spanish cat's confidence, style, and tragedy, as told by a boy from Chicago. This episode was a holiday gift to listeners.
- YOU ARE THE GAY BAR
In this episode of Dear Pod, Patrick shares a story about celebrating Christmas in his Chicago basement. The hosts also share holiday wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year with their listeners.
- SQUAT RACK...GO!
In this episode of Dear Pod, hosts Erin and Patty share their frustrations with inconsiderate gym members, drawing parallels to holiday shopping and the changing seasons.
- DOES MY ASH LOOK BIG?
In this episode of Dear Pod, hosts Erin and Patty reminisce about Christmas shopping experiences at Service Merchandise and Caldor, recalling specific items like fake Rolexes and sweatpants.
- THE FACE OF DEVRY
This episode features actors Erin and Patty recalling their naive and eager audition experiences from when they were younger and would "do practically anything for a job."
- I HAVE A$$ FACE
The episode discusses an event with 17,000 attendees, eight comics, and two redheads at The Garden. The hosts invite listeners to join them for a discussion, mentioning Patreon support.
- THE MURDER & THE VOODOO
On this mini-sode of Dear Pod, hosts Erin and Patty attempt to find positive reasons for living in New York City. They struggle to come up with suggestions.
- ONE MINUTE OF COMEDY
Erin recounts her national daytime television debut on The Tamron Hall Show, humorously suggesting unconventional methods for achieving fame. This episode of Dear Pod offers a comedic perspective on personal stories and advice.
- AN ACTOR PREPARES
Dear Pod aims to entertain and inform. This episode shares a host's experience with PTSD, with the content potentially conveying trauma through the audio.
- IS THIS PAULINE?
Dear Pod discusses Halloween-themed topics including cremation, past costumes, and a fictional portrayal of Mark Wahlberg as a psychotherapist. The hosts acknowledge the wide range of subjects covered.
- YOU'RE ON ANAL BLAST
This episode of Dear Pod, titled "YOU'RE ON ANAL BLAST," discusses the Big Mac, Fries, and a Shake, suggesting a connection to "crime" and promising a changed perception for listeners.
- SHOW THE BO
Erin shares a story about visiting Bergdorf Goodman and not being asked to leave. The episode includes other experiences and encourages listeners to tune in.
- I JOINED A THEATRICULT
The podcast episode details the first day of rehearsals for the musical ANNIE, including specific direction given to the actors playing Molly and Daddy Warbucks regarding a trust fall.
- A RUDDERLESS WOMAN
Dear Pod begins its sixth season with a new format and feel. Host Jules invites listeners to celebrate the milestone and engage with the show's content, questioning what listeners have learned over the past six years.
- LET THE ALIENS COME
The episode "LET THE ALIENS COME" discusses MOTH's conviction about the arrival of aliens and her preparations. The description suggests starting from the first episode for context.
- YOU'RE TEMU ME!
The Dear Pod episode 'YOU'RE TEMU ME!' discusses Italian style buffet food, 80's haircuts, and the concept of wearing someone else's skin. Grab a plate and enjoy the show.
- WELCOME TO CLUNTS
This episode discusses the idea of attending business meetings or classes in pajamas and includes a tangent about Helen Hunt.
- YOU'RE DRYER THAN NORMAL
This episode, titled "YOU'RE DRYER THAN NORMAL," welcomes listeners to the Pineapple Ranch and advises them to mind the Lantern Flys. Host Erin Maguire is mentioned in the context of the Maha'a Tiki Lounge.
- THERE"S NO SNACKS IN OVERHEAD
In this episode of Dear Pod, titled "THERE"S NO SNACKS IN OVERHEAD," the hosts discuss the frustrating experience of airline policies regarding snacks, drinks, and essential items like headphones. They touch upon the unreasonableness of ch…
- MY FACE EXPLODED
In the 'MY FACE EXPLODED' episode of Dear Pod, host Erin discusses a scenario involving a ship, a lifetime supply of booze, and 4000 people, hinting at disastrous outcomes and questioning her own life choices.
- I'M STEVEN SHARK
Erin and Patty discuss the new Jurassic Park movie and offer advice to listeners on the podcast Dear Pod.
- WHERE'S MRS. KEEPER?
The episode "WHERE'S MRS. KEEPER?" from the show Dear Pod advises listeners not to approach Erin at the Pineapple Ranch for their own safety. Listeners are encouraged to keep moving and avoid direct eye contact. The episode also includes a…
- BIG SHOOG JUNK
This Dear Pod episode, BIG SHOOG JUNK, focuses on dental hygiene topics including Crest, Colgate, and flossing, with a lighthearted mention of chocolate covered peanuts.
- SINCE YOU'RE DIGGIN'
This episode of Dear Pod, titled 'SINCE YOU'RE DIGGIN'', focuses on the themes of picking, digging, and mining for gold. The hosts express a unique and somewhat unconventional sentiment about the episode's content.
- URINE. FECES. VOMIT.
The hosts of Dear Pod discuss the transition from fleeing war in the Middle East to dealing with unpleasant living conditions at their children's college. They note that the word 'poop' is a regular feature of their advice podcast.
- HOLD MY JEAN SHORTS
The Dear Pod episode "HOLD MY JEAN SHORTS" features advice and laughter, including a story about someone having an accident. The episode is available on Patreon.
- JUST LIKE THE BIBLE
This mini-sode of Dear Pod, titled "JUST LIKE THE BIBLE," focuses on the music of Phil Collins. The hosts suggest listeners will be compelled to purchase his entire discography after listening.
- NOT WITHOUT MY VODKA TONIC (part two)
Erin continues her story "This Can't Be True, It Sounds Too Much Like A Movie" in part two, exploring whether she makes it home and if her life is changed, with a hint at recurring stomach issues for long-time listeners.
- NOT WITHOUT MY VODKA TONIC (part one)
In the first of a two-part bonus episode of Dear Pod, host Erin recounts her overwhelming experiences during a goodwill comedy tour in the Middle East. The episode promises a range of emotions for the listener.
- A VACATION TITANIC
This episode of Dear Pod explores the common frustrations and questions surrounding summer vacations, including travel planning and beach etiquette. The discussion touches on the challenges of finding relaxation while dealing with crowds.
- STAND-UP AT AN ORGY
In this episode of Dear Pod, titled 'STAND-UP AT AN ORGY,' listeners are invited to the Tiki Lounge. The hosts suggest grabbing a drink and greeting Bette Midler.
- THE CHUNKY PODCAST
The Chunky Podcast is a weekly comedy podcast from Dear Pod. Listeners are warned that if they enjoy the show, others will want to join in.