Cranked & Ranked
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Episodes
- Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Albums of 1983
Our top 10 favorite albums of 1983.
- Cranked & Ranked: Deftones
Join us as we rank all 10 full-length studio albums from beloved alt-metal trailblazers, Deftones.
- Slashed & Mashed: Nirvana Deep Cuts
The dudes create their ultimate Nirvana deep cut compilation.
- Cranked & Ranked: Exodus
The thrashiest of the classic thrash metal bands finally gets the C&R treatment.
- C&R Sidebar: "Coworker Music"
What is "coworker music?" What bands would be considered the culprits of this category of music? Is the term even meaningful in any way or is it just another way for elitist losers to act like total dicks? Let's talk about it!
- Cranked & Ranked: FireHouse
Another 80s hard rock band from the 90s gets the full C&R treatment.
- Cranked & Ranked: Wu-Tang Clan
Join us as we rank the full-group, full-length discography (minus that one album the Pharma Bro bought) of one of the most influential hip-hop groups ever.
- Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Albums of 1995
Our top 10 favorite albums of 1995.
- Cranked & Ranked: Sum 41
Over two hours of power. All killer, many tangents.
- Slashed & Mashed: Metallica - "...And Deep Cuts for All"
Once again, the dudes get to be super nerdy about their favorite band and create a compilation of the best deep cuts from the 80s Metallica albums.
- Cranked & Ranked: Genesis - part 2
The second half of our adventure ranking all 15 studio albums from the legendary prog rock band, Genesis.
- Cranked & Ranked: Genesis - part 1
Join us for the first half of our adventure ranking all 15 studio albums from the legendary prog rock band, Genesis.
- C&R Sidebar: The Big 4 of "Hair Metal"
Hair Metal, Glam Metal, 80s Hard Rock... whatever you call it, we're here to discuss and decide who we would include in the Big 4 of the era.
- Cranked & Ranked: Grunge One-offs
A special grunge episode where we rank the sole full-length albums from Green River, Mad Season, Malfunkshun, Mother Love Bone & Temple Of The Dog and create a compilation of our favorites from the albums.
- Cranked & Ranked: Fudge Tunnel
For our first ranking of 2026, we finally get around to one of Old Head's favorite bands of all time, Fudge Tunnel!
- Cranked & Ranked Holiday Special 2025
It's the 5th annual Cranked & Ranked Holiday special! Featuring our top 5 "Christmas movies", the Cadbury Roses assorted chocolates ranked, and some Kerrang! magazine quizzes from 1988!
- Slashed & Mashed: Judas Priest - Tim "Ripper" Owens Albums
Join us as we discuss another "other singer" era of a legendary metal band and turn two under-appreciated metal albums into the ultimate Tim "Ripper" Owens Judas Priest compilation. ...and yes, there are tangents...
- Cranked & Ranked: Suicidal Tendencies
We finally get around to ranking the full-length album discography of crossover thrash metal icons, Suicidal Tendencies.
- Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Albums of 2015
Our top 10 favorite albums of 2015.
- Cranked & Ranked: Dokken
Rockin' with Dokken (and a buttload of tangents).
- Cranked & Ranked: Sleep Token
Tangents abound. Cool points? Not so much.
- Cranked & Ranked: KISS Live Albums
On this tangent-filled episode, we rank all of the major KISS live albums as we morn the untimely loss of the Spaceman.
- Cranked & Ranked: Mastodon
The dudes finally get around to ranking Old Head's favorite metal band of this millennium!
- Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Most Important Albums of Our Lives
The albums that excited us, inspired us, and made us who we are.
- Cranked & Ranked: Morbid Angel
We finally get around to ranking the full-length studio album discography of one of the most influential bands in death metal. Plus, Eddie coins a new aesthetic and unleashes a new character. Tangents abound.
- Cranked & Ranked: GTA Vice City Radio Stations
Come with us on a tangent-filled journey into the world of GTA Vice City as we rank all of the Vice City radio stations.
- C&R Sidebar: Head & Eddie Made an Album!
Welcome to the world premiere of the debut album from GRAVE CIRCUIT — the new band formed by Old Head and Eddie Sparxx. You'll hear the full album from start to finish, and get the inside story on how the band was formed, along with an in-…
- Slashed & Mashed: Blaze Bayley Iron Maiden
The dudes give some much deserved attention to an under-appreciated era of a legendary band and create their ultimate Blaze Bayley Iron Maiden compilation.
- Cranked & Ranked: Queen - part 2
Our top 8 Queen albums, plus an epic amount of tangents.
- Cranked & Ranked: Queen - part 1
For our first multi-part ranking in over a year, we tackle the impressive, legendary discography of one of the greatest rock bands of all time.
- Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Albums of 1984
Our top 10 favorite albums of 1984.
- Slashed & Mashed: Ozzy Osbourne
Join us as we pay tribute and celebrate the solo career of arguably the most important musical figure of our lives by creating our ultimate Ozzy compilation.
- Cranked & Ranked: L7
On this episode, the dudes rank and discuss the discography of the legendary grunge/punk band, L7.
- Cranked & Ranked: Danger Danger
Let's get naughty naughty!
- Cranked & Ranked: Galactic Cowboys
The dudes tackle the impressive discography of one of the most under-appreciated bands of the 90s.
- C&R Sidebar: Reviewculous 3
Once again, the dudes dig into the Metal Archives and react to some album reviews.
- Cranked & Ranked: Creedence Clearwater Revival
The dudes immerse themselves in the swampy sounds of a seminal classic rock band.
- Cranked & Ranked: Architects
The dudes go modern again as they rank the discography of English metalcore heavyweights, Architects.
- Slashed & Mashed: The Best of Layne Staley
Join us as we celebrate the music of one of our favorite vocalists of all time by creating our version of the ultimate Layne Staley compilation.
- Cranked & Ranked: NOFX
Join us as we rank the entire discography* of a seminal punk band that is a long-time favorite for Old Head and a brand-new favorite for Eddie Sparxx. *All the major album and EP releases. They put out a lot of stuff.
- Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Albums of 1997
Our top 10 favorite albums of 1997 plus a buttload of tangents.
- C&R Sidebar: Rockstar P*nis Chart
We're back! It's time for the long-awaited climax to the "C*ck Trilogy"!
- Cranked & Ranked: Dangerous Toys
Join us as we rank the unfortunately small discography of Old Head's hometown heroes.
- Slashed & Mashed: Judas Priest - "Ramming Speed"
Join us as we create our own version of the lost Twin Turbos album by combining two of our favorite Judas Priest albums into one ultimate 80s metal party.
- Cranked & Ranked: D.R.I.
Hardcore Punk? Crossover Thrash? You buy one, you get one free!
- Cranked & Revisited: KISS
Join us for our first ever re-ranking and see how our KISS album rankings have changed four years later.
- Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Albums of 2000
Our top 10 favorite albums of the year 2000.
- Cranked & Ranked: The Beatles
Rank The Beatles.. Please Rank Me.. A Hard Days Rank..
- Cranked & Ranked: Old Friends, New Sh*t (Metallica, Judas Priest, Green Day, Pearl Jam...)
It's time to reconnect with old friends as we rank the recent releases from past C&R rankees.
- Cranked & Ranked: Linkin Park
Kicking off 2025 with one of the biggest bands of this millennium.